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Charlie and Vaggie, what's your favorite snack(s)?

"Obviously, Vaggie."

"Charlie! You can't just say that!"

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🐦‍⬛ anon

"Hey, Vaggie, isn't that our ship name?"

"Pretty sure it is, babe."

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BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA I CANNOT—

—bird anon

"Hilarious. I'm not Al's fucking stalker."

"The fact that you have hidden upwards of thirty cameras in my room since moving into the hotel says otherwise!"

"Well, if you'd stop destroying them, I'd stop planting more!"

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Vaggie! They made this a meme!

Who would you use this on?

"Most people in the hotel, honestly."

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Ms Vaggie? Does Charlie tickle you?

"All the time. It's how she wins half of our disagreements - I'll agree just to get her to stop. Only for things that aren't serious, though. And she's so adorable while doing it, it's hard to be mad."

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When you sneeze alastor, does is come out like a tiny deer bleat? That would be so cute!

"It does not."

"Liar."

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Says the guy who calls people things like 'dear' and 'darling' all the time. Hypocrisy much, Alastor?

"That is entirely different."

"And is this news? Alastor is the biggest hypocrite in Hell! He hates anyone calling him pet names, but he does it all the time to everyone else. And he hates anyone touching him, but he will be the first to violate your personal space. But there is a reason for it. He generally does those things to paint himself as superior and in control, and when that's turned back on him, he doesn't like it so much. Isn't that right, babe?"

"..."

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Bambi is the name of a deer who’s famous for losing his mom-

"..."

"Really wasn't thinking about it like that, Al."

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Be honest has anything like this ever happened

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Vaggie: hey what do you think red dress or black dress for tonight?

Charlie: oh I don’t know you look beautiful in whatever you decide

Vaggie: aw well thank you, but I’m actually having a hard time deciding so I’m hoping you could pick.

Charlie: either way you’re gonna be the prettiest one at the party. I love you so much babe

Vaggie: ok no I love you too and I know you think I’m beautiful and this isn’t a test. I just- which dress would you prefer to see me in tonight

Charlie: I prefer you just the way you are

Vaggie: oh my god. Hey Angel red dress or black?

Angel: black, red makes you look like a bitch

Vaggie: thank you

Angel: no problem

"That has definitely happened a time or two."

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Charlie, Vaggie, what was your first date like? Who was the first to ask to go out together? What did you do together?

"Oh, it was great! I asked her out and we went on a picnic and a walk! It was wonderful!"

*laughs* "What? It was a disaster! I totally freaked out and killed that guy for getting too close to you!"

"Yeah, well, that was kind of hot..."

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What is everyone's favorite Christmas movie of all times?

"I've come ta' like Home Alone!"

"I like White Christmas."

"A Christmas Story is hard ta' beat!"

"Are we counting Nightmare Before Christmas? Because that's my answer."

"Oh, I really like A Christmas Carol!"

"I'll go with Unaccompanied Minors. I thought that shit looked so fun when I was a kid!"

"Oh, I filmed a great Christmas porno a few years back..."

"National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation."

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Vaggie you stand accused of being thicker than a bowl of oatmeal and having thighs that can crush a watermelon. If found guilty you'll be sentence to 14 hours Charlie kisses.

How do you plead

"Uh... what? Charlie, stop laughing! I guess... guilty?"

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Lucifer do you know how fucking adorable you are❤❤😭😭😭😭

"Uh, I think you misspelled 'sexy' there!"

"You're both."

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I have a bone to pick with Vaggie.

Do you even believe in Charlie's cause? Everyone shits on Al for not believing in it but out of everyone you really dislike sinners. You think the worst of them. You killed them for fuck's sake. And you keep that a secret from her for THREE YEARS! Y'all need therapy and y'all are a bit unhealthy. YOUR WHOLE DAMN WORLD REVOLVES AROUND HER

Let's be honest, if she left you, you wouldn't know what to do with yourself. You need to take care of yourself. You can't always depend on her and depend that you're always gonna be taking care of her.

We all know you love Charlie and you support her but you keep treating her like a naive child to be taken care of. She's a full grown ass woman.

-bitchy anon

"I do believe in Charlie's cause! I believe in it so much. And I will do whatever is necessary to make it a reality. To atone for everything I did. But I didn't know anything else when I was an angel! I was told that my sole purpose was to kill Sinners, I thought it was right and just, but that was just lies that I'd been fed by Heaven. And then I met Charlie, and I just wanted to put all of that behind me. To believe in something better. And even if she didn't want to be together anymore, I would still fight for this future.

"I know Charlie isn't a child, but she doesn't know Heaven like I do. She wants to believe the best of them, but I know better. I just don't want to see her hurt."

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Angel, Husk, thank you so much for the birthday wishes! I had a great day that day. I even went and saw that new Deadpool movie with Wolverine in it. Also, I found this on Facebook the other day and I thought it was the cutest art ever. What do you think?

"Oh, that is so cute! Dontcha think, Husk?"

"Heh. Yeah, it is."

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Al I know you're going to lie, so I want vox and Lucifer to answer this. Does he also bleat when he's startled?

"Not that I've seen - or heard, I guess."

"Well, it is pretty rare. It only happens when he trusts someone enough to fully relax around them. It's adorable!"