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ask-husker · 22 hours ago
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I don't "work" for anyone.
Kiss/slap Husk?
Hmmmm kiss kiss ♥
No hesitation, he's an absolute cutie.
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overlordvoxofthevees · 1 month ago
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Why are you friends with Rosie? I thought you hated non-V overlords? Plus, didn't you cheer when her cannibals were being exterminated by angels at the hotel?
Okay, guess I have to set some things straight.
First off, I’ve known Rosie since I was just a regular sinner. So I’ve known her decades longer than I’ve been an Overlord. When I first landed in hell, I landed right in front of her and Bambi.
So, she’s been one constant figure in my afterlife. Of course I don’t hate her.
Also I didn’t cheer when her cannibals were being exterminated. I was cheering at the way the stupid hotel was loosing the fight. And also when, that radio mother fucker lost against the first man. And high tailed it out.
Just ask @sweetauntrosie neither of us actually hate each other, as we make it seem in the eye of the public. That’s just mostly for alastor’s benefit
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onesidedradiostatic · 10 months ago
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Vox winning just reminds me of that one post with like 50K+ notes that's like "the best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone" glad we can all clearly agree on that
yeah. yeah. you know at this point vox and lucifer should just have a pathetic-off instead of a "who's hotter" showdown
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POINTS FOR AND AGAINST:
Lucifer
FOR
debuts making stupid ducks alone while not talking to his daughter
and is thus pathetic from the get-go
his wife left him
first words to his daughter for the first time she called HIM in years was "HEY BITCH"
almost managed to lose custody of his daughter to someone who only knew her for less than half a year
can't get his daughter's girlfriend's name right
AGAINST
he pulled lilith
possibly pulled eve too
he's literally the all-powerful king of hell and could probably beat your ass
actually managed to mend his relationship with his daughter
Vox
FOR
lost his own diss track against his rival
sings an entire number about not giving a fuck about his rival's return while being the only person TO give a fuck
tried to physically block a radio, an AUDIO output device as if it'd stop anything, failed at doing even that
his screen calls out the reason for his crashes and he seemingly can't control it
causes a city-wide blackout because his rival announced to everyone he rejected him
there is a non-zero possibility he was/is in love with said rival but said rival will never love him back
purposely avoided going to an overlords meeting and called his co-worker up at the very last minute to attend for him
the guy he appointed as a spy ended up being the very person to prove a sinner can be redeemed
episode 8
AGAINST
he is capable in literally any context outside of alastor
debuts actually acting cunning
capable of coming up with something on the spot without hesitation (voxtek angelic security)
feared by his employees
able to use manipulative language to stop val from going after the hotel
able to interpret val's "put something inside them" comment as appointing a spy
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the-grand-av3 · 9 months ago
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Question to Alastor (but the rest can hear it too), are Hust and Angel Dust dating?
Indeed! Quite the duo, I'd've never imagined it!
Matching necklaces~
Hm.
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overlordvoxofthevees · 6 days ago
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Absolutely, never again.
And that’s saying a lot, as little things in hell scare me.
I feel like playing hide and seek w the Vees would be really fun because I bet there's a shit ton of places to hide in the Vees Tower.
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Dont believe them! @subbymothpimp and @overlordvoxofthevees are overreacting. It was actually so much fun!!
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v-vox-v · 5 months ago
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‘Oh my gosh I love Vox so much!’
Meanwhile Vox:
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the-radio-demon-blog · 6 months ago
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Ashh rushes into the hotel, visibly distressed. "Al!" She calls out, rushing over to Alastor and latching onto his side. "Al, there's a man with a TV head harassing me!" She cries. "He keeps trying to make me join his little group; The Vees, I think they were called? I don't remember, but he was following me!" She fusses, gripping his arm like her life depends on it.
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Sighs.
"The Vees are doing what now?" Alastor manages to get his arm free from her grip. He twirls his radio cane and starts sauntering off towards the exit. "I'll go deal with it, my dear."
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backboneofthevees · 7 months ago
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!! ‐Velvette (and Vox, I guess. Art made by yours truly!)
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*sells Vox Alastor's adoptive daughter, @hophopscotch then runs away to not be killed by Alastor*
Finally, something I can use against him! MUAAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
[Vox doesn’t actually know what the hell to do with this. He puts the girl in a jail.]
Hostage… He’ll have to pay ransom to get YOU back, little one. And the ransom will be EXPENSIVE! >:D
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voxasks · 9 months ago
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How big is your dick? 🥵
“never  measured  it  because  i'm  not,  i  don't  know—brad  from  high  school  tryna  convince  his  football  teammates  that  he's  the  shit,  but  from  past  experiences  maybe  eight?  nine?  all  i  know  is  that  it  gets  the  g-spot.”
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themediademons · 2 months ago
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hello pookies how’s it going
“My dear, do be a tad more simplistic. What are these pookies you’re referring to?”
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“They’re referring to us, Alastor.”
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“Ah, so those frivolous phrases you folks are creating.”
“That’s one way to put it.”
“As the young kids say, it do be bussin respectfully.”
“Don’t ever fucking say that again.”
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overlordvoxofthevees · 1 month ago
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That’s good to hear. Because you know I already love you Tino.
And your a moth
Would you love Voxxy even if he wouldnt be CEO of Voxtek or as rich and famous as you?
Yes. I would love him if he was a fucking worm. Next question.
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overlordvoxofthevees · 2 months ago
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If Valentino was shorter he would be so much more manageable
Ha!
That’s what you think. He’d be a diva no matter how tall or short he is.
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hazbinsponsoredbyvee · 2 months ago
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BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA I CANNOT—
—bird anon
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"Hilarious. I'm not Al's fucking stalker."
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"The fact that you have hidden upwards of thirty cameras in my room since moving into the hotel says otherwise!"
"Well, if you'd stop destroying them, I'd stop planting more!"
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that-bitch-velvette · 11 months ago
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Is sleeping difficult when Vox and Val are loud as hell lmao
(Implied NSFW)
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"They're slowly turning me homophic. @pimpin-not-simpin-val KEEP IT THE FUCK DOWN!!"
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voxscientistau66 · 5 months ago
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