#ask adam

[the-real-dickmaster]

“HEY, YOU!”

“YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, I’M TALKING TO YOU, BITCH!”

“THE FIRST MAN NEEDS YOU TO HELP SOMEONE!”

“THIS PERSON NEEDS HELP AS SOON AS FUCKING POSSIBLE!!”

“THEY NEED DONATIONS TO PAY FOR THEIR MEDICAL ALERT SERVICE DOG’S TRAINING!!”

“Here is their GoFundMe page below.”

https://gofund.me/ec8376ce

“And if you yourself can’t donate, don’t have a bank account, or don’t have the money. The least you can do is to reblog this post.”

“If you can’t do it, reblogging means that more people will be able to see this post. And there’s a chance that THEY will be able to help.”

“Seriously, they’ve only reached 7 PERCENT OF THEIR GOAL. Every reblog count.”

“Tags also help too.”

((OOC: Here is a more detailed description from their GoFundMe about their situation.))

“Hello, my name is Cameron. In a world filled with uncertainty, my life has been a constant battle against panic disorder. Every day, I face the overwhelming fear of sudden panic attacks that can strike at any moment. But amidst the darkness, there is a glimmer of hope - a new service dog that could change My life forever. This is a journey towards finding safety and independence, and how your support can make all the difference.

Imagine living in a constant state of fear, where even the simplest tasks become daunting challenges. For Me panic disorder has turned my life into a never-ending rollercoaster of anxiety. The fear of experiencing a panic attack has confined me to the walls of his own home, leaving me isolated and dependent on others for even the most basic needs.

But there is a ray of hope for me that could break through the darkness. A service dog trained in medical alert can provide me with the support I desperately needs. These incredible Canines can be trained to detect the early signs of a panic attack, allowing me to take necessary precautions and find a safe space before it escalates. With a service dog by my side, I can regain my independence and face the world with newfound confidence!!!!!

...Unfortunately, the cost of obtaining a trained service dog is beyond my reach. The extensive training, veterinary care, and ongoing support required for these remarkable dogs come at a significant expense. As I rely on the generosity of donors, I humbly reach out to you, hoping that you can help me on my journey, OUR journey towards a brighter future.

Your donation can make a world of difference in My life. By contributing to my GoFundMe campaign, you are not only helping me obtain a service dog but also giving me the chance to break free from the chains of panic disorder and hallucinations... Your support will provide me with a loyal, obedient companion who will be by my side, offering comfort, safety, and protection during my most vulnerable moments, keeping me out of danger and harm.

My story is one of resilience, determination, and the power of human kindness. With your support, I can overcome the limitations imposed by panic disorder, hallucinations and embrace a life filled with hope, independence, and freedom.

Please! together, let's make My dream of a new service dog, a new comfort, a new safety, a new life, a new chance, a reality. Donate today and be a part of my journey towards a brighter, safer future!!”

[birdemethuzunum]

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Sen halimden anlarsın.

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Kimse duymasın.

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Dokunarak uçalım

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İşte yalnız sen varsın.

Öyle halsizim ki hiç sorma

Anlarsın.

Cahit KÜLEBİ

[ask-adam-the-dickmaster]

what’s lute like in bed

"Uhh... Awesome Sauce... amazing..!⚡"

[gawbass]

Adam can you skate 🛹👹

[alastors-airwaves]

hey adam, following the last question you got, how many kids HAVE you had? as well as any other impregnated sillies how many kids y'all had

Adam: Uh well…everyone knows about Cain and Abel…some know about Seth…those are my boys. And I have my daughters Aclima and Azura. Abel…well, his soul just vanished after his death. Cain is cursed to walk the Earth and can’t die (that’s his punishment for the first murder) and Seth was in Heaven. Aclima and Azura…well they maybe down here somewhere.

Husk: I had a kid before. Her name was Freya. She was Pride and joy for a long time…until…she got really sick and died…

Alastor: I never had sex so no offspring until now!

