#fatass-adam.

[hellcab]

@fatass-adam

Chasing provocation, Roth was “protesting” at Heaven's Embassy. Granted, this idea sounded funny in his head. In practice, the joke kinda fell apart.

Regardless, Roth was committed to the bit, much to everyone’s annoyance.

Placard in one hand, loudspeaker in the other, Roth marched around the embassy chanting various nonsense slogans. The issues of protest were never the same either, constantly changing. On one day, he’s protesting Borduria aggression against neighboring states. The next, he’s protesting the outrageous subscription services from VoxTek.

Now he’s protesting Adam and his merry band of harpies. This subject garnered more attention, more than Roth would want. Sinners started joining in one after another, some of which Roth paid to do so. They all were chanting, all making noise to annoy anyone inside the embassy. Roth’s one-man protest was not alone.

“Hey hey, ho ho! Adam’s got an ugly toe! Hey hey, ho ho! Adam’s got an ugly toe!”

Roth doubted Heaven would even respond to this rabble of nonsense. Unknown to him, the object of his protest will show up.

[hells-sirenqueen]

"Good to know that he is aware of what his place is between us. Maybe a few eons a bit late, but there's always room for progress."

[dreamerlucifer]

Did you ever know that you’re my hero??

*looks to the side a bit, and laughs to himself at the absurdity coming from what he knows must be no one else aside from his Little Golden Boi, Adam ♥ but nonetheless, couldn't help himself from responding:*

♬ Because, Adam, you silly little duckling, you, ♬ Because YOU are the WIND, and so much more... Beneathe MY Wings..

♬ ....All three sets.. ♬ *He whispered afterwards*

*The smile on Lucifer's face unable to be hidden, he takes His embarrassed golden boi by surprise, Tackling him, and just, flopping onto him, affectionately...*

[ask-adam-the-dickmaster]

I'm a dude but can I be your third wife?

"Uh, no, sorry...but maybe I can give you a little kiss on the cheek..mwah!⚡"

[lewdssyum]

more soft and squishy frames of adam i found while gif making <3

[kaynbreedingthatbussy]

this is how culture looks at adam before it rapes him

[hellshoard]

@fatass-adam || X

Oh this won't do. Not at all. The doe let out a giggle before her hand comes up to snatch him by his collar, pulling him low until they were face to face. Her voice came out in a sweet purr, "Oh Adam. You're quite hilarious~ See, the thing is, the deal is real~"

With a snap of her free hand, a pink collar was strapped around his neck and a chain going to her free hand. She let out a soft coo, "As I stated before, babe, you belong to me."

[velvetwarfare]

Pinching the bridge of her nose, Candle sighed quietly and continued to water her flowers, mentally preparing herself for the god awful conversation she was about to engage in with a very drunken angel.

“ Have you ever thought about…I don’t know, not drinking yourself until you look two seconds from vomiting it all back up? Being an alcoholic won’t solve your problems.

I mean, good on you for showing up to my office. That’s a step in the right direction, coming to me for help! But not in this condition. “

Fluffing the pillow behind him, Candle then worriedly rested her hand over his stomach, her brows furrowing. The odor of strong alcohol was potent.

“ …I won’t be upset if you do get sick. Whatever helps you feel better than this… “

@fatass-adam

[fr0gery]

[unhinged-greed]

"Five bucks just to ask a fuckin question? LAME!" Adam snarked at the larger being. "Not that I don't have it of course, and this'll be worth every cent anyway. I just wanna know...how the FUCK are you somehow more massive than I am?? I thought everyone in Hell was a shitty little twink!"

I said I'd throw him in here

"Not sure if ya just fat shamed or praised me bu' I'm happy to build this way! To stand out! Unlike most of the hellborns! Like can you look more identical! Bet most imps are inbred anyways!" Mammon just shrug at that. Legit most imps, succubis and hellhounds looked a like. Not in a good way.

"What can I say! I'm a foodie. Who even wants to be build like a fucking twig anyways? Aren't angels the same tho. Barely ever met any winged rat who had any meat on their bones" Mammon eyes out Adam for a moment.

"So wha' brings the Gods errand boy down in the pits of hell? Thought the extermination wasn't gonna be in few more weeks"

[hells-greatestdad]

"Takes one to know one, eh?"

@fatass-adam

[hells-sirenqueen]

"Is that a wild animal I hear out there?"

She pauses for a moment to listen carefully.

Her shoulders slowly start to slump.

"Oh..it's just Adam complaining. My bad..and here I was hoping to make a friend."

[fatass-angel-adam]

I'm back bitches!

Yeah so I tried to update my email and the next thing I know Tumblr Niftied my ass and instead of fighting the system for months or whatever I decided to STICK IT TO THE MAN and make a new account!

I just gotta keep this email

[dreamerlucifer]

Adam says you guys just made a deal and nothing more. I thought you guys were in love?

Adam is quite shy about his feelings >;}

But i assure you, love runs deeply, and even if his were to fade, my flame for him would never flicker out... Ill always be there with and for him, shining a light in the endless dark ♡♡

pssst, Shhhh,

He's also my Fiancé ♡

[danger-tits-lute]

"That is definitely cause for celebration." She glides her finger through some icing and pops it in her mouth to suck it clean.

[a-hazbin-spider]

Squinting.

Writes in notes: Sex Totoro .