#Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World

[pixiedunhoff]

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Draco Malfoy loves attention - and the Muggle world has given it to him in spades. After a surprising, and humbling, series of events, Draco has achieved tremendous success in the music industry. He has recouped his fortune, earned legions of adoring fans, and receives loads of attention. Over the years, it has still never been quite enough…

Until the subject of Draco’s more sizzling songs abruptly barges back into his life, demanding answers.

[beeesworld]

Harry: I love our new house.

Draco: I love our ceiling fan in our new room in our new house. If I wasn't married to you, I'd marry that ceiling fan.

[potter-loves-malfoy]

hey, i tried to find a blog recommending drarry fic so i hope i‘m sending this to the right person :) i logged back into ao3 after a long time and reread some old favorites and now i‘m wondering if you could recommend some fics that have a soft and quiet vibe with draco having made a life in the muggle world after the war? if you know „open for repairs“ by feelsforbreakfast that’s kinda what i’m looking for. thank you already and i hope you’re getting through this bleak february alright!

Here's The Pencil, Make It Work by ignatiustrout

Harry thinks "Why is Malfoy working in a coffee shop in muggle London?" is a much simpler question than, "Are you going to accept that auror offer and, if you don't, what will you do?"

Highly (in)Compatible by gracie137

Draco’s been shagging The Prat Who Lived on and off for a few months when his soul mark starts to change. Draco’s had to accept a lot of adjustments to his life, but accepting that Harry Potter could be his soulmate is one step too far. It can’t be true? Can it?

Moneymaker by dicta_contrion

As a top trader, Draco has power and money, suits and cars, houses and good champagne - everything a person could want. So when Auror Potter comes looking for help, Draco can't think of anything that might persuade him to lend a hand.

Well...maybe one thing.

When You Kiss Me (What A Lovely Way To Burn) by Femme (femmequixotic)

A drag fairytale of New York in which Draco wears red lipstick and Potter can’t get enough.

We Might Be Too Old for a Bildungsroman by calrissian18

Harry finds something he’s been looking for since the war’s end. Admittedly, the packaging’s a bit odder than he expected.

Magic Man by dracogotgame

Draco has been exiled to live in the Muggle World, where he's actually doing alright as an amateur stage magician. Harry has been tasked to determine if he's using real magic to enhance his performances.

There's No Espresso in Azkaban by sassy_cissa

When Harry finds Draco working in a Starbucks, he finds coffee has suddenly become more interesting.

Bonus, this one is mine (and not nearly as good as the ones I've recced above):

Handling Snakes by potter_loves_malfoy

Draco Malfoy is content with his life as a psychologist in the Muggle world. Sure, the tube is a nightmare, and it would be nice to use magic without worrying about being discreet, but it’s good for the most part. When he starts treating a client for their fear of snakes, he realizes that his safe, comfortable, Muggle life won’t be that way for long. It really doesn't help that he might have a slight aversion to snakes. There's no avoiding it now; he needs Harry Potter.

Only for his snakes, of course.

[big-draco-energy]

I love drarry fics were draco learns more about the muggle world and actually enjoys it. See's how wrong him and his parents were. And harry loving how he reacts to everything.

I love when Draco acquires Muggle fashion! Draco in jeans(TM) , Draco in coats, Draco in blaser jackets, Draco wearing scarfs in a careless fashion! Draco in impeccably cut Muggle suits! Draco dressed to kill.

Dffgggvghhbnn. Let's face it, Draco is a fashion icon(TM) , and once he gets over "what the heck is this Potter?" when he sees yet another item of Muggle clothes on Harry (who is, of course, all about being comfortable, thus not caring for robes with million buttons, laces, hooks dammit) - Draco, observing his arse in the mirror is like: "hmm... that jeans thing looks not that bad on ME, well of cOURsE I am able to make any garb look formidable (because yes when it comes to his appearance Draco's vain as a peacock).

And Harry be like: "well whatever lol take it off already", because Harry doesn't care for fashion, most of all he loves to see Draco naked.

I love when Draco smokes!! Smoking Draco is my kink. I love them both smoking - once he acquires this disgusting(TM) Muggle habit from Harry, they both enjoy sharing a cigarette on the balcony of their bedroom, naked, wrapped up in a quilt together.

And there are Muggle gay clubs, of course!! Drarry in a club, Draco having so much fun! "Why are wizards so uninventive, Potter? Has the bloody blood purity sterilised our imagination or whattt?"

[fluffypieceoffloof]

Draco headcanon time!

This is long, buckle up

Ok so this is post war and Draco was exonerated to an extent but he had to pay some hefty fines(but you know the Malfoy coffers are bottomless so it was ok) and also had to spend one month in Azkaban.

Narcissa Malfoy had to serve two years in Azkaban while Lucious was serving 50.

Draco is in the Manor but it's pretty lonely because he's not welcome in Diagon Alley and stuff like that so he is all alone and he doesn't know what to do because for the first time he has nobody telling him what to do.

His Slytherin 'friends' also are busy because they have to build up their individual reputations and hanging around a Malfoy isn't recommended.

So he ventures out into the Muggle world (because it's not like he had anything better to do) and he freaks out at first.

On the first day, he could barely spend an hour in the in the streets of London; but he persists and eventually after a month he is able to spend time in Muggle restaurants and cafes and engaging in some small talk with the people.

One day he is roaming about and enters a gadget shop, (he has a debit card now ok!) where he buys his very first smartphone(let's just fast forward and say this is around 2018 cause so many things weren't there in 1999) and a laptop.

The shopkeeper was around his age and baffled that this person was completely oblivious of technology. But he is a decent sort and helped him set it up and showed him some popular essential things like fb, insta, google.

Draco went to a library and read a lot about history of technology and other important stuff and was thinking about enrolling for some basic highschool level classes for fun (also because he was pretty sure that he won't get a job in the wizarding friend).

But he was still upset that he couldn't get internet and wifi in his manor... but then he researched and researched and found a solution!

And now he has internet at the manor, but he is still lonely and depressed. So he googles all sorts of things.

He starts all these movies and TV series' and reads novels and tries all sorts of different food and even buys makeup products.

Because we all know that Draco's such a big gossip and this social recluse lifestyle isn't helping at all.

So he starts recording videos about him trying all these new things and his reaction and basically just his daily life and it keeps him motivated to keep getting out of bed. And he's getting decent in editing and stuff so his videos are pretty great.

He starts 'saving' them on youtube... but get this, he has no idea that he is uploading them and other people all over can see his vids (yeah yeah, just roll with it)

Basically he's account is all sort of things from reviews on food, movies to straight up makeup tutorials and reviews. His personal style has improved a lot, and his blond hair is fluffy and flying all over in a pleasant tousled way. He has like 'winter skin care routine' and 'how to style for sweaters this winter' type videos. He also has like scathing dramatic jefferey star level videos.

He pretty much trending and has like 4,00,000 subscribes and my oblivious Draco has no idea.

Okay this is endgame drarry but i'm very sleepy and maybe I'll continue later so bye bye