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tvneon · 25 days ago
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totallynormalfetishhaver · 2 months ago
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spent forever looking for this video. if anyone has the full lmk! one of the hottest videos by QOF imo
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rammington · 4 days ago
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dead meme I dug up from the internet graveyard
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mapsontheweb · 2 months ago
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Deaths due to diarrhea
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bluesest · 3 months ago
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A guy telling his boyfriend who is sitting on the toilet to hold in his diarrhea and beg for release
A Holding Boyfriend
My boyfriend and I had a great amazing date where we went to a critically acclaimed restaurant called: "The evening", it was an amazing night and the dishes were a total delight:
As an entrance they gave us a glass with 10 shrimp, they looked incredible and my boyfriend devoured most of them, I wanted to stop him because he was aware of what happens to his stomach when he consumes any type of seafood, but when I told him he replied:
Boyfriend: "It's not for so much love, I prefer the taste and suffer the consequences, because I tell you that this is totally delicious"
Me: "It won't be nice when... forget it"
I stopped at that precise moment, my neurons agreed that this could lead to a situation that was quite ... interesting.
10 minutes of anecdotes and laughter passed, the waiter gave us the main course: "Filet Mignon" with potatoes and asparagus, we had several sauces to choose from but my boyfriend's favorites were: "Brown Sauce" made from celery, onion, meat broth, garlic, among other ingredients, and also the classic barbecue sauce, all these made in an artisanal way, It was an amazing dinner at an amazing restaurant, we paid the bill and with a great feeling in our stomachs we left the establishment.
When I got into the car my boyfriend said some words that would leave me cold:
Boyfriend: "I think it's better to leave the windows open"
Me: "But it's very cold out there"
Boyfriend: "My stomach is baking something heavy, I think it wasn't a good idea after all"
Me: "I warned you"
Boyfriend: "But I don't regret it"
He started leaning quickly, held the steering wheel tightly and let out a giant gas, I never thought he would be able to match something like that.
*PPFPFPFPFPFPTTTTTTTTTTTT*
Boyfriend: "Ufffff that was a good one"
I blushed at the time, me and he have been together for at least 3 years where we have acquired a small apartment and I had never heard or smelled a fart like that in the time I live with him.
Neither he nor I bothered at that moment, as a couple we have witnessed many things from each other including our embarrassments, he is usually quite open to these issues and has no shame at all about farting at least in front of me, it is something I admire about him, his trust towards me to show something that you would never show someone, even if it is something as "disgusting" but natural as farts.
He began to laugh sheepishly while I enjoyed the natural smell of his intestines invading my nostrils touching them softly like a light, pleasant scent of a small flower between his large, tight buttocks.
He began to feel his stomach with his left hand as he paid attention to the road and said:
Boyfriend: "I feel gassy"
My eyes shone with those words, I didn't want to be an obstacle to him so I said:
Me: "Fart freely, don't worry about me"
Boyfriend: "Are you sure? I mean... doesn't it bother you?"
I put my hand on his stomach and said, "I like every part of you" and then I started to lower my hand to his crotch releasing some of the sexual pressure I felt and couldn't hold, just the smell that was locked in the car served as an aphrodisiac for me.
Boyfriend: "You should take that hand out of there"
Me: "Why?"
*PPFPTPPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTF* *PRRRRRR*
I was immediately surprised and automatically began to grab his crotch more tightly:
Boyfriend: "Calm down there babe, I don't want your hand to stink of shrimp and meat"
Me: "You know me, I like your meat"
Boyfriend: "hahahaha... I can't believe we're doing this while I'm driving and farting."
Me: "I can't believe this is heating me up"
Boyfriend: "Don't worry, very soon we will arrive at the apartment *PFFTFTTFTFTFTFTFTFT* and the bathroom"
It was 10 minutes on the road where I tried to ignore my farting boyfriend, in total he farted about 3 before arriving, but it was impossible for me to think of anything other than his tight buttocks vibrating from the air that comes out.
Entering the apartment I try to kiss him and continue releasing the tension, but he stops me and says:
Boyfriend: "Not now, I must visit the bathroom for a moment"
Me: "From 1 to 10, how much do you need to go to the bathroom?"
Boyfriend: "like a 6, but the more time passes the more I will want to"
Me: "That means you'll be able to hold on for a while longer."
Boyfriend: "I don't know..."
Me: "It will be quick, let's go"
Boyfriend: "Okay, I guess I'll hold on a little longer before... *PPPFFTFTTFTF* uuppss now went up to a 7"
We both started to hug each other, I took the first step and started to lower my hand and grabbed his left buttock with passion while he began to kiss me and guided me to our bed where we let ourselves fall without separating our bodies and lips, he began to moan very low shyly while my hand went up his entire back.
*PPPFFFFTFTFTTF*
He stopped kissing me and his face moved away from mine, with a look full of passion and shame he told me: "Babe, I really need to go to the bathroom", I pretending not to have heard him I started to lower my hand again and this time I put it under his underwear touching his bare buttock feeling a little sweat and chills from his big butt.
However, while I was caressing his buttocks he touched my arm and said: 
Boyfriend: "Hey, you just realized you put your hand under my underpants seconds after I fart, didn't you?" 
Me: "I know, but I don't care, you're irresistible."
Boyfriend: "Even if it smells like rotten eggs?"
Me: "Even if you're shit on yourself, I'll love you"
Boyfriend: "Then I'll check if that's true."
He started staring me in the eye as he applied some pressure to my arm and...*PFPPTPTPTPPFPFFTFTFTF* *PRRRR*
I was too surprised, not only by the fact that my biggest wet dreams came true, but also by the fact that I felt a few small drops on my hand, it could be sweat, but I would rather imagine that it was that thick mixture that is cooking in his stomach wanting to come out, and his comment gave me a clue.
Boyfriend: "That was a wet one... I must go to the bathroom"
Me: "But I just showed you that I don't care what your body does while we love each other."
Boyfriend: "I know, but now my desire has gone up to an 8, this is already serious"
Me: "And what would be the problem?"
Boyfriend: "That at any moment I could... make a mess"
For a moment I thought I was taking this too far, maybe he doesn't like this as much as I do, I started to feel guilty about forcing me to do something that my boyfriend doesn't like and dislikes, my lust left my body for a moment and I was about to give my boyfriend "Permission" to go to the bathroom once and for all and maybe continue with this without the factor Farting and diarrhea wouldn't be as interesting, but those thoughts left my head when I heard him say, "But I could take it longer, babe."
He said it with a mischievous smile and eyes full of passion and desire, he put both his hands behind my head and pushed it gently and slowly towards his head, where our lips collided again with even more passion than the first time, now he was the one who began to hug me and caress my back and I innocently wanted to do the same as him and I started to take my hand out of his ass to carry it behind him but he stopped me: "You said you didn't care if I suck right? Then you will NOT take that hand off my ass" and without warning he farted violently and wetly: *PPFPPFPPTPPPTTTTFFFFTFTFT* *PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
I groaned suddenly, even I was surprised and my boyfriend started laughing:
Boyfriend: "hahaha, I can't believe you did that when I farted"
Me: "Don't say stupid things, that was just a mixture of surprise and passion, that fart only surprised me and that's it"
Boyfriend: "Sure?" *PPPFTFTFTFTFTFF* *PPRPRPRPRPRPR* *PFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTTTTT*
I moaned again and was embarrassed to one more, but I felt my boyfriend's hand gently touching my cheek which managed to calm me down.
Boyfriend: "But at least I know you're serious when you say you love me."
Me: "Hahahaha enough of being ashamed"
Boyfriend: "I... *PFTFTFTFT* uffff... I'm serious, I was ashamed"
Me: "Shame?"
