#ED IS SUCH A LOSER

[ofmd-ann]

Bonus:

You can say anything and I will not abandon you. Unwrap the worst things you have done. Watch me hold them up to the light and not even flinch -  Trista Mateer

[multipearionare]

I'm behind on the prompts </3 so yall r probably gonna get sketch-y stuff until the end of taka week sowrry </3333

August 29: L (Little!!!! little taka!!! he's a baby and he's going shopping w his dad!!!!)

[wishfulsketching]

For the gotham art prompts, maybe Edward (human) coping with the existence of Edward (dog)?

Also just wanted to say that I really really love your art, you capture the characters so well and the speed that you draw at is so impressive lol, I get notifications that you've posted like every day

Thank you! I've always been quick with my art, mostly because I tend to draw like three things at the same time, switching between them every ten minutes..... (thanks adhd)

Here's Ed being jealous of a dog!

[ohmyglobwhatthefrickamievendoing]

part of me wants Mary to be free of the narrative and of stede and the unique brand of insanity he brings with him, to live her own happy normal life without worrying about pirates or the navy or stede bonnet

part of me really really wants to see her reaction when she finds out her soft, awkward, loser of an ex-husband who only used the very tips of his fingers to touch her is out here breaking Blackbeard's back on the daily

[sergle]

I'm listening to a lot of Maintenance Phase (bc I love it) and this comes up sometimes, so I'll just be sat here thinking about how common it is for little kids to grow up watching their moms and other women in their life jump from diet to diet. Just as ambient background noise in your childhood, the adults around you obsess over calories aloud, express guilt over eating enjoyable food, frame exercise as a form of punishment for eating, and so on.

[ugly-loser-core]

where are all the insecure and weird losers at???

[hung3rpa1nz]

ive been eating like normal this whole weekend i thought i was anorexic wtf

[vinzulu]

[poison-into-positivity]

Rhys Darby on the OFMD fans :)

[waitineedaname]

thinking about ed leading a relatively mundane life post-canon while still having all the connections he made during his time as a state alchemist is very funny to me, especially when thinking about his kids' perspectives. several high ranking military officials send them birthday gifts every year. they know four different guys who can turn into animals and this is mostly just a party trick for them. the emperor of xing is a family friend. they go to school and learn about the state alchemists and hear about the youngest state alchemist ever edward elric and they're like "you mean our fucking dad? our loser dad who can't do alchemy and consistently hits his thumb when using a hammer and has a rivalry with our pet chicken? you mean that edward elric?"

[bpdpenguin]

riddlebird mall au tyrannical hot topic manager x loser ass game stop employee

[femkel]

born to say that all rapists should be castrated, forced to say that they should be rehabilitated and deserve a second chance (they don't)