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Five Exploratory Features of the 2024 Ford Explorer
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#ford#ford suv#pnw#seattle#lynnwood#suv#washington#washington state#ford explorer#automotive#ford safety#ford dealer#2024 Ford Explorer#2024 explorer#family suv
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pls pls heard me out...FIDDLESTAN! <3
ok, i got this ask ten days ago, and I've been thinking about it ever since. Because I got two other asks asking for fiddauthor, and I dON'T KNOW HOW TO LET THEM DOWN LIGHTLY BECAUSE I'M A FIDDLESTAN BITCH THROUGH AND THROUGH 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!
Don't get me wrong, fiddauthor is great and makes sense and everything. But listen. Billford and fiddauthor are multidimensional ships, they are good! But FIDDLESTAN!?!? that shit is the WHAT-THE-HECK-A-HEDRON!!!!!!! Even though it's literally 100% speculation, the implications are FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!! I jumped between three ships so far during this gravity falls thing, each time thinking one is better than the other. I've decided that FIDDLESTAN IS KING!!!!!! I'm sorry. I could rant about them forever. I've been listening to nothing but extended versions of disco music for the past week. (YES THEY HAD A CRAZY ROMANTIC FLING IN VEGAS NO I WILL NOT ELABORATE!!!! (yes i will. I will elaborate at some point. it will be like ten pages or text. or I will draw it. idk.))
Here is a sketchbook doodle from like a week ago. I'm gonna post another fiddlestan thing in a few moments, but my style changes like I'm a completely different artist every week without warning, so I'm gonna leave this by itself!
He comes into YOUR house, he steals YOUR identity, and he fucks YOUR research partner!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!
#i've noticed lately#after we've opened our eyes to some of fords assholeyness#some people are like 'hold on guys i think were being a little too hard on ford 🥺'#NO WE ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!#I hail from the iz fandom where everyone knows dib is fucking awful#and we LOVE him for it!!!!#will NOT shy away from admitting how terrible he is - it's why we love him!!!!!#ok enough rant#me typing on tumblr about this shit is like opening pandoras box#gonna close that up now for everyones safety#fiddlestan#gravity falls#stan x fiddleford#gravity falls fanart#ask#answered#anon#sketchbook
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Losing my fucking mind over this passage. you're telling me, after physically and emotionally torturing him, tricking him into building a doomsday device, emotionally manipulating him for YEARS, and ruining his relationship with his only remaining friend, this is what Ford counts as "crossing a line"? This is Fords breaking point? After everything? It's been over a decade since he's seen Stanley. He has no reason or intention to contact him. After all this time, he's still angry at him. And yet, Bill using his body, his voice, to tell Stanley that he hates him and never loved him is too much, too horrible even for Bill. THIS is what forces Ford to take action. AFTER EVERYTHING. Stanford Pines the man that you are. aa. aaaaaa
#i'll admit this does read a bit like 'you can't ruin my relationship with my brother. that's my job'#but ford is a hypocrite. we know this#despite inviting stan over to be his errand boy he doesn't want stan to get involved in his mess#he would never say it out loud but his brothers safety is still a priority of his. despite everything#under dozens of layers of anger and pride and upset he still cares for stanley so deeply. ahhhh#aigh#aogugughgh#gravity falls#stan twins#gf#stanford pines#the book of bill#stanford pines what is wrong with you (affectionate)#gf meta
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Stanford and Fiddleford vocal stim with each other. It'll just be dead quiet and suddenly
"Meep moop"
"...meep moop"
":D"
fiddleford doesn't ever use the proper names for tools. he expects ford to know.
#ignore that he's not following lab safety#scribbles#gravity falls#ford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#ask#nd stuff
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Wait, now i need bill in another forced-truth situation and in his panic, runs TO dipper, subconsciously knowing he’d help AAAHHHHH
Oh, that's ripe with implications, yes!
The best part is that Bill wouldn't recognize why his first instinct was to head for his husband - but Dipper sure would.