Boyfriend: "Embarrassment when I had to play the two while you were in the apartment, I was sorry that you heard or smelled, I always read on the internet that the main reasons for couple separations were because of this type of taboo subject?"
Me: "But why? If everyone does it"
Boyfriend: "It's just that... *PPPFTFTFTFTFTFTTF* aghhh, I think it's up to a 9 now, it's already dangerous at this point"
Me: "You don't have to be ashamed, at least not with me because you already know that I love you no matter if..."
Boyfriend: "I shit on myself... *GRRRRRRRRR* ohhhh stop for a moment... here comes a big one..."
Me: "Don't worry, you know I don't care"
Boyfriend: "I know... aghhh *PPPFTPTPTPTPTFFT* *PPRPRPRRRRRRRRRRR* *PFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFFTF* *PRRRRRRRRRRR* *GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*"
We both stopped at that moment, he had a face of fear and shame which I didn't understand the reason until I felt a strange thick hot liquid that was where I understood everything.
I immediately pulled my hand out of his butt making it even more muddy, but I didn't do it because I was disgusted but because I wanted to see the mess my hand became when he expelled that rancid diarrhea mixture.
My boyfriend finally reacted to what had happened, he stood up and got out of bed, turned to look at me again, directed his gaze towards my hand with diarrhea and then to my face something shocked, and with shame in his eyes and in his voice he said: "Sorry, I think I measured wrong... It wasn't a 9, it was an 11"
After saying that, he walked making small jumps to take off his underwear with a big brown stain with lumps and once naked he went to the bathroom of our room without closing the door and before sitting on the toilet I took his arm which surprised him and turned quickly.
Let me tell you that it's not the first time I've seen him naked or vice versa, we were a couple after all, but it's the first time that his completely naked body almost gave me a heart attack, his ass stained with brown diarrhea, his big penis and his face of shame but that denotes a little passion made lust take control of my body and caused me to stop him before he released his stomach.
Boyfriend: "Babe, I know we were on to something, but I really have to go *GRRRRRRR* went up to 12"
Me: "I think you could hold on a little longer..."
Boyfriend: "Definitely not!"
Me: "You're a strong man, of course you can"
Boyfriend: "Babe didn't you see my underpants? I literally ruined them!"
Me: "Come on, they're not so bad, I can buy a whole box if you want"
Boyfriend: "I'm shitting, I need the toilet NOW!!"
Me: "And I need you NOW!!!"
The atmosphere became tense, we both screamed in desperation, but I definitely shouldn't have done that for a sexual game, I still wasn't sure if he liked that idea or was even enjoying everything that happened.
We both remained silent, he, even naked, stared at me with a bit of confusion while I couldn't look him in the eye because of how embarrassed he was.
Boyfriend: "Wow that's definitely not you, what's wrong with you, is there anything I can help you with?"
Me: "It's nothing, just that I really wanted to continue..."
He started to approach me slowly and gave me a hug, I felt his crotch harden, although to tell the truth I don't know if it was HIS crotch or mine, and with a soft voice he told me:
Boyfriend: "That has nothing to do with what we were doing, tell me the truth, I don't want to do something that bothers you..."
With shame and a trembling voice he had no choice but to confess.
Me: "This will sound weird or even disgusting to you, and I don't want you to think that about me..."
Boyfriend: "You are a beautiful man, sexy from head to toe and someone intelligent who always makes me laugh in my best moments or accompanies me in my worst moments, nothing you say is going to change my opinion of you or the love I feel for you"
His face slowly approached me and began to kiss me softly.
Me: "You see... I... I like what it's all about... well..."
Boyfriend: "Be confident"
Me: "I... I like it..."
Boyfriend: "Go ahead"
Me: "I LIKE TO SEE PEOPLE HAVE DIARRHEA, IT MAKES ME REALLY HOT TO SEE THEM IN A SITUATION LIKE THAT!!"
Boyfriend: "..."
Me: "It's... a fetish..."
I finally confessed, but... silence says more than a thousand words, doesn't it? He didn't say anything, at that moment I thought his face was one of contempt, disgust and horror, if he were honest and was in his reactionary position the same. I froze, I didn't know what to do, but...
Boyfriend: "hahahahaha..."
Me: "Why are you laughing?"
Boyfriend: "Let's say I have the perfect partner"
He kissed me again, then he moved away and with a funny but gallant look he says to me: 
Boyfriend: "I'm proud that you put your trust in me and that's why I love you, besides, that fetish is called Scat, just so that you are more informed"
Me: "Wait... Are you?"
Boyfriend: "I've never tried it before, but let's just say I'd really like to try it with you love"
This time I started kissing him, I couldn't believe it, he was definitely the perfect man for me... *GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* He turned his face away from mine and said: 
Boyfriend: "All these emotions made me forget that I had to shit"
Me: "Hey... sorry for going too far, if you want I will leave you alone"
Boyfriend: "Don't you remember what I told you? I would like to try this... and I want you to be my guide"
Me: "Are you sure?"
Boyfriend: "Of course, but you better hurry, if I don't sit on that toilet right now... I think we will have to clean the floor"
I laughed shyly and we both moved towards the bathroom where I wonder: "what should I do now?"
I stopped for a moment, I didn't know what to do either because I had never been in a situation like this and I decided to start with something classic and simple:
Me: "How about something to hold on?"
Boyfriend: "Wasn't that what I've been doing all this time?"
Me: "Yes, but this time you'll push it to the limit, now sit on the toilet."
Boyfriend: "Like orders"
He went straight to the toilet, when he turned his back to me I could notice his big sweaty butt and a slight tightening of buttocks, you could tell from afar that he could barely move and prevent his entire interior from coming out in a violently explosive way.
A cold and short sound indicated that his butt kissed the porcelain, he raised his sexy gaze and looked me straight in the eyes waiting for my next order:
Me: "Just hold on until you can't take it anymore..."
Boyfriend: "Really? No kind of game or something?"
Me: "I'm new to this just like you!"
*GRRRRRRRRR*
Boyfriend: "I think my stomach is new to this too"
Me: "Let me hear your opinion"
Boyfriend: "Okay"
He subtly leaned into the seat, raising his butt as high as he could where he expelled a vibrating and loud fart: 
*PPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFTTTTTT* *PRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
I could see small brown drops shoot out of his butt which at this point was so tight that it could easily break a nut.
Me: "Hey! You're cheating when you're farting"
Boyfriend: "I'm sorry babe, but at this point my body controls itself" 
He made the same motion to let loose an even bigger fart
*PPFPPTPTTPTPTPFFFTFTFTFTF* *PRRRRRR*
I couldn't tell if his little moan was one of pain or enjoyment, but I had no doubt that both parties enjoyed this little experience. I began to approach me:
*GRRRRRRRR* *PFFFFTTTT*
Boyfriend: "Oh! My intestines are burning"
Me: "Maybe I can help you with that..."
I slowly brought my hands closer to his stomach and began to caress him delicately making small circles one at a time.
*PFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFT*
Boyfriend: "Ufffff, I thought that the objective was to make it impossible for me to explode, not to make it easier for me"
Me: "I want it to be a bigger challenge, plus being so close to you I can smell you better"
Boyfriend: "hmmmm~ you really know what you do right?" *PFFFTTT*
Me: "Of course... The smell is amazing, how did you get your stomach to smell like a landfill?"
Boyfriend: "hmm~ I will confess something to you hmm~ in the morning I had a big cup of coffee..."
Me: "Knowing you and your stomach must have been a headache to endure that smell at work"
Boyfriend: *PFFTFTFTFTFTFTFT* "ugh, not at all, I thought I was going to shit about half an hour later, but hmmm~ it just didn't happen"
Me: "Really?"
