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luminous-shifting-vibes · 4 years ago

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*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier

also x1000 longer than previous post

"ur satan is gnc af"

"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"

"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohoho sexy"

"I am very proud of myself"

"himbo x edgy fuck"

"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"

"he has teefs"

"SQUASH"

"good for biting 📷"

"he's a himbo basically"

"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"

"bifth"

"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"

"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"

"crimes"

"tumblr sexyman"

"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"

"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"

"steampunk e-girl"

"steampunk tumblr sexyman"

"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"

"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"

"ARTIST SIGHTED"

"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"

"babby..... would die for him"

"honestly i probably kin him"

"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"

"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"

"Also :00 blonde friend"

"Let us all infodhmo"

"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"

"Nix woukd you like to joon?

"skitters away"

"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"

"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"

"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"

"Awkwardly watches in band kid"

"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"

"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"

"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"

"anyway heres my boi"

"emo"

"haha emo"

"virgil sanders kinnie"

"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"

"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"

"bird man my beloved"

"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"

"Birds!!"

"guiguhuh"

"crabrave"

"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"

"yess name collector gang"

"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"

"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"

"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"

"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"

"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"

"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"

"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"

"mmmmmm magic man :]"

"°0° green man"

"criminal (affectionate)"

"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"

"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"

"i would commit so many crimes for him"

"Very babey"

"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"

"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"

"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)

"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"

"* or extremly chaotic either works"

"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"

"oH--"

"bc my brain has a schedule"

"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"

"hehe yes spooky man"

"my ghost glucose guardian"

"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"

"ghosts r just inherently sexy"

"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"

"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"

"ł â m p"

"łæmp"

"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"

"I'd date a ghost"

"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"

"p e e p e e"

""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"

"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"

"you're all 12 year olds"

"PEENIE"

"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"

"god, what a himbo. i love him"

"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"

"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"

"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"

"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""

"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"

"twink appreciation club"

"give us the twinks"

"my first thought was bottom-"

"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"

"daddy issued"

"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"

"Big boy but"

"anyways janus is swagggg"

"........................."

"gib twink"

"give twink then i will share"

"holds him gentle like hamburger"

"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"

"he is. fragile creachur"

"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"

"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"

"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"

"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"

"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"

"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"

"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."

"note i am a lesbian"

"You may like Schezo wegey"

"why does he have one single expression"

"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"

"magic wand"

"I Want To Hold His Hand"

"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"

"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""

"p e a n u t"

"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"

"grug from the croods is peak male performance"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."

"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"

"i like essays"

"central time gang"

"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)

"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"

"points were made"

"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"

"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"

"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"

"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"

"several people are typing"

"do these look edible to you"

"forbidden gummies"

"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"

"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"

"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"

"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"

"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"

"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"

"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."

"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."

"NIIICE"

"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"

"watch your fucking language in front of the president"

"im so sorry lumi"

"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"

"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"

"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"

""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""

"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"

"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."

"me on discord: nick wilde"

"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."

"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"

"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"

"what the fuck"

"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"

"If you adopt me then yes"

"am I qualified for dad jokes???"

"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"

"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""

"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"

"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"

"cat pet"

"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"

"maybe thats me being a coward tho"

"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"

if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content

#tw drugs #tw swearing #tw cannibalism #tw crime #tw food #tw homophobia #shitpost #out of context #out of context quotes #lumi's quotes

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pan-crow · 5 years ago

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PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT HERSHEL ADOPTS CLIVE AU lowkey i've thought about the possibility before and it's fantastic in a bittersweet kinda way..... i wanna hear your interpretation of it :eyes emoji but really fast:

Tumblr deleted everything I typed out before I’m so sorry let me see if I can summarize it again. It started with this back in December

We were talking about the various PL villains and which ones we liked and didn’t favorite too much and for some reason I brought this up idk i have a weird brain that cant focus on one thing. Anyway I put it off till like…January. I wen’t back to @well-clearly—-it-can in the AAFC and was like “Really though its not unreasonable for Hershel to possibly adopt Clive at that time impulsively.” because its…not? I mean (spoilers sort of for AA4) Phoenix went and technically impulsively adopted a child when he was at his lowest point. He expresses that through those first few months, Trucy was his light. I feel like Hershel if not in his right mind, would do the same thing.

Hershel saves Clive, this child trying to run into a burning building. He holds him for a good long while until people come to help and he just stays there wondering who the child lost and wondering if Claire is safe. It doesn’t hit him until much later that Clive is crying for both his parents, but the police or whatever take him from there. Hershel doesn’t adopt Clive right away, but he thinks about it for a few weeks. Maybe a week and a half.

He thinks about how Clive, a child in the same boots as his own, is probably just alone right now with no source of comfort for the pain hes feeling. He feels like that sort of feeling should be familiar though hes not sure why. He eventually goes back after thinking on it for so long and adopts Clive on impulse. Hershel is at a vulnerable point in his life so thinking straight is not an option, hes only doing what his brain is telling him is right.

Cut to Hershel then realizing he doesn’t actually know how to raise a kid. He didn’t take any classes to teach him how and hes not exactly at a place where he can just ask his parents. So Hershel Layton, being the big brained professor he is, goes to Clark and Brenda like “Hey guys I know I only just lost Claire and things have been really rough and I just became a professor but like…I have a son now?”

Clark and Brenda are reasonably worried because “Hey Hershel you literally just lost someone and became a professor what were you thinking doing this.” but…they’re good friends? They help him. They help Hershel balance his work and his time with Clive and it really gets Hershel through the first good chunk of raising this child. When they move hes got an okay grasp on what to do.

Now Clive’s half of this experience is fun. Clive is a pretty traumatized child as it is? Hes not going to open up to Hershel for the first month and a half. He doesn’t really know Hershel, and while Hershel saving him helped with trusting him, he doesn’t think he can talk to him just yet. Clive stays selectively mute for some time until hes sure hes going to be okay. Even when he is sure, he doesn’t talk a lot and won’t call Hershel dad (which Hershel is totally fine with.) but…they manage. Some days Hershel will get Clive coming into his office later on to ask about homework or something else. A word, a sentence, even a simple smile is an improvement Hershel is more than happy to see from this kid.

