#Everyone: 😬

[shima-draws]

Aww they missed him (and his cooking) so much 😭

[newvegascowboy]

I do think the [say nothing] option when your companions are yelling at (or being yelled at) their gods is so funny. Equivalent of standing to the side while your friend is getting chewed out by their parents

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!

And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.

[imnotditzy]

Imagine if Billy didn’t know Shazam died?

(This is actually apart of my AU lol)

But what if Billy didn’t know Shazam, the Wizard, was actually dead? Like maybe he did see Shazam get crushed by rocks but he just thinks a Wizard could survive that, Or he doesn’t remember meeting Shazam for whatever reason. (Like he knows it happened because his pantheon told him so, and he remembers like a tiny bit of being at the RoE, but maybe he doesn’t remember Shazam dying)

This would be kinda funny to think about, especially if the pantheon’s trying desperately not to let Billy know Shazam died. But they occasionally slip up, and each time they do Billy gets slightly more suspicious. Also, in my AU since Billy and Marvel and separate entities, I think it would be funny aswell if Marvel didn’t know either. (—which I do have an AU explanation to make it work, but I fear I may be getting too off track already.)

—

Heracles: Shazam was a good wizard.

Marvel: Was?

Heracles: IS, is. I simply misspoke—Shazam is a good wizard.

Marvel: Oh… 🧐

Billy: 🤨

—

Imagine if literally every other magic being knows Shazam’s dead, but Captain’s just none the wiser and tries to talk to them about the Wizard.

—

Zatanna: So…how’d you get your powers?

Billy (as Cap): Oh, by this Wizard, his name’s, uh…

grabs a piece of paper and scribbles the name down

Zatanna: Shazam?

Billy: Yup! Gave me my powers, have you heard of him? I think he’s very well known. I haven’t seen him in a while. Hope he’s still doing alright.

Zatanna (Going pale at the mention of a very much dead Wizard being referred to in present tense): Mhm….yeah…

—

(the league in the cafeteria, listening to one of the rare times they got Captain to talk about themself. —Billy’s just procrastinating going outside in the midwestern November cold.)

Billy: So I got my powers from this Wizard, his names…um. I think I told Zatanna? Captain looks over at her.

Zatanna (going pale): Really. I don’t remember.

Billy: Oh, okay, that’s fine! Here.

Grabs a piece of paper and scribbles down the name.

Superman: Shazam?

Every magic user in the cafeteria freezes.

Billy: Yeah! He’s the wizard who gave me my powers. I haven’t seen him since I became Captain Marvel, though. I should really go talk to him, maybe I’ll do that later.

****

Achilles: But what if we didn’t…

Hercules: How about we don’t…

Solomon: That wouldn’t be a good choice, Billy.

Zeus: I agree, you’d be just of a fool as Atlas to go.

Atlas (offended): Wow.

****

Zatanna (uncomfortable): I don’t think you should…

[laeana]

In this weekend, Lando highlights again why more people have started to dislike him, and not only because it’s a popular thing.

See, there were still a lot of laps after the red flag, there has been other incidents after it as well, there were opportunities to catch up. But he didn’t. It didn’t have to do only with strategy, Lando drove badly today. If we compare it to Max’s drive, Lando did mistakes, went off track, got himself overtaken again and didn’t have the pace.

So after that, you can accept your loss in this weekend gracefully, or act like a brat about it. For example, discrediting the three drivers that climbed on the podium, including your rival in the championship, that never spoke against you despite your first win being gifted through a convenient safety car.

You can say there was luck with it, but in this race and especially in that situation, you create your own luck. Max, Pierre and Esteban bet on a red flag, and got it right. If the others wanted to benefit from it as well, they had to take the risk of counting on it.

Let’s also not forget that other than luck, Max started freaking P17. Esteban and Pierre weren’t P2 and P3 right away either. They had to overtake drivers, survive with their tyres, and keep a good pace without being caught up by other cars. If they truly had only luck, and no talent, the podium probably wouldn’t have been what it was today.

It’s normal to be frustrated after a race that didn’t go the way you hoped, but being a sore loser to the point of discrediting others, is what makes someone dislikable.

I used to be okay with Lando, but the more time pass, the more I found his declarations insensitive, immature and even rude. He’s supposed to be a driver advocating for mental health, but when it was about George and Lewis suffering from heat after a Grand Prix, he was dismissive of it and tried to bring the conversation back to himself.

That kind of behavior, with the constant lack of respect for other f1 drivers, is what made me lose respect in turn for Lando, and no longer wanting to support him. And I know I’m not the only one feeling that way toward him.

[ifbrd]

Major Book of Bill spoilers!!

Okay I know a lot of people have talked about the implication of the book that Dipper and Mabel’s parents were fighting and possibly on their way to a divorce.

But what I haven’t seen enough people talking about is how the book implies that the kids parents sent them away to Gravity Falls for the summer to get them away from that environment, while they either worked things out or made divorce arrangements. So basically the parents sent their kids away to get them away from that fighting toxicity…

And then 2/3 of the way through Summer, Dipper and Mabel were arguably in a very similar environment, but instead of it being between two parents, it was between two uncles. Arguing, fighting, implications that one would be kicked out of the house, all for the kids to overhear or piece together on their own.

It’s just painful irony…

[calkale]

failwife bradshaw <3

[tiredgremlintime]

HAPPY YURI RELEASE DAY!!!!

I may be late for the first day of the event but I made it for his unlock day! I hope everyone has fun beating him up and playing as him!

(sprite renders from :@/baddyzarc)

[theunderscorwolph]

Do it for him (rns edition)

I was possessed and next thing I knew I had these, click for better quality.

Images used from:

@silverskye13 @cursedthing @doyouknowthemossinman @leapdayowo @Oransje @applestruda @yayforocs @peregrine5 @wasyago @thewildsalem @narsart @stressed-sock

No I did not struggle for over 10 minutes with the tags, what are you talking about?

[themissingmango]

[annabelle--cane]

yknow shout out will harvey's performance as callum brodie in mag 173, he's only there for a scene but he hits a good balance between "disaffected teen who could not care less about the 'important' grown ups asking him weird questions" and "flat and morose to an upsetting degree"

[biancadavri]

Alistair: my most important wish.... Is meeting my sister<3

Aeducan: Why.

[helenofblackthorns]

reading tftsa is always an emotional experience especially when you get the short stories focused around the Blackthorns because the absence of Mark just bleeds out. like when you read about Julian being Helen's suggenes and Simon being the witness to Julian's parabatai ceremony you are just burdened with the knowledge that that's not who they would have picked if the circumstances were different. in a different life it was Mark.

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

✨ achievement unlocked ✨

If your days are a struggle and the bare minimum is all you can manage, I'm proud of you.

Here are some achievement badges! You deserve them 😎

[littlesmartart]

HANDS DIRTY | DELTA RAE

I've been thinking about this song + JGY for a long time ("I get my hands dirty, I show up so early, they show me no mercy, so I just keep working" hello???? hello??????), and I would like to personally thank ZZJ for his wonderful face and brilliant acting 🙏

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

Pony is such an 'it's OK u can laugh. it's funny' guy when it comes to his trauma case n point he REGULARLY uses I'm gonna pull a Dally to mean I'm gonna kill myself n I'm gonna pull a Johnny to mean I'm going to kill you

@thedeitywhoplayedwithbricks God bless u for being the funniest person on tumblr.com