Boyfriend: "No, it's hard to believe, but since the morning not a single fart came out, and I ate hot wings at lunch"
Me: "That would explain the dark brown color of those drops I saw..."
Boyfriend: "I thought that would make hmmmmm~ *PFTFTFTFT* go straight to the bathroom, but it didn't give a solution *PRRRRRRRRRR* I even heard several colleagues and even the boss destroy the office bathroom"
Me: "I can imagine the desperation of those poor men, but I am aware that out of all of them you would make the greatest disaster."
Boyfriend: "I'm happy I didn't at least touch those bathrooms with hot, sweaty toilet lids"
Me: "And it looks like someone else is happy too, doesn't it?"
His penis was completely erect, apparently the massages relaxed him enough so that the stress goes away and he can enjoy this in a more free and sexual way.
Boyfriend: "Like I told you, I can't control my body" *GRRRRRRRRRR*
Me: "Would you mind if...?"
Boyfriend: "Don't ask and do it!"
I lowered my head directly to his crotch, down there it smelled worse and I could see how the clear water of the toilet had small brown dots indicating that all the farts were wet.
I asked his to get up a little from the toilet, then I put my left hand behind me and started to touch his sweaty butt feeling how my hand gets hotter and hotter thanks to the oven generated inside the toilet.
*PFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTF* *PRRRRR* *PFFTFTFFF* *PPPPFTFTFTFFFFFTTTTTT*
Boyfriend: "oops, I hope it doesn't bother you..."
Me: "~Not at all~"
*GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Boyfriend: "Fuck, I don't think I will resist for long"
Me: "Please, we've had sex longer than this."
Boyfriend: "I don't mean that! I mean my stomach, it's starting to burn."
Me: "Be a man and endure like one"
Boyfriend: "I'll expel everything and we'll continue with this later"
Me: "That wasn't the love deal, and you know it~"
I could smell it, the smell of despair, he began to sweat more and I could feel drops of sweat falling on my hair and arms as he slowly lost control.
*PFTFTFTFTFTFTF* *PFTFTFFFFTFTPPPPPPFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTTTTT* *PRRRRTRRRRRR*
Boyfriend: "hmmmmm~ my stomach hurts a lot, please release me my love"
Me: "No, I want you to break a world record"
Boyfriend: "And I'll break it, but it'll be the size of the largest human excrement."
Me: "In your case they will have to weigh it in liters, by your farts you can tell that it will be liquid"
Boyfriend: "ohhh.... Please *PFTFTFTFTFTFT* I can't anymore... *PRRRRRRRR* More! *TRRRRRRRRRRR*"
Notice how his farts became more and more violent, in a few seconds his stomach will not resist and the great wall of his sphincter will break giving way to the brown army.
Me: "You're sweating a lot..."
Boyfriend: "I know hahaha... but please, I can't resist much longer..." *PFFFTTTT* *GRRRRRRRRRR*
I raised my head and went to his lips and began to kiss him passionately, the atmosphere was heavy, it was very hot and even the smell had flooded the small room. When our lips parted, he said to me: 
Boyfriend: "I'm sorry Babe"
I passed so fast that I could hardly react, the first explosion echoed off the walls and I instinctively lowered my head to see the fireworks on the front page:
*PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *PFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFFTTTT* *TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* *GRRRRRR* *PFFFFFTTTTTT* *PFFFFFFFFFFFTTFTTF*
He doesn't stop moaning, while from my perspective I can see a large fountain staining the white porcelain of the toilet that I always worry about seeing it clean, but still I don't care at all, I can always clean it at any time, but this doesn't happen again, or at least I've never experienced it before.
*SQHSQHQSHSQHSSSHSHSHSHHHHHHHHH* *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT* *PRRRRR* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PRRRRRRRRRRRR* *TRRRRRRRR* *BLRRRRRSSSHHHHHHH* *PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT* *PFFFFTT* *PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Jet after jet fell impacting the water like a strong hurricane into the ocean, the few solid pieces looked like meteorites causing large explosions of brown water as they crashed into the large polluted ocean.
Boyfriend: "oh... wow, I've never shit like this in my life *GRRRRRRRRR* ughhhh"
*PFFFFFTTFTFTFTFTFF* *PRPRPRPRPRPRPRPR* *SHQHQSHQSHQSHSSSHHSHSHQSHQSHSQQSQQSQS* *FFFFFFFTTTTTTTPPPPPPPP* *PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* *SQSTSQRQSRSSSRSRSRQQQRQRQRRRRRRRRRRR*
Me: "I know, it was amazing, don't you think?"
Boyfriend: "Sure"
Me: "Now, do you want me to clean you down there?"
Boyfriend: "Of course"
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jurassicsickfics · 1 month ago
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Can you give some prompts for sickies in diapers please? 💗
Of course! I'd be glad to!
Sickies In Diapers🍼:
1. Character who wouldn't normally wear diapers having such bad diarrhea that they're forced to
2. Blowouts on caretaker's lap is always wonderful
3. Character with a UTI resorting to diapers thanks to the constant urge to pee
4. Squeamish caretaker struggling to change sickie's diarrhea diapers
5. Getting a bad stomach cramp and just squatting down to fill their diaper wherever they happen to be
6. Pooping and or peeing in their sleep and getting this sweet little smile because it's warm and relieving
7. Sickie being super cute with caretaker and single handedly ruining the moment with a loud blast of diarrhea
8. Using caretaker to brace themselves to push
9. Male sickie peeing on caretaker during a diaper change, too sick to really realize they did it
10. The unfortunate and messy incident that makes caretaker and sickie decide to resort to diapers
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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year ago
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Leonardo DiCaprio showed his uncensored asshole in a movie, but it was for a scene where his character was suffering from explosive diarrhea.
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yourlocallovesickie · 8 months ago
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A character that usually isnt really the nicest person, but today theyre being exceptionally grumpy and irritable. No one can figure out why, and no one wants to ask in fear of experiencing their shortened temper, until suddenly it dawns on someone close to them that they hadnt been to the bathroom in well over a week. Immediately after, it all makes sense; how they spent most of their time hiding out in their room, their irritability, how bloated their stomach now looked and the embarrassment that they felt anytime anyone did muster up the courage to ask them what was the matter. It seems their emotions arent the only thing thats constipated….
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tumbluuurp · 1 month ago
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Having a horrible belly ache. My stomach is like, heaving and I can feel the contents of my tummy start to….come up.
I’m so nauseated. My stomach’s really full. Lunch has been twisting in my guts for hours and it needs to… oh, I’m going to be sick!!!
It’s going to come up. Instinctively, I think, “I need to get to the bathroom!”
But I’m already in the bathroom. The sounds/odors of others flushing and relieving themselves of their own stomach symptoms make my nausea swell - I need to vomit! Toilet!
But I’m already on the toilet. In fact, my poor belly has been churning out explosion after explosion of horrid diarrhea with no end in sight.
Lunch is coming up for sure now, the burps are thick and wet and smell like sick and garlic. Oh no, there’s nowhere to put it!
Just before a thick wave of sludgy throw up is ready to eject, someone bangs against the stall door.
“I’m sick, it’s an emergency, I need to—-“
The wail cuts off, punctuated by a long, bubbling fart followed by a splash. She’s defecated a watery soup onto the floor, clearly the result of illness. The wailing resumes, I open my mouth to respond but all that comes out is lunch - a thick, half digested, a sludge sprays my side of the stall door and floor.
My stomach hurts.
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tomorrowusa · 13 days ago
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« Now as a late-night host, people often say to me, 'Come on, part of you's gotta want Trump to win cuz he gives you so much material to work with.'
