#Funny Christmas in July

[noisycowboyglitter]

Unwrap Laughter: Funny Santa Mid Year Report Still Naughty Merchandise

"Funny Santa Mid Year Report Still Naughty Christmas in July" combines several humorous concepts to create a playful twist on traditional Christmas themes. This idea plays with the notion of Santa Claus keeping tabs on behavior year-round, not just during the holiday season.

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Imagine Santa, dressed in his iconic red suit but with sunglasses and flip-flops, sitting at a beach desk reviewing his infamous naughty and nice list in the middle of summer. The "mid-year report" suggests a comedic corporate-style performance review for children (and perhaps adults) worldwide.

The phrase "Still Naughty" implies that despite having half a year to improve their behavior, some individuals haven't managed to move to the nice list. This could be depicted in a funny chart or graph showing a lack of progress in the "good behavior" department.

"Christmas in July" is a popular concept in many countries, offering a taste of winter cheer during the hottest month. In this context, it adds to the absurdity of Santa working on his list out of season.

This humorous concept could be used for various products or media:

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Greeting cards with a mid-year warning from Santa

T-shirts featuring a frazzled Santa surrounded by "naughty" reports

Social media memes reminding followers to shape up before December

Novelty office supplies like "Naughty List" sticky notes

The idea taps into the universal experience of trying (and sometimes failing) to be on one's best behavior, adding a laugh to the often-serious task of self-improvement.

Christmas gifts for employees are a thoughtful way for employers to show appreciation and boost morale during the holiday season. These gifts should strike a balance between professionalism and personal touch, while considering company culture and budget.

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Popular options include practical items like high-quality travel mugs, power banks, or desk organizers, which employees can use daily at work. Tech gadgets such as wireless earbuds or smart home devices are often well-received.

For a more personal touch, consider customized items like monogrammed notebooks, engraved pens, or company-branded apparel. Gift cards to local restaurants or popular retailers offer flexibility and are generally appreciated.

Wellness-focused gifts like fitness trackers, meditation apps subscriptions, or ergonomic office accessories show care for employees' well-being. Gourmet food baskets or artisanal treats can be a delightful surprise.

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For teams working remotely, consider gifts that enhance the home office experience, such as noise-canceling headphones or comfortable chair cushions.

Remember, the best employee gifts reflect genuine appreciation and consideration for individual preferences while maintaining workplace appropriateness. A thoughtful accompanying note can significantly enhance the gift's impact.

[essektheylyss]

me, on the phone with my mom, telling her about my writing, immediately after ranting about the political state of affairs: so, it's about these wizards, who are terrible

mom: they're all terrible?

me: well, they're fine in some ways! they're great at their jobs. they're government officials and the government handles promotion via duels to the death. so everyone in the government is pretty much terrible, but some of them are also willfully incompetent, which is way worse.

mom:

me: I wonder what might've inspired this.

mom: ...and these are the protagonists?

me: yes. 🥰

[scampthecorgi]

One way to beat this summer heat- have some Christmas in July!

[coquelicoq]

gurathin, thiago, indah...starting to get the sense that if murderbot didn't have any specific person playing the role of "someone i deep down respect who i'm convinced hates me" at any given time, presaux would have to assign someone, for enrichment purposes

[wannawrite999]

[downtowncannibal]

Back when Black Christmas was soon to be released, one thing they did as an attempt to promote the movie was set up a phone number where you could ring Billy's line personally and hear the obscene phone call audio directly through your own receiver! along with that, they would essentially send out goth Santa's to just go walk around, which is pretty silly considering Black Christmas came out in October, so this had to be happening many months away from December.

[umbrehopefulfox]

"...Hey Calm Ghost?" The Avian hummed a hm in question as the smell from her hot chocolate filled the area. "Do you think...the Red Baroness cares about the presents I send? I know its been a while since the race but..." Amelia paused, giving her unicorn plushie a comfort squish as she looked up in thought "I still feel like we arent exactly on good terms." Calm Ghost lifted her gaze at the Adventurer, a smile crossing her face. "Hey, its alright, I know you two have gone through some rough patches over the years, these take time." Amelia didnt shift her gaze from the sky, seemingly starting to hug the plushie as a way to cope with her thoughts. "...Im sure deep inside, she still cares for you, sure, around the year shes bossy and often trying to one up you, but around this time of year, im sure shes happy recieveing your present, even if its just for a day, even sky travelers deserve a break, wouldnt you think?" The Avian could see a small smile form on Amelias face, almost as if she was recalling memories, and all she could say as the snow fell on them. "I'm sure your right."

--

Little did they know that as the Airship was drifting in the sky for the day, The Red Baroness was opening a present she recieved, a small smile crossing her face as she remembered the happy times.

Some things never change.

This was originally posted on my Instagram December 30th 2022.

[innytoes]

Winter/X-mas Prompts #27: “Have you been good this year?” - “I only got arrested once.” Willex

"Why are you dressed like Santa?" was the first thing out of Willie's mouth when he got home. Which was fair. Alex didn't usually go around dressed in a fat suit with a beard and festive red hat.

"Because I can't say no to Julie," he sighed. Because Julie's puppy eyes were lethal. And she'd insisted he was the only one tall enough to fit the suit for their charity thing, after her dad had come down with the flu.

"Besides, you're the drummer, nobody is going to recognise you," Luke had said.

