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I really love these headcanons

AGENT 3 

Agent 3 is an austere, tough-as-nails, no funny business Inkling. After joining the New Squidbeak Splatoon two years ago and defeating the octarians, she’s trained her mind and body to become a formidable warrior. She takes her job very seriously and works hard to maintain her tough-girl persona.

Agent 8

Agent 8 is an innocent, naive, and sweet young Octoling. After passing the Kamabo Co’s tests, defeating Commander Tartar, and finding freedom on the surface, this recruit has become the new face of Octoling and Inkling relations. Although she alway seems curious and excited, Agent 8 is very emotionally sensitive and will often become suddenly quiet and reserved. She’s prone to panic attacks and flashbacks and easily cries.

More headcanons under the cut:

Agent 3 Headcanons:

Aside from being an agent, Agent 3 is also a professional turf war player, though she doesn’t have a permanent team.

As a pro player, 3′s constantly swarmed by fans and spectators, eager to get some hot tips or her phone number.

3 is incredibly introverted and hates attention or socializing, so she isn’t great at dealing with her popularity.

Due to 3′s high ranking status, she was able to afford a nice apartment, though it’s still a total mess thanks to her disorganized lifestyle.

3 is a butch lesbian.

She basically lives off of energy drinks and scallop protein shakes.

3 is a night person and usually stays up until around 2 AM.

She enjoys tinkering and customizing weapons (hence why she was able to remove her limiter in her boss fight).

If it’s not apparent enough, 3 works out. A lot.

Because she works out so much, she never has time to take a shower before going on missions, hence Marie’s hygiene comment.

She has an extremely short temper and is excellent at intimidation. 3 is used for all interrogations by the New Squidbeak Splatoon.

3 was never very close with her parents and she’s very lonely, usually by choice. The New Squidbeak Splatoon was the first “family” she really had.

She sees Cap’n Cuttlefish as a mentor and father figure.

3 has a crush on 8, but because she’s never had feelings for anyone before so she’s unsure of what to do, making her an awkward, useless lesbian. She’s also oblivious to 8′s not-so-subtle affection.

She prefers the Squid Sisters over Off The Hook. She also likes Callie more because Marie’s always teased her.

3 is very easily flustered and made embarrassed.

She fears being seen as weak or incompetent and will do anything to prove how strong and capable she is.

When stressed out, 3 is a bit of a workaholic.

When relaxing, 3 enjoys watching TV (while pumping iron, of course), playing some casual Turf War, or working in Salmon Run.

Her favorite genre is action and thriller.

3 hates anything remotely “sappy” or “romantic.”

She has a very low, almost deep voice. 

3 is a senior in high school.

She is very tall, at around 6′.

3 is ashamed of her eye scar and refuses to talk about it. She sees it as a painful reminder of the time she was too weak to resist the parasite and tried to kill 8 and Cap’n Cuttlefish.

Agent 8 Headcanons:

At first, 8 refused to step into a subway, having an irrational fear that she’ll get trapped in one.

She has frequent nightmares, a result of her PTSD.

8 dislikes vaporwave aesthetics.

She’s a very curious octoling and loves exploring Inkopolis, trying new foods, and meeting new people.

8 is very good at socializing, though she can be a little shy at first.

She has a bad stutter if she’s nervous.

8 is a bisexual femme.

After countless splats by her manually-detonated suicide backpack, she can be very skittish and jumpy and gets scared easily, .

Despite her fears and trauma, 8 will bravely face any danger head on. She has an unusual amount of tenacity and determination.

8 is a morning person and tends to go to sleep around 10 PM.

She rarely gets mad at people, so if she gets angry at you, you know you’ve done something wrong.

8 doesn’t engage in skirmishes and battles against the octarians like Agent 3 or 4. Instead, she goes to Octo Valley to help octolings find their way to the surface.

She sees Marina and Pearl as mother figures.

8 has a crush on 3, but she doesn’t understand her feelings at all. All she knows is that she feels very hot and her hearts beat wildly whenever she’s around 3. 8 is also blind to 3′s feelings.

She prefers Off The Hook over the Squid Sisters. And although she likes Marina and Pearl equally, she feels a strong kinship with Marina, as they were both the first octolings to escape.

8 is also very easily flustered and made embarrassed. 

She fears being trapped, both physically or mentally. She’s been trapped all her life in the octarian army and as a test subject.

Due to her amnesia, 8 doesn’t remember much of her life as a soldier.

8 doesn’t like talking to DJ Octavio in Octo Valley.

She stays fit by running and playing turf war (3′s workout regiment is a little too intense for her).

8 does not like eight-ball.

Her favorite genre is comedy and romance.

8 is very empathetic and kind-hearted and. No matter what, she always shows mercy and forgiveness.

She’s still in close contact with Iso Padre and CQ Cumber.

8 can act very childishly, with a whole arsenal of puppy-dog eyes and pouting tactics to get her way.

Agent 24 Headcanons (pre-relationship):

After reaching the surface, Cap’n Cuttlefish placed 8 in the responsibility of 3 as her new roommates in hopes of giving 8 some reliable guidance and care and 3 some company and the chance to open up to someone.

3 tries to be gentle with 8, but sometimes her anger slips through.

3 is afraid of hurting 8.

3 cusses like a drunk sailor, but for the sake of her innocent octoling roommate, she tries to hold her tongue.

At first, 8 slept in a guest bedroom, but could barely sleep due to nightmares of being underground. Every time, her screams and cries would get 3′s attention, who would stay by her side, holding and comforting her for hours. Eventually, the two move into the same room and share a bed. Ever since, 8′s nightmares have nearly disappeared.

