#FATASS-ADAM??

[dreamerlucifer]

WTF, @fatass-adam HERPES IS SO MUCH WORSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:U

You, sir, will MOST certainly NOT be getting any of ALL THIS !!!

Lucifer Gestured downward, with a little hip motion to get the point across properly, his ALLURING ass LONG as HELL itself tongue, outstretched and flicking WILDLY, making the MOTIONS of his uhh... MAD SKILLS in muscular manipulation, in hopes of grabbing the clueless, Fallen, Golden Boi's attention as he spoke....

Now Awkwardly freaking out, Lucifer took off at LIGHTNING SPEEDS, to the nearest mirror in the VAST mansion to see if he showed any signs of the NOTORIOUSLY CONTAGIOUS, STI !!!!!!!

Lucifer BURSTS Back into the room... his expression, ONE OF ABSOLUTE RAGE!!! His BRIGHTLY, Glowing, Red Sclera masking his tiny, Orangey-Yellow Pupils.... His LONG, Black, and white Horns FULLY erect, the fire between them a BLAZING INFERNO of CHAOTIC EMOTION !!!! He was on the WARPATH!!!!

Lucifer's glowing eyes TARGETTING @fatass-adam, Who was casually MANSPREADING, itching his crotch on Lucifer's FAVOURITE, most EXPENSIVE, against all odds, IMPORTED DIRECTLY FROM HEAVEN, DREAM infused, TUFTED CHASE!!!! ADAM's Boxers, BARELY containing his FULL, PEAR SHAPED figure, RIPPING at the seams that, ONE UPON A TIME, were NOT meant to be FORM fitting, and that had ALSO, once, belonged to the TONED, SLIM short KING, Himself !!! The small, ONCE ADORABLE ducklings adjourning Them, now OVERSTRETCHED to look like mere yellow splotches as they hugged his JELLY like, THUNDER thighs like a waaaaay over stretched Spandex suit!!!!!!!!!!

Lucifer's eyes narrowed further yet at @fatass-adam, who could be PLAINLY seen ABSOLUTELY SURROUNDED by sweet snack wrappers, STUFFING his face with a hot dog SMOTHERED in chili, cheese, and GUMMY BEARS.... of all of HELL'S CREATIONS....

He moved forward, as if SLOWLY STALKING his MARK...

BUUUUUUUUUT---->

SUDDENLY, it became SO VERY.......... The UNMISTAKABLE sores HIGHLY visable on the SHORT KING'S SOFT, SUPPLE, WHITE facial skin....... His expression, now DEFLATED, and one of EXASPERATED DESPERATION..... Tears flowing like small rivers down his red, circularly marked cheeks....

He inhaled DEEPLY, turning to @fatass-adam, and YELLED WITH SUCH A BOOMING VOICE, that all of Hell's seven rings probably heard.. A distinct cracking in his voice as he did so.....

I HAVE COURT TODAY, DAMNITTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He sniffled and UGLY CRIED....

NOW WHAT am I SUPOSED to do?????????????... THIS IS A HIGHLY TELEVIZED CASSSSSSSSSSE....

He witnessed @fatass-adam's SIGNATURE, WIDE, SMILE beaming back at him... Lucifer's Confusion and DEEPLY FRUSTRATED expression, PRICELESS to the EVIL, fallen, Golden Boi across the room.....

At first, Lucifer Didn't Understand...... O.o;;;

BUT THENNNN------->

OMG... @fatass-adam!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LATER THAT EVENING,

IN COURT--------------------->

UTTER... BRILLIANCE... ♥♥♥♥♥

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Sincerely,

~Lucifer VonKult

I got a fucking sore on my lip and @dreamerlucifer has been messing with me (playfully) about it. We made a conversation like-

Lucifer: No Adam! I’m not sleeping with you! You have crabs!

Adam: I SAID I HAD HERPES!! IT’S DIFFERENT!!!

[hells-sirenqueen]

"Good to know that he is aware of what his place is between us. Maybe a few eons a bit late, but there's always room for progress."

[dreamerlucifer]

Did you ever know that you’re my hero??

*looks to the side a bit, and laughs to himself at the absurdity coming from what he knows must be no one else aside from his Little Golden Boi, Adam ♥ but nonetheless, couldn't help himself from responding:*

♬ Because, Adam, you silly little duckling, you, ♬ Because YOU are the WIND, and so much more... Beneathe MY Wings..

♬ ....All three sets.. ♬ *He whispered afterwards*

*The smile on Lucifer's face unable to be hidden, he takes His embarrassed golden boi by surprise, Tackling him, and just, flopping onto him, affectionately...*

[ask-adam-the-dickmaster]

I'm a dude but can I be your third wife?