No, NO.
No one tells the guy who cleans the bathroom, 'Wow, you must love it when someone has explosive diarrhea — there’s so much material for you to work with!' »
— Stephen Colbert on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert correcting a common misconception about comics and Donald Trump.
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rammington · 10 days ago
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*he stares into your soul cutely*
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wet-and-wedgied · 1 year ago
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Spencer’s Spicy Salad
Spencer rolled up from underneath the customer’s truck as the clock struck the time for lunch. He wiped the sweat off his forehead, leaving behind a bit of grease and jumped up to his feet. Spencer was a tall young mechanic who had been left in charge of his boss’s shop for the day. A fit man college student with short curly brown hair, strong arms and defined chest he cut an figure even in his simple mechanic’s get up: a tight white shirt and a pair of well worn grey overalls.
He grabbed a rag and wiped off the excess grease off his hands as he popped into the break room, a tiny little alcove with a water cooler and mini-fridge, putting out the salad he had grabbed earlier before work. It was some kind of spicy Mexican salad he had seen on his feed at some local place and had decided to try it out. It was supposed to be really good for the digestive track and a delicious meal for those looking to stay fit.
Spencer propped his leg up and chowed down. It was way spicer than he had thought, the kale in it practically soaked in some creamy dressing that while delicious kept burning his tongue. Spencer kept refilling his water bottle and chugging the whole thing in order to cool off. Still it was delicious. And filling too. Spencer patted his full stomach satisfied as he tossed the bowl and finished up his lunch and went back to working in the truck.
Spencer was finishing tightened the last bolts in place underneath the truck and he felt his stomach flip. Still on the board on his back, he lifted a leg and ripped a hot fat fart.
PPOPPPFFFBBBRT!
Spencer laughed, patting his stomach as some pressure was lessened, and blew out two more farts
PPFFFERRT
BBRRTFFRRRT!
Spencer slid out from underneath the truck and was greeted with the rancid smell of his own ass. “Damn, I reck. But I really needed that!”
“Well I hope you got it all out of your system then,” said Spencer’s boss. Spencer looked up to see his boss, a middle aged man with salt and pepper hair, holding his nose and fanning the air.
“sir!” Spencer flushed, scrambling to his feet. “My bad. Sorry, I thought you said you’d be gone today.”
“I am, I am, just checking in is all. Making sure you haven’t burned down the place.”
“no sir—” PPfffpppertRRT!
Spencer covered his rear as another fart ripped out him. His stomachgurgled and flipped again. His boss increased his fanning. “Geez. Light a match in here and you just might. What did you eat, son?”
Spencer opened his mouth to respond but was waved off.
“Nevermind, is the truck ready, they should be coming to pick it up soon. I want to make sure you got this on your own, eh.” His boss smirk and tapped Spencer in the stomach and Spencer tense feeling his guts bubble and gurgle protest.
“no problem sir,” Spencer said.
“perfect, Ah look here they come now.”
Spencer turned to see a handsome man a few years older than Spencer with a bright smile and two twin teen boys glued to their phones coming in. “Hey, everything ready? We’re looking forward to going camping!” The truck owner said with high optimism. The two boys each rolled their eyes.
“You’re excited Uncle Daniel,” one of the boys groaned.
“Like a dork,” said the other. “You like being alone in the woods cause it doesn’t sound as bad as being alone in the real world.” The twins high-fived, neither looking up from their phones.
The truck owner— Daniel’s smile flattened but he push onward. “You two really don’t let up, huh. Sorry, is the truck ready? Then we’ll get out of your hair.”
“No worries,” Spencer’s boss said, “Spencer here will take care of you.”
“Right!” Spencer said offering a hand to Daniel. “Spencer. Sorry, you already know that. Um, yes, your truck is ready.”
“Wonderful that is great news.” Daniel took Spencer’s hand, giving it a firm handshake as their eyes.
“I really like camping,” Spencer blurted out. Daniel’s lips curled into a smooth grin.
“really? We’ll maybe we—“
“Ew, Uncle Daniel stop flirting with the mechanic dude,” whined one of the teens.
Spencer felt a flush on his cheeks— only for it to be replaced with a far more intense feeling in his stomach. Any butterflies he felt seemed to be carrying megaton warheads, dropping them in his intestines. An ominous gurgle went through him and Spencer clutched his abdomen. The pressure on his guts was intense. Fuuuck… he needed to shit.
“you okay?” Asked Daniel.
“yeah, yeah,” Spencer said hastily. “I just need you sign some paperwork and I’ll go grab your keys. Spencer hurried out of the garage and into the office, a series of small hot farts squeaking out of him as he went. He hurried over to the papers and
PPPPPFFFFBBBFFRRRTPPPBBBBT!!!
Spencer gasped as a massive fart erupted out of him as he bent to grab the clipboard sign the paperwork on it. He held his stomach. Fuck that spicy salad was messing with his guts. His stomach broiled like an Icelandic mud volcano. Spencer clinched his cheeks. Ahhh. Don’t think about mud volcanoes. He looked to the board where they hung the keys and then to down the hall where the bathroom was. He desperately wanted ti make a mad dash to the bathroom and absolutely destroy the toilet. But his boss and that hit uncle were waiting for him. He groaned. Shit. He could hold it for a few minutes. He grabbed the keys and speed walked back the garage. As he step through the door the water cookie gurgled and suddenly the pressure seemed to shift from. His rear, the pressure subsiding on his packed colon, but only to fall squarely onto his bladder. Spencer tensed as he paused in the garage, pressing his legs together as a lake of hot piss sloshed in his bladder, all those bottles of water lapping against the dam inside him. A dam that desperately wanted to burst.
“Spencer, you okay?”
Spencer looked up to see his boss and Daniel both looking at him. He gave them both a nervous smile.
“I-I’m fine.” Spencer said, and straightened. He forced his legs apart and focused on not pissing himself. He could hold it. He could hold it. He could hold it. Spencer repeated the thought in his head as he half walked half shuffle over to Daniel. “Here you go— Ahh!” A leak squirted out of Spencer, dribbles of hot piss splashing into his soft boxers. Spencer bent, his knees pressed together. He held back a whimper as he bounced from foot to foot, his bladder aching. Oh man he didn’t have drunk so much water.
“Are you sure you are okay dude?” Daniel asked.
“He looks like he is doing the pee dance,” snickered one of Daniel’s nephews.
Another leak squirted out of Spencer at the sound of the word ‘pee’. “Ahh!” Spencer cried out as he gave in and wedged his hand between his crotch, desperately holding onto his crotch. Spencer bit his lip and held the truck key’s for Daniel to take, but he was frozen in place.
PPpFfrtt
Spencer gasped as he farted, hot and stenching. His stomach gurgled and he temporarily lost his control on his bladder. Hot piss sprayed out of his cock and into his boxers.
“nNoooOO—Ahh!” Spencer cried out and moaned as he tried and failed to regain control. The dam gates had opened and now the flood came bursting through! Spencer stood frozen as his body let go and he began soaking his boxers, peeing his pants, a dark wet patch blooming at the crotch of his overalls and then spread fast as rivulets of urine ran down his legs and soaked through the fabric. Spencer’s eyes fluttered as he pee, flooding his overalls, sending hot push gushing through the material and over his hand, still desperately gripping his leaking crotch even as Spencer formed a puddle beneath him.
PSsssssSSHH
“oh man! The mechanic is pissing his pants!” Said on the of nephews.
“Dude is soaking them too!” Said the other, holding up his phone to record.
