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Imma tell him!

So, Alastor. Bambi is a fictional deer from a book and movie of the same name. Basically, its mom is shot and killed by a hunter with dogs, and it has to grow up on its own with some animal friends. That’s basically all I remember, haha.

"Is that so? Vox? What do you have to say about where this little 'nickname' you have for me comes from?"

"Heh. It's a cute deer - you're a cute deer. It's no deeper than that!"

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Lucifer do you know how fucking adorable you are❤❤😭😭😭😭

"Uh, I think you misspelled 'sexy' there!"

"You're both."

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To everyone (val and velvette included) what would everyone consider there guilty pleasures?

"Oh, I never feel guilty about pleasure, baby."

"Reality TV, I guess."

"I guess keeping an eye on everyone and everything. But I don't feel guilty about it!"

"Oh, gossip, I suppose!"

"Uh, drugs, I guess."

"Mmm, probably junk food!"

"I guess stealin' shit would probably qualify."

"Gee, I wonder."

"Well, I mean, probably rubber ducks! But also I have a big sweet tooth."

"I like playing with the bugs before I kill them!"

"I've been known to binge watch TV, I guess."

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So, Al, I'm not sure if this counts as a personal question or not, but what drove you to start killing anyway? Were you caught?

"Well, I don't think I've ever told the full story over here, so why not? When I was 19, there was a man who did not take kindly to my mother's rejection of him. He'd made several disrespectful passes at her over the years, and this time, he hit her when she said 'no' and attempted to force himself on her."

"The commotion got my attention, and the brute backed off when I entered the room. He was a well-respected man with money and my mother was Creole - no one would do anything about what he'd done to her. So, I decided to take matters into my own hands. I never told my mother, of course, and I didn't kill anyone else until after she passed away a couple years later. It was just an itch I was quite desperate to scratch again. And no, I was never caught until my death."

"And even after his death, there were still people saying he wasn't the killer. I mean, officially, there were 36 murders attributed to Alastor Ardoin, but there were those conspiracy theorists who said that he was innocent and must've just been in the wrong place at the wrong time, gathering information for his radio show. Idiots. I always thought those theories were bullshit."

"Also, my final count was 37."

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Bambi is the name of a deer who’s famous for losing his mom-

"..."

"Really wasn't thinking about it like that, Al."

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Alastor, what are your thoughts on this very polite, very demure gentleman?

—bird anon

"I like his style."

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Charlie and Vaggie, what's your favorite snack(s)?

"Obviously, Vaggie."

"Charlie! You can't just say that!"

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🐦‍⬛ anon

"Hey, Vaggie, isn't that our ship name?"

"Pretty sure it is, babe."

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Vaggie! They made this a meme!

Who would you use this on?

"Most people in the hotel, honestly."

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Ms Vaggie? Does Charlie tickle you?

"All the time. It's how she wins half of our disagreements - I'll agree just to get her to stop. Only for things that aren't serious, though. And she's so adorable while doing it, it's hard to be mad."

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Be honest has anything like this ever happened

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Vaggie: hey what do you think red dress or black dress for tonight?

Charlie: oh I don’t know you look beautiful in whatever you decide

Vaggie: aw well thank you, but I’m actually having a hard time deciding so I’m hoping you could pick.

Charlie: either way you’re gonna be the prettiest one at the party. I love you so much babe

Vaggie: ok no I love you too and I know you think I’m beautiful and this isn’t a test. I just- which dress would you prefer to see me in tonight

Charlie: I prefer you just the way you are

Vaggie: oh my god. Hey Angel red dress or black?

Angel: black, red makes you look like a bitch

Vaggie: thank you

Angel: no problem

"That has definitely happened a time or two."

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Charlie, Vaggie, what was your first date like? Who was the first to ask to go out together? What did you do together?

"Oh, it was great! I asked her out and we went on a picnic and a walk! It was wonderful!"

*laughs* "What? It was a disaster! I totally freaked out and killed that guy for getting too close to you!"

"Yeah, well, that was kind of hot..."

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Vaggie you stand accused of being thicker than a bowl of oatmeal and having thighs that can crush a watermelon. If found guilty you'll be sentence to 14 hours Charlie kisses.

How do you plead

"Uh... what? Charlie, stop laughing! I guess... guilty?"

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I have a bone to pick with Vaggie.

Do you even believe in Charlie's cause? Everyone shits on Al for not believing in it but out of everyone you really dislike sinners. You think the worst of them. You killed them for fuck's sake. And you keep that a secret from her for THREE YEARS! Y'all need therapy and y'all are a bit unhealthy. YOUR WHOLE DAMN WORLD REVOLVES AROUND HER

Let's be honest, if she left you, you wouldn't know what to do with yourself. You need to take care of yourself. You can't always depend on her and depend that you're always gonna be taking care of her.

We all know you love Charlie and you support her but you keep treating her like a naive child to be taken care of. She's a full grown ass woman.

-bitchy anon

"I do believe in Charlie's cause! I believe in it so much. And I will do whatever is necessary to make it a reality. To atone for everything I did. But I didn't know anything else when I was an angel! I was told that my sole purpose was to kill Sinners, I thought it was right and just, but that was just lies that I'd been fed by Heaven. And then I met Charlie, and I just wanted to put all of that behind me. To believe in something better. And even if she didn't want to be together anymore, I would still fight for this future.

"I know Charlie isn't a child, but she doesn't know Heaven like I do. She wants to believe the best of them, but I know better. I just don't want to see her hurt."

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Angel, Husk, thank you so much for the birthday wishes! I had a great day that day. I even went and saw that new Deadpool movie with Wolverine in it. Also, I found this on Facebook the other day and I thought it was the cutest art ever. What do you think?

"Oh, that is so cute! Dontcha think, Husk?"

"Heh. Yeah, it is."

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Cool, souls owned by the second hottest overlord...

My sisters gonna kill me for this XD

:] anon

"Wait, second hottest Overlord? I was named Hell's hottest, I'll have you know! Who are you saying is first?"