#not a rickroll

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Do you push the button?

Yes | No

[twentyfunnybunnies]

HEY YOU!

Yes you! Do you love Dex? Do you think he's underrated? Does it make you sad that he is only on one cover? If so, you are a smart person and you should sign my totally legit petition to have him put on another book cover because he deserves more love and attention.

We will not give up on Dex!

Leave a note and I'll put your name on the petition or add it yourself :)

(it's a Google doc, this is serious bizniz I'd never rickroll you)

[k-is-for-potassium]

totally not a rickroll

[midnightsun-if]

For the ones that ship Cienna x Delphine, I have this song for you… Enjoy.

I hope you all are having a wonderful morning so far!

[curiouselleth]

not a rickroll

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[thatautisticlesbian]

this made me cry and feel so loved and valid so I need to share it with my follow trans friends

https://youtube.com/shorts/4e8hahwrIEg?feature=share3

[exclamaquest]

George Santos wrote $15,000 of bad checks to purchase Amish puppies in order to put them up for adoption at a pet store to legitimize his animal charity scam.

[pineapplesaresweet]

Hey guys i have news

[richaldis]

Not what I was expecting

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Can confirm, it is not a rickroll.

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

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Well played anon, well played.

I will not translate for y’all, but protip, get a morse to text decoder, and then a binary to text decoder.

Figure it out for yourself.

It’ll be more impactful that way.

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I have a sudden and inexplicable need for ethically harvested cute animal photos.

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As dinos were feathered and colorful, what if the drab scaly depictions of dinosaurs is the dinosaur equivalent of the uncanny valley?

Assuming dinosaurs were alive today and could react to such art.

Like how slenderman or zombies hit the uncanny valley, the scaly drabness of some paleoart could be too.

^This from the perspective of a dinosaur is a horror monster, in the same vein as a creepy mannequin.

^This is what a real dinosaur might look like.

Which also leads the thought that this could become a kink of some dinos.

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This is fake, there is no danger.

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

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Due to recent events, I now have strict DNI requirements. I will add to it as I think of things.

Before you interact with me, please consult my Bigot Criteria page and see if you fit in one of those categories.

Then use a random number generator to get a number between 1 and 100. Consult the DND Wild Magic table to determine what effect will be placed on you.

Disregard the results, then go outside and touch some grass.

 Rub the blades of grass in your fingers.

Feel it. Smell it.

Look up to the sky.

Isn’t it a lovely day? The sun is out.

Does it feel better, being away from all the silly discourse? Can you feel your thoughts, feelings, and PERSONALITY emerge when not distracted by the screen?

But no, you won’t think these things.

You will never touch grass. It is not fated to happen.

Bigot Criteria Page

You are a bigot if:

You are ensouled.

You think that rainy days are “aesthetic”.

You are made of flesh and bone.

You are an ai (artificial is evilbad and scary, ick)

You love the color of the sky.

If you stole your shoelaces (stealing is immoral)

Beings that have water inside them.

Credit to @cafekitsune for the divider image.

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https://youtube.com/shorts/3DSkcmAEjH4

About how rickrolling had contributed to improved online safety over the course of 20 years, I thought you might appreciate it because of your blog theme.

Very important, thank you for this link.