When Clive starts to warm up to his new life he slowly begins to open up more about things that interest him as well. If this kid so much as looks at a book or a toy or something in a shop window and shows some sort of curiosity or interest in that item, you bet Hershel is going straight back there later and buying that thing just for Clive. Somethin like

The personality of Hershel doesn’t really change at all however Clive living around him means Clive isn’t as big of a lil shit as he is in game? Like don’t get me wrong hes still pretty...uh...snarky? But its not bad and he can control his temper just fine. Hes just got a bit of sass because thats who he is. Hershel doesn’t mind it.

Uh..I want to say in terms of adventures, Clive isn’t with the group on all of them? Perhaps Last Specter, Curious Village, Pandora’s Box and Lost Future. But hes not there for Miracle Mask, Azran or Eternal Diva? Simply because the guy has other things to do. Does Luke still turn up and join the adventures? Yes! Luke is a key character in the games so it would be unreasonable for me to remove him. Clive absolutely treats Luke as a little brother. Luke really looks up to Clive just as he does Hershel.

And speaking of Lost Future, the entire plot would be different but I still want it to happen because...its kinda important? Like Dimitri still goes ahead and does whatever the hell he was planning but he just doesn’t have the brain of an angry child at his side. No one dies thats for sure. Clive doesn’t become violent at all but he does loose his temper quite often during the whole ordeal because its been years and its all bringing up bad memories he doesn’t want to have to think about. Hes just started to feel good again. He doesn’t want to have to deal with all of this. Claire still exists, still disguises herself, and is 100% confused when she sees Hershel has a son. She can’t ask directly about it in order to not blow her cover, but she does wonder. She wonders what lead Hershel to having a son and where Clive came from.

She eventually gets Clive’s story in a passing conversation between the two when she asks why Clive is there with them. She knows the deaths of his parents aren’t her fault, but he can’t help but feel guilty about it all the same. Shes just glad to see Clive happened to land in good hands with a great father whose clearly raised him well.

Idk the aus a bit funky and a little all over but I love it and I live for the concept I am so sorry this post is so long I have so much to say about it sdfdsf. I’m gunna write a fic about the convo between Claire and Clive at some point because I like the idea of it.

#Professor Layton #Clive Dove #Hershel Layton #Chats and Talks #Bookers Dad Hershel and Son Clive AU #thats it thats the tag for this #Long Post

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lovinitkpop · 5 years ago

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Brown Sugar and Honey

This one is about a new girl group at SM. You could say EXO sister group there may be a love line put in it who really knows. I mean I know but then again I might not know. Heads up I’m sorry for any spelling mistakes or grammar mistakes after rereading it over and over I can’t deal with it.

Oh the reason I came up with this title is because the main OC is black and DO KyungSoo looks damn sexy and handsome when his skin is dark and tan and NOT WHITE WASHED!!!!! STOP THE WHITE WASHING!!!!!!!!

If there is a love line then it will be my first Kyungsoo series. Hope you like it but if you don’t guess what I don’t give two shits leave my blog then. Anyways enjoy bye.

Warnings: Fluffy, Angst, Language, Bullying, Stupid, May not make senses, Brain frat, May not have smut, Trigger, Suicide talk, Racism, Blood, etc.

Pairing: OC x DO Kyungsoo

Chapter 25

March 20, 2019

Renesmee runs up behind Taeyong wrapping her arms around him. “TY darkness.” She says smiling resting her head on his shoulder.

Taeyong freezes hearing her as he stands there. He lifts his hand covering his mouth looking away. “How can something so bad sound so cute?” He stands there blushing looking towards the floor.

“Mmm but Tae you’re cute.” Renesmee says not letting him go. She looks over seeing the set smiling. “Well not now because of the outfit but still cute.”

Renesmee leans forward standing on her tip toes. “How does he look now then?” Ten asks walking over towards them. Renesmee looks up hearing him and she waves to him.

“Uh…” Renesmee starts off biting her lip turning her head towards the mirrors looking at Taeyong reflection. “Sexy?” Renesmee sounding more confuse as she looks back at Ten.

Taeyong coughs closing his eyes as he stands there. Ten smiles biting his laugh back seeing the older males face. “Why did you say it like that?” Taeyong asks through his hand that he still hold over his mouth.

“I don’t know?” She speaks shrugging her shoulders. Taeyong tilts his head looking at her. “What.”

“It’s good to have the old Nessie back.” He says smiling and she smiles back. “Ugh why are you so cute.” He looks away trying to pull free.

“That’s because she’s like you.” Moka says walking over drink her water. Taeyong looks over at her and Ten just nods agreeing.

“What do you mean?” Taeyong asks looking at her.

“Fans call y’all the vampire couple.” Moka answers tilting her head. “You both have unrealistic looks and when you’re on stage it really shows.” She nods as she speaks. Ten holds up his phone taking some pictures of them smiling.

“It’s true you both are the power couple of SM.” Ten says before pulling up a tweet holding his phone up. “See look.” He hands Taeyong his phone.

“Besides D.O hyung; Nessie other partner could be Taeyong.” Taeyong reads out reading the post. He scrolls still reading and Renesmee blushes. “Both Taeyong hyung and Nessie noona have that vampire look and feel both are a threat the true power couple of SM.”

“The true darkness of SME and here are pictures to prove it.” Taeyong finish reading before handing Ten his phone.

“Oh I read that one they made a thread of who would best unnie.” Moka says smiling pulling her phone out. “It said Tae oppa, D.O oppa, Johnny oppa, Kai oppa, Key oppa, and Minho oppa.”

“Why Minho oppa I don’t know…” Moka says tilting her head looking at Renesmee. “I don’t think he’s her type.” She shrugs before putting her drink down.

“I’m all for TaeMee or is it TaeNes?” Ten says looking at Moka and she hums.

