#hazbin hotel askblog

[queen-of-vees]

Boops her.

Thank you!

Boops them back

[zestialmorde]

Jenn approaches the cafe where Zestial often frequents and spies him - barely - inside. The soft bell chimes at her entrance and she gives the barista a smile and small nod as she makes her way to where Zestial had seated him.

“Hello, Zestial,” she greets. “How are you?”

@helluvahotelfan

Zestial glances up at the bell and he musters the friendliest smile he can as he spots Jenn "Dearest Jennifer! How doth it fare with thee? 'Tis been a while indeed! Hast thou received mine humble gift?"

[varkthesharkthing]

Mrrpp!

((He said intro))

Mrp mrrp!

*Pfp and picture above made by the wonderful @littlecircus1*

((Translation: Welcome to my blog!))

Mrrp Mop mrrrrr!

((Hi, I'm mod. You can call me Sharky! I'll translate for our cutie patootie :D))

About Vark-

Hes a shark-thing

Nicknames are, Vark, V, Varky, baby shark, or thing ((He/him/they/them/thing))

He stands like 9 feet tall on his back legs

He can hop to different universes

Hes got a different form. It’s when he’s mad.

He was created by Vox ((In this rp))

You can ask him questions about Voxtech or backstory

If he is angered he will call on a random Vox account to calm him down.

If Alastor is mentioned he will get mad and protective.

Try and hurt Vox and your asking for a death note.

About Mod

I own like- Four other blogs

Im minor. If that upsets you then sorry.

My nickname here is Sharky ((She/her but Idc what pronouns))

I'm free to answer any questions

Rules-

No hate y'all. It's not funny

Be respectful

No Nsfw

Other than that have fun!

MRRRRRRRRRRP!

Custom tags-

#Sharkie talks

((I talk))

#Mrop

((Vark talks/roleplays))

#Varks besties

((Vark rps with a partner))

Partners-

@penguinmaster9999

@traveling-monster

((Sam coming soon :3))

If you want to be a partner dm me!

Blogs I own: @vally-the-x-angel

@adeline-dust-rp

@that-one-birds-blog

@doveatheart

@vox-the-cg

NO ANONS YET :D

**Disclaimer: I do not own Vark. All credit goes to whoever created him.***

[voxasks]

𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡, 𝐈'𝐝 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬!

𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗜 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗚𝗼𝗱 𝗩𝗼𝘅 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁 𝘁𝗮𝗽𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗜 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝘂𝗽 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹

"Alright  and  we  are  live!  Top  of  the  hour  and  we're  discussing  a  certain  nut  case  who  apparently  thinks  this  is  charming!  How  does  it  feel  to  be  walking  around  knowing  you're  just  a  bitch  in  heat?"

[appleasks]

Has Alastor ever taken a bite out of you? (in a cannibalistic way, not a romantic way lmao)

“haha  ...  i  don't  believe  i'd  even  let  him  get  within  cane-distance  from  me.”

[askoverlordcarmilla]

Hola (with rizz) -😈

... can I help you in a way that won't end with your death?

[ask-amnesiac-dickmaster]

Adam..?

-@excorcist-lute

Adam's eyes widened upon hearing a familiar voice saying his name, and whispered that person's name back.

"... Lute?"

[ask-husk-the-bartender]

Taylor looks over at Husk, “How’s the great and wise bartender doing today?”

"Eh, can't complain....(Or I could but who would care?)"

[emperor-kaiser]

Thinking of doing a Hazbin hotel or a Helluva Boss ask blog

Edit - I just saw the fucking auto correct 🤦 it’s supposed to be Moxxie, not Mozzie

[maidniffty]

hi nifty!

Niffty suddenly appears inches from your face, her eye fixated on you with an intense, unwavering stare. "Hello! Who are you?"

[ask-sinner-guitarspear]

Adam: "Yo! What's up sinners? It's ya boi, fucking Adam! Aka the first ever man and Dickmaster supreme!"

Lute: "Greetings... Sinners of Hell, my name is Lute. Former lieutenant of the exorcists... and Adam's girlfriend." Lute blushes upon revealing their status relationship to the public.

Adam: "Aww! Love you too, Lutena, Babe!" Adam kisses his girlfriend's cheek.

Lute shyly blushes at Adam's affectionate allact and looks away while pouting cutely.

*Adam, and Lute are available for asks!*

[queen-of-vees]

"is Val gonna scalp and skin me?"

He's shaken

((yea Damian hates Val for harassing Charlie))

@damian-morningstar

Never.. he won't touch you Daim.. don't worry. I can't step into the other Vees affairs but they will NEVER lay a finger on you

[zestialmorde]

Would you still love Carmilla if she was a worm?

“…But that is not a possibility? Sinners don’t just turn to worms. I suppose if I must give an answer… yes. She’d make a lovely worm. I’d build a terrarium she could stay in to be safe”

[varkthesharkthing]

*A small child, around 9, walks up to park happily. it was a cat sinner, with white and pink fur, mimicking angeldusts patterns, but being more abstract*

"Sharkie!"

"Mirp?" ((Translation: Cat.)) *He sits and his tail wags slowly*

[voxasks]

you like sharks? omg me too! My favorite kind of sharks are hammerheads. Do you have any facts about hammerhead sharks?

"ahh,  hammerheads,  i  see!  which  species?  scalloped?  great?  smalleye?  carolina?  smooth?  scoophead?  i  personally  don't  have  a  preference,  i  used  to  like  the  bonnethead  until  i  saw  the  scalloped,  then  the  great,  then  the  scalloped  bonnethead,  then  the  carolina,  then  i  realized  i'd  never  be  able  to  choose  any  one  hammerhead  species!  as  for  facts,  let  me  think,  there's  too  many  interesting  ones  to  choose  from,  hmm  ...  this  one's  pretty  well  known  but  it  never  fails  to  fascinate  me  that  hammerheads  were  born  with  the  ability  to  use  their  heads  for  hunting,  thus  the  name  'hammerhead'!  isn't  that  neat?  their  odd  shape  serves  such  a  vital  purpose!  speaking  of  odd,  their  eyes  are  unable  see  the  front  view  but  are  able  to  turn  a  full  three  hundred  and  sixty  degrees!  oh  oh  oh,  and  they  like  swimming  closer  to  the  surface  which  means  they  evolved  to  be  able  to  develop  a  tan!  haha!  oh,  that's  a  little  long,  isn't  it?  well,  until  next  time,  my  dear  viewer!  thank  you  for  the  delightful  question,  i  had  so  much  fun!"

[appleasks]

if it would help with the val issue, he licked your daughter's arm.

"hahahahahahahahahaha  ...  he  did  what?"