#hazbin queued

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Do any of you guys remember losing your virginities?

"Heh, pretty sure Alastor's the only one here who's lost their virginity recently enough to remember!"

"And how embarrassing it would be for you if I said I didn't!"

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Charlie and Vaggie, what's your favorite snack(s)?

"Obviously, Vaggie."

"Charlie! You can't just say that!"

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie chaggie

🐦‍⬛ anon

"Hey, Vaggie, isn't that our ship name?"

"Pretty sure it is, babe."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Vaggie! They made this a meme!

Who would you use this on?

"Most people in the hotel, honestly."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Ms Vaggie? Does Charlie tickle you?

"All the time. It's how she wins half of our disagreements - I'll agree just to get her to stop. Only for things that aren't serious, though. And she's so adorable while doing it, it's hard to be mad."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Be honest has anything like this ever happened

⬇️

Vaggie: hey what do you think red dress or black dress for tonight?

Charlie: oh I don’t know you look beautiful in whatever you decide

Vaggie: aw well thank you, but I’m actually having a hard time deciding so I’m hoping you could pick.

Charlie: either way you’re gonna be the prettiest one at the party. I love you so much babe

Vaggie: ok no I love you too and I know you think I’m beautiful and this isn’t a test. I just- which dress would you prefer to see me in tonight

Charlie: I prefer you just the way you are

Vaggie: oh my god. Hey Angel red dress or black?

Angel: black, red makes you look like a bitch

Vaggie: thank you

Angel: no problem

"That has definitely happened a time or two."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Charlie, Vaggie, what was your first date like? Who was the first to ask to go out together? What did you do together?

"Oh, it was great! I asked her out and we went on a picnic and a walk! It was wonderful!"

*laughs* "What? It was a disaster! I totally freaked out and killed that guy for getting too close to you!"

"Yeah, well, that was kind of hot..."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Vaggie you stand accused of being thicker than a bowl of oatmeal and having thighs that can crush a watermelon. If found guilty you'll be sentence to 14 hours Charlie kisses.

How do you plead

"Uh... what? Charlie, stop laughing! I guess... guilty?"

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

I have a bone to pick with Vaggie.

Do you even believe in Charlie's cause? Everyone shits on Al for not believing in it but out of everyone you really dislike sinners. You think the worst of them. You killed them for fuck's sake. And you keep that a secret from her for THREE YEARS! Y'all need therapy and y'all are a bit unhealthy. YOUR WHOLE DAMN WORLD REVOLVES AROUND HER

Let's be honest, if she left you, you wouldn't know what to do with yourself. You need to take care of yourself. You can't always depend on her and depend that you're always gonna be taking care of her.

We all know you love Charlie and you support her but you keep treating her like a naive child to be taken care of. She's a full grown ass woman.

-bitchy anon

"I do believe in Charlie's cause! I believe in it so much. And I will do whatever is necessary to make it a reality. To atone for everything I did. But I didn't know anything else when I was an angel! I was told that my sole purpose was to kill Sinners, I thought it was right and just, but that was just lies that I'd been fed by Heaven. And then I met Charlie, and I just wanted to put all of that behind me. To believe in something better. And even if she didn't want to be together anymore, I would still fight for this future.

"I know Charlie isn't a child, but she doesn't know Heaven like I do. She wants to believe the best of them, but I know better. I just don't want to see her hurt."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Angel, Husk, thank you so much for the birthday wishes! I had a great day that day. I even went and saw that new Deadpool movie with Wolverine in it. Also, I found this on Facebook the other day and I thought it was the cutest art ever. What do you think?

"Oh, that is so cute! Dontcha think, Husk?"

"Heh. Yeah, it is."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Cool, souls owned by the second hottest overlord...

My sisters gonna kill me for this XD

:] anon

"Wait, second hottest Overlord? I was named Hell's hottest, I'll have you know! Who are you saying is first?"

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

velvette, does your name is your real name or a nickname just like angel dust?

"Almost no one goes by their real name in Hell. We all take the chance to reinvent ourselves. Cause why wouldn' you, when you get the chance to be whoever you want?"

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Sinners what killed you when you were alive?

"Kind of personal, don't you think? Our deaths are just about the last thing any of us want to think about here. But for me, it was a heart attack."

"Yeah, I second what Husk said. Memories of dyin' ain't fun. It was a drug overdose. And no, it wasn' intentional."

"Seriously fuckin' personal. And I'm not goin' into detail, but I was murdered, okay?"

"I think it was poison..."

"I was shot by a hunter."

"I know I've answered this before. It was an electrical fire on set."

"Well, I wasn't going to let the police just take me quietly. I fought back and got shot in the process."

"It was a car wreck. No big deal, really."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Husk and Angel, y'all should kiss.

-soup anon

"Huh?"

"You can't just go around telling people to kiss."

"At least not without payin' 'em."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

So Charlie, Vaggie. You two have been together for a good while and I think you’re a cute couple but I have to know. Who made the first move?

"Aww, thank you! And I guess I kind of did, didn't I?"

"Yeah, you definitely did, babe. I didn't think I had a chance with you."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRoTHcfC/

What do you think you guys would be worth in 1600's currency

"I ain't worth shit. I know that much."

"Aw, come on, whiskers. I'd give a couple goats for you, at least!"