#honors band

[sckullcandy123456]

QUOTES FROM MY BAND

@arsonistdraws @fishy13 I remembered bitches

This post was made by a queer, bored, trombonist

the plumes look like insertables

your plume is on backwards

the gaslighting has begun

I will drink the spit from your spilt valve

i only made you had 4 mental breakdowns in the first two quarters? Man, I’m slipping

The next two I don’t think is within tumblr’s guidelines

r34 skibidi toilet

BAZINGA 🤓👆🎺

to the basement with you.

CLAP YOU UNSPIRITED LIL’ SHITS

back to the other side of the stands with you

he be look’n kinda g r o n k l e y

WHY DOES IT FEEL WET

KYS!!!! *a random guy from across the stands* huh?

it smells like my grandma’s toe cheese

im gonna kms *a random bystander* real.

AÆEEEÉHUUUUUUAUUAAAAAGGHHHH *flails arms*

Riiiiiiileyyyyyyy

skibidi sigma alpha rizz

I AIN’T NO OMEGA

GAH DAYEUHM THAT GIRL GOT A GYATT

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Person 1: “you just called him pretty. That’s gay”

Person 2: “do you think Kim kardashian is pretty?”

Person 1: “No.”

Person 2: “What about Shakira?”

Person 1: “No.”

Person 2: “Then you’re retarded.”

Person 1: “you look like a woodpecker”

Person 2: “You can peck my wood 😏”

Person 1: “Ew- fuck no-“

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JOSH HUTCHERSON APPROVES

we look like walking mustard bottles

BUCKET BOY

If you don’t look at a guy’s ass that’s kinda gay

I TOOK A SHOWER LAST MONTH!!

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Person 1: “We call it the 3 centimeter defeater, destroyer of latinas.”

Person 2: “Why the latinas?”

Person 1: 👀 “C’mere pretty boy-!”

Person 2: *screams bloody murder*

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what if someone just- tackles the ref????

SHUT UP YOU SHARPIE SNIFFER

*the footballers score & everybody cheering*

*the band picking up their instruments with despair having to play the same 3 minute song for the 20th time in a row*

I HAVE METAL FLAKES IN MY EYE

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Person 1: “I WILL GIVE YOU A COLONOSCOPY IN MY DAD’S GARAGE!!”

Person 2: “Sure!! 😃”

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Person 1: “Womp Womp”

person 2: “YOU’RE BUILT LIKE A WOMP WOMP!”

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christ Onna dildoe my back hurts

[zivazivc]

first night alone

[gothamtwinks]

griddlehark band au anyone???

[rozenmarchen]

guys do we fuck with Sly Cooper fanart?

[xruiiii-blog]

Still trying to get used to drawing these twoooo🖤🖤

[cllianmurphy]

onedirection: We're completely devastated by the news of Liam's passing. In time, and when everyone is able to, there will be more to say. But for now, we will take some time to grieve and process the loss of our brother, who we loved dearly. The memories we shared with him will be treasured forever. For now, our thoughts are with his family, his friends, and the fans who loved him alongside us. We will miss him terribly. We love you Liam. Louis, Zayn, Niall and Harry

[lilspacewolfie]

Cardinal 🖤

[artistmarchalius]

Broppy Capture AU, where Branch didn’t confess after World Tour, but a love confession when all hope seems lost is just what they need to free themselves from Velvet and Veneer.

A version without text can be found under the cut.

[the-theshiro-123]

Finished!

[nastylittleghouls]

The headboink of love

[sinturyart]

[conjuring-ghouls]

These two.

[namelessdumbass]

no thoughts, head empty

[X]

[inkstainedrat]

now you may be thinking

Lee, surely that’s enough already

W R O N G

[fruit-of-the-kaisarion]

"... excuse me??" (screenie taken from here)

[piratefishmama]

Steddie's daughter packing a couple of her barbies into Eddie's luggage one time just before he was set to go on a short tour because she didn't want him to feel lonely while away from home

and so Eddie sends Steve pictures like this captioned "we gettin craaaaaaaazy in the bus tonight!"