#FOR LEGAL PURPOSES THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE

[o-wild-west-wind]

now that my first emotion about everything is no longer gut-wrenching pain I think it’s so funny that Izzy really just person-first languaged love at Ed. he really just went “it’s not ‘I am in love with you,’ it’s ‘I have love for you’” like some neurotypical corporate diversity initiative I’m screaming

[mythvoiced]

OPEN STARTER | Doe

"No, I think cis-straight men should all die."

[mxtxfanatic]

Fandom Gripe #23: I know that fandom is in some deep denial about its treatment of female characters that are canonically involved with fan favorite m/m ships, but do y’all realize that when you disappear female characters from the narrative wholesale to push the idea that your canonically straight fav was “secretly gay all along!” you’re making several bad implications? That 1) bi men don’t exist, 2) bi men do exist, but those who have genuinely loved a woman before cannot genuinely love a man after that (therefore bi men don’t exist in practice), 3) women cannot inspire genuine love and devotion in men, therefore any relationship with a woman is “lesser” than the one they later have a man (see previous parenthesis), or 4) to acknowledge the existence of a lovable woman who isn’t a terrible person, where if a relationship previously existed, it did not end because of “incompatibility,” is enough to destabilize the present relationship between two queer men?

Because why is the tgcf fandom allergic to acknowledging that He Xuan had a whole ass fiancée that he loved? Why does no one ever seem to remember that the kidnappings and murders of He Xuan’s sister and fiancée were the final straws that sent him on his rampage, and he still keeps a shrine to them in the present-day of the story? Why is her entire existence and significance to He Xuan as a man, character, and to his character arc disappeared in favor of pushing Shi Qingxuan—the brother of the man responsible for his fiancée’s death—into that same role, as if to say that her impact on He Xuan is significant... just not when it's from her? Why does He Xuan’s life in fandom essentially begin not just after her death but because of it?

[maxedes]

they are sabotaging him now, so he can‘t swear on the radio

[clotpolesonly]

the only crime Katherine Kent committed is being a teenage girl who didn't know what genre her story was in and everyone who has ever been mean to her owes me a dollar

[andiv3r-doctor-who]

So... what, is it that the Master is just completely fucking evil whenever not a woman?? Because that is like. Actually really fucking funny imo. Like guysss the solution is obviously to get this girlie on hrt. Then she'll be good again. She isnt actually evil it's just Transgender Rage. I know I'm right.

[mimjandoodlesstuff]

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This project has been something I've wanted to do for a while but only now got around to actually making it.

The real painting's name is The Defense of the Sampo in English (by Akseli Gallen-Kallela, 1896). Yes, the Sampo is golden pizzas in this "AU", because obviously! And the pike jaw kantele is April's video camera.

[heavenlyascent]

No Promises to Keep is actually Aerith's song about her sapphic love for Tifa. I called Nobuo Uematsu up personally and he told me so.

[optiwashere]

On the topic of Nocturne/Shadowheart: is that how Blades in the Night is going to go? I guess this is spoilers so maybe you won't answer, but is it going to be Asheera/Shadowheart/Nocturne?

Heya anon! 💜

Well, I won't spoil anything about what's left to come in the fic, but that's just not a dynamic that I want to write for Asheera. It wouldn't fit her, to be honest. She's, I'm sure to the sorrow of many, monogamous anyways. So it wouldn't exactly make sense for her to get into a long-term relationship with multiple people at once.

Now, you can feel however you want to feel and think whatever you want to think, obviously. I can't stop you from shipping something (that'd be a bit weird for someone that writes fanfic to do...)

I merely think it's sweeter to imagine that Asheera and Nocturne can be friends and that Shadowheart and Nocturne can be past lovers without it needing to become a throuple situation in that universe. There's plenty of other universes where Shadowheart and Nocturne get together, and infinitely many where Shadowheart/Nocturne/someone else's Tav get together, and I think it's all lovely. Asheera wants Nocturne to pull away from Shar to come live with them because of what it means to Shadowheart, not because of anything romantic between the two of them. Shadowheart herself wants nothing more than Nocturne to come along, to be honest.

So now they've got another goal in that fic other than "don't die." That, and tying up some other post-canon ideas, was the whole genesis for the Nocturne plot added on top of the "fend off Sharran assassins" plot that started the fic.

Plus, I like the idea that ex-lovers (or whatever Shadowheart and Nocturne were in your mind, it's completely open to interpretation in canon) can be friends afterwards and actually remain friends without it being romantic. They can still love each other in a platonic way! Platonic love doesn't get enough play in fiction, and I want to include Nocturne in my idea for Asheera and Shadowheart's post-canon bliss because it gives me a good way to showcase a type of love that Shadowheart and Nocturne both deserve.

I'm not trying to imply that you're saying that they all have to be together, by the way. I just rambled because it's natural.

[r0semultiverse]

I think we should pirate Babbel, Rosetta Stone, and Duolingo courses that are behind paywalls.

[stylecouncil]

I’m kind of a blonde dyke. kanye where you at.

[discluded]

https://mobile.twitter.com/apothinker/status/1623672721216528384

Couple goals 😂

DJLKAJSLJALF ANON PLEASE

HELP

okay but i raise y'all

[crazywolf828]

Take a break mid sex to go outside and find some critters, perhaps you will find like 80 baby spiders

[chemicalbrew]

adds a DNI and all it says is 'do not interact if you think Mind Parade > Chemical Brew'

[catmemey]

ok not to Be Like That but while I know it's about being kind and whatever I find it so incredibly frustrating when people who KNOW me and know I don't celebrate try to wish me a merry Christmas. it is neither merry nor Christmas today in this household friend don't you know this.

[nuwanders]

answering those questions about raydrin: baby boy. baby

answering those questions about mathyas: evil.