#Even Jon

[springs-hurts]

Every fic you try to read, they scream, "Starks are Poor" No bish they're not!!! Did you see the Glass Gardens? Didn't you notice Ned's clothes... My man did not describe his and others Dress in such perfect way, only for you to call him Poor! He's warden of North, Lord of winterfell and he's Rich!!

(also, I think many people put North in developing country category like real world, and seeing as I'm from a developing country, believe me, all the Rich, important people here are Rich, they're not just for show)):

[15-lizards]

*at the movie theater*

Jon and Edd: can we get tickets for Oppenheimer pl—

Sam, Satin, Grenn, Tormund, Pyp, and Gilly all running up behind them and yelling in unison: EIGHT TICKETS FOR BARBIE PLEASE

[unidentifiedgothamite]

duke: who do you guys think is bruce's favorite child?

jason: it's probably fingerstripes

dick: me?! it's obviously you, jay

tim: it's jason

steph: facts. b lets him get away with everything, including murder

cass: jason

damian: as much as i loathe to admit it, father does treat todd differently

jason: ya'll are trippin'

meanwhile...

clark: b, just curious, but, do you have a favorite child?

bruce: hn, what date is it?

clark: um, may 12th?

bruce: then it's batcow

clark: what

bruce: did i stutter?

[potato-lord-but-not]

entry for @lukewarmtomatosoup’s dtiys on instagram !! he’s sooooo <333

[shy-attention-whore]

me, whenever someone asks what I like to do for fun

[my-heart-of-heart]

So normal about Jon being like I don’t remember what you looked like but the man who let you die is going to suffer for what he did to you. If only Sasha coulda seen that.

So normal about Jon being like you died hating me and wanting me dead but I’m still gonna make sure this man knows I’m ending him in your name. Sure wish Tim coulda seen that.

So normal about the fact that everyone believed Jon was losing his humanity but no one got to see the ways his love and compassion for the people he lost or who hurt him drove him to that final moment.

So normal about the fact that even after everything Jonah’s done to Jon, the only person he never thinks to get justice for is himself.

[schcherazades]

no asoiaf posting i do will ever beat lebanese people hanging banners over highways asking god to protect jon snow when s8 premiered

“ the people of beirut support jon snow against his battle with the white walkers” “jon snow….may allah protect you” like this is so funny i love my ppl

[rollingoverinmynonexistentgrave]

Norris: “I lost someone I love </3 and they came back wrong </3 </3”

Chester: “do NOT GO TO THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE DON’T GO TO THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE DON’T GO TO THE MAGNIS INSTITUTE YOU WILL DIE DO YOU HEAR ME DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE”

Norris: “sometimes I can still hear his voice”

[grandkhan221b]

I'll never not find the mance-rattleshirt switcharoo hilarious

Bonus :

[biggs-regretti]

Compelled.

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[ID: Magnus Archives fanart of Jon reading from stacks of paper with the beginnings of distress on his face as a huge eyeball looms directly behind him. Jon is a thin brown man with chin-length hair, and his eyes are glowing the same yellow green of the eye behind him. The background is a purple-to-gray gradient filled with empty speech bubbles. End ID]

[vastpotato]

Love that tma is so traumatic constantly that we all gloss over the fact that Jon was kidnapped and forcibly moisturized while tied to a chair for a month.

Every time I think too hard about it it actually freaks me out. And Jon never talks about it again which also freaks me out

[boozereblog]

One of my favorite Damijon headcanons is that, because they've been friends for so long, they've normalized dark humor between them to the point where Jon doesn't even consider it inappropriate, because "It's Damian he's obviously joking" and he's usually right. But then Damian says something super insulting and the only sound in the room full of people (possibly the titans) is Jon trying not to lose his shit and failing.

[agnes-come-back-challenge]

I love that everyone in TMA is just. Unremarkable. Jon isnt a heroic character; he's self-loathing and depressed and he exhibits the same self-pity as I do when I'm self-loathing and depressed. He doesn't stand out for his strength of will or quick-thinking or virtue. He's a good person but he stops trying to stay human when it gets uncomfortable. He's everything that a regular person is when theyre trapped in a horrible situation and it's ugly and insufferable and Real.

[mishzar]

in another life

[ang3licmizery]

The tma brain rot is killing me

[occudo]

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