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cowboypossume · 3 months ago

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the hunger games 🤝 it ends with us

Being marked/ropped in as a love story typa of rom com when that is the exact opposite of the point

#Thoughts #my analysis #to be clear: I don’t like Colleen Hoover and I don’t think any of her books are halfway as good as thg #But #Its Very funny to see #Thg is all about finding romance as a means of survival #and the love triangle is about picking to continue the cycle of violence or choosing to pick peace and how peace is the better option #Yet was ropped in the debate of “which side are YOU on” while that was so not the point #And iewu is all about breaking generational trauma. Choosing to leave abusive situations and partners because it’s better in the long run #For both you and your kid #And all the marketing and press releases are like “grab your friends !! Wear pretty dresses !! Look at the flowers !! There is so much love #Can allotypicals PLEASE pull your head out of your asses and realize there’s more to a story then who dates who #It ends with us #the hunger games #this is more a vent for me

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chipper-smol · 3 months ago

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star abducted :3

#isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #loop #siffrin #myart #fanart #pls clck on the frst picture tumblr destroyed my line quality ;v;#tfw you almost meet your parents and you are nowhere near emotionally prepared for that-- let alone being emotionally prepared-#- to meet your younger self who immediately adopts you as their best star friend #:3 #helpful imaginary friend loop #littol siffrin pulls up an extra chair at the dinner table and everyone goes along with it #but Loop is actually sitting there #and watching their family eat and banter in ways that are both so painfully familiar yet alien #everyone is asking littol Siffrin about their star friend (yknow like indulging what they think is a kid making up an imaginary friend)#and littol Siffrin is 'they're just being shy right now!'#'but i'll ask them later!'#i don t think i'll be drawing more of this to make an official au out of it bc i just wanted an excuse to draw littol siffrin #but i would not mind if people built on top of it :3c

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keferon · 29 days ago

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Let me tell you their duo WASNT something I expected to see. Like. Ever. Oh my god ahahaha

#maccadam #transformers #spoilers #earthspark spoilers #prowl #tfe prowl #tf earthspark #megatron #tfe megatron #let me tell you a funny story #I have a friend who loves Megs #and when we started watching season 3 and Prowl showed up #and immediately him and Megatron started insulting each other #we both were like #your son is hurting my son 😑#but then when the last episode happened #it felt like we both were proud moms of two dumb kids #when Prowl hugged Megatron we both went fucking cheering l o u d

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bowenoke · 1 year ago

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pov you are my brother and i's youth pastor circa 2014 when he called us The Sisters and then unprompted corrected himself to The Brothers and then said "i don't know. you could be anything!" in a room full of baptist teenagers

shout out to justin. what the fuck, man

#i understand this is not the intended purpose for this meme but The Siblings .....#when u are a kid that is what adults in your life call you when you are two siblings close in age. The Siblings.#my last name is not smith #sorry for lying #for context he did not know we were both trans. he just did that for no reason

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months ago

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Daddy, don't go.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang fengmian #Scenes that are tragic but still made me laugh: JFM wrapping the boys *right back up* after finding out it was YZY who tied them up.#I know he did it because he understands the severity of what's going on in lotus pier & the need to protect his children.#But it also comes off as 'Oh your mother said so? Yeah I'm not overruling her. Listen to your mother kids. I gotta go.'#You guys ever think about how the last time Jiang Cheng saw his parents alive it was them both pushing him away one last time?#I do!!! I sure do!!! Now you can too! Welcome to my sad little club. The refreshments are all saltwater.#And the subtle difference in who the parting is intended for. YZY meant to leave WWX with JC as a protector. JFM wants them both safe.#The reveal that Zidian responds to JFM aches so badly.#The fact the weapon she literally lashes out with also reveals her heart is so poetic.#I sure hope they can reconcile their feelings. I hope it all works out.#This is the last of the math boat jokes. Back to labeling the boats properly after this.