Spencer was helpless as his bladder emptied itself in his boxers and overalls. But that wasn’t the worse part. As his bladder gushed out, his stomach gurgle and shit that had filled him slammed against his rear. His guys bubbled and Spencer knew he wasn’t able to keep control over his bowels.
PPFFFFBBRRT
PPBBBBRFFFFERRTTT
BBBTRRFFF
Spencer bent as he was hit with a series of wet “oh no!” Spencer dropped the keys in Daniel’s hand and turned trying the run back inside, but only made it a few steps before a massive cramp bent him over.
PPPRRRRBFFFF!!!
“Come on, no, no, no,” Spencer said panicking as he fumbled with the clasp on his overalls. If he could at least get out of them, but the clasp was stuck and then it was too late. “No-AaggAAAHHH!”
Spencer moaned as he lost complete control of his bowels, a torrent of hot diarrhea exploding into his already soaked boxers and overalls. It was a volcanic mudslide, thick and soft as it blasted out of him. A massive bugle was instantly forming in his overalls, staining the back as he had the front.
BLLKOOPOOOPPPPFFFT
SPLKTPPPFFFFT
“oh my god!” Spencer’s boss cover his nose as Spencer relentless farted as wave after wave of hot recking shit erupted out of him . The liquid shit overflowed his boxers as he emptied his bowls, diarrhea slide down his legs and splattering against the garage floor. Spencer was helpless as he evacuated the hot muddy brown sewage.
PLSSPPOFFFRRT
PPBBBRRTTPPFFFTSSSTK
Spencer, defeated as another wave hit him, feel to his knees, landing in puddle of his own piss as more diarrhea filled his overalls. The foul stench filled the entirety of the garage, as Spencer could only sit in his disgrace.
“oh man,” snicker one of the twins. “This is going to get a shitload of views!”
Spencer groaned as a final fart marked the end of him shitting and soiling himself. He was never trying spicy salad again
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A Babysitter
James was a young boy who was going through a not very good economic situation, he needed the money to go out with his friends so he decided to take the job of a babysitter.
Not many people wanted a male nanny so it was difficult for him to get a job and he almost retired from this, however, he got an application to be a nanny for a boy who recently made his previous nanny run away from him.
This worried him from the beginning, but he really needed the money so he was either take the job or quit and refuse the next outings with his friends, he said to himself, "How hard can it be?"
He knocked on the door of a large house with various luxurious decorations, opened the door of an elegantly dressed couple, shook hands and set the following rules:
1. You must take care of our son, his name is Dave
2. Do not touch anything other than to take care of Dave and do not enter the rooms.
3. There are ingredients in the fridge for me to cook dinner for Dave.
4. You should be asleep by midnight and wait for them to return.
For a moment he wondered, "He's a little old to have a babysitter, but that means he won't be the typical kid who has to calm every tantrum he throws."
Behind the couple was the young man, he had an annoyed and disinterested face, finally both parents left and left them alone.
There wasn't that much of an age difference between the two so James tried to start a friendly conversation with Dave:
James: "So how are you doing in high school?"
Dave: "Just cook something please"
James: "Oh come on, I know it sucks when your parents at this age hire you a babysitter, but I'm just doing my job."
Dave: "I'd better go play video games..."
James: "I also quite like them! Do you need a second player or something?"
Dave was quite impressed, none of his previous nannies who took care of him were really interested in him, nor did he have any friends who wanted to play some games and appearing disinterested he accepted James' proposal.
They both spent a lot of time inside Dave's room, he tried to show that he didn't care and even that he was bothered by the fact that James was there, but he just couldn't hide it and they had a very fun night.
Dave: "You really suck at this game"
James: "Well let's leave this for now, I must cook the snack"
Dave: "Why don't you order pizza? My parents won't find out"
James: "I don't want to get in trouble with them, I really need this job, plus cheese gives me gas, like this!"
*PFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
Dave was surprised, not by the fact of seeing a man of his own age fart like that, he had already heard and smelled some of the farts of his classmates, however, in this situation he felt different, maybe it's the intimacy of the moment or that he really began to appreciate one of his babysitters for the first time, whatever happened caused a slight erection that he had to hide.
James left the room with the unpleasant smell and Dave thought about what happened and how he felt: "Maybe it's love?... Do I like men? … I liked what he did?", he was in denial of his feelings, he was simply in an intimate moment something that he never experienced in his life, he was sure that if it was with a woman and without... the smells would provoke exactly the same feelings and even stronger.
This is what he thought until minutes later he saw his now friend cooking for him shirtless, it was a body quite muscular and stocky to provoke the unwanted looks of many people including Dave who couldn't stop thinking about how incredible James would look in his luxurious bathroom... Wait a minute... This fantasy is quite close to coming true.
Dave remembered that there were plenty of medicines in his parents' room for any emergency, he quickly slipped away and desperately searched the drawers full of pills and syrups until... "BINGO! Here it is!", under some bandages was a small sealed bottle of a powerful laxative "Action in 1 hour"
He got down to work, went to the kitchen together with James and began to prepare an orange juice for his babysitter with the excuse that he wanted to help him to continue playing video games and when he turned around he poured at least 3 tablespoons of the laxative into the glass intended for Dave, he took it and raised it saying "I assure you that it has an explosive flavor"
Dinner was somewhat simple and not so fancy: avocado salad and breaded chicken, not bad for someone who is used to eating $1 burgers. This was perfect for Dave who couldn't wait for the result of the combination of the laxative and avocado and as this would leave his bathroom clean.
They finished dinner in record time, Dave thanked James and almost forced him to go to his room, once inside he was in charge of closing all doors and windows to prevent any smell or sound from escaping and after 10 minutes the magic began.
*GRRRRRRRRR*
James: "Aghhh"
Dave: "What's wrong?"
James: "The avocado is having an effect"
Dave: "Does that mean that?"
James: "I think I'll have to go to the bathroom soon"
Dave: "Oh! If you want you can use the bathroom in my room, in fact, it's the only one you can really use."
James: "Oh come on! I don't want to stink up this place, are you sure there isn't another bathroom?"
Dave: "Yes, but my parents would be pretty upset, if you use this I won't say anything and they never come into my room so they wouldn't notice."
James: "Naaahh I think I'll hold on until they arrive and I can go home."
Dave: "Are you sure about that?"
Without warning, Dave clenched his fist and hit James hard enough while he just watched as the annoying and shy boy who didn't need any babysitter beat him without concern and with a cheerful and playful look.
*GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *PFFFTTT*
James: "Ha! Nice try, but you'll need more strength than that to-"
*PFTFTFTFTFTFTFFFFFFTTTTTT*
James: "Forget it... you asked for it, friend"
He got out of bed and with another loud fart walked slowly to Dave's clean bathroom, gave one last warning: "If you don't want to die, better get out of this room because I feel like it's going to be a monstrous shit" and closed the door.
Dave quickly went and put his eye on the keyhole where he saw the following scene:
James began to take off his shirt that was already sweaty from playing the boy's competitive video games, before sitting on the toilet he said in a low voice: "This will be a big one" and then got up again and began to undress completely, James apparently was one of those naked.
Even though the lock was somewhat awkward to see what was going on behind the door, Dave could notice James' large penis that was hanging gently as he took off his last items of clothing and with a "perfect!" he sat down on the toilet.
*PRRRRRRR* *PLOP*
It was the first thing that was heard, apparently someone was having trouble evacuating these last few days.
*PFFFFFFTTTTTTT* *PLOP*
A semi-wet fart warned that it would not be a normal shit while little by little the smell began to seep through the small holes in the bathroom door.
*PFFFTTT* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP*
Several solid pieces fell somewhat similar to the feces of a guinea pig, each making a *SPLASH* and *PLOP* as they fell to the bottom of the toilet.