"Uh, no, sorry...but maybe I can give you a little kiss on the cheek..mwah!⚡"

[lewdssyum]

more soft and squishy frames of adam i found while gif making <3

[kaynbreedingthatbussy]

this is how culture looks at adam before it rapes him

[hellshoard]

@fatass-adam || X

Oh this won't do. Not at all. The doe let out a giggle before her hand comes up to snatch him by his collar, pulling him low until they were face to face. Her voice came out in a sweet purr, "Oh Adam. You're quite hilarious~ See, the thing is, the deal is real~"

With a snap of her free hand, a pink collar was strapped around his neck and a chain going to her free hand. She let out a soft coo, "As I stated before, babe, you belong to me."

[velvetwarfare]

Pinching the bridge of her nose, Candle sighed quietly and continued to water her flowers, mentally preparing herself for the god awful conversation she was about to engage in with a very drunken angel.

“ Have you ever thought about…I don’t know, not drinking yourself until you look two seconds from vomiting it all back up? Being an alcoholic won’t solve your problems.

I mean, good on you for showing up to my office. That’s a step in the right direction, coming to me for help! But not in this condition. “

Fluffing the pillow behind him, Candle then worriedly rested her hand over his stomach, her brows furrowing. The odor of strong alcohol was potent.

“ …I won’t be upset if you do get sick. Whatever helps you feel better than this… “

@fatass-adam

[fr0gery]

[unhinged-greed]

"Five bucks just to ask a fuckin question? LAME!" Adam snarked at the larger being. "Not that I don't have it of course, and this'll be worth every cent anyway. I just wanna know...how the FUCK are you somehow more massive than I am?? I thought everyone in Hell was a shitty little twink!"

I said I'd throw him in here

"Not sure if ya just fat shamed or praised me bu' I'm happy to build this way! To stand out! Unlike most of the hellborns! Like can you look more identical! Bet most imps are inbred anyways!" Mammon just shrug at that. Legit most imps, succubis and hellhounds looked a like. Not in a good way.

"What can I say! I'm a foodie. Who even wants to be build like a fucking twig anyways? Aren't angels the same tho. Barely ever met any winged rat who had any meat on their bones" Mammon eyes out Adam for a moment.

"So wha' brings the Gods errand boy down in the pits of hell? Thought the extermination wasn't gonna be in few more weeks"

[hells-greatestdad]

"Takes one to know one, eh?"

@fatass-adam

[hells-sirenqueen]

"Is that a wild animal I hear out there?"

She pauses for a moment to listen carefully.

Her shoulders slowly start to slump.

"Oh..it's just Adam complaining. My bad..and here I was hoping to make a friend."

[fatass-angel-adam]

I'm back bitches!

Yeah so I tried to update my email and the next thing I know Tumblr Niftied my ass and instead of fighting the system for months or whatever I decided to STICK IT TO THE MAN and make a new account!

I just gotta keep this email

[dreamerlucifer]

Adam says you guys just made a deal and nothing more. I thought you guys were in love?

Adam is quite shy about his feelings >;}

But i assure you, love runs deeply, and even if his were to fade, my flame for him would never flicker out... Ill always be there with and for him, shining a light in the endless dark ♡♡

pssst, Shhhh,

He's also my Fiancé ♡

[hellcab]

@fatass-adam

Chasing provocation, Roth was “protesting” at Heaven's Embassy. Granted, this idea sounded funny in his head. In practice, the joke kinda fell apart.

Regardless, Roth was committed to the bit, much to everyone’s annoyance.

Placard in one hand, loudspeaker in the other, Roth marched around the embassy chanting various nonsense slogans. The issues of protest were never the same either, constantly changing. On one day, he’s protesting Borduria aggression against neighboring states. The next, he’s protesting the outrageous subscription services from VoxTek.

Now he’s protesting Adam and his merry band of harpies. This subject garnered more attention, more than Roth would want. Sinners started joining in one after another, some of which Roth paid to do so. They all were chanting, all making noise to annoy anyone inside the embassy. Roth’s one-man protest was not alone.

“Hey hey, ho ho! Adam’s got an ugly toe! Hey hey, ho ho! Adam’s got an ugly toe!”

Roth doubted Heaven would even respond to this rabble of nonsense. Unknown to him, the object of his protest will show up.

[danger-tits-lute]

"That is definitely cause for celebration." She glides her finger through some icing and pops it in her mouth to suck it clean.