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[varkthesharkthing]

Mrrpp!

((He said intro))

Mrp mrrp!

((Translation: Welcome to my blog!))

Mrrp Mop mrrrrr!

((Hi, I'm mod. You can call me Sharky! I'll translate for our cutie patootie :D))

About Vark-

Hes a shark-thing

Nicknames are, Vark, V, or thing ((He/him/them/thing))

He was created by Vox ((In this rp))

He can't talk so i'll translate

You can ask him questions about Voxtech or backstory

Hes free to Rp with anyone

About Mod

I own like- Four other blogs

My nickname here is Sharky ((She/her but Idc what pronouns))^.^

I'm really friendly

I'm free to answer questions on his back story

Rules-

No hate y'all. It's not funny

Be respectful

No Nsfw

Other than that have fun!

MRRRRRRRRRRP!

**Disclaimer: I do not own Vark. All credit goes to whoever created him. I MADE UP BACKSTORY FOR LACK OF IT.***

**Also, I need fan art. Y'all up for it??**

[voxasks]

𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡, 𝐈'𝐝 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬!

𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗜 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗚𝗼𝗱 𝗩𝗼𝘅 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁 𝘁𝗮𝗽𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗜 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝘂𝗽 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹

"Alright  and  we  are  live!  Top  of  the  hour  and  we're  discussing  a  certain  nut  case  who  apparently  thinks  this  is  charming!  How  does  it  feel  to  be  walking  around  knowing  you're  just  a  bitch  in  heat?"

[zestialmorde]

Would you still love Carmilla if she was a worm?

“…But that is not a possibility? Sinners don’t just turn to worms. I suppose if I must give an answer… yes. She’d make a lovely worm. I’d build a terrarium she could stay in to be safe”

[appleasks]

Has Alastor ever taken a bite out of you? (in a cannibalistic way, not a romantic way lmao)

“haha  ...  i  don't  believe  i'd  even  let  him  get  within  cane-distance  from  me.”

[askoverlordcarmilla]

Yo, Jefe. Ya close with Concha, AKA @ask-vaggie ?

Can ya ask her why she’s never returned any a’ my calls while we were dating?

I mean, I know why, I just wanna hear it from her. -🚬

@exorcist-ava

While I didn’t know her during that period of her existence, I can make a few guesses based on her behavior. It seems she has a case of what we call in the Pride ring “basic bitch” syndrome. Confrontations of a physical or even deadly nature are as easy as breathing but anything that touches on emotions makes her retreat and avoid the source of the problem. You likely challenged her on an emotional level she was incapable of dealing with at the time. Considering she wasn’t truly capable of confronting that side of herself until she literally sprouted wings from the revelation, I’d say it’s a safe bet.

Also, you may address me as Doña Carmilla, and I’d like the name of the Exorcist brazen enough to demand answers from me for another’s behavior.

[ask-amnesiac-dickmaster]

Adam..?

-@excorcist-lute

Adam's eyes widened upon hearing a familiar voice saying his name, and whispered that person's name back.

"... Lute?"

[ask-husk-the-bartender]

Taylor looks over at Husk, “How’s the great and wise bartender doing today?”

"Eh, can't complain....(Or I could but who would care?)"

[emperor-kaiser]

Thinking of doing a Hazbin hotel or a Helluva Boss ask blog

Edit - I just saw the fucking auto correct 🤦 it’s supposed to be Moxxie, not Mozzie

[ask-sinner-guitarspear]

Adam: "Yo! What's up sinners? It's ya boi, fucking Adam! Aka the first ever man and Dickmaster supreme!"

Lute: "Greetings... Sinners of Hell, my name is Lute. Former lieutenant of the exorcists... and Adam's girlfriend." Lute blushes upon revealing their status relationship to the public.

Adam: "Aww! Love you too, Lutena, Babe!" Adam kisses his girlfriend's cheek.

Lute shyly blushes at Adam's affectionate allact and looks away while pouting cutely.

*Adam, and Lute are available for asks!*

[ask-retired-married-exorcists]

Lute lectures on Adam's naming problem!

Lute: "Adam, Sir, please don't name our newborn daughter that isn't inappropriate or crude. You're infamous in naming our Exorcists, Sir."

Adam: "The fuck your talking about, Bitch? I have never given any of my-"

Lute; "Titty, Boobies/Boobsy, Nipples, Clitty, Lace Panties, and Vajie Vagina. She was the last you gave a new identity nickname, Adam. 😑 "

Adam: 👀

Lute: "My name is also an inappropriate one. Lute isn't just an instrument you play... it's also a kind of prostitute, Sir. 😑"

Adam: "That's...kinda hot... coming from a hot woman who's also my third wife, Lute~ 👀😲😏😎

[askpilothhcrew]

"Hello everyone, and welcome to the Happy-er Hazbin Hotel. Sorry, but we recently changed our hotel's name due to the radio demon....anyway, I'm Charlotte Magne Morningstar or you can just call me Charlie! I'm the Princess of Hell, and the owner of this wonderful, fantastic, Hotel! My dream is to rehabilitate, and redeem every sinner because I know everyone one has a rainbow inside of them!"

Characters available for asks

Charlie

Vaggie

Alastor

Angel Dust

Husk

Nifty

Sir Pentious

Cherry Bomb

[voxasks]

Dear Mr Vox,

if you were to take on a romantic partner, what would you call them? How do you think the paparazzi would react? (Judging by your fan base, they could take it two ways) I’m always curious to learn more about my favorite overlord.

yours truly,

Chanel <3

"for  pet  names,  baby,  babe?  though  i  don't  really  like  using  'babe'  for  people  i  actually  like,  doll,  darling,  dollface,  sweetie,  sweetheart,  honey,  dear,  my  dear,  beautiful,  handsome,  bunny,  my  love,  though  you're  probably  not  gonna  hear  that  last  two  ever  because  i  save  that  for  my  nonexistent  spouse—and  as  for  the  paparazzi  ...  depends  on  the  kind  of  person  on  my  arm.  even  if  it  was  a  nobody  it's  going  to  stir  shit  nonetheless—'CEO  of  voxtek  going  out  with  sinner  trash!'  what  a  headline,  hahahahaha!  but  if  it  was  someone  with  a  status,  i'd  say  they'd  dumb  it  down  to  strategic  alliances  for  business  purposes  unless  there  are  explicit  photos  taken  of  us  making  out  or  something."

[zestialmorde]

Zestial’s phone chimes with a new message.

Hi it’s Jenn. Quick question. What’s the standard healing time on an injury from angelic steel?

@helluvahotelfan

Zestial stares at the screen for a long moment, stunned. He hadn't realized his device could do that. With an uncertain hand, he begins trying to form words using the few provided buttons on his Hellkia.

AsRt theE iN dbanger

After a moment, still unsure if his message made sense, he sends a second attempt to help convey his tone:

:(

[appleasks]

if it would help with the val issue, he licked your daughter's arm.

"hahahahahahahahahaha  ...  he  did  what?"

[askoverlordcarmilla]

*Niffty walks up to Carmilla, looking up at the tall figure*

“Hi!”

@niffty-gal

Can I help you?

[ask-amnesiac-dickmaster]

*Adam was outside of a large, and marvelous building.*

"I... I think this is the place..."