“I like TaeMee better.” She says and both Renesmee and Taeyong groan. “Oh we should get it to trend.”

“Why are you trying to start trouble?” Taeyong asks looking at them and they just laugh.

The director yells and they look up putting their stuff up. Renesmee let’s go of Taeyong getting ready. Donghae walks over running his fingers through his hair. “Everyone get ready.”

They spend the next 6 hours filming the MV. “See you’re late right there Moka.” Renesmee points at the screen as they watch the replay. Moka nods as the stylist fix her outfit.

“I think she should step a little early before the spin.” Taeyong nods looking at Moka. He lifts his hand showing her when to step as they watch the play back. “See here that’s when you should step.”

“Oh okay that way I’m here before the next count.” Moka replies placing her hand on her hip. “Got it!”

“Okay places!”

They start the music again and they go through the dance. Once they finish the dance they move onto film outside shooting the other parts of the MV.

At the end of the day they go back over filming individual scenes for the video. “Cut that’s it!”

“Wow I don’t think we’ve ever done one day filming.” Moka says bouncing on her toes and Ten tilts his head watching her.

Renesmee walks out the dressing room looking down at her phone. “Hello?” She answer holding the phone to her ear.

“Be here in 5 hours.” Kyungsoo says before ending the call. Renesmee pouts looking at her phone.

She walks over standing next to Ten drinking from her tumblr. “What’s with her?” Renesmee asks looking at Moka.

“I have no idea.” He replies folding his arms shaking his head. Taeyong comes up behind Renesmee reaching for her tumblr.

“Gimmie!” He says resting his chin on her shoulder. Renesmee gasp turning her head watching him as he takes a sip. Taeyong smiles as the straw touches his lips.

Ten holds up the camera taking a video of them. “SM’s cutest evil supernatural couple.” He says and Moka laughs watching. Renesmee and Taeyong both turn giving him an evil stare.

“#TaeMee.” Moka adds nodding as she looks at camera.

“So how do you feel about today’s shoot?”

“I had fun I can’t wait to see all the added effects.” Moka says as she stands there dancing.

“Even though you messed up a few times?” Taeyong asks watching her and Ten smiles. Moka pouts looking at the floor.

“Well no but you and Nessie unnie did help me so yes I did have fun.” She says smiling again and Renesmee just covers her mouth laughing.

“What about you?” Moka asks looking at Ten and he turns the camera.

“Eh I hurt myself doing one of the moves me and Nessie noona do but a nice hot shower will fix that.” Ten says nodding and Renesmee shakes her head.

“I told you be careful.” She nags him and he walks over resting his head on her shoulder. “You’re lucky you’re so cute.” She laughs tickling his chin.

“This is why I love noona she takes care of me.” Ten smiles trying to kiss her cheek but Renesmee whines turning her head. Ten laughs seeing her face holding the camera up.

“You kissed Johnny hyung so easily but you can’t kiss me?” Ten teases her and she shakes her head.

“That wasn’t easy kiss acting is not easy what so ever.” Renesmee speaks up looking back at him. “The first take I got a panic attack.”

“She’s right Kai oppa said it took them like 30 different takes to finally get everything because she keep freaking out.” Moka pokes Renesmee cheek smiling.

“Really?” Taeyong asks taking another sip from her cup. Renesmee nods closing her eyes.

“But I’m a professional so I must fight through no matter what.” Renesmee says lifting her fist.

“Unnie is super cool and strong never complain about anything.” Moka says kissing Renesmee cheek. “She never cries or gets sick she’s like a superhero.”

“Eh every superhero isn’t super though.” Ten adds looking at Moka. Renesmee hums nodding her head agreeing with him.

“If she doesn’t cry or get sick wouldn’t that make her a robot.” Taeyong questions looking at Renesmee tilting his head. “Or are the rumors true; you really are a vampire.”

Renesmee shrugs as she stands there thinking. “She doesn’t sleep…”

“She doesn’t eat…”

“Hmm she is super smart.” Moka adds to the list as they stand there.

“She’s super fast.” Ten points out.

“Don’t forget she can breath under water.” Moka says holding up her hand.

Renesmee looks at the camera looking at the moon shape under her eye. “Maybe she isn’t human?” They say looking back at her and she hums.

“Really guys can we just talk about the MV or something?” She asks leaning her head back. “Before we leave for the photo shoot.”

“Okay what did you think about today?” Moka asks looking at her and Renesmee thinking.

“It was simple.” Renesmee says nodding her head. “Pandora Box will take over the world.” She says pointing to the camera smiling.

“This is most definitely one box you’ll want to open.” Taeyong says pulling Renesmee back as she takes a swig from her cup. Taeyong bites his lip looking at the camera before pushing his knee against her leg.

Renesmee starts walking heading to the van and they head off to the shoot. Once they finish for the day the girls head back to their dorm. “Okay I’ll be back going for a walk then to see my mom.”

Renesmee hops out the cab and makes her way down the path. “Don’t even know why I’m coming out here.” She folds her arms as she walks looking st the ground.

Kyungsoo stands there throwing rocks into the water. “It doesn’t like when someone throws rocks at it.” She says walking up behind him and he turns hearing her.

“What?”

“The water…” She says pointing to it then at his hand. “It doesn’t like when someone throws rocks at it.” Renesmee speaks again pushing her hair back as she stands there.

“Well I don’t like my girlfriend lying to me and keeping secrets from me.” He says throwing another rock into the water. “I don’t like the fact I have to go to Jisoo or the others just see if you’re okay.”

Renesmee stands there looking at the ground as she listens to him. “I don’t like looking up stories and post online only to read that you’re in trouble and in pain!”

“Do you not trust me?” He asks walking over to her.

“Do you not trust me or you don’t think I can help?” He speaks his voice getting a little louder as he stands there angry.

“Or do you not really love me enough to tell me what’s going on.” He says looking down at her and she bites her lip. “Answer me!”

