#Fox League

[saltmalkin]

starstuff

[incorrectbatfam]

Have you seen the tiktok going around that's a guy talking to his kids like "The more you sass me, the more I'm gonna flirt with your mother!" That but it's Bruce threatening to leave his comms on deliberately when he's around Selina if the baby bats don't start behaving themselves on patrol.

Bruce: The more you sass me, the more I'm gonna flirt with your parents.

Dick: Jokes on you, I'm an orphan.

Bruce: Alright then.

Bruce: *flirts with Commissioner Gordon*

Bruce: *flirts with Barry*

Bruce: *goes to space*

Bruce: *flirts with Luand'r*

Dick: STOP THOSE ARE MY IN-LAWS!

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Cass: *blinks*

Bruce: That's it. I've had it with your attitude.

Bruce: *goes out with Lady Shiva*

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Bruce: *walks in with a bouquet of flowers*

Luke: Uh... what's all this for?

Bruce: Remember the other week when you called my prototype strobe light batarang stupid?

Luke: ...Because it is?

Bruce: Well, guess what?

Bruce: *gives the flowers to Lucius*

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Jason: And what if I don't? What are you gonna do, let me die again?

Bruce: No.

Bruce: *opens Grindr*

Jason: You wouldn't.

Bruce: Oh yes I would.

Bruce: *slides into Ollie's DMs*

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Tim: It's a good thing I never introduced you to Bernard's family.

Bruce: I could always look them up in the phone book.

Tim: What year are you living in?

Bruce: I'm just kidding. I'll be back in an hour. Hold down the fort for me, m'kay buddy?

Tim: Yeah, sure.

[an hour later]

Bruce: *walks in holding hands with Lex Luthor and Max Mercury*

Tim: What the...?

Bruce: I still know your best friends' parents.

Lex: This is what you handcuffed me for?

Bruce: Shush, I'm making a point.

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Bruce: We go in on my signal.

Steph: This is my dad we're talking about. I'm not gonna sit around and risk him getting away.

Steph: *swings onto the scene*

Bruce: *follows her*

Steph: Stop right there, Cluemaster—BATMAN WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Bruce: *sweeps Arthur off his feet*

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Bruce: *lecturing Damian*

Damian: Tt.

Bruce: One second.

Bruce: *pulls out his phone*

Bruce: Hey Talia, I was wondering if you had dinner plans tonight?....Yes, Damian is misbehaving again.....7:30? Perfect!

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Duke: You've never met my friends' or girlfriend's parents and Jokerized people can't consent, so...

Bruce: *turns on the computer*

Bruce: *emails the immortal entity Gnomon*

Bruce: *gets a reply*

Bruce: Alfred, fetch my tux.

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The voice in Bruce's head: *says mean things*

Bruce: Oh yeah? Well how do you like THIS?

Bruce: *proposes to Selina*

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Holly: *flips him off*

Bruce: *proposes to Selina*

Selina: Again? That's the second time today.

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Julia: You're nothing a bloody angst-addled egotistical baby twat!

Bruce: *looks at her*

Bruce: *looks at Alfred*

Bruce: This isn't gonna work.

[fortheloveofexy]

I've seen a lot of posts in the wake of tsc calling out how the Foxes mistreated Kevin and never really gave him the same degree of compassion and patience that they gave Neil (and like, fair enough, there's definitely a disparity in how the two are treated by the broader team) but I think it's important to remember that it's very likely most of the Foxes didn't know just how bad things in the Nest were, especially when Kevin first came to Palmetto.

Like, they knew he'd been hurt badly, but were they ever told the full extent of the abuse in thr Nest? Probably not, because unlike Jean, Kevin was media trained. It was ingrained habit for him to conceal the true conditions inside the Nest to all outsiders, and that's not a habit he'd have been able to break easily. The only people who knew the full extent of what he'd been through were probably Wymack, Bee and Andrew.

Add to that Kevin's abrasive personality and his tendency towards nitpicking and perfectionism, and it's no wonder that the Foxes' patience with him ran thin after a while.

[odekoyma]

Spirit Blossom is one big Dating simulator

[nemainofthewater]

If there was ever a character who you'd want to give you a hug, these ones are it.

You know the saying: some are born a big brother, some become a big brother, and some have big brother status thrust upon them.

Write-ins, propaganda, and images are welcome!

[shanks]

NIXEU

[littlefankingdom]

The Fandom: Try to force traditional family roles and the nuclear family's format on the found family that is the Batfam. Cannot accept Barbara and Steph as Batfam's members because "they're not Bruce's daughters!". Cannot accept that characters that aren't Bruce's children wear bat symbols (pls have you ever consume any Batman media??? The bat is a symbol, it's not about Bruce!!!) See Damian and Dick having a deep relationship and it must be a father/son relationship!

The source material: Bruce LITERALLY telling Damian that the bats living in the Batcave (and Gotham as a whole?!) aren't his pets, they are his family. His nuclear family got killed in an alley, wild animals are family too now.

[smokeygrayrabbits]

some leaguer asking batman how much money he actually has because "how can you possibly afford all this bats I mean really our base is in space how did you do that"

and he just kinda looks at them with a blank face, maybe smirks a little, and leaves. and everyone thinks he's just being cryptic and nonchalant but really he's freaking out internally because how much money does he actually have?

between the Wayne family money, his stockpiled stolen mob money that's yet to make it's way into various charities, and whatever tim and Lucius are doing with the company these days, he really has no idea

[dailydccomics]

poets have spent hours writing sonnets about her hair Justice League Europe #42

[pitchsidestories]

How are you only supporting successful teams and they still lose in champions league

Hey Anon!