#answers#Oh how the turns have tabled Dipper#Good thing you're used to wrestling with bizarre concepts by now#Because the super-powerful demon considering YOU a place of safety is truly flipping everything you knew on its head#Fun fact: You might get similar results from the first entruthening if they run into Ford
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#vintage cars#classic cars#fast cars#ford#sports cars#electric cars#classic car#cars#automotive#vintage car#beautiful photos#automobile safety#old cars#pretty#amazing#beauty#gorgeous#beatiful#wonderful#picture#photoshop#i sell photos#people#photograph#photoshoot#my photos#places#car#suv#porsche
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Holy shit
Can I just say
I am so
motherfucking tired
of these exorbitantly huge
vehicles with front hoods/grilles that are as tall as my head
These need to have the shit taxed out of them and heavily regulated instead of being subsidized as farm equipment and being given out like candy, people are basically like bugs on a windshield if they get hit
#did i mention how all the ~safety features~ that could actually help pedestrians are hardly ever default for these vehicles#and the 'safety ratings' for these vehicles are always about the occupants not how safe they are for using with people outside the vehicle#honourable mention: the front blind spots are HUGE! imagine twenty kids sitting in front of these trucks and only seeing the 21st kid#trucks#pickup trucks#light pickup trucks#gmc denali#gmc sierra#ford f150#dodge ram#chevrolet 3500 hd#chevrolet silverado#ford ranger#toyota tacoma#nissan v8#gmc canyon#and others#fuck cars#car dependence#traffic violence#road violence
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Okay, so I JUST finished Season 3 of Leverage- but I have to rewatch Season 3 (my mom wants to watch the season with me- I got way too excited and I couldn't wait to watch it.) Anyway, I'm rewatching Season 1 episode 1- (just because.)
Anyway- after watching them grow with each other- going back and hearing them not wanting to work together is hilarious.
Like when the bomb went off; who went out first? Parker, Hardison, and Eliot.
When Hardison tripped? Eliot pulled him up.
In the hospital? They kept Eliot in the same room as Nate. They had Hardison and Parker share a same room.
When they went and collected Sophie; All their expressions were accurate and haven't changed.
It was suppose to be a one and done. Walk away. Clean their hands of each other.
But their bad guys and sometimes bad guys are sometimes the only good guys.
They can't walk away.
#leverage#nate ford#sophie devereaux#sophie.txt#eliot spencer#parker#alec hardison#season 1 vs. season 3#lol#that's twenty pounds of crazy in a five pound bag#a one and done#he doesn't like guns#the safety is on#parker takes not getting money more offensive then having her life be taken#there is something wrong with her#but the boys love her#eliot saved hardison#foreshadowing much?#eliots little smirk#aaaahhhh#i love this show
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Since the Bite was Deep and an Excessive Amount of Venom was Used, Ford is Going to be Looking at an Eternity of Werewolf Life From This Point on
I mean, unless he can find a way to reverse the effects, but the shock is probably gonna keep that from happening soon. Now he has to deal with instincts telling him to fight his brother for dominance over the pack.
Mabel, fluffing Stan's tail up: *To Fidds* And so then I said to Pacifica-
Stan: *Grunts and Lifts His Head From the Ground*
Dipper: Uh... are you okay, Papa Stan?
Stan: *Tilts His Head Back to Sniff the Air Before Snarling* Fidds, take the pups upstairs. There's a trespasser outside.
Fidds, confused but not wanting to risk the pups' safety: Okay? C'mon, pups. *Picks Up the Pups and Takes Them Upstairs*
Stan: *Stands and Walks Into the Lobby in Search of the Intruder*
Ford: *Launches Himself at Stan and Bites His Arm*
Stan: *Yelps* STANFORD, WHAT THE FUCK?! *Attempts to Bite Back*
Ford: *Dodges the Bite* STAY DOWN! *Grips Stan's Neck and Tosses Him Against the Wall*
Stan, gasping for air: What the- FUCK! What the hell are you doing?!
Ford, snarling and inching towards Stan: Stay. Down.
Stan: Like Hell I'm gonna-
Ford: *Pounces and Pins Stan Down, Hovering His Fangs Over Stan's Neck* I'm not going to ask again...
Stan: *Whimpers Softly and Taps the Floor Twice*
Ford: *Instantly Backs Away and Calms Down* Good. Now that we've got that settled, we need to talk about a few things.
Stan, fiercely stunned with his tail tucked and ears flat: Yeah... o-okay.
