#ask Valentino

[subbymothpimp]

Colors that look amazing on Angel. Just love that scale of bruises...

I love you (but they're making you pretend) - a+e

#F087AA, #D769AF, #A51EA5, #7319AF, #412396, #2D1464

[subbymothpimp]

@damian-morningstar

"you fucking licked Charlie?!"

Have a pissed prince))

Hii))

*scoffs*

Oh please. That little whore stealing bitch tasted like regret and failure.

Now papi Lucifer on the other hand... I'd never say no to a twinky short king...

[askradiostatic]

Rating the characters on this blog:

Vox: 8.9 (loses points for being capitalist scum)

Valentino: 4 (he gets points for the wings, antennae, and extra arms)

Alastor: 999999999999999+ (did nothing wrong ever in his life, the murders were incredibly sexy of him actually)

"The fuck you mean I'm not a 10!!"

"Your loss~"

"I... Didn't like that.'

[pimpin-not-simpin-moth]

Hey Val I got a cursed Fleshlite if you write anyone's real name on it they'll feel any pipe you're laying. Have fun.

OOooh~ What a thoughtful gift, carino.

I'll be sure to have plenty of fun with it.

*scribbles Arackniss' name on it* @ask-arackniss-official

There, that will teach that paranoid motherfucker.

~ Valentino, Overlord of Lust & Depravity

[pimpdaddyval]

Vox or Angel

"My Voxxy of course~"

[subbymothpimp]

Come fuck me up, whores... daddy's ready for you~♡

Send anon hate to my muse! :^)

Make it angsty, make it silly, do whatever you want! Go ham!!! Just let my muse know how much of a menace to society they are! Do it coward :^)

[askhuskgamblingbartender]

hey guys follow @pimpdaddyval

it's a valentino ask blog

[valentinos-club-xoxo]

Valentino : Open rp

Valentino is sitting at one of the booths in the VIP section of the club. A sinner on each side of him; practically hanging off his arms. His infamous red smoke hanging in the air, making it hazy and thick.

Oc/n watches him take a long drink, as he eyes up the patrons in the club around him.

Do you approach him?

/// Art is NOT mine. It is @kheetos idk what platform.

[minimanuke]

This image was MADE for them

[subbymothpimp]

Oh big boo-hoo, woe is you.

What was your reaction when you saw yourself as an anthropomorphic cat with wings?

I hated it. Still do. It just… ain’t me. I’m a man, not some animal, some cat. I was dehumanized during my lifetime, and now I’m dehumanized after death.

[subbymothpimp]

Is lavender moth repellant? I gave Charlie lavender bathbombs for her birthday and now Vaggie seems to hate me even more than before.

...

Is that why Vox keeps trashing my lavender bathbombs?

I don't fucking-

Wait, that flat-chested chick is a moth?

[askradiostatic]

Here is my RadioStatic ask blog

For context, they are not together (yet). Alastor, Vox, and Valentino are available for asks.

There shouldn't be much consistency here, but if big events happen I will try to stick to them

Alastor has a cat named Dapper

I said ask them anything... But, there are rules:

BE NICE TO VALENTINO. I'm sorry, I know everyone else hates him, but he is my precious moth and I will not tolerate bullying or threatening him... Only if he hurts Vox, then insult him all you like. I'm not good at it, so I'm sorry, but no oc interactions.

[onesidedradiostatic]

The most unrealistic thing about fanon Vox owning an Alastor body pillow isn't the fact he has it at all... it's that he managed to get a clear enough picture in full color to put on the pillow

LMAOOOOOOOO LITERALLY BUT. BUT. consider. he commissioned a really good artist to make really realistic art of alastor so it's technically not an actual picture of alastor.

slightly related but I have this joke written in my head where vox and val get into an argument and in an attempt to placate him, val says he'll commission someone to make a very sexy painting of alastor for him. meanwhile, back in the hotel, lucifer gets a ping on his phone and says "someone just asked me to make a sexy painting of alastor for $50k" and alastor is standing there just.

a what.

[subbymothpimp]

Why the fuck is that bitch princess on the list and I am not?

Who are your five favorite people in the whole world?

In this particular order:

Fat Nuggets

Husk ( @ask-husker )

Molly

Cherri Bomb

Charlie

[pimpdaddyval]

Fuck you

"Oh, sweetheart, is that the best you can do? Anonymous insults are so... pedestrian. If you're gonna curse me out, at least have the balls to do it to my face. But hey, if you're looking to get fucked, I'm sure we can arrange something more... entertaining than your little outburst. Just remember, in Hell, everything comes with a price - and I always collect."

[smthaboutuss]

Some V doodls, they make me feel fuzzy like an electrically charged balloon..

First pic was for u anon, I imagine Vel is kinda protective of him lol!