[adam-aka-the-dickmaster]

Is it Tiring for Lute to take care of you?

I myself think it isn't. Why should it be?? She's taking care of the Dickmaster, the head honcho, the First Man! She should consider it a fucking honor.

[adam-the-dickmaster]

Is that the First Man, my eyes spy? Why helloooo, Adam-boy! How are you enjoying Hell? Is it as awful as you've probably been told by your ex-superiors? -👑 @prince-pruflas

Nah. This place is pretty chill and full of really hot bitches to tame.

Still fuckin' stinks tho. -🎸

[ask-amnesiac-dickmaster]

Adam..?

-@excorcist-lute

Adam's eyes widened upon hearing a familiar voice saying his name, and whispered that person's name back.

"... Lute?"

[adam-the-first-man]

Hey how are you man

Anyway questionn

Smash or Pass

Lute Peter Lucifer

"Good man. I mean, they are all hot as fuck, but I'm going to pass Lucifer for the fact he took both my wives, smash for the other two."

[adamshallperish]

✒️ your handwriting looks just like my dad’s <3

[adam-n-dog]

It's been a long time, hasn't it, Adam?

Hello. Do I know you?

[the-real-dickmaster]

Hi Son, I am God. I just want to tell you that I love you and that I support your exterminations, keep it up. Just be a little more sadistic with the sinners, those bastards deserve no mercy.

(PD: adoro este blog :D )

“Yes Father.”

((This is what it made me think of lmao))

[nyasha-parashaa]

🍒 / adam, how did you get to be so silly??!!?

[ask-adam-the-dickmaster]

“Adam when are we getting married?”

"You..you want to get MARRIED..? Right now, we are officially wife and husband." He ripped off his robe to reveal himself in a wedding dress "Yay, wedding bells!⚡"

[ask-guitarstatic]

Adam, do you and Vox have an Animal Crossing town together?

Technically, it's called Sinners' crossing in Hell, and yes! I mostly let Vox deal with the decoration side of things though. The dude wants everything organized in it's own, neat little corner. It's adorable.

I mostly have fun filling the museum and stuff.

[alastors-airwaves]

Hi Adam✌️

Bunny: Okay my post got deleted and related posts also got deleted 😞 so I’m rewriting it here

Adam: Sup 🤙

Alastor: Why are you here?

Adam: Oh I’m here for my kid.

Alastor: Well I’m sorry for being the bearer of bad news but Lucifer miscarried the baby you were originally carrying.

Adam: Yeah I know. Kinda hard to not realize that when he’s apparently pregnant with someone else’s kid.

Alastor: If you know that then why are you here?

Adam: I already told you. I’m here for MY kid. As in the one I know you gave birth to.

Alastor: *tries to laugh* Oh not this nonsense again. Adam. My baby is not yours.

Adam: Yeah she is. Now give Daisy to me now!

Alastor: Daisy? How did you know her middle name? Her first name is —

Adam: Uh no! I will not have a child whose name is even remotely similar to that bitch.

Alastor: She was named after my mother.

Adam: Well your mother was —

Alastor: S A Y O N E M O R E W O R D A N D I ‘ L L T U R N Y O U R I N S I D E S O U T!

Adam: *stops talking* My bad. I forgot how you people get emotional over ‘rents. Glad I’m the OG Dad! Ain’t never had to worry about that.

Alastor: Your lack of discipline was already evident *sighs* Adam…you are mistaken. Evelyn is my daughter. Only my daughter. Now go away.

Adam: I know she’s mine Deer-boy. You can’t deny that. I know it was our fight that created her and I don’t want to be a deadbeat. So just…let me be around for her.

Alastor: You are not responsible for Evelyn. So you don’t need to worry about her.

Adam: GIVE ME MY FUCKING BABY!

Alastor: And you’re not welcome in this hotel! Goodbye! *uses shadow magic to throw Adam out of the hotel*