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hylianane · 11 months ago

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Usopp said “I want a divorce!” and Luffy said “Fine! But I’m taking the kids!” and the kids were three teens older than him, a reindeer, and a 30 year old woman who was actively committing a political assassination

#like yeah sometimes your kids are three teens older than both yourself and your spouse a reindeer and a 30 year old woman who was actively c #one piece #water 7 #you thought i was done with the usopp brainrot but no i was just on vacation #Elbaf cant come any sooner im chewing on the drywall and thinking about water 7 #water seveeeeeen #I’m gonna have to go read fanfiction abt this #lusopp #strawhat pirates #monkey d. luffy #god usopp #my post

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nashvillethotchicken · 2 months ago

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I stand with Louis no matter what. If either lestat or armand did that shit to me and people talked about me the way they talk about louis on here and on twitter you're gonna see me in history books

#mad at louis for not giving a fuck about magnus' lair when he was gonna kill lestat mind you he literally starved to death and DIED #not 3 days prior to going to kill lestat. louis explicitly said he was gonna go die with them coven niggas like louis was crashing out #and you mean to tell me hes supposed to give a fuck about their trauma at this time???????#girl fuck you. and your bald headed mammy i wish somebody would say that shit to me after they killed my kid #gaslighting and beating me and leaving me to die and they wanna say i should be nicer fuck you #i have to comfort the nigga who drove me to attempt after said attempt when writhing in agony but im the bad guy #cus i was a pimp a century ago go to the deepest pits of hell #and the pimp stuff is crazy cus none of what louis did as a pimp had a relationship to how he acted with his partners bc they had more power #in both relationships louis is powerless. jim crow Louisiana gay married to a white man and stuck in dubai with a 500 year old demon #who routinely gaslights and emotionally abuses him #louis pimping out women has an effect on his relationships to WOMEN. specifically black women. not them lil 2 pump ass niggas he was fucking #yall piss me off so bad yall really vex me at times #iwtv #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #ldpdl #loumand #loustat

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krysmcscience · 6 months ago

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The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.

Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.

Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)

#fanart #comics #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb the goat AU lmao #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cotl goat #did i look up a photo of billy the kid to base the goat's outfit off of?#i plead the fifth your honor #for real tho guys #rams and lambs are for sheep #for goats you want bucks and billies #or if you're afabing your goat - does and nannies #(tho to be fair ram IS sometimes accepted for male goats also? instructions unclear on that front tbh)#also don't worry - i am never gonna be all YOU GOTTA USE THESE TERMS OR YOU'RE DUMB AND BAD #it just kinda makes me giggle when i see mixed up animal deets #don't even get me STARTED on cat deets tho lmao #if i had a nickel for every time i saw a fanfic writer give narinder a knot #i would have two nickels #which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice #at least the one where he was a wolf instead of a cat because the author didn't KNOW he was a cat made sense LOL #yeah i'm over here outing all the lemon fics i read idgaf #if you know which fics i'm talking about you can't even judge me anyway cuz we both been at the same devil's sacrament #i should go to bed

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dustykneed · 3 months ago

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so jim got bit by a space mushroom that takes away his impulse control... welcome to daycare on the bridge with his xo and cmo

obviously the salad cat meme is still going strong in the 23rd century because these guys reenact it on a daily basis lmaoo

prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "mask off" 🩵💙💛

#star trek #star trek fanart #star trek tos #mcspirk #mcspirk fanart #star trek the original series #spones #spones fanart #mckirk #spirk #fun fact theyve actually ALL been infected by the spores since the start xDD it's why bones touches spock so much #and why spock cracks that joke #lowered inhibitions (wink)#so they're ooc but it's on purpose 😌🩵💙💛#spock #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #leonard bones mccoy #i like to think that spock is actually profoundly hilarious/has a knack for deadpan comedy but represses it up until he gets over--#--his baggage with not being 'vulcan enough'. he's absolutely hilarious when he wants to be and constantly gives j+b whiplash #part of the humor is that you can't tell if he's joking or not until you look at his eyes and see the twinkle #he gets bones ALL THE TIME with incendiary comments and deadpan delivery until bones starts to squint and go--#--no. no way you actually think that. youre messing with me on purpose. i'm ENTERTAINING you. vulcans don't get bored my ass #it's enrichment for both of them <333 not even kidding. It's good for them both lmaoo #mcspirk bingo #dust trek comics

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camenxi · 6 months ago

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Batman & Cass :3

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puppetmaster13u · 1 year ago

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Prompt 81

Danny blinked at the small children Ellie was holding the hand of, looking quite proud of herself. The small children- between ten and twelve so somewhere similar to Ellie’s age- who both practically stank of magic and Gods.