#Gravity Falls#Monster AU#Werewolf Gene AU#Yes I Know Stan is Canonically a Fighter and Would Probably Win Under Normal Circumstances#But Remember: THIS Version of Stan Has Had His Ego and Self-Esteem Shattered to Dust#He Was Also Shocked by Who Was Attacking Him and Didn't Want to Risk the Safety of His Mate and Pups#I Promise Ford Isn't Going to be a Dick#He's Just Getting Used to the Sudden Boost in Hormones and Instincts
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Something I've noticed about Carson, which is fundamental to his character, is that he can handle being threatened and facing consequences on himself for his own defiance and actions, but as soon as others will or do pay for his resistance, he will fold to guarantee their safety
#he does this in the siege part 3 with ford. entire time the gun was on him he went about trying to talk him down even after ford shot#right by his head but as soon as he pointed his gun at one of the paitents carson immediately moves to get the enzyme#this playing fast and loose with his own safety for the safety of others is why sunday is the way it is#he cares more for other lives than his own. working on the hoffan plauge so michael would stop killing people for carsons defiance. goading#that wraith into feeding on him to kill it and protect thousands of people#liv watches atlantis#carson beckett#stargate atlantis
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ford not telling everyone in the shack that he was carrying a rip in the space time continuum, just in case, really makes me question his common sense
#like. dude its why we tell gun owners to teach their kids basic gun safety#aka don't touch it#but anyways#ford. ive got some gears to grind with the guy. still love him but MAANNN#and mabel deserved better seriously#gravity falls#stanford pines#idk maybe im wrong and missing some big obvious point
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4 Safety Features of the 2024 Ford Edge
Safety is an essential part of every Ford vehicle and the 2024 Ford Edge includes Co-Pilot360, Ford’s advanced driver assistance system. It includes a range of features to keep you and your passengers safe at all times. Let’s dive in and take a closer look at the protection it provides.
#ford#cars#safety#safety features#ford edge#2024 Ford Edge#Ford safety#lane keeping#emergency braking#blind spot
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@elishevart
Ooh, yes! I like that!
The first time he goes berserk, Angie was in mortal peril from something. And then after he protects her, he turns human and immediately throws up.
Angie, who has never had a familiar before, panics. Did she break him somehow? She calls one of her old vampire friends she's made over the decades and finds out that it's a side effect from Ford going berserk mode.
She promises to do her best to stay out of trouble so Ford doesn't have to deal with that again.
Ford has to go berserk mode like two weeks later.
#look Angie in this AU has a lot of gaps in her knowledge#esp safety knowledge#she was used as a weapon and thing of pleasure for her entire unlife#so when it comes to staying safe she's lost. and related- her general defensive abilities aren't great#she also has a poor understanding of ''will this hurt me'' and can freak out over minor things#and it doesn't matter whether she's genuinely in mortal peril or not#if she's terrified for her life Ford feels compelled to protect her#he's pretty pissed when he shows up to protect her and she's freaking out over like. a snail or something.#something v mundane and harmless esp to a vampire#she's just a delightful mix of lethal killer instincts and obliviousness#Vamp Angie AU#response#elishevart
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I hate Doug ford so much.
#this is relation to recent news about safe injection sites#hmmmmmm MAYBE PEOPLE SHOULDNT DIE ON THE STREETS OF OVERDOSES WHEN WE CAN PREVENT THEM#maybe there would be less addicts/users if we dealt with the social circumstance that leads to drug use#MAYBE IF WE HAD A FUNCTIONAL HEALTH CARE SYSTEM people wouldn’t need to rely on non prescription drugs#MAYBE IF WE DEALT SITH OUR HOUSING CRISIS you nimbiys wouldn’t have to see all the drug use#I’m so fucking tired of them framing it like safety for children too#you know what’s not fucking safe for children under funded understaffed schools#homes on the brink of homelessness and food insecurity#this was never about fucking children ever. and that’s not even to start on if you cared about innocent children’s lives you’d be calling#for a ceasefire and arms embargo instead of arresting pro Palestine protesters or punishing students calling for divestment#everything is so fucking backwards and I’m just so heated lol#fuck Doug ford I hope he never wins another fucking election#they never should have let him in with what was it like 15% of the vote. if people didn’t vote in the election. they need to enact policy#that gets people participating or deals with the reason why people don’t vote#eliscisojwnso ike w#jxoskjdk ofkwmdc#I will have beef with ford till he or I die. and the way he’s making this province I seem to be closer to the chopping block than him
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Bruh I’m on the alien episode….. Ford. I love him but I fucking HATEeeee him Jesus
#HE GOT CAUGHT BY FUCKING ALIENS AND DOESNT CARE ABOUT THE KIDS SAFETY#legit was telling dipper to drop out of high school#Ford is genuinely completely insane#which makes him SO fun as a character and I LOVE his arc but Jesus Fucking Christ this man is FRUSTRATING at first#ford pines#gravity falls#rewatch
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ford: classic mouse- now for this- you're not gonna want to put cheese out each night for these ones, i'll tell you what. that's in reference to the cryptid, the common hobb. you can trust me. i'm. normal
stan: i have zero faith in you to save these poor souls
ford: well, one of them went into the hole. um- and i'm not even sure what genre of mole could've done that
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