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To everyone, name one thing you can and can’t live without

"I can live without many things - bad press and lazy workers among them. And I can't live without the latest VoxTek Assist! Available now!"

"Really, Vox?"

"What?"

"I can live without you peddling your useless products every five seconds. And I can't live without-"

*cough* "Attention." *cough*

"... Killing."

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Charlie and Vaggie, what's your favorite snack(s)?

"Obviously, Vaggie."

"Charlie! You can't just say that!"

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BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA I CANNOT—

—bird anon

"Hilarious. I'm not Al's fucking stalker."

"The fact that you have hidden upwards of thirty cameras in my room since moving into the hotel says otherwise!"

"Well, if you'd stop destroying them, I'd stop planting more!"

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🐦‍⬛ anon

"Hey, Vaggie, isn't that our ship name?"

"Pretty sure it is, babe."

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To everyone, who’s your ride or die?

"Rosie, of course!"

"Cherri all the way!"

"Damn right! And Angie's mine!"

"Well, Vaggie, of course!"

"Wouldn't say I have one."

"Umm... I guess probably Ozzie or Bee."

"Alastor!"

"Definitely Charlie."

"If I'm being honest, probably Velvette."

"Vox."

"It was Vox, but then he went and fucked off with Alastor."

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Vaggie! They made this a meme!

Who would you use this on?

"Most people in the hotel, honestly."

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Ms Vaggie? Does Charlie tickle you?

"All the time. It's how she wins half of our disagreements - I'll agree just to get her to stop. Only for things that aren't serious, though. And she's so adorable while doing it, it's hard to be mad."

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When you sneeze alastor, does is come out like a tiny deer bleat? That would be so cute!

"It does not."

"Liar."

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I can't stop giggling did y'all see the Vox chair?

—bird anon

"HA! There comes a point where such desperation is just sad."

"Oh, shut up. You know I didn't actually do that, right?"

"And yet, I would hardly be surprised if you had."

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Says the guy who calls people things like 'dear' and 'darling' all the time. Hypocrisy much, Alastor?

"That is entirely different."

"And is this news? Alastor is the biggest hypocrite in Hell! He hates anyone calling him pet names, but he does it all the time to everyone else. And he hates anyone touching him, but he will be the first to violate your personal space. But there is a reason for it. He generally does those things to paint himself as superior and in control, and when that's turned back on him, he doesn't like it so much. Isn't that right, babe?"

"..."

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Bambi is the name of a deer who’s famous for losing his mom-

"..."

"Really wasn't thinking about it like that, Al."

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Be honest has anything like this ever happened

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Vaggie: hey what do you think red dress or black dress for tonight?

Charlie: oh I don’t know you look beautiful in whatever you decide

Vaggie: aw well thank you, but I’m actually having a hard time deciding so I’m hoping you could pick.

Charlie: either way you’re gonna be the prettiest one at the party. I love you so much babe

Vaggie: ok no I love you too and I know you think I’m beautiful and this isn’t a test. I just- which dress would you prefer to see me in tonight

Charlie: I prefer you just the way you are

Vaggie: oh my god. Hey Angel red dress or black?

Angel: black, red makes you look like a bitch

Vaggie: thank you

Angel: no problem

"That has definitely happened a time or two."

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This is how a human radiostatic meeting would go

(Radiostatic fanart)

—bird anon

"That's hot."

"And accurate. Though not in the way that Vox is hoping."

"Let me dream!"

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Lucifer do you know how fucking adorable you are❤❤😭😭😭😭

"Uh, I think you misspelled 'sexy' there!"

"You're both."

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What’s everybody’s guilty pleasure?

"Oh, I never feel guilty about pleasure, baby."

"Reality TV, I guess."

"I guess keeping an eye on everyone and everything. But I don't feel guilty about it!"

"Oh, gossip, I suppose!"

"Uh, drugs, I guess."

"Mmm, probably junk food!"

"I guess stealin' shit would probably qualify."

"Gee, I wonder."

"Well, I mean, probably rubber ducks! But also I have a big sweet tooth."

"I like playing with the bugs before I kill them!"

"I've been known to binge watch TV, I guess."

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Charlie, Vaggie, what was your first date like? Who was the first to ask to go out together? What did you do together?

"Oh, it was great! I asked her out and we went on a picnic and a walk! It was wonderful!"

*laughs* "What? It was a disaster! I totally freaked out and killed that guy for getting too close to you!"

"Yeah, well, that was kind of hot..."