He'd spent half of the party telling small children that Luke Patterson was on the naughty list for not eating his vegetables. He'd been very confused why kids kept trying to force baby carrots onto him.

"It's kind of hot," Willie said. "Glad to know I married a guy who can pull off a curly white beard. You should grow one. It'd be hot and probably give Reggie a complex, you know, because you'd be all Zaddy."

"Please stop talking," Alex said, pulling down the beard and flopping onto the couch. It was itchy, okay, not hot. Though now he kind of was debating if he should grow a beard, if only to make Luke jealous when Reggie inevitably was distracted by it.

"Sorry, Santa," Willie grinned, before plopping down on his lap. Alex rolled his eyes, but Willie just beamed and looked at him expectantly. He sighed.

"Have you been good this year?" he asked, in his Santa Voice. Willie laughed a little at it, wriggling on his lap.

"I only got arrested once," he told Alex earnestly. Which Alex knew, because he'd been the one who'd had to come bail him out. (And Luke. And Reggie. It was the last time those three had been allowed to go somewhere unsupervised this year.)

"Well, that's very good, with your track record," Alex said. "And do you have anything specific you want to ask Santa this year?" Even though he'd finished his Christmas shopping in September, it never hurt to have... more ideas. Just in case.

Except what Willie whispered in his ear was decidedly not something he could wrap and put under the tree. But he was more than happy to follow Willie to the bedroom and make his request come true anyway.

[dianessunflower]

Me on Oct 31:

Also me on Nov 1:

[canarymemories]

took the kids to the mall today

[legolonia]

Norm Alguy.

Christmas in July. All we need now is snow.

#legophotography #greyscale #blackandwhite #fun #livingwithfibromyalgia #chronicfatigue #normalguy #legolonia #awesome #minifig #playwell #staywell #leica #sony #canon #justanormalguylivinganormallife #olympus #desktopphotography #lifeisgood #Christmas #July #snow

[santasquadtoday]

Reindeer

What do you think?

[noisycowboyglitter]

"Make This Christmas in July Special with Gingerbread Delights"

"Gingerbread Christmas in July" brings a whimsical twist to summer by infusing the warm-weather months with the cozy charm of winter holidays. This concept playfully merges the spicy sweetness of gingerbread with the sunny vibes of midsummer celebrations.

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Imagine pool parties featuring gingerbread-flavored cocktails or ice cream, and barbecues serving gingerbread-crusted grilled treats. Bakers might create summer-themed gingerbread houses adorned with tiny sunbathers and palm trees instead of snowmen and fir trees.

Decorations could include gingerbread-scented candles in beach-inspired holders, or strings of lights shaped like classic gingerbread men wearing sunglasses and flip-flops. Crafters might design "sand castles" made from gingerbread dough, complete with seashell decorations.

This theme offers a refreshing change for those experiencing holiday fatigue in December, allowing them to celebrate Christmas spirit without the pressure of the actual holiday season. It's an opportunity for creative marketing, unique product launches, and themed events that stand out in the summer calendar.

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"Gingerbread Christmas in July" appeals to those who love the holidays year-round, as well as anyone looking for a novel way to beat the summer heat with a dash of winter whimsy. It's a concept that invites creativity, nostalgia, and a touch of humor to the dog days of summer.

"Funny Beach Summer in July" evokes images of lighthearted seaside antics and comical vacation mishaps during the peak of summer. Picture sunbathers with ridiculous tan lines, beachgoers struggling to apply sunscreen to hard-to-reach spots, and sandcastles that hilariously collapse just as they're finished.

Imagine beach volleyball games where players comically dive for the ball, only to face-plant in the sand. Visualize the chaos of families trying to set up complicated beach umbrellas in gusty winds or the sight of seagulls boldly stealing snacks from unsuspecting tourists.

This concept might include humorous t-shirts with beach puns, inflatable pool toys in absurd shapes, or beach games that inevitably lead to laughter. It's about embracing the joy of summer, complete with melting ice cream cones, awkward tan lines, and the inevitable sand that finds its way into everything.

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Celebrate your love this Christmas with the perfect gift for two. Whether you're looking for something romantic, adventurous, or simply cozy, there's a perfect present out there for every couple.

Experience Gifts: Create lasting memories with shared adventures. Think weekend getaways, spa days, or concert tickets. For thrill-seekers, outdoor gear or experiences are perfect.

Cozy Home Essentials: Transform your space into a love nest. Indulge in plush blankets, scented candles, and cozy loungewear. Board games or puzzles are great for quality time.

Culinary Delights: Share the joy of cooking and dining. Explore gourmet food baskets, wine subscriptions, or cooking classes. For coffee lovers, a stylish coffee maker and assorted beans are a perfect choice.

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Personalized Keepsakes: Express your love with custom gifts. Create personalized artwork, engraved jewelry, or a photo album. For a unique touch, consider monogrammed mugs or blankets.

Tech and Gadgets: Elevate your shared experiences with tech gifts. Explore wireless headphones, smart home devices, or a portable projector for movie nights.

Remember, the best gift reflects your partner's interests and personality. Choose something that shows your love and appreciation. Merry Christmas!

[rosehathaways-sidepiece]

damn, the rhaenicnet this ep might actually get me to work on my unfinished fic for them. i'm thinking about it. the desire is there

[creative0kabir]

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