Renesmee closes her eyes letting her shoulders drop. “I do trust you and I do love you but…”

“But what!” He yells grabbing her arm causing her to whine as she looks up at him. “But what Nessie?”

“I don’t want to lose you okay.” Renesmee says looking away. “I’m ignoring you because I want to keep you.”

“If I let you in; if I let you help you may get in trouble and they will make us break up.” Renesmee yells pulling free from his grip. “You heard Chen oppa and I’m sure you’ve seen the videos.”

“I try so hard to get them taking down but more and more pop up.” Renesmee pushes her hair back. “I hurt, I have bruises, my ribs are broken and all I can do is smile.”

“I can’t do anything!”

“Yes you can!” Kyungsoo says grabbing her again. “Tell your manager don’t just take this on by yourself.”

“He knows, well not everything but he knows.” She speaks her voice fading. “I wasn’t lying when I said he doesn’t want me up there at night or early in the morning alone.”

“Then why isn’t he doing anything about it?” He asks watching her and she shakes her head.

“They will deny everything, I’m just a kid compared to them they won’t believe me.” Renesmee says looking at him. “I’m doing this to stay in the group.”

“I’m doing this to stay with you but in the end I’m just hurting everyone by staying.”

Kyungsoo sighs moving closer wrapping his arms around her. “You need to see a doctor.” He says closing his eyes and Renesmee shakes her head.

“I can’t if I go they’ll make me stop and I can’t at least not now.” She says looking up at him. “Not when they are planning our tour.”

Kyungsoo grips his fist the anger in his eyes growing. “Please I know you’re mad but if you want to help you have to do it my way.” She says tilting her head back.

“Now you want my help?” He says looking down at her and she nods. “Fine what is it?”

“Well I really want to try and sleep but you know how that ends so…”

“So you want me to sleep with you?” He question watching her. She looks away biting her lip as he stares at her confuse.

“That’s only part of it.” She whispers looking at the ground. He hums looking at her as she stands there.

“And what’s the other part?”

“Well I may get in trouble but I would get some rest and healing time.” She speaks outs and he just smirks. “You’re going to have to kiddnap me and take me to my mom house.”

“So you’re running away again?” He asks trying not to smile.

“No you’re kiddnapping me; this way my mom will stop worrying and so will you.” She points out stepping back folding her arms. “No one at the company knows about the house well not that one.”

“Hmmm Jisoo knows but I told her my mom is selling it so she won’t come over…”

“Just have my mom call my manager after a while because yes technically it will look like I’m running away.”

Kyungsoo smiles pulling her back kissing her cheek. Renesmee whines trying to pull free but he shakes his head. “Oppa please my pain pills wore off; I wasn’t kidding about the pain.”

Kyungsoo lets her go nodding looking at her. “How did you film today if you were in pain?” He asks taking her bag from her.

“Like I said pain pills my doctor gave them to last time I messed up my back and ankle.” She leans her head on him closing her eyes.

“So I guess this is the part where I kiddnap you?” He deadpans grabbing her hand and she nods. “Well then time to go.” He says pulling her along.

Renesmee hums following him and she looks back at the tree. “What’s wrong?” He asks looking at her and she stops.

“The tree.” She says tilting her head.

“Yeah I’ve notice it seems to be sick.” Kyungsoo says watching her and he tilts his head. Renesmee looks back at him tilting her head back.

“Do you come here when I’m not here?” She asks and he nods his head. Renesmee squeezes his hand and starts walking again. “It will be fine.”

March 29, 2019

“Where is Nessie?” Their manager asks looking at the girls. They all shrug shaking their heads. “What!”

“Last I saw her was we did our filming.” Moka says as she walks down the hall. Their manager groans walking off.

“Maybe she’s in the practice room?” Chaoxing says turning down the next hallway. She bumps into Mark, Taeyong, Jungwoo.

The girls bow saying a quick hello. “She hasn’t been seen in almost 10 days.” Jisoo says holding her phone.

“And she’s not answering anyone calls.” Roxay adds folding her arms. “You don’t think she passed out somewhere?”

“Are you guys talking about Nessie?” Taeyong asks and they nod.

“She’s been missing since we finished our filming.” Moka says looking at him.

“Do you think she ran away because of the rumors?” Eunjin says rubbing her head. “I mean she was acting strange the past few months.”

“She’s been acting weird since they mentioned a tour.” Sora says and Yiyang nods agreeing. “Maybe the stress really got to her; you know she doesn’t show emotions or let us know when something is wrong.”

“She’s right she carries all the weight of the group by herself.” Xiaoling speaks up as she hugs Jisoo from behind.

“Did you girls try and look for her?” Mark asks tilting his head. They shake their heads looking at him.

“So the video I saw is true; she really is hurt?” Jungwoo asks looking at them.

“We really don’t know she doesn’t look like it.” Jisoo says tilting her head. “She’s seems to be fine then the next moment her whole attitude is different.”

“Hey guys did you hear Nessie has been taken.” Johnny says making his way around the corner. “I heard some guys talking about it; they seem to be happy that she was missing.” He questions before looking over seeing the girls.

“What do you mean she was taken!” Jisoo says looking up at Johnny. He sighs rubbing the back of his neck.

“I don’t know really I just know your manager isn’t to happy.” Johnny says folding his arms. “And they can’t get a hold of her mom; they think she went back to America.”

“No she said she’s moving back here; well that’s what Nessie said.” Jisoo hums trying to think. “She has been going to China a lot lately maybe she’s there.”

“Didn’t she say that night she was going to see her mom?” Eunjin asks looking at Roxay.

“Yeah she did so that means her mom saw her last.” Roxay says looking at them. “Does anyone know where she lives?”

They shake their heads then look at Jisoo. “Since she moved here I don’t know; I know she sold that other house so she won’t be there.” Jisoo sighs whining closing her eyes. “Maybe Nessie is right I’m too weak to help her when she needs it.”

“Don’t think like that.” Mark says placing his hand on her shoulder. “They will find her.” He nods looking at the others.