*PLOP* *PLOP* *TRRRRRRRRRRR* *PLOP*
The sound of a large dry log coming out of James' anus put an end to the easy part of his visit to the bathroom.
*GRRRRRRRRR* *PRRRRRRRRRRR* *SQHSHQHQHQSSQQHSHQSHQS* *PRRRSSSSSSSSSSS* *PFFFFFTTTT* *QHSHQHSSQHQS* *SHHHHHRTRTRTRTRTRR* *PFFFTTTT*
Apparently that trunk prevented all the liquid shit from coming out as if it were the lid of a water bottle, which all its liquid is violently expelled if you take off the cap and put it upside down.
*PFFTFTFTFTFFT* *PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *SQHQSHSHSQHSQHSQ* *PSSSSSSSS* *TRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTR* *SHQHQSH* *GRRRRRRR* *PFFFTTTT* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP*
With a sigh, he finally got up from the toilet, grabbed a couple of pieces of toilet paper and started cleaning himself standing up, Dave found that pose weird however it just meant that he had more to do with his babysitter's bare ass.
He made smooth, firm movements passing between his buttocks the thin, smooth paper where his stains revealed that it was violent shit that came out of his stomach. While he was cleaning himself he stopped for a moment and without taking his hand off his ass he farted loudly and long *PFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT*, moaned then voted all the paper into the toilet and finally sent to the trash any evidence of what happened in that small room.
As James got dressed again, Dave took his eyes off the lock and acted as if nothing had happened, finally James comes out of the bathroom:
James: "Ufffff don't get in there for at least 1 hour"
Dave was really, but that didn't take away his shyness, but he still gathered strength and decided to comment on what happened in there:
Dave: "Wow that was violent, don't you think?"
There was a small moment of silence after that sentence, he thought he had screwed up by saying something so direct to someone he barely knows for a couple of hours, but his reaction was not expected:
James: "HAHAHAHA and that wasn't one of my biggest screw-ups in my life!"
Dave: "HAHA it looks like you ate something rotten, you really stinked my room"
James: "Sorry for that, but when this baby *pats his stomach* wants something I must obey him without question"
Dave: "It's good that we didn't order pizza"
After that honest conversation, they spent hours playing video games with the occasional fart from both parties until it was time for Dave to leave.
After two weeks he was summoned again by the family where Dave applied the same trick: put laxative on his drink, however, something different happened this time, Dave's parents arrived much earlier than expected and James had to leave without even using the bathroom of the house.
Now with the pay he had enough money to go out with his friends to see a movie at the local cinema, he was accompanied by two of them and they bought their tickets.
When he entered the movie theater, James felt sick to his stomach again, the same feeling he had two weeks ago with that boy he was babysitting, "Maybe it's the nervousness of being away from home for a long time that causes me discomfort in my stomach? naahh"
It started the first 10 minutes of the movie and James could feel several gurgling stomachs *GRRRRRRRRRR* "ugh I think I'll my pants... I'll release some pressure" he lifted his butt a little and... *PFFFTTTT* was a short fart and somewhat quiet, James was afraid that his friends would smell him since he was sitting right between the two, but apparently they didn't notice anything.
When he passed the first sock over his buttocks he felt a lot of pain because of how scratchy it was and the disgust it produced in his because to clean all the mess on his butt he had to turn it several times to use all the clean sides that a sock can offer and after an extensive 10 minutes he vote both socks into the toilet and flush the toilet.
He returned to the movie theater seeing that the movie was about to end, his friends asked him why he had run away and embarrassed, James decided to lie to them saying: "The parents of the boy I'm taking care of called me and I needed to answer them quickly", something that his two friends had a hard time believing, but in the end they accepted his version.
A week has passed since then and James couldn't get that embarrassing situation out of his head, that is, he almost shit in the cinema and that disturbs anyone, but there's no time for that since he was summoned again by Dave's parents.
He was no longer obliged to continue with this job, but he could not give up this as it was a good source of income and above all Dave was someone nice to talk to and obviously he could take care of himself, it was practically easy money.
Everything happened normally, they played video games, they had dinner together but this time Dave decided that it was a good idea to quadruple the dose of laxative he would give James, the effects as expected were twice as fast and twice as "surprising"
While they were playing a stomach roar *GRRRRRRRRR* was present, the sound generated by it was big enough for both of them to notice and start talking about it:
Dave: "Did dinner hurt you?"
James: "A little, but nothing that a fart can't solve"
James leaned over a little while a certain part of Dave's body stood up... *PFTTFTFFFFFFFFFFFTF* *PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
It was a rather strange sound as if the fart that came out came with more than just air, James froze at that instant while Dave started blushing quite obviously, then, James started running towards the bathroom and Dave did the same until he reached the door and put his eye in the keyhole like the first time.
This time he saw a rather alarmed James trying to rip off his pants in a violent way and when he was left naked from the hips down, Dave could witness how the beautiful bare butt was stained with a rather disastrous brown liquid.
Without even taking off his shirt as he always did, he sat on the toilet, raised his legs to a great height and his anus relaxed:
*PFPPFTPPTFTPFTPFTTFTFT* *SQHQSHQSHQHHSQHSSQSSSSHHHHH* *TRRTRRRRRRRRRRR* *SHQSHSHQSHSHSQHSHQSHS* *SHHHHHH*
This time there was nothing solid, just a giant brown waterfall that can only be compared to the Niagara.
*PFTFTFTFTFFFFF* *TRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTR* *SQHQSHQSHQSSQHQHS* *PFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT* *PRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPR*
In the second burst there were storms of wet farts where drops and drops of diarrhea spread and crashed against the walls of the toilet, each moan that James gave was one of suffering where he felt that each fart destroyed his anus to make way for the load that had to come out somehow.
*PFTFTFTFTFT* *SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH* *PFTFTFTFTFTF* *SHQQHSHHSQSHSHQSHSQ* *KKJKJKJKPRPRPRPRRRRRR*
The cataract came back even stronger than ever, this time his stomach began to tremble as he tried to fart even more:
*GRRRRRRRRRRRR* *PRPRPRPRPRPRPR* *PFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT* *PFFFTTTTTTT* *PPFFTT*
It was very hot in the small room, James regained his composure and finally took off his shirt to cool his body as more shit came out, he put his hand on his stomach and prepared for another violent explosion until there was a knock on the door:
*KNOCK* *KNOCK*
Dave: "All right in there dude?"
Dave "worried" about his friend so he decided to knock on the door (while he was naked touching his crotch)
James: "Haha I think you were right, dinner fell very badly on my stomach..." *PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT*
Dave began to blush even more as he gripped his penis a little tightly, but he decided to hold on a little longer to continue talking to his new love.
Dave: "Sounds like a friendly warfield in there"
James: "Don't be exaggerated, this is real diarrhea from a real man! Have you never had diarrhea too? Hahahaha... ooow" *SQHHSHQSHQSHQS* *TRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRR* *SQHQSHQSHSQHSHQHS*
Dave: "But not diarrhea as huge as yours"
James: "Well, you'll have to get used to it if you want to be my friend! Oh it can't be, Dave, can you pass me some paper?"
At that moment, in addition to almost falling to the floor when he said "be my friend", Dave remembered that he had removed the toilet paper from the bathroom intentionally, and with a "Don't worry" he took the paper hidden in his room and knocked on the door:
Dave: "I'll have to come in to give it to you"
James: "It's okay, but go in at your own risk"
When a foul-smelling cloud came in, it shocked him with a great brutality that almost made him faint and with tears in his eyes he saw a sore but smiling James who tried to hide his shame with a little comedy.