He took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose even as Dan cackled while opening the door more to let them inside. “Alright, what’s your name, kids?”

“B-billy…um, Billy Batson...” “‘m Percy! Percy Jackson.”

“Nice to meet you two- any idea where in your family you have a god or two, because one of you definitely smells like Zeus and I’m pretty sure Poseidon and I am not dealing with either of my half-brothers.”

#prompts #dcxdp #dpxpj #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #billy batson #Danny was adopted by Clockwork who is the origin behind Kronos #Oh they're both orphans? No one to take care of them?#Goddamnit Clockwork you made sure Ellie found them didn't you #Liminals are hidden from monsters thanks to feeling like them & the dead #CW: If they won't take care of their kids then I'll give the lil demigods to my favorite son :)#The JL finding out Billy is a child: You need a guardian- how could we let this happen #Billy: Actually my older sister has looked 12 for the last 100 years and my younger brother looks 20 so that's very human-ist of you #Percy peering out at some camp people who are trying to see if he's home: MA There's some weird ass cats outside!#Percy: Am I allowed to throw the pool at them 'cause they aren't taking no for an answer #Danny teaching the kids how to use powers: Alright and now we're going to your other dad and moms to learn magic #Danny: And how to shoot a gun in Val's case because I will forget gun safety #Everlasting Quartet #Phantastic Four #“Hey Marvel how do you know that info about Dr Fate he looks so pissed??”#“Oh one of my parents know him and they don't get along so now we always take the chance to call him a lil Bitch but politely”#Percy: Billy if you can summon lightning and I can control water can we combine them #Billy: One way to find out- hey Daaaaan #Camp people trying to find Percy: Wtf wtf wtf #The pantheon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN KRONOS HAD ANOTHER CHILD?! WHERE?! HOW!?#Clockwork: Look at my Favorite Child who doesn't Fuck with the Timeline or are Raging Hypocrites & takes care of his kids #Clockwork curled up with Danny & new grandchildren in his chest like a mother crocodile: Everything is as it should be :)#Marvel: Look at my lil brother isn't he adorable he's a year younger than me but takes more after our other mom #Percy: Hi Mr Aquaman I can control water & talk to fish and was wondering if you have any tips #“Marvel we're going to die-” “No we're not lemme call my big brother- if he can destroy the timeline he can fix it” “If he What”

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arrowheadedbitch · 10 days ago

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New idea: Shinsou is supposed to be babysitting Eri but he has to do something so he leaves Denki in charge for a little bit, he comes back expecting the house to be burnt down but instead he finds Eri begging Kaminari to let her re-dirty up her room so they can clean it together again

#kaminari is good with kids i just know it #got this idea while listening to the Mary Poppins classic Spoonful of Sugar #he turns it into a game and she forgets its a chore #at one point he turns it into a race #“if you can clean your side of the room faster than i can clean my side ill get you icecream!”#she excitedly starts cleaning the room and once shes super focused he stops cleaning his side #he was gonna give her ice cream anyway #when she finishes her side he goes “great job! now help me finish my side and we can get some icecream!” and they both work on that side #hes a tricky guy #he may not do great in school but hes still VERY clever #then when theyre done he goes “Okay! Now we can take an ice cream break and clean the closet after!” and she is having so much damn fun that #she begs to finish the closet FIRST #i love them #i wanna see her love him and him being a surprisingly good babysitterrr #denki kaminari #eri mha #eri my hero academia #hitoshi shinsou #mha #bnha #dadzawa #shinsou is amazed #and when Eri rants about it to mic and aizawa later they are also amazed #erasermic #shinkami

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wheretheresawyll · 2 months ago

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Character parallels: Wyll Ravengard (Baldur's Gate 3) | Anora Mac Tir (Dragon Age: Origins)

#bg3 #wyll ravengard #ulder ravengard #dragon age #dragon age origins #anora mac tir #loghain mac tir #constantly rotating these 2 in my mind. cause i love Suffering.#this also doesnt include their similar ages/their mothers/their sense of humour/their surprise at your concern for them #and the fact that they both get overwhelming hate fandom-wise (or ignored totally)#but like!!! their childhood love of fighting monsters!#being more isolated as a kid!#being the child of a hero but not being 'true' nobility #devoting yourself to the people to the point where you fade away as person #holding onto your father because he's your father. and it's so hard but you love him. and you'll always forgive him.#whatever. gonna go cry in the washroom brb.