“Yeah Nessie is a pretty tough cookie to beat.” Taeyong adds smiling at them. “And if we have time we’ll help too.”

“Thank you but knowing Nessie she doesn’t want help.” Jisoo says looking at the floor before walking off. “Come on let’s go girls.”

Renesmee lays there sleep as Kyungsoo sits there watching a video on his phone. He looks up hearing footsteps coming towards the door.

“Yeah I just got here.” Rosalie says talking on the phone. “No I didn’t forget I’ll be there when I can okay bye.” She says opening the door.

Rosalie stops seeing Kyungsoo then looks at the bed seeing Renesmee. “She’s actually sleep; oh my god how did you do it?” She says gently putting her bag down.

Kyungsoo stands up bowing to her putting his phone down. “Uh well I just slept with her.” He says putting his hands in his pockets.

She hums looking back at him and Kyungsoo freezes hearing what we said. “No not like that I wouldn’t do that.” He says starting to panic as he shakes his hand. “I mean not that I wouldn’t want to….”

“No wait I uh I mean…” He speaks stumbling over his words. Kyungsoo faces turns red and he looks away. Rosalie walks over placing her hand on his shoulder.

“Relax D.O okay.” She says looking at him and he nods trying to relax.

“What I mean is she asked me to lay with her.” He says letting his shoulders drop. “She says I keep her calm enough to sleep.”

“Let me guess you just woke up?” She asks walking over to the bed sitting next to Renesmee. Kyungsoo hums a quick yes watching her. “I’m glad she has you.”

Rosalie speaks softly moving hair from her face. “It was so hard to get her to sleep without using pills or letting her pass out.” She continues speaking as she looks at Renesmee. “I was scared that she wouldn’t make it past the age of 7; because she wouldn’t sleep and sometimes wouldn’t eat.”

“Before her father left he would worry so much and blame his self because she couldn’t sleep.”

“May I ask where is her father now?” Kyungsoo asks slowly not wanting to push it.

“Famous actor in China I’m sure you met him at least once; I know he most definitely wants to work with you.” She says looking back at him smiling. “Trust me it wasn’t his choice to leave we both agreed to keep her safe.”

“Well she’s older now why won’t he come back?” He asks looking confuse and she laughs seeing his face.

“He’ll be back sooner then you think.” She says nodding. “Now why don’t you tell me about this plan; I don’t think I can keep ignoring her manager.”

“Well she said she wanted to sleep, she told me to kiddnap her; and this way she would get rest and let her ribs heal.” Kyungsoo speaks looking at her then back at Renesmee.

“She told me to tell you if they call say you took her for a bit and to come up with something so she can stay here for a while.”

“I see then this should be easy for me.” Rosalie says pulling her phone out. “Wait I won’t do it just yet; they think she’s missing so I’m going to have a little fun.”

Kyungsoo hums watching her then back at her phone. “Now I see where she gets it.” He nods walking back over to his seat.

“What?”

“Huh oh uh nothing.” Kyungsoo says smiling as he sits down picking up his phone. “I didn’t say a word.” He grabs his water taking a swig.

“So when are you going to sleep with her?” She says clicking her tongue. Kyungsoo gasp chocking on his water hearing her. “You’re both adults.”

“Umm I don’t think this is a good topic to talk about.” He speaks in between fits of coughing. Rosalie stands there folding her arms.

“Fine but if you two are still dating by next year we talk wedding plans.” She says walking grabbing her bag off the floor. “I have a meeting so bye.”

Kyungsoo stands bowing to her as she leaves. Once she locks the door he sighs falling back onto his seat closing his eyes. Renesmee whines turning over as she lays there.

Kyungsoo hums looking over hearing her. Renesmee tosses again shaking her head. She reaches out swinging at the air before jolting forward screaming waking up. Kyungsoo jumps up running over to her.

“Hey calm down it’s okay.” He says sitting there rubbing her shoulders. Renesmee gasp trying to breathe. She blinks looking around before looking at Kyungsoo. “It’s okay I’m right here.”

Renesmee looks around again before pushing him away running to the bathroom. Kyungsoo groans being push to the floor and he looks back at her. Renesmee leans over the toilet throwing up.

Kyungsoo gets up walking up behind her. He crouched down reaching over pulling her hair back into a ponytail. Renesmee whines trying to push him away again. “Stop.”

Kyungsoo says grabbing her hand rubbing her back. “No get out.” She says still trying to push him out. He sighs not moving and she groans throwing up again.

Kyungsoo hums softly as he rubs her back. “Ugh I hate this.” She says closing her eyes and he tilts his head looking at her.

“Do you always throw up after a bad dream?” He asks her and she shakes her head no. “This is the first time?” She nods hearing him.

“Okay I think I’m okay now.” Renesmee says flushing the toilet. She slowly stands up walking to the sink. “Ugh.” She grabs her toothbrush and brushes her teeth and tongue.

Kyungsoo walks over grabbing a face towel and some bandages. “You just missed your mom.” He says placing them on the counter space. Renesmee nods before using mouthwash to clean her mouth out.

She spits into the sink then wipes her mouth. She then turns looking at him and he smiles. “Okay shirt off.”

“What?” Renesmee says moving away from him.

“Hey I have to take care of you so off with the shirt.” He says pulling her closer and she pouts. “Pouting is going to get you no where.”

Renesmee pushes him away pulling her shirt down. “Really Nessie in our MV you basically had on a see through shirt on.” Kyungsoo says folding his arms. Renesmee whines looking away and he sighs. “Nessie.”

“I think my ribs are okay now.” She says nodding her head but Kyungsoo smirks reaching over pushing on her ribs. Renesmee screams falling to her knees.

“Yeah but there okay now.” He tilts his head down looking at her. He then slowly pulls her back up. “I won’t do anything to you; you know that.”

Renesmee nods before turning her back towards him. “Fine.” She says closing her eyes. Kyungsoo nods reaching down pulling her shirt off.

“I talked to my mom and she said this should help along with ice.” He says holding up the tube. Renesmee hum turning her head looking at him. “Are you going to turn around or no?”