James: "I warned you bro"
Dave: "It looks like someone detonated a pepper spray bomb in here!"
James: "It's just the smell of a sportsman like me! *GRRRRRRR* owww here comes round two! You should leave"
Dave: "I want to see how messy your butt can be!"
James: "Okay, you asked for it!"
James leaned back from the toilet and released what little he had in a violent way:
*PFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT* *QSHHHSHQSHQSHQSQSSQQQQQHSHSS* *QRRRRRRRRR* *PRPRPRPRPRPR* *SQHHSHSHSQH* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PPPPFFFTTTTT*
An embarrassed, heartfelt laugh came out of James' mouth as Dave praised the flatulent potential of his stomach.
James got up from his seat still naked in front of Dave, then began to clean himself and gave one last sentence: "Are we still playing?"
The next morning he had a new activity at his high school which was a photo shoot for the yearbook, everything was going well while he waited in line until his stomach started to growl again: *GRRRRRRRRRR*
"No, not again"
He started massaging his stomach to cushion the pain, but to no avail, he even made things worse as he streamlined the escape from his diarrheal and stinky farts, something that became obvious to the students around him.
After 15 minutes it was finally the turn of the dizzy James who sat in the chair waiting for the photographer.
*GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
"Another fart won't hurt..."
*PFFFFFTTTTT* *SQHSQHSQHSQHS*
"Damn it!"
-"Sir, get ready for the photo"
"Huh? excuse me"
It all happened so quickly, the smell of decaying feces filled the small room in a matter of seconds, and his own feces began to fill his poor battered boxers with so much sweat and diarrheal drops that they came out with his previous wet farts.
*CLICK*
Finally, the camera shot, the face in the photo looked quite nervous and you could even see a couple of beads of sweat, but James wouldn't worry about a second photo attempt.
-"Very well young man, you can go"
With those words, James shot straight into the bathroom trying to ignore the confused and disgusted looks of the people who followed him with their eyes, he arrived at the nearest men's bathroom, closed the front door and as more wet farts came out of his body he began to undress without even having entered the cubicle yet.
With a single kick he broke down the door and after so much suffering his butt kissed the porcelain:
*PFTFTFTFTFTFTTFTFFF* *SHHQHSHQSHHQSHQSHQ*
It was an unprecedented emergent diarrhea and although he tries more than he tries, James could not even soften the noise.
*SQHQHSHQSHSQHQSHQSHSHQHQSSQSQSQSQ* *PRRRRRR* *TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP*
Small solid logs began to come out as a sign that his digestive system continues to work hard to give James a normal shit after so many days with recurrent explosions.
*TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *SQHHSQHSHQSHSQSQHSQSQ* *PFFFFFTFTFTFTTFF* *PFFFTTTT* *PFFFTTTT* *SHQQQQQSHSHSHSHS*
With this explosion he heard the door of the cubicle next door, a boy knocked on James' door and said, "You really needed to go, huh?", James ignored him and continued his work.
*GRRRRRRRRR* *TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* *PFFFFFTTTT* *TSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* *SQHHQSHQSHQSHQSHSQSHSQHS* *GRRRRRRRRR*
He didn't feel satisfied, but he wouldn't go crazy and keep shitting in high school, he cleaned himself with the little paper he had and discarded his boxers in the trash walking like this all day with only pants on his legs.
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pmak2002 · 7 months ago
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There was something peaceful about laying on the bathroom floor with your sickly husband asleep on top of you.
He had a terrible stomach bug that had been keeping him up all night. You enjoyed the quiet that had finally settled in your small bathroom.
You laid awake as you played with Timothee’s sweaty curls.
You were grateful that he was finally able to get some rest. He had been miserable all day and now he was up during the night too.
You peppered kisses on his head and hummed to yourself. You could hear the sounds of NYC outside the window of the apartment building.
Timothee’s stomach gurgled uncomfortably as he laid ontop of you. Only wearing tank top and shorts as he was sweating buckets.
You rub his back and coax out a few burps and farts from him. His normally slim body was bloated from gas and it made him miserable and uncomfortable. Despite the bed made from multiple blankets and pillows on the floor next to you.
Timothee had rolled over to lay on you instead. He only wanted to be held while he slept. So you were stuck until his body decided it needed to purge itself. Thankfully he had been asleep for a while and you hoped it stayed that way.
You don't know how long you are out for. But when you wake up Timothee has gotten up groaning in pain clutching his stomach. He looks at you eyes glassy and tired.
His stomach making horrifically loud noises that sound like they really hurt.
timothee groans and rushes over to the toilet to have bad diarrhea, his shorts around his ankles and his whole body shakes from the effort of expelling watery waste.
You frown and go to kneel next to the toilet where Timothee removes his hand from his stomach to grab yours and place it where it hurts the most. You immediately begin to rub and gently massage his bloated belly.
“Hurting!” Timothee groans with each cramp.
“I know lovey I’m sorry.” You say. You gently massage his bloated stomach until he feels empty and has nothing left to expel out his backside.
You help him clean up and flush away his mess. Then help him return to the pile of pillows and blankets on the floor.
As soon as you sit down though he's on your lap whimpering and shaking. You frown as he's clearly becoming delirious from the high fever.
“Shh it’s alright you’re ok I’ve got you.” You say gently as you hold him in your arms. He buries his face in your neck.
Work had been a lot and he was so exhausted and in a way it was good that his body was forcing him to rest.
Of course he was absolutely miserable and in pain. That sucked but he needed all the rest he could get and now that he was sick. He could rest.
Timothee whines and nuzzles you.
You hold him tight and kiss his head. his stomach gurgling and bubbling as he sits on your lap. You use your other hand to gently massage his stomach.
You sit like this for a while holding him and trying to help him relax despite the pain in his belly. soon hes nauseous and leaning over the toiket burping up whatever is left in his stomach which isn't much of anything.
He whimpers and coughs as he spits into the toilet. You rub his back and stomach trying to help him find any relief from the aches in his gut.
"Why does it still hurt when I have nothing left?" He cries.
“I wish I knew.” You reply. You grab toilet paper to wipe his mouth. After tossing out the tissue you go and lay down on the floor with the blankets and pillows that were supposed to be for Timothee. He lays down on you like earlier and you wrap your arms around him and kiss his head.
“Time to sleep mon armor.” You say.
He yawns and you grab a blanket to pull over the both of you.
He sighs heavily and his entire body seems to finally relax and he falls asleep on you once again. You play with his hair until you fall asleep too.
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The Bad Sandwiches 2
This story contains: multiple sick characters, male and female, with descriptive belly rumbles, vomit, scat and diarrhea!!!
Sci-fi setting: In a world where humans and robots are at war with each other, during a rare moment of armistice, the base comes under attack by a bad case of food poisoning.
(Different characters from last time, and yet, my naming skills still suck -- read part 1 for more context.)
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Private Vez left the canteen in a hurry, throwing her empty tray to the ground. She couldn't stand Gren and her stupid group of friends, especially Nares. He was always tripping over himself trying to impress her.
Vez wiped her eyes, heading for the bathroom. Back at the academy, she wanted nothing more than to be Gren's friend, to just breath the same air as her; now she hated being stuck in the same unit. If it wasn't for Commander Spree, she would've sent in a request to be transfer a long time ago.
Sniffing, she pulled a couple paper towels out of the dispenser, getting them damp before running them through her hair. It was twenty minutes before she got the worst of the tuna chunks out. Her eyes burned with shame. Vez didn't know why she let them walk all over her, why everyone always seemed to be on Gren's side.