3 used to have a blender to mix protein shakes, but had to get rid of it as soon as 8 moved in.

8 says she likes to watch 3 exercise so she can spot her, but everyone knows 8 just wants to see her work those muscles.

3 is VERY defensive and protective over 8 and will literally fight anyone who dares to make fun of her.

The two balance out each others lives. 3 keeps 8 safe, takes care of her, and teaches her about life on the surface. 8 helps clean up after 3, reminds her of her daily needs (like taking a shower), and keeps her company. Together, they provide each other the company and trust they need. They’re always there for each other.

8 enjoys jumping into 3′s arms to “test her reaction time.” Really, she just wants to be held. It only creates a mess if 3′s already holding something.

8 likes sleeping on 3′s shoulder on long subway rides.

8 just really likes any physical contact with 3.

8 is the only person who’s managed to get 3 to burst out laughing. She’s really proud of it too.

The two enjoy doing nearly everything together. This includes going to the mall, getting dinner, seeing a movie, etc. (though both insist they’re not dates).

8 likes wearing 3′s hoodies just to see how much bigger they are on her.

8′s nickname for 3 is “San,” which means three in Japanese.

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Agent 3, why did you cut your hair? pt. 1

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Chelsea: th-thank you... ^///^

Silver: your welcome

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What’s the most animalistic way can you draw an inkling or octoling? Like how in-human can you make them :0?

I could go further but then it’d be hard to tell it was ever an Octoling, tbh

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What’s the most animalistic way can you draw an inkling or octoling? Like how in-human can you make them :0?

I could go further but then it’d be hard to tell it was ever an Octoling, tbh

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Thats a big octoling

If Kyoku was an octoling

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Eat your veggies

Agent 4 // Forba

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Eat your vegetables 4!

Agent 4 // Forba

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Thats adorable

I drew my sona in clothes from a clothing prompt meme I found

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Rhi’s (a little over) 2,000 follower giveaway!!!!!

[party horn noises]

I’m going to be honest and say I never thought i’d get this many followers, so I haven’t really checked how many I have until… a bit more recently, and was absolutely baffled. Anyway, to celebrate both this and the Splatoon anniversary, I’m doing a giveaway! 

There will be 5 winners! First place gets a full body with a background or shading, second gets a colored bust, third gets a headshot, and 4th/5th get sketches! These are also kinda open for debate in case you want something a bit different but around the same level of work- for example, a bunch of smaller/simpler sketches rather than a nice, big fullbody. I’ll draw gore, nudity, humans, nonhumans, and simple machinery. The things i won’t draw are kind of specific, so just ask if you win!

Rules!

You gotta reblog this post! I’m not gonna check, but I ask you only reblog this once.

No giveaway/raffle blogs please

Gotta be following me! New followers welcome, but don’t stay just for the raffle :(

Be nice! Thats it <3

The giveaway ends July 24 at midnight, which gives you all a little more than a whole day! I’ll both @ and message the winners, because I know tumblr eats pings, lmao. If you don’t respond within 24 hours, I’ll re-select a new person!

Good luck, and thank you all for following me <3 !

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Oh my god it's a robbery

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Breaking news: Spyke finally stood up and cephalopods are a little more than concerned.

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Holy shit

What if the real reason that C.Q. Cumber is so ruthless in the Octo Expansion tests… is that he knows what happens to the test subjects if they succeed? 

What if the reason he looks for any excuse to fail Agent 8… is because out of the 10,007 previous test subjects he’s proctored, everybody who passes all the tests ends up mysteriously vanishing?

What if… he wants Agent 8 to lose hope, give up, and stop trying to reach the promised land?

What if he’s trying to protect Agent 8? What if he’s trying to save them from their fate at hands of the Telephone and the Four Thangs?

There’s a line of dialogue that C.Q. Cumber will always say to Agent 8 at the beginning of a test. He’ll pause for a moment,

“…”

…as if he knows something Agent 8 doesn’t. That, or he’s making sure to word his next words carefully. Then, he says,

“Take care out there.”

This sea cucumber will send Agent 8 to Hell and back on these tests, but here he is, expressing what seems like genuine concern for the octoling. And he says this every single test.

I get the feeling that C.Q. Cumber cares for the test subjects more than he lets on. I don’t think he’s really the sadistic, black-hearted test proctor the fandom has been making him out to be.

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Noice

HEYA its FINALLY time for a giveaway! This is pretty late, considering I hit 400+ on my main and NOW 200+ on my splatoon art blog!! Thank Y’all!

Now to get into the deets:

-There will be 6 winners (since I posted this VERY late ;-;)

-1st and 2nd place get full body of their character

-3rd and 4th place get half body

-5th and 6th place get bust up

both likes and reblogs count, do as many as you like! theres no limit

I’d provide examples but y’all already know what my art looks like so, if not then ill provide the ‘my art’ tag for ya (or ya can go look through @malts-art)

Also you Have to be following me to participate! New followers welcome! but its kinda mean to just follow for this and then leave after this giveaway rdtfghj

ALSO! Ill draw really anything (splatoon characters preferred) except i will NOT draw NSFW or anything near that

Giveaway ends July 27th! GOOD LUCK!! <3

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Best mom/big sister ever

Has callie ever had mama bear moments when it comes to the twins

I actually have this really old scrapped doodle i never shared,,, im too tired to draw anything new tonight oof

But yeah, you bet you ass she fought beak and claw when her and 4 were escaping, and nothing says momma bear like mauling an octarian for two tiny clones of you

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Ohh shit someones mad