#adam x alastor

[allastoredeer]

What if angels could break soul contracts and Alastor keeps taking L’s

Edit: The amazing HazbinVixen on AO3 wrote a fic based off of this comic "Breaks for Dates" and ya'll should give it a looksie if you're into Adam/Alastor.

[jowbokitten]

Doodle dump YAAAAAAAA

aka stuff that can't rly be posted on their own lolol

[dawnartzz]

HE’S MY COLLAR !! — ( angelicradio )

[m1lanes]

[luvelykiss]

Since Adam gets shipped with half the hellaverse,i thought why not draw all of the ships in one?

Welp, it's just something I forgot and unfortunately won't finish. Overall,I hope y'all like it :D

[mysticwolfentertainment]

I hate that i love this ship.

[ambrioletteels]

Idk what this ship name is but someone requested it. 👀 I have more of it and heart removed on Twitter.

[fivepandanights]

favorite Adam ship?

[katyakurae]

Oh my! What happened here?

Unexpected.

A little bit of digital practice. I don't think I fully render this but hey, it was fun. I also was going to make Adam... idk, a bit worried? But he turned out a bitch.

(And a sinner goat)

Does this count as an unghinged piece for bottom Alastor week?

[elektrart]

Remember this sketch?

Said I’d color it if we hit ten likes and I finally did it!!

It’s fanart from this fic!

I’m so happy to finally share this fully complete version - thank you for your patience I’m still learning digital art and discovering my own style ^^

[alastor-and-adam]

Welcome to Our Blog

Presented by Adam (the First and Most Perfect Man) and Alastor (the Delightful Radio Demon)

Art by @YoiteArt on Twitter/X

Adam: Of course, I’ll start. As the first man—the literal blueprint for perfection—it's only fitting that I set the tone here. Welcome to the greatest blog you'll ever read. Why? Because I’m on it.

Alastor: Ahaha! Now, now, Adam, let’s not scare them off with your endless self-aggrandizing right out of the gate. Greetings, dear readers! Alastor here, your charming host and co-author. Together, Adam and I will enlighten, entertain, and likely horrify you in equal measure.

Adam: Speak for yourself, Radio Boy. I’m here to teach, inspire, and remind everyone how lucky they are to bask in my presence.

Alastor: Ahem. While Adam prattles on about his... shall we say “greatness”... let me assure you this blog isn’t just a shrine to his ego. We’ll cover a delightful mix of musings, stories, and—most importantly—tales of our darling Evelyn. Isn’t she just the sweetest thing?

Evelyn: *looking like a deer in headlights at the sudden attention*

Adam: My genes, obviously. She’s perfect.

Alastor: Aaaand back to Adam. But before we dive into the chaos, let’s lay down some rules, shall we?

The Rules of Our Blog

1. No Minors Allowed.

Adam: This is Hell. Not daycare. If you’re under 18, get out.

Alastor: Quite right! Some topics may be unsuitable for impressionable young minds. And by some topics, I mean most topics.

2. Be Respectful.

Alastor: Discourse and debate are welcome—encouraged, even—but rudeness will not be tolerated. I do have a reputation to maintain, after all.

Adam: Translation: play nice, or Alastor might rip your spine out. Me? I’ll just make you regret existing.

3. No Spamming.

Adam: We don’t care about your scams, your sob stories, or your pyramid schemes. Post garbage, and you’ll be dealt with.

Alastor: And by “dealt with,” Adam means I’ll creatively banish you. Do try to avoid it; cleaning up the mess is such a bore.

4. Don’t Talk About the Fruit🍎

Adam: One time. ONE. DAMN. TIME.

Alastor: Ahaha! Oh, come now, Adam. You did doom humanity. That’s quite the legacy!

Adam: And you’ll doom yourself if you bring it up again. Moving on.

5. Evelyn is Off-Limits.

Alastor: Evelyn is our precious little treasure, and she’s absolutely not to be mocked, insulted, or criticized.

Adam: She’s my legacy—my perfection incarnate. If you so much as look at her wrong, I’ll make sure your afterlife becomes a personal nightmare.

Alastor: Wait don’t you have Cain, Abel and Seth?

Adam: *crosses his arms* I don’t want to talk about it…

6. Keep Your Soul to Yourself.

Alastor: While I appreciate the enthusiasm, I’m not here to make deals. I’ve got enough souls to keep me entertained for centuries.

Adam: And I’m not interested. I’ve already been cursed once, thanks.

7. Stay On Topic... Mostly.

Adam: If I’m giving you wisdom, listen. Don’t derail it with nonsense.

Alastor: Although, a bit of creative flair is welcome! I do enjoy a good story or clever quip. Just don’t bore us.

8. No Evelyn Slander.

Adam: Didn’t we already cover this?

Alastor: Yes, but it bears repeating. Just don’t.

9. Dark Humor is Fine—But Watch Yourself.

Adam: We’re not your therapists, and we don’t want to be. Keep it funny, not pathetic.

Alastor: Well said! Clever wit is appreciated, but tasteless drivel? Why, that’s just embarrassing—for you.

10. Have Fun—or Else.

Alastor: This blog is meant to entertain! If you’re not enjoying yourself, perhaps the problem isn’t us, but you.

Adam: And if you’re going to whine, I suggest you leave before I block you into oblivion.

Adam: There. Rules laid out. Can we get to the part where I talk about myself now?

Alastor: Ahaha! Oh, Adam, you never stop. But yes, dear readers, dive in and enjoy. And remember: everything here is done with love, mischief, and just a hint of malevolence.

Adam: Mostly from me. You’re welcome.

Alastor: Ahem. Of course. Welcome, and enjoy the show!

[fanficsfreeideas]

tired of not finding any AngelicRadio works or you feel alone with shipping those two.

Lets come together, lets give this fandom something to talk about.

And those who never knew of this ship before take the chance, jump on board and enjoy the ride with us.

starting next week only from June 30th - July 6th it's going be AngelicRadioweek come one come all enjoy this ship with us.

your tickets is nonrefundable

Give thanks to @BoyToyNamedNoiz who thought of angelicradioweek first.

[hazbinrarepairs]

[m1lanes]

[123puppy]

For some reason, I'm thinking of a scene where Adam tries to flirt with Alastor and Al is too zoned out to give a shit (maybe thinking of his next meal heh) and Lucifer is sitting in a chair across from them, not happy with the display and loudly exclaims for them to get a room

and Adam says "Yeah sure" opens a portal and gestures for Al to leave the main lobby with him Lucifer is horrified when Alastor looks and seems to consider it

but Alastor is caught in Lucifer's magic and Adam watches dumbfounded as the deer is quite literally floating away-

towards Lucifer's awaiting arms, and plops gently into his lap, glaring at Adam

[mysticwolfentertainment]

“And so the world fell silent,”

Also known as I saw a pose on Pinterest and went sad with it.