#not a rickroll

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Do you push the button?

Yes | No

[twentyfunnybunnies]

HEY YOU!

Yes you! Do you love Dex? Do you think he's underrated? Does it make you sad that he is only on one cover? If so, you are a smart person and you should sign my totally legit petition to have him put on another book cover because he deserves more love and attention.

We will not give up on Dex!

Leave a note and I'll put your name on the petition or add it yourself :)

(it's a Google doc, this is serious bizniz I'd never rickroll you)

[k-is-for-potassium]

totally not a rickroll

[midnightsun-if]

For the ones that ship Cienna x Delphine, I have this song for you… Enjoy.

I hope you all are having a wonderful morning so far!

[curiouselleth]

not a rickroll

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[sckullcandy123456]

QUOTES FROM MY BAND

@arsonistdraws @fishy13 I remembered bitches

This post was made by a queer, bored, trombonist

the plumes look like insertables

your plume is on backwards

the gaslighting has begun

I will drink the spit from your spilt valve

i only made you had 4 mental breakdowns in the first two quarters? Man, I’m slipping

The next two I don’t think is within tumblr’s guidelines

r34 skibidi toilet

BAZINGA 🤓👆🎺

to the basement with you.

CLAP YOU UNSPIRITED LIL’ SHITS

back to the other side of the stands with you

he be look’n kinda g r o n k l e y

WHY DOES IT FEEL WET

KYS!!!! *a random guy from across the stands* huh?

it smells like my grandma’s toe cheese

im gonna kms *a random bystander* real.

AÆEEEÉHUUUUUUAUUAAAAAGGHHHH *flails arms*

Riiiiiiileyyyyyyy

skibidi sigma alpha rizz

I AIN’T NO OMEGA

GAH DAYEUHM THAT GIRL GOT A GYATT

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Person 1: “you just called him pretty. That’s gay”

Person 2: “do you think Kim kardashian is pretty?”

Person 1: “No.”

Person 2: “What about Shakira?”

Person 1: “No.”

Person 2: “Then you’re retarded.”

Person 1: “you look like a woodpecker”

Person 2: “You can peck my wood 😏”

Person 1: “Ew- fuck no-“

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JOSH HUTCHERSON APPROVES

we look like walking mustard bottles

BUCKET BOY

If you don’t look at a guy’s ass that’s kinda gay

I TOOK A SHOWER LAST MONTH!!

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Person 1: “We call it the 3 centimeter defeater, destroyer of latinas.”

Person 2: “Why the latinas?”

Person 1: 👀 “C’mere pretty boy-!”

Person 2: *screams bloody murder*

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what if someone just- tackles the ref????

SHUT UP YOU SHARPIE SNIFFER

*the footballers score & everybody cheering*

*the band picking up their instruments with despair having to play the same 3 minute song for the 20th time in a row*

I HAVE METAL FLAKES IN MY EYE

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Person 1: “I WILL GIVE YOU A COLONOSCOPY IN MY DAD’S GARAGE!!”

Person 2: “Sure!! 😃”

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Person 1: “Womp Womp”

person 2: “YOU’RE BUILT LIKE A WOMP WOMP!”

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christ Onna dildoe my back hurts

[thatautisticlesbian]

this made me cry and feel so loved and valid so I need to share it with my follow trans friends

https://youtube.com/shorts/4e8hahwrIEg?feature=share3

[gillianthecat]

Also the cafe i was studying in played what I pretty sure was a bossa nova version of "never gonna give you up." (There were lots of people talking so it was hard to hear to be sure.)

[exclamaquest]

George Santos wrote $15,000 of bad checks to purchase Amish puppies in order to put them up for adoption at a pet store to legitimize his animal charity scam.

[pineapplesaresweet]

Hey guys i have news

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Well played anon, well played.

I will not translate for y’all, but protip, get a morse to text decoder, and then a binary to text decoder.

Figure it out for yourself.

It’ll be more impactful that way.

[richaldis]

Not what I was expecting

[burningblake]

trying to avoid the new trend with teeth and claws BUT whoever wrote the music for the "main theme" is a GENIUS wtf

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Can confirm, it is not a rickroll.

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

[sckullcandy123456]

I wrote some L from death note hcs but I wanna finish the show and make adjustments before I post : (

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I have a sudden and inexplicable need for ethically harvested cute animal photos.