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langernameohnebedeutung · 6 months ago

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#great job. now go call your kids. both of you.#erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #magneto #x men 97 #x men 97 spoilers #fandom #the way I'd die for him :((#x men the animated series #marveladdicts #xmendaily #dailymarvelgifs #marvel #cinemapix #cinematv #userthing #dailyflicks #x men

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tittyinfinity · 1 year ago

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I just remembered that up until 5th grade, all of the sports teams I was in weren't separated by gender. I played basketball and baseball with boys. And we did just fine.

It wasn't until 6th grade when they segregated it by gender. It didn't make sense to me. I was now in softball instead of baseball, because "softball is for girls" and "baseball is for boys" (which confused me bc my dad was on an adult softball team).

Now, my brother's all-male team didn't win a single game. My all-girls team won every single one.

They presented the boys' team with this HUGE trophy, and if you wanted replicas of it, they were $30 each.

My team was presented with a very small trophy. Extras were $5.

That's when I decided gender-segregated sports were bullshit.

#my mom went off on my brother's coach for that #said that it wasn't fair that my brother's team got to celebrate more than us despite actually winning #(it was through the same sports program)#she said she wasn't gonna pay $30 for a trophy whenever he was a horrible coach #bc the boys he had when they were on my team with my coach did just fine #their coach was this horrible egotistical guy who would scream at tbem for not doing good enough #when he didnt even KNOW HOW TO PLAY and was just there bc his kid was praying #my coach was this cool ass dad that was very calm and gentle with us #the coach was like ''oh so you don't think your son deserves to celebrate?''#my mom was like ''he should but he needs to learn that he can't be rewarded for losing while #my daughter is barely rewarded for winning and i don't want to teach him that gender inequality is okay''#(my mom is cool af sometimes)#we both quit playing after that

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satoruxx · 28 days ago

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are we going to see megumi in toji hybrid au… the dynamic between the three of them would be so cute!! both wolves fighting for readers attention!! baby megumi with small ears and small paws :((

I REFUSE TO SPOIL ANYTHING SO IM IGNORING THE FIRST PART OF YOUR QUESTION BUT ILY :333 (i feel like me ignoring it gives it away tho....rip)

anyways YEAH megumi def inherits toji’s protective ass attitude so you bet he’s taking over when his dad isn’t around.

he's seen his dad walk around with you, the terrifying guard dog on high alert as his green eyes glare at anything that moves near you. megumi has noticed the way people hesitate to approach you bc of toji, and how toji seems to enjoy that. and soon enough megumi understands why—it's a fantastic way to keep you to himself. so absolutely he's gonna follow in his father's footsteps.

except... he's literally too cute to be intimidating <///3 don’t tell him that tho he’s trying so hard to be a big scary wolf like his dad :((

megumi will get grumpy at anyone who has your attention, glaring over your shoulder as you walk through the supermarket if he notices their eyes on you. especially if it’s a man. what can he say, his dad has raised him well. it just…doesn’t usually have the desired effect. most of the time he’s met with soft coos and squeals when he tries to mimic his dad’s aggressive behavior.

(little munchkin with furry ears and pointed teeth.)

it irritates him, because he wants to be like toji in this regard.

but when he’s competing with his dad??? oh all the loyalty is gone. the two of them are always clinging to you, eager for attention like the big puppies they are. megumi has inherited toji's aggresiveness, but he's much more casual about it. even as a lil baby he will find sneaky ways to pull you away from toji, and that just irks the older wolf.

he tries saying anything and you're just like ????? which is exactly what megumi wants LMAO :33

toji just has to sit there and sulk bc obviously gumi is your lil baby and you're gonna show him all the attention he wants. just don't be surprised if your bigger wolf ends up grumpy and brooding—he hates sharing. it's so funny though bc they're both so sneaky so you'll just be caught between their schemes to get you to show them affection.

but whatever. like father like son after all :33

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