#ask adam

[adams-sinful-wings]

Thank you @lucifer-imaginaryfriend for this lovely art of Pregnant Sinner Adam and Little Cain! It’s so beautiful!

[fallen-abel]

Hello Abel

Have you thought about exercising?

Since I think it would be good for you to lose a little weight.

Abel: I’m not fat…I’m fluffy…

Adam: You’re fat Abel.

Abel: Well then so are you!

Adam: You dare call a pregnant person fat?! Wow…that’s kind of comment woukd normally send you straight to hell!

[birdemethuzunum]

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Merdivenler gıcırdamasın,

Öyle yorgunum ki hiç sorma

Sen halimden anlarsın.

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Kimse duymasın.

Mavi bir gökyüzümüz olsun,kanatlarımız

Dokunarak uçalım

İnsanlardan buz gibi soğdum,

İşte yalnız sen varsın.

Öyle halsizim ki hiç sorma

Anlarsın.

Cahit KÜLEBİ

[ask-adam-the-dickmaster]

what’s lute like in bed

"Uhh... Awesome Sauce... amazing..!⚡"

[alastor-and-adam]

Does Evelyn has playdates with Virgil ? I think that would be so cute

Alastor: I would never allow my sweet innocent Evelyn anywhere near that offspring of my hated enemies!

Adam: Yeah. No way. Evie is too good for Lucifer of that TV-headed freak and whatever cyborg demon kid they made

[gawbass]

Adam can you skate 🛹👹

[adam-aka-the-dickmaster]

Is it Tiring for Lute to take care of you?

I myself think it isn't. Why should it be?? She's taking care of the Dickmaster, the head honcho, the First Man! She should consider it a fucking honor.

[the-big-boss-of-hell]

adams is living with the vees now. Oh no that's not good

Bunny: Long post underneath. Sorry no formatting.

Adam sat down at the table, his stomach practically screaming for the food in front of him. The spread was luxurious: succulent meats, fresh fruits, rich sauces, and desserts he’d never dared to dream of. He dove in without hesitation, nearly forgetting to breathe between bites.

Adam: *mouth full, glancing up at Valentino* So, what exactly are these ‘favors’ you mentioned? I didn’t sign up for any weird shit.

Valentino leaned back against a velvet chair, his posture relaxed, his grin like a predator watching its prey. He studied Adam’s hungry, almost desperate demeanor, the way the food was vanishing so quickly. He could already tell that Adam was more than just desperate for sustenance—there was something deeper in him, a need that went beyond what the young demon understood.

Valentino: *chuckling darkly* Oh, don’t worry, darling. Nothing you won’t enjoy. The favors I’m talking about are simple enough. You see, you’re going to be my new star.

Adam paused mid-bite, his mind processing the words in a way that made him think of something entirely different.

Adam: *raising an eyebrow, swallowing his food* Star? Like a... rock star? You want me to play music or something? *He picked up his guitar pick, a habit he’d developed since his early days in Hell, his fingers itching for his instrument.* I can shred like no one else, you know. I’m not just a demon with a bad attitude—

Valentino’s grin widened, but it wasn’t for the reason Adam thought. Valentino had a much different kind of star in mind.

Valentino: *voice smooth, eyes glinting* Oh, I’m sure you could shred, darling. But no, not that kind of star. *He leaned forward, lowering his voice into a more seductive tone.* What I’m offering you is a chance to be my new... special star. You see, after Angel Dust, I’ve been looking for someone to take his place, someone who can really deliver. I have a very specific type of entertainment I deal in, and you’re just what I’ve been searching for.

Adam blinked, his brow furrowing as he tried to make sense of the words. His mind, still filled with hunger and a sense of satisfaction, hadn’t fully processed Valentino’s meaning yet.

Adam: *confused, wiping his mouth* Wait... I’m supposed to be some kind of... porn star? Like... Angel Dust?