We assume that you’re the same one that sent us the other asks too. We're not quite sure what you're trying to achieve here, but hey, we'll take any opportunity to talk about women's football.

First of all, we do not support football teams because of their success. Sorry to tell you but Eintracht Frankfurt and Arsenal are clearly not the most successful teams in their respective leagues.

As a fan, you obviously always want your favourite team to win but there is so much more to being a fan than just the success. You stick to them whether they win or lose.

That’s why we sometimes lovingly refer to them as “our loser teams“. (We obviously have some opinions on the recent performances too but that is a different topic).

Secondly, we know that losing is just an essential part of the game.

It is completely impossible for a football team to be invulnerable for a long time. The game constantly changes, other teams learn to adapt to successful playing styles and we also can’t forget that the players are just human beings so their performances obviously will fluctuate.

In general, not having one single dominant team will only help womens football in the long run in terms of quality and fan interest.

We also need to acknowledge that the other teams had great games last night. Manchester City performed incredibly well on all positions and Bayern was able to make the necessary changes during halftime. Arsenal and Barcelona losing should absolutely not take away anything from their performances.

So, yes, the losses were frustrating, especially because it is the Champions League but so far we’re only in the group stage.

Defeats happen and this is absolutely no reason to hate on a team or write disgusting messages to individual players.

[melmedarda]

I have been considering the fact that the first time we see the "wolf" side of Mel Medarda is in an interaction with family. With her brother who is not her brother. Of what we've seen of Mel thus far, we have never used violence/might. She is well versed in Vision and in Guile, but at that moment, in the Oculorum, Mel has never been more Ambessa's daughter as she is in that moment. She exercises Might, bashing not-Kino's head into the wall, and she also exercises Sacrifice. She sacrifices her desire to believe her brother is alive, her love for Kino, on the altar of her survival.

It's very symbolic and possibly even prophetic, the way she becomes Wolf in the face of someone she considers family. She is defensive to the very person she is supposed to trust. It's my opinion that this "Wolf" mindset against her family will flow into Act 3. When Mel returns and sees what her mother has done to her city, no doubt she will be inclined to become the Wolf against Ambessa. But then, in doing so she would become like her mother. But if it is for the survival of the ones she cares for, if push comes to shove, I think Mel will do what needs to be done to protect her city, even if it means turning against her family.

[woso4-life]

Match photos

Leicester vs arsenal 0-1

[incorrectbatfam]

Which of the Batfamily is most likely to climb up buildings (or stairs or objects or other people) to get to talking level with a Meta that won't come down to them? [Damian is too obvious, but are there more?]

Clark: Nightwing, I need you to pass a message to Batman—

Dick: Wait a second.

Dick: *scales a skyscraper*

Dick: Alright, what is it?

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Jason: Look, Biz, for the last time—hang on.

Jason: *pulls out a step stool*

Jason: For the last time, Sonic isn't one of the Flashes.

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Selina: I just don't think flying counts as its own power when you have to cast a spell. It's just another extension of your magic.

Zatanna: Bold words for someone twenty feet below me.

Selina: Yeah, well, I bet you can't land on your feet every time.

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Tim, angrily: Look me in the eyes when I'm talking to you.

Kon: Make me.

Tim: *climbs two boxes, a ladder, and a tree to look Kon in the eyes*

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J'onn: You must be the Signal. Batman has told me a lot about you.

Duke: Hold up, this isn't really working.

J'onn: What?

Duke: *jumps onto a moving bus*

Duke, getting farther away: Go ahead, I'm listening.

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Kory: Oracle, can you access the recent Darkseid files?

Barbara: Let me just do this one thing first.

Barbara: *books a ticket to New York*

Barbara: *gets in an elevator*

Barbara: *goes to the top of the Empire State Building*

Barbara: Sure, I have it right here on my phone.

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Jon: Catch me if you can!

Damian: *shoots his grapple at Jon*

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Steph: I'm gonna go up there and do what Batman won't.

Hal: And what exactly is that?

Steph: *stands on a lamp post*

Steph: *slaps Hal*

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Bruce: Just in case Spoiler didn't get through to you...

Bruce: *climbs a fire escape*

Bruce: *slaps Hal*

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Kara: So what's the plan?

Bette: First order of business, we're getting lower ceilings so you can't keep doing THAT.

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Vic: *hovering*

Luke: *also hovering*

Vic: What are we doing?

Luke: *shrugs*

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Diana: *floating above everyone*

Helena: Anyone wanna challenge her?

Kate: Not it.

Harper: Not it.

Cullen: Not it.

Alfred: My sincerest apologies, Ms. Prince, I am unable to make it up there in my old age, let alone with a tray full of my signature chocolate chip cookies.

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Cass: That's not flying.

Arthur: No, but this water spout gives me great advantage.

Cass: *pulls out a straw*

[coconuttyglittersmurf]

[odekoyma]

It is time boys!

[moltengarnet]

My Nintendo Universe

Process pics

Hope you guys like it! I’m really happy with this one, and it’s probably one of the best things I’ve made yet.