Renesmee shakes her head closing her eyes. Kyungsoo sighs looking down at his slippers. “Fine.” He says squeezing some cream on his hands.

“How long was I sleep?” She asks facing the floor. He hums as he applies the cream onto her back first.

“Well since yesterday and it around 3 in the afternoon.” He says looking at the bruises on her back humming. “The bruises on your back seem to be fading.”

“Isn’t that a good thing oppa?” Renesmee says looking back at him and he nods. “I’m sorry.” She says turning around looking at him.

“For what you didn’t do anything.”

“I should have told you sooner what was going on.” She says pouting looking at the floor. Kyungsoo blushes looking away before clearing his throat.

He leans forward kissing her nose. “It’s okay; now are you going to let me finish.” He asks holding up his hands. “Because I called a doctor and he said that you will need to ice your sides to help healing.”

Renesmee shakes her head pouting and he just sighs. “Well as your nurse and since your my hostage you do what I say.” He says rubbing the rest of the cream on her sides and stomach.

Renesmee whines shaking her head and he just smirks. “You have no choice.” Kyungsoo says grabbing the bandage and starts wrapping it around her stomach. “That is unless you want me to leave you here alone?”

Renesmee whines grabbing his arm closing her eyes. “No stay don’t go.” She says looking at him and he smiles. Kyungsoo looks at the wrap making sure it wasn’t to tight.

“Such a baby.” He says teasing her and she hits his arm.

“No I’m not!”

Kyungsoo smirks grabbing her shirt handing it to her. “Yes you are anytime we are together you act like a baby.” He says folding his arms and she just puts her shirt back on.

Renesmee looks away putting her shirt on pouting. “No I don’t.” She says walking past him going to the kitchen.

“You’re doing it now.” He points out watching her.

“I change my mind leave.” She says walking down the hall. Kyungsoo hums grabbing his phone before following her. “Meany.”

Kyungsoo nods walking over grabbing his keys. “Okay bye.” He says walking to the door. “See you later.”

Renesmee looks back hearing him and she runs over to the door. “Nya!” She hugs him from behind. Kyungsoo stumbles a bit as he puts on his shoes. “Don’t go.”

“You told me to leave.” He says standing there and she pulls him closer. “Do you me to leave or stay?”

“Stay.” She cries closing her eyes and he drops his other shoe reaching for her arms. He pulls her arms down turning around.

“Then don’t say something you don’t mean.” He speaks wrapping his arms around her. “Are you hungry?” He asks pushing her hair back.

April 1, 2019

Déshì walks into the house carrying a bag. “Nessie?” He says looking around walking down the hall.

“Hello you called me?” Rosalie says speaking on the phone with Renesmee manager. “Yes I did take her.”

Renesmee lays on her giant penguin plushie in the living room. Déshì walks into the room laughing. “What are you doing?” He asks looking at her.

“They keep telling me to lay down so I’m laying down.” She says pouting turning her head to look at him.

“You need to let your body heal itself.” Kyungsoo says walking out the kitchen. “What’s in the bag?”

“Some old pictures of Nessie.” Déshì answers patting the bag.

“No!” Rosalie yells. “I will have someone personally drive her to and from the company until she is better.” She says and they all look back down the hall.

“What’s that about?” Déshì asks pointing down the hall. Renesmee groans sitting up taking some of Kyungsoo food. He looks at her moving away.

“She’s on the phone with my manager.” Renesmee says trying to get some of his food again.

“Stop.” Kyungsoo says walking over to the couch.

“Fine she will be there tomorrow.” Rosalie says before ending the call. “Ugh and he’s the nice one?” She says walking down the hallway.

“You have to film tomorrow so Déshì will be taking you from here to there then back.”

“What why do I have to do it!” Déshì whines looking at Rosalie. She just tilts her head watching him.

“Because I said to.”

Renesmee laughs watching them smiling. “Since I’m not selling this house it’s yours now Nessie.” Her mom says grabbing her bags off the couch. “Did you bring what I told you?”

Déshì nods holding up the bag and she smiles. “Nessie look at these pictures they may help you, but I have work so bye.” She says before leaving.

Nessie nods getting up going over taking the bag from Déshì. “Uhh you’re welcome.” He says watching her and she nods sitting on the floor.

Renesmee takes the books out opening them. “Wait these are my baby pictures?” She says looking at them and Déshì walks to the kitchen fixing a plate.

Kyungsoo looks over looking at some of the photos. Renesmee sighs looking at the pictures trying to figure out the people in them. “Hey you’re in some of these.”

She says looking over at Déshì and he just nods. “Told you I know your past.” He says looking back at his food then over at his phone.

“But how?” She asks watching him. Déshì shakes his head. “Fine then who are the rest of these business people?”

“That you have to ask your mom.” He points out. “Why this ain’t about them.”

“I know but they look familiar to me?” Renesmee says tilting her head looking at the picture. “Xi…” She looks at the picture trying to think.

Déshì hums sitting up hearing her. Renesmee sighs turning the page seeing the man face again. “Xi…Xim…ugh why is he in here!”

Kyungsoo leans over looking at the pictures. “He seems very close to your mom.” He says looking at the photo in her hand.

“This dress, this was my favorite dress when I was little.” Renesmee says looking at the next page.

“I can tell you have it on in almost every photo.” Kyungsoo says with a smirk and she reaches over hitting him. “What it’s cute.”

“Hmm there’s that guy again.” Kyungsoo points out and Renesmee looks at the corner of the picture. Déshì grabs Kyungsoo pulling him back shaking his head.

Renesmee hums going back to the picture in her hand. She closes her eyes groaning as she rubs her head. “Think what’s his name.”

“Xim…”

‘I won’t do that!’

‘This is my family!’

‘Look I can do more work in Korea than here Ximen!’

“Ximen!” Renesmee yells looking back at the books. “Ximen his name is Xim…” She says her speech cut in half as she faints.

Déshì looks at her in shock as he catches her head before it hits the table. “I didn’t think she would get it.” He says looking at her gently laying her down on the floor.

