QUOTES FROM MY BAND
@arsonistdraws @fishy13 I remembered bitches
This post was made by a queer, bored, trombonist
the plumes look like insertables
your plume is on backwards
the gaslighting has begun
I will drink the spit from your spilt valve
i only made you had 4 mental breakdowns in the first two quarters? Man, I’m slipping
The next two I don’t think is within tumblr’s guidelines
r34 skibidi toilet
BAZINGA 🤓👆🎺
to the basement with you.
CLAP YOU UNSPIRITED LIL’ SHITS
back to the other side of the stands with you
he be look’n kinda g r o n k l e y
WHY DOES IT FEEL WET
KYS!!!! *a random guy from across the stands* huh?
it smells like my grandma’s toe cheese
im gonna kms *a random bystander* real.
AÆEEEÉHUUUUUUAUUAAAAAGGHHHH *flails arms*
Riiiiiiileyyyyyyy
skibidi sigma alpha rizz
I AIN’T NO OMEGA
GAH DAYEUHM THAT GIRL GOT A GYATT
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Person 1: “you just called him pretty. That’s gay”
Person 2: “do you think Kim kardashian is pretty?”
Person 1: “No.”
Person 2: “What about Shakira?”
Person 1: “No.”
Person 2: “Then you’re retarded.”
Person 1: “you look like a woodpecker”
Person 2: “You can peck my wood 😏”
Person 1: “Ew- fuck no-“
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JOSH HUTCHERSON APPROVES
we look like walking mustard bottles
BUCKET BOY
If you don’t look at a guy’s ass that’s kinda gay
I TOOK A SHOWER LAST MONTH!!
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Person 1: “We call it the 3 centimeter defeater, destroyer of latinas.”
Person 2: “Why the latinas?”
Person 1: 👀 “C’mere pretty boy-!”
Person 2: *screams bloody murder*
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what if someone just- tackles the ref????
SHUT UP YOU SHARPIE SNIFFER
*the footballers score & everybody cheering*
*the band picking up their instruments with despair having to play the same 3 minute song for the 20th time in a row*
I HAVE METAL FLAKES IN MY EYE
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Person 1: “I WILL GIVE YOU A COLONOSCOPY IN MY DAD’S GARAGE!!”
Person 2: “Sure!! 😃”
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Person 1: “Womp Womp”
person 2: “YOU’RE BUILT LIKE A WOMP WOMP!”
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christ Onna dildoe my back hurts
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Review: Not If You Break Up With Me First by G. F. Miller
Not If You Break Up With Me FirstG. F. MillerAladdinPublished June 4, 2024
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About Not If You Break Up With Me First
Two friends who have unhappily found themselves in an accidental relationship try to drive the other one to call things off in this tongue-in-cheek middle grade romance.
Childhood friends Eve and Andrew are destined to be together— everyone says so,…
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WAR MASTER: We've always been two sides of the same coin, and can you really imagine a universe without me? Could you live with yourself?
TENTH DOCTOR: Uh... I...
WAR MASTER: Interesting.
TENTH DOCTOR: What is?
WAR MASTER: I seem to have touched a nerve. A fresh one, too. What happens to me in our future that makes you so afraid of losing me now?
TENTH DOCTOR: Don't, just don't.
WAR MASTER: Why? Because it might violate the laws of causality?
TENTH DOCTOR: Because there are some things I cannot face, and I won't, again.
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the biggest thing stopping mad max fury road from being a perfect film is the fact that it has no musical score. aside from the one scene where they incorporated flight of the Valkyries (fucking iconic, a single taste of what could have been), the rest of the movie has a nothing-ass forgettable soundtrack of the ilk that could’ve been procedurally generated by an AI. like no offense to the sound team but full offense. this movie could have had a killer score to make me scream and punch the wall with the returning leitmotifs in the end scene but they missed the opportunity so hard.
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