Valentino smirked, enjoying Adam’s reaction a little too much. He could see the exact moment the realization clicked in Adam’s head, and the demon’s face twisted with disgust and anger.

Valentino: *laughing lightly* Oh, darling, I don’t think you understand the power of what I’m offering you. You’ll be more than just some... object in my studio. You’ll be my headliner. My new star attraction. You’ll have everything you want—fame, fortune, and endless pleasure. Hell, I'll even make sure you're never hungry again.

Adam’s stomach lurched—not from hunger, but from the sickening idea that he had just walked into a trap. He had assumed, in his naivety, that Valentino had some sort of ‘rock star’ position in mind for him. Instead, this felt like a step into something far darker and far more exploitative.

Adam: *his tone growing sharper* I ain’t a fucking toy, Valentino. I’m not like Angel Dust. You want to turn me into some sex doll of yours? No fucking thanks. I can take care of myself.

Adam turned and made his way to the door, still processing the twisted offer and the strange hunger that clung to him. But he was no fool. He wouldn’t let anyone control him.

Before he could grasp the doorknob, Valentino’s voice sliced through the air, cold and commanding.

Valentino: *mockingly* Do you really think you can just up and leave?

Adam froze, his hand still hovering over the door. He should’ve known something was off. This was Hell, after all—nothing ever came free. He felt a shift in the atmosphere, a suffocating weight pressing down on him. The subtle dread that had been gnawing at him earlier returned, stronger than ever.

Adam: *turning slowly, confused and wary* What’s your problem? I didn’t sign anything. I’m not doing what you want. I can still walk out of here.

Valentino’s smirk twisted into something darker, something far more dangerous. His eyes glinted with malice, and his voice dropped to a low, threatening tone.

Valentino: Oh, darling... You already signed.

Adam blinked, his confusion growing. He hadn’t signed anything. He hadn’t agreed to anything. Hadn’t he just eaten out of desperation, not knowing what was really at stake?

Valentino’s hand slipped into his jacket, pulling out a golden, gleaming contract. The paper shimmered in the low light, as if it were alive. Adam’s eyes widened as the contract seemed to *pulse*, the signature boldly etched with his name, in his own handwriting. His heart dropped as he recognized it—it was his, yet he couldn’t remember signing it.

Adam: *stammering* What the hell is this?! I didn’t—

Valentino: *interrupting, with a dark chuckle* You didn’t have to, darling. The moment you ate, you agreed. You’re mine now. My new star. I can do with you as I please.

Adam’s mind reeled. He remembered the moment he ate the food—how ravenous he’d been, how desperately he’d consumed everything, but he hadn’t signed anything. He wasn’t stupid. He knew how deals in Hell worked. This wasn’t just a regular contract—it was binding in a way he couldn’t escape.

Adam: *voice shaking, realizing the trap he’d walked into* No... no way. You can’t just—

Valentino: *snarling, his calm demeanor vanishing in an instant* I can, Adam. And I will. Don’t think you can walk away so easily. You belong to me now.

Before Adam could react, Valentino crossed the room in an instant, his grip like iron as he slammed Adam against the wall, knocking the breath from his lungs. The golden contract was thrust in front of Adam’s face, the signature still glowing with an eerie light.

Valentino: *hissing through his teeth* You didn’t read the fine print, did you? This isn’t just a meal. It’s a contract of ownership. A soul-bound agreement. You’re mine, body and soul.

Adam struggled, trying to push himself away, but Valentino’s hold was unyielding. The room seemed to close in around him as panic and anger surged through his veins. He never signed anything. He didn’t want this.

Adam: *voice breaking, desperate* "No! This wasn’t part of the deal! You can’t—

Valentino’s face twisted with sadistic pleasure. He leaned in, his breath hot against Adam’s ear.

Valentino: "Oh, but I can. And I will. You’re not going anywhere, Adam. You’re my star, and you’ll learn your place. I’m giving you everything you could ever want... and in return, you’ll be everything I need.