“Who’s Ximen?” Kyungsoo asks watching Déshì as he picks up the books.

He sighs closing his eyes before looking at him. “He’s her father old manager.” Déshì says looking away. He gets up putting the books on the shelf.

“Old manager?”

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I Can’t: Part 2

Pairings: Seb Stan x Reader

Warnings: Anxiety, introvert stuff… angst. IDK I’m bad at this kinda thing. Fluff & swearing as usual.

Word Count: 2,330

A/N: Looks like we got another one shot turned mini-series. Enjoy & Thank @magpiegirl80 for the adorable derp photo of her dog, Ollie & send love to my pups, Lucy and Skye!!!

Part 1

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It took two weeks of denial before you saved his phone number and two weeks more of staring at it at least ten times a day before you got the nerve to even consider texting him back. The process of actually sending that text took at least a month and a half because you knew once you did… you were opening Pandora’s box.

‘Hi… so I guess I’m your soul…’ *delete*

‘So we’re soulmates… I guess.’ *delete*

‘I’m sorry to break it to you but I can’t…’ *delete*

‘I don’t know what you want from me…’ *delete*

‘I don’t think I can handle being in the spotlight…’ *delete*

‘Hi…’ *Send*

You sat nervously in your spot on the couch in your living room, staring at the iMessage screen on your laptop, regretting hitting send severely. It was only a few moments before the three dots of doom appeared in the bottom left hand corner.

‘Hi, sweetheart. How are you today?’

You couldn’t stop the small smile that pulled at the corner of your lips as you moved your hands from where you were clutching them together under your chin and set them lightly on your laptop as if it were going to burn you for doing so.

‘Scared.’

You responded truthfully. Your head reeled as you tried to come up with just what you wanted to say but the three dots appeared once more before you could.

‘That’s perfectly understandable, (Y/N). It’s an intimidating situation.’

You nodded in agreement as you curled your hands under your chin again and bit your lip while the dots continued.

‘How about we take this slow because trust me, I have just as much anxiety about this as you do.’

You huffed a humorless laugh and shook your head as you wrote your response.

‘I doubt that. Did you stay curled up in your bed for three day watching reruns of Sex and the City?’

The moment you hit send, you wanted to melt into a hole at what you just confessed to Sebastian freaking Stan.

‘You got me there.’

‘But I did eat a whole pizza in like an hour if that helps at all.’

You smiled fully and nodded.

‘It does. I turn to Ben and Jerry’s myself.’

‘What’s your go-to flavor?’

You bit you started to actually chew on your lip as you glanced over your computer screen to think for a moment.

‘B&J would be Half Baked but hands down, cookie dough is my favorite.’

‘Cookie dough!!!!! I love cookie dough! But my B&J flavor would be Chunky Monkey. It’s addictive.’

You giggled as you quickly looked up the unfamiliar to you flavor and scrunched your nose at the ingredients listing.

‘Eww walnuts! I can do everything else about that but the walnuts.’

There was a few moments of hesitation before the dots appeared again.

‘I could totally insert a ‘nuts’ joke right now but I’ll refrain out of respect. LOL.’

You giggled at your screen and choose to let your inappropriate side stay hidden for now.

‘I’ll let it slide. But trust me when I say I’m far from appropriate usually. My mom gets on me about it all the time. Especially the amount of times I say ‘fuck’ in a single sentence. I make Negan from Walking Dead look like an alter boy with my mouth.’

Once you hit send, you closed your eyes and groaned.

‘Well it is a very versatile word. I’m a big fan of it’s many forms.’

He responded and you could almost see his smirk in your mind. You couldn’t help yourself with your response.

‘Oh, I bet you do! LMAO’

‘But you’re not alone there, hun.’

‘There it is! Hahaha! Ahhh, I love it!’

You smiled and crossed your legs under your laptop on the couch as the three dots appeared once more.

‘Hey, I’m really, really sorry to cut this short but I have a thing here in a few minutes so I have to go.’

Your smile instantly dropped.

‘Oh! Right, famous actor. Right.’

His response was instantaneous.

‘Hey, I don’t want you to think of me like that, sweetheart. You’ll overwhelm yourself. I’m just a regular guy that has the same fears, anxiety, and hesitation about this situation as you do. Finding your soulmate is a huge, life changing step. But at the end of the day, no matter how much I want this, you still have the option to walk away. I hope you don’t. I really, really hope you give this a chance. But if you look at this with me being famous, I have a gut feeling that you’ll pull away from me before you give us a chance. And I know it’s hard to wrap your head around being in the spot light with anxiety. It’s hard to do anything with anxiety and I get that. But try to stay calm for me, OK? Please, (Y/N)?’

You read through his message twice before nodding your head slowly.

‘OK.’

‘OK. If it’s OK with you, I’m gunna text you later tonight when I get done with my thing. Sound good?’

You nodded again as if he could see you as you wrote out your response.

‘That’s fine. I’ll do my best not to psych myself out too much.’

‘That’s all I can ask from you, sweetheart. I’ll talk to you later.’

You waited a few minutes, staring at your computer screen before looking up at your front door when your mom walked in.

“I texted him.” You said simply as she set her bag down by the front door.

“Good for you.” She responded with a smile as she flopped down on her couch with a sigh after a long day at work. “I’m proud of you for taking that step.” You nodded in agreement as you looked back at your laptop screen and scrolled to the tops of the messages to read them over once more.

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“You know, you’re the luckiest girl in the world.” Your Tumblr friend, Christine said on a Face Time call the next morning. “I’d kill to have a soulmate with that body. I’m just stuck with JP… Oi! Don’t hit!” She said as her fiancé hit her in the back of the head with a pillow.

“It’s just weird.” You said as you glanced over at the horror movie you had on as background noise. “Like, of all the fucking people in the whole world, a freaking actor is my soul mate.” You looked back at her with a shrug. “Like really? I feel like the most unlucky person in history here.”

“Bullshit.” She snapped back. “How are you unlucky?”