Prefect, stupid, beautiful Gren. Vez sighed, knowing all too well, no matter how hard she wished, Gren would never see her as more than a stepping stood, a target. A stray tear dripped down her cheek, the sound of hushed laughs echoing in her ears. Vex wiped it away, a long with the memory of Nares tripping her, making her fall into her stupid tuna sandwich.
Taking a few breaths, Vez left the bathroom in a rush, surprised when she realized she'd bumped into Spree.
"Commander! I'm so sorry, I didn't see you."
Spree looked down at her, eyes narrowed.
"Private. You smell like tuna," she commented.
Vez bit her lip. "Yes. Sorry, I- There was an accident in the canteen."
Spree raised her eyebrows. "The canteen... You just came out of the bathroom, are you sick?"
"No? I don't think so..." Vez looked at her curiously. "Why, is something going on?"
"We've got a bit of a situation," Spree sighed. "The tuna sandwiches they served today were expired. I'm checking on our unit, a few people have already turned up sick at the med-bay. Did you..?"
"I didn't eat it," Vez said quickly, suddenly very glad she dodged that bullet.
"Good," Spree said. "I need you help me check up on the others. I already took Warin, Standin and Jet, down. Have you seen lieutenants Fleck and Hade?"
"Um... They might've gone to the training room," Vez said. "Who should I look for?"
"Find Gren and Nares," Spree called out over her shoulder, already walking down the hall. "If you find anyone else who's sick, make sure they get to the med-bay!"
Vez gave a salute and turned on her heels.
She really didn't want to look for Gren and Nares, but her commander had given her an order. She could only hope they hadn't eaten any tuna sandwiches.
An hour later, after directing a couple people she found throwing up in the hall to the med-bay, assuring them as best she could that it happening to others; Vez finally located Gren and Nares in one of the private study halls. They were watching an old tape from one of the early Robot Wars, sitting on bean-bag.
The foul smell that hit her when she opened the door, alerted Vez what she worried about was true. It didn't seem the other two had noticed their own gas, though Gren was subtlety rubbing her stomach.
"Oh great, just what I needed," Gren said when she noticed Vez. "What do you want?"
"Commander Spree, uh, um, well, she said..." Vez shuffled her feet.
Nares roles his eyes. "What? Spree said what? Get on with it already, can't you see we're busy?"
Vez took a deep breath. "The tuna sandwiches were expired, if you ate it, you have to report to the med-bay."
Gren and Nares stared at her incredulously.
"You're kidding," Gren said, her hand freezing on her belly.
"No, I ran into some sick people on my way here," Vez said. "Spree told me to look for you guys."
Nares placed his hand on his own stomach, giving Gren a worried look.
Gren groaned. "Oh, fine, let's go. It's probably nothing anyway. Come on."
Vez trailed awkwardly behind them has they made their way down to the med-bay. She knew they probably didn't want her there, but Spree told her to escort them, so she had to.
Gren and Nares' stomachs were starting to make more audible noises the further they went, gurgling and burbling unpleasantly. Vez tried to ignore it, because they were acting like nothing was happing anyway. That was, until Gren suddenly stopped, putting a covering her mouth as she burped wetly.
"Uuuurrrrppp~ Bathroom," was all she said, making a b-line for the nearest one.
Vez, followed her in, Nares just behind her, clutching his own gut.
"Gren... can't you hold it in?" he begged, "If you puke, I think I'm gonna-"
It was too late, Gren slumped over the nearest sink and heaved.
"Bleeaaargh! cough- cough Bleargghhh~"
As soon as she started to vomit, Nares shot into a stall, and Vez saw him shiver, before projectile vomiting onto the toilet.
"Urp-hic- bleaaaarrrhghhhhh!"
Ignoring his predicament, Vez got a scrunchy out her pocket and tied Gren's hair back.
"Bleeagghhh~"
Gren groaned, running her hands up and down her tummy.
"Hic- oh, God, that hurts," she complained. She pulled up her shirt. "Ugh, my stomach is killing me... do I look bloated to you?"
Vez looked down, noticing her stomach did look rather distended.
"Yeah, kind of. Uh, do you want to rest for a bit before we keep going?"
Gren wiped some sweat from her face. "Yes. Just give me a second to catch my breath..."
She went to the stall next to Nares', sitting down on the toilet.
"Bleegh- ugh-uuurrrp-blaaarrrrrrrrrhhhgh!"
From the other stall, Vex could hear Nares still throwing up, and she could see he was kneeling on the floor now.
Grrrrll. Gwwwwup.
Gren moaned as her stomach gurgled boisterously. She rubbed her belly harder with big circles.
Braaappp. Brrrt. Pfff~
"No- no, I can't- I can't hold it!"
Vez and Gren shared a look as Nares farted wetly. He hadn't moved from his spot on the floor, and Vez could hear it when his farts started pushing out something more than just gas.
Ksshhhh. Prrrrtttt. Brap. BRAAAAPPPP. BlllRRRRppp!
Based on his grunts and sobs, not to mention the smell, it became obvious his poor belly hadn't been able to hold back any more, and Nares was sick from his other end too. Which, unfortunately, was ending up in his pants.
Clearly not wanting something similar to happen to her, Gren rushed to loosen her belt and drop her pants. Her tummy growled warningly.
And Vez was left to stare in shock, as perfect Gren's bloated stomach shuddered, before a monster fart escaped her.
BRAAAAPPPPPPP!
It barely had time to echo in the toilet, before chunks of soft and watery poop were forcing their way out of her too.
"Uuugghh..." She skewered her eyes shut, farting again.
Pooot~
"Go, check on Nares," Gren panted.
Feeling like she'd probably already witnessed the worst of it, Vez walked into the next stall. Nares had managed to get his pants down to his knees, but it wasn't any help, because there was still a trickle of brown liquid dripping from the back of his stained underwear.
"I don't feel so good," he whispered weakly.
Phhwwrrraaghh~
His tummy roared and he shot up to puke again.
"Bleeaagh- uuurp- BLEAARRRGHHHH~"
Gingerly, Vez made her way over to him, patting his back.
"It's alright, just get it out. You're fine, it'll be okay," Vez said sympathetically, noticing he was crying.
She handed him some toilet pater to wipe his face.
"I really don't feel good," he panted when it was over.
"I know," Vez said. "We're going to the med-bay, come on."
Swallowing, Nares pulled up his pants, trying not to look down.
"I need another minute," Gren grunted from her stall. "I've got the runs."
Sprrtttt, brrrrllt, BRAPP.
After another minute, she emerged and they started making their way to the med-bay again. They walked in relative silence until they reached the med-bay doors.
"Hey, uh," Gren glanced at Nares, then Vez. "We're, well, sorry about earlier. Thanks, for helping us."
"Sorry," Nares echoed, holding his aching belly.
"Yeah, well I'm pretty glad I didn't each lunch now," Vez said.
The doors opened and Spree came out, glancing over at them.
"Oh, Private Vez, I see you brought them here. Well done." Spree patted Gren and Nares' shoulders as she passed. "You two head on in, Fleck and Hade got sick too. Take care. I expect to see you all Friday morning."
"Aye..."
"Thanks, Commander..."
Gren and Nares both saluted her weakly before heading inside.
Spree waited for the doors to close before laying an arm around Vez's shoulders and leading her away.
"I swear, if something like this ever happens again, I'll be quitting so fast, Command will have to triple my pay before I ever agree to come back. Robots could blow up half the base, and I'd still say no until they agree to pay me more." She winked at Vez. "Don't tell anyone I said that."
"I won't," Vez assured her. "If I could, I would too."
"Don't be too hard on yourself," Spree said. "You're tough. You'll make it soon enough. Keep up the good work."
"Aye!"
Vez saluted her. With one last glance over her shoulder, she followed her commander.
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