Adam’s heart pounded in his chest, the weight of Valentino’s words sinking into him like a poison. He’d been so naïve. The hunger, the desperate need for food, had clouded his judgment. And now, here he was, caught in the worst kind of trap—a contract with no escape.

Valentino: *sneering* I think you’ll enjoy this, once you get used to it. I always make my stars shine.

Adam could barely process the words. His mind was racing, his heart pounding with fear and disgust. He had walked into this willingly, desperate for a meal, and now... now he was trapped.

With a swift, almost casual motion, Valentino shoved Adam back, sending him crashing onto the floor. The golden contract fluttered to the ground beside him, the last symbol of his freedom slipping away.

Adam lay there, dazed and breathless, the weight of Valentino’s control pressing down on him. But deep inside, a spark of defiance still burned. He wasn’t going to give in, not without a fight. He just had to figure out how to get out of this hellish mess.

But for now, Valentino had him right where he wanted him.

What Adam looks like in this AU!

Art from this video! Please check it out! It’s a great song!

[adam-the-dickmaster]

Is that the First Man, my eyes spy? Why helloooo, Adam-boy! How are you enjoying Hell? Is it as awful as you've probably been told by your ex-superiors? -👑 @prince-pruflas

Nah. This place is pretty chill and full of really hot bitches to tame.

Still fuckin' stinks tho. -🎸

[ask-amnesiac-dickmaster]

Adam..?

-@excorcist-lute

Adam's eyes widened upon hearing a familiar voice saying his name, and whispered that person's name back.

"... Lute?"

[nyasha-parashaa33]

ASK Adam is open.

ask him questions using the “questions” button in my account and use this symbol -->🍒<--

Adam: who the fuck are you?¡

[adams-sinful-wings]

got any Valentine’s Day “Plans?”

Adam leans back against the wall of an alleyway near a bar, his fingers tapping irritably on his swollen belly as he glares at the Valentine’s Day crowd passing by outside.

Adam: Valentine’s Day, huh? Fantastic. Just what I needed—another reminder that no one wants to go near me. Like, really near me. Don’t get me wrong, I’m used to being alone, but today? It’s just one big pile of ‘fuck me, right?’

[fallen-abel]

would you want to be a parent?

Abel: *brain stops working for a few seconds* Me?! A parent?! *takes a nervous breath* I uh…I don’t think I’d be a good parent. Plus it’s not like I can just find someone to make a baby with!

Adam: Abel. Trust me. There are PLENTY of beings you can fuck.

Abel: *hides his face* DAD!!! I DON’T WANT TO JUST HAVE SEX! I’M SAVING MYSELF FOR LOVE!

Adam: WAIT A DAMN SECOND?! YOU’RE STILL A VIRGIN?!

Abel: Yeah so?

Adam: YOU’VE EXISTED SINCE BASICALLY THE START OF HUMANITY AND YOU’RE A VIRGIN?!

Abel: YES DAD! I’M A VIRGIN! WHY DO YOU CARE?!

Adam: *pales* I’ve failed as a father…

[ask-adam-the-dickmaster]

“Adam when are we getting married?”

"You..you want to get MARRIED..? Right now, we are officially wife and husband." He ripped off his robe to reveal himself in a wedding dress "Yay, wedding bells!⚡"

[alastor-and-adam]

Does Evelyn have a favorite color to wear or do Adam and Alastor just put her in their's

Alastor: I dress Evelyn in the cutest outfits! Rosie helps with picking out an adorable wardrobe! All classics!

Adam: You make her look like a doll. Like an old vintage cursed doll.

Alastor: Oh really? Need I remember you of the horrendous things you’ve bought for our baby to wear?!

What Adam has bought for Evelyn to wear:

Adam: What?! Those are great onesies!

Alastor: *groans* Why do I love you?

Adam: Because I’m awesome~

[adam-n-dog]

It's been a long time, hasn't it, Adam?

Hello. Do I know you?