“Christine, it’s me! I’m awkward and loud and I say inappropriate shit all the time. How the fucking fuck am I supposed to date an actor, huh? I’d embarrass him right off the edge of the map!”

“Don’t be a dick. He obviously is fuckin’ in to ya if he’s taking time out of his busy schedule ta see how you are. So put your big girl pants on and accept that the famous actor is your soulmate, you lucky cunt and let him get to know you!” A smile pulled at the corner of your lips as you looked away from the screen.

“I’m lucky as fuck, aren’t I?” You asked as you looked back at her.

“Hell yea you are! So don’t go fuckin’ ruinin’ it by runnin’ around in your head so I can live vicariously through you.”

“Alright, alright!” You conceded. “Sorry UK hubby. I’m divorcing you!” You called out teasingly at JP.

“I want half your shite!” He yelled back causing you and your friend to laugh.

“OK, so now what?” You asked as you made yourself comfortable in your spot and muted the woman screaming on your TV. “What do I do now?”

“Well he said last night ta text him when you got up, right?”

“Yea…”

“Well you’ve been up least an hour since ye actually have clothes on…”

“Shut up.” You laughed but she continued over you.

“So text him. Stay casual…”

“And say what?”

“Say ‘hi’, ya bell end!”

“You’re a horrible friend, do you know that?” You joked.

“I know.” She said with a shrug as she picked up her long haired Jack Russel terrier, Ollie and held him up beside her face. “Do it for Ollie.”

“Rude.” You replied flatly as you waved at her. “Alright, I’ll call you later.” She waved back and said bye as you hung up the video call. You groaned to yourself and leaned back against the back of your seat as you scrubbed the heels of your palms from your hairline down to your chin. “Alright, fine.” You said aloud to your own dogs as you pulled up your iMessage app. “I’ll text him.”

‘Morning’

As you waited for his response, you turned the volume of your movie back on. You watched for a few moments before your laptop ‘dinged’.

‘It’s almost 11. If you are just waking up, I am royally jealous. I’ve been up and at the gym since 5am.’

‘Oh, hell no! I protest for you. The only exercise I do is walking my dogs around the neighborhood and whatever exercise I get at work walking clients up and down hallways.’

You turned down the volume of your laptop so it wouldn’t be annoyingly loud as the three dots popped up again.

‘1) what kind of dogs? And 2) what kinda work?’

You smiled as you grabbed your cell phone off the pillow beside you and pulled up your photos with a smile. You quickly found your favorite photo of your pups sent it to him before going back to type on your laptop.

‘Lucy is the white one. She’s a soft coated Wheaton terrier. Skye is the black one Lucy is sitting on. She’s a rescue so we don’t know exactly what she is but we say she’s a Havanese because that’s what she looks like.’

‘And I’m a CNA which is basically an under appreciated, under paid babysitter for the elderly. I work about thirty hours a week right now. Helps my mom pays bills as best as I can.’

‘OMG those are the cutest damn dogs in the entire world! I’m jealous. I miss being able to have a dog but I travel too much. And good for you on the job. I bet it’s tough to work with the elderly and not get the appreciation other nurses get.’

You nodded in agreement as you responded.

‘It takes a special kinda person to do my job. I hate it so much usually. But when I’m almost at the point where I want to throw my hands up and quit, a client or a family member makes it worth my while again.’

‘Well I’m proud of you, sweetheart. Even if no one else is. I am.’

You smirked at your screen as you took a sip of your coffee and set it down on the table beside you.

‘You have to be. You’re my soulmate, remember?’

‘Hey! I’m trying to be supportive here. You’re killin’ me, Smalls.’

You let out a barked laugh as you found the gif you had saved in a file for Tumblr.

‘For-ev-er.’

You smiled proudly at yourself as Seb responded.

‘I’m crying tears of joy that you got that reference. I’ve said it before and people just looked at me like I was more crazy than I actually am.’

‘I have classic tastes, IDK what to say. I can’t tell you how many times I have referenced ‘classic’ movies on Tumblr for it to just go right over half my followers heads. Like what is this from?’

You pulled up your file of ‘Pics & Gifs’ and scrolled through to find the one you wanted.

‘Well that one’s just too easy. The Big Lebowski, obviously.’

‘Yea for us old folks. Bet your ass 75% of the population under 25 have no idea what movie that’s from.’

‘Well now that’s just… that’s just sad.’

You nodded in agreement and sighed.

‘You have no freaking idea.’

It took a few minutes for him to respond again and you almost forgot you were texting him when he sent you another gif.

‘Name the film.’

You scoffed loudly and shook your head.

‘Really? You’re gunna try to trip me up on a Tarantino flick? He’s one of my faves and that’s ‘Four Rooms’. Try again, Seb.’

The two of you went back and forth for nearly three hours sending the most obscure movie gifs you could find; everything from ‘Airplane’ to ‘BASEketball’. Most of them you had both seen but there where a couple that either you or he hadn’t and Seb said he was starting a lit of movies you both needed to see eventually. Before you knew it, your mom was getting home for her between cases nap and your head whipped up toward the clock.

“Damn, is it really three?” She nodded as your laptop ‘dinged’ with another text.

“Hi Christine.” She said as she set her purse down on the coffee table on her way out to the back porch for a smoke.

“Not Christine.” You responded as you guessed ‘Office Space’ correctly. She stopped by the sliding glass door with her eye brows arched.

“Sebastian?” You smirked and nodded as you sent a gif from ‘Wet Hot American Summer’. “Good for you. I’m proud of you.”

“Stop.” You laughed as you mentally cheered for your soulmate for getting the right answer. “I’m just making a new friend right now. Don’t go ordering wedding invitations.” You looked over at her as she held her hands up in surrender.

“Didn’t say anything.” She claimed on her way out back. “Just glad you’re making friends again.” You grumbled at her to shut up under your breath as you pulled up yet another gif and sent it off to him.

Part 3

#Seb Stan x Reader #Sebastian Stan x Reader #I Can't

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