#hazbin hotel role play blog

[pimpin-not-simpin-moth]

@sweetauntrosie

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO TRY AND STEAL ONE OF MY EMPLOYEES!!

ESPECIALLY MY TOP STAR

~ Valentino, Overlord of Lust & Desire

[ask-arackniss-official]

( @pimpin-not-simpin-moth if you want to do this in person rp thing)

Arackniss stood impatiently at the meet up spot he designated. It was a café off in a rather technologically weak area of hell where stuff are more old fashioned

"That fucker better show up, or im storming the Vee's penthouse myself...."

[radio-alastor]

Next week’s show will focus on the Vees, with a special guest star that I threatened.

[ask-henroin]

I edited the invitations this year

[husk-not-whiskers]

// hello everyone! I am looking for some new role play partners

I’m interested in telling a story. I really enjoy writing and I want to do more of that.

I’m fine with almost dynamics, just not sexual

And to have fun ofc!

[pimpin-not-simpin-moth]

Isn’t it a little impossible to have a ‘nice night in’ when I’ve got Angel with me for the entire day and most of the night?

Silly kitten.

But you know, you’re always welcome by the studio old friend. We should catch up

~ Valentino, Overlord of Lust & Depravity

Husk… I am so sorry to do this… but Val is making me do a 20 hour shift on Friday after I got an attitude with him. So… we can’t go on our date…

@spiderdemonangel

Twenty hours... I'm sorry. How can I help? And don't worry about it; I'll cook us up something and we'll have a nice night in, alright?

[pimpin-not-simpin-moth]

Val, please leave my sister alone…

@spiderdemonangel

But she’s such a great stylist! She made me look even more beautiful than I already am. ✨🥰🥰✨

I’m thinking of asking Velvette to hire her full-time & be moved to the tower

~ Valentino, Overlord of Lust & Depravity

[ask-arackniss-official]

Why are you so short? Lmfao

Idk, why are you unloved by your parents, huh?

[radio-alastor]

Did you know that one of the Vees licked the princess of Hell on the arm? It would be a shame if Lucifer himself found out about this.

[ask-henroin]

I can’t believe people celebrate Christmas down here. Not me, even if I could get my ungrateful children to visit.

[husk-not-whiskers]

My fave would you rather question: Would you rather be stuck in a rom-com with your worst enemy, or a horror movie with your best friend?

“Isn’t my afterlife already a fuckn’ horror movie?”

“I’ll take the horror movie.”

[pimpin-not-simpin-moth]

Merry early Christmas.

*hands Val a box*

“Don’t drop it.”

@fashion-bitch-velvette

Valentino perks up at being handed a gift and grins widely.

"OOOOoooh present's." He said, gleefully. Before ripping it open without care to find the gift inside.

He squints, at seeing the darkness inside the box before looking up at Velvette. "Where the hell is the gift Velvette?"

~ Valentino, Overlord of Lust & Depravity

[ask-arackniss-official]

Congratulations on coming out Arackniss, as the best looking of the spider siblings. You are bound to have a ton guys interested.😜 Knock em dead handsome.

Awe, thank you.

Sadly, my paranoia causes me to drive people away

[radio-alastor]

You think you'd ever want to go for redemption?

Darling, I would have to think redemption is possible first.

[ask-henroin]

If my dumbass son breaks in, drunk in the middle of the night, and tries to beat the crap out of me, and then I have him locked in a room… does that count as kidnapping?

[ask-husker]

I don't "work" for anyone.

Kiss/slap Husk?

Hmmmm kiss kiss ♥

No hesitation, he's an absolute cutie.