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they are sabotaging him now, so he can‘t swear on the radio
#someone check rb cctv they‘ll see sulayem breaking that button on purpose#free my wife from fia jail😔#joke for legal reasons obviously#f1#formula one#formula 1#max verstappen#singapore gp 2024#mohammed ben sulayem#fia
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people getting upset at seeing charlie's girlfriend again is really fucking funny because literally she hasn't done anything. what did she do
#smiling friends#charlie dompler#smiling friends zoey#i say as a man who wants that critter so bad i am willing to start killing people#for legal reasons that is a joke by the way#i am mr dompler after all but i guess it's because i don't have any charlie ships that are ''in danger''#i selfship with him but since that has no way of being even a smidge canon obviously im accepting of it
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Absolutely loving them for capitalising their relationship yes babes get that money make that coin off your chemistry I’m sitting and supporting 🫶🏻
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Found the Carlando wedding photo
#carlos sainz#carlos sainz jr#lando norris#Charlotte is invited obviously#carlando#congratulations to the newly wed couple#for legal reasons this is a joke
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I understand why Koko has white hair in bonten because finance is the most brain numbing, mind killing, soul crushing thing.
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the lgbt community has not forgiven brennan lee mulligan
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#for legal reasons this is a joke#obviously ayda will be back because time quangle#there better be a cute time travel themed letter or gift every episode mulligan or else
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Ooooh saw some Oscar slander on the dash.
About to log off before I commit a felony.
#NO ONE talks ill of my baby boy#hes still LEARNING hes still NEW#yes hes not a rookie anymore but its his SECOND SEASON in the big leagues#his teammate is FAR more experienced#YEAH OBVIOUSLY#give the kid a fucking break#or ill break your fucking jaw#(for legal reasons that is a joke...but dont push me)#basically just#keep. my son's. name. out. your fucking. mouth.#oscar piastri#my dearest and sweetest#i will protect him at all costs
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Buck was so enamored when he met Brad that he decides to be him for Halloween, accent and all and Tommy is like 👁️👄👁️ and he’s “weirded out” because he’s not sure if he’s into it or not
#for legal reasons this is a joke#bucktommy#evan buckley#tommy kinard#brad torrence#i need them back i’m obviously going insane
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I've realized as I write CHIROPTERA that a lot of the interactions/first impressions about Damian boil down to:
Dick/Tim/Barbara: damn. this kid sucks
Cass: *cringe*
Bette: noooo he's just a little guyyyy. he's just a babyyy
Tom: ok he sucks but he's funny when he insults people
Rory: ok he sucks but also, counterpoint, all kids suck and no that doesn't say anything about me-
#for legal reasons this is a joke#and obviously a lot more nuanced in fic than the post here#look Damian canonically makes terrible first impressions#even w his friends they all have differing levels of beef w him (Maya/Suren/Colin/Chris)#and I could go on and on about how negatively everyone thought of him when they first met him and how damians subsequent actions and#attitude did not help his case#dc#taxonomy!verse#damian wayne#bette kane#tom bronson#dick grayson#tim drake#barbara gordon#cassandra cain#rory regan
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#take a room please#i hate gay people#for legal reasons this is obviously a joke#because i love them#so much#jan peteh#nace jordan#joker out#janace#jance#tallinn#see you soon tour
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Doing a cinema project on Akira Kurosawa’s Rashoumon and I have to stop myself from giggling like an idiot because no this is not a bsd reference this is an influential film that cemented a directors career THIS IS NOT-
#for legal reasons this is a joke#I love reading works from the bad authors specifically to see how much they DIFFER from what asagiri chooses to portray#this film is obviously a separate unit from bsd#but sometimes my brain is all#HIHI hyperfixation#LMAO#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#malin rants
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"why did Scara use 'Hat Guy' instead of the name the Traveler gave him"
Because Nahida gave him that name. Obviously he's going to use the name his mom gave him instead of the one given to him by some random blonde alien 🙄
When your mom gives you a name you just have deal with it, okay? no matter how embarrassing it is when she calls you that in public.
#for legal reasons this is obviously a joke#but seriously it's probably because so characters have something to call him#scaramouche#wanderer#hat guy#genshin impact#nahida
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So are Nicola Coughlan and Luke Newton just dating in everything but name now? Cause it kinda seems like that’s where we’re at
#one of the most public situationships of all time I fear#nicola coughlan#luke newton#lukola#bridgerton#bridgerton netflix#polin season#also for legal reasons this is obviously a joke and if they are truly just friends I am happy for them either way#but I am happy they feel comfortable leaning into the fan service so much and I am having fun being just a little delusional#even though it is obviously PR and will be mostly over by next week
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Bylers debating on where Will and Mike are going to end up at the end of Stranger Things (real)
#byler#stranger things#New York?#think bigger.#California?#bigger…#AUSTRAILIA#this is a hilarious coincidence#bc byler ending the show in nyc or cali is highly debated#but maybe we need to open our minds and think bigger#aussie byler#mike: if anyone asks I’ve left the country!!#globe in will’s room with Australia front and center: *am I a joke to you?*#for legal reasons this is obviously a joke#still a good one 🤣
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#my Florida shirt just got taken down from Etsy for no fucking reason#Taylor's team just CHUCKED the book at me and fucking LIED in their report to Etsy about it#said I infringed on their trademarks for Lover 1989 and Reputation in their report#and I used.... NONE OF THOSE THINGS. NOT ONE.#that shirt has (obviously) nothing to do with any of those albums even#not in the metadata not in the tags not in the SEO nothing#and since it had no tags of those things it didn't pop up in a sweep and get auto-taken down. it was targeted by them & they manually did i#that design is SO by the book legally and bc of how successful it is I've worked VERY hard to make it that way. even in the SEO#and I mean everything in my shop I go out of my way to make legal but#like that is probably the most actually black and white legal piece of fan merch I've ever seen in my fucking life#but I can't fight back because if I fight back.. if they want it down the next option is prove to Etsy that they're SUING ME#so like. yeah not trying to fuck around and find out there#and that is awful for multiple reasons.#1. I have lost like 90% of my income for the rest of the year. I've grown to rely on income from that shirt as I should bc IT'S FINE#2. it's about to be the holidays. this makes 1 worse and also - people will be searching for this shirt bc it's on ppls holiday wishlists#they now won't be able to find mine#and will therefore google it and buy one of the MILLION FUCKING STOLEN VERSIONS WHICH ARE STILL UP BY THE WAY#and 3. I can't even have these stolen versions taken down anymore because I don't have a leg to stand on since the real thing now doesn't-#exist to prove it's mine#I want to fucking throw up like idk how to do anything other than be sobbing in a fucking ball on the floor#like this is probably the 2nd worst thing that has happened to me in my life lmao#like this shirt was single-handedly paying my rent every month and I had other income but. that shirt was my cushioning#my whole Etsy shop is FUCKED without it like absolutely fucked it was carrying the whole entire thing#I'm scared to upload or DO anything else w my Etsy even because if they just made up lies to get that shirt down#then I am SURE they've got something against me or my shop#and like fucking WHY I work so hard to make everything FAIR AND RIGHT#I worked so fucking hard on that shirt that thing was like my child like my actual full pride and joy#I want to scream I don't even know what to do with myself#it feels like someone just shoved me into a room shut the lights off locked the door and threw away the key#that shirt has been like probably the proudest achievement of my life like no joke and everything I've put into it & my Etsy just got kille
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I had a slushie for september 1st aka heathers day. jd would be so proud of me
he wouldve been even prouder if id blown up a school but unfortunately I was all out of dynamite
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