#i just think it would be funny

[bluemanticism]

voltron and its all the same except keith has reaaaally sharp stilettos

[atlas-coolbean]

BBC Merlin x The Lost boys Crossover quotes

Arthur: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Merlin, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Marko, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Merlin: Coming right up.

Merlin: You need to be more careful!

Marko, who was dragged into Merlin's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

Merlin: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.

Marko: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.

Dwayne: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Merlin finally snaps and commits murder?

Marko: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to them.

Lancelot : I told Arthur to grab snacks for everyone.

Leon, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Lancelot , Arthur, and Dwayne raise their hands*

Lancelot : What is it called when you kill a friend?

Arthur: Homicide.

Merlin: Murder.

Paul: Homiecide.

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

tv show idea: it’s a keep up with the kardashian type show but they have to keep the fact that they are the batfamily a secret from the camera crew that follows them around all day.

[mossycobblestonewrites]

DC X DP PROMPT #8

Danny is a Justice League member as Phantom. They know about ghosts and stuff, as Danny has taught them things.

Danny, Dani, and Dan are all relatively grown. In their human forms (Dan inhabits a clone body) they all look VERY similar. The Ghost forms of the D's don't exactly look the same, per se, but they do look very similar and it's not because they are all technically clones (though that helps)

There are more than a few days where Danny doesn't want to do JL stuff, and he figures, the JL know about his operations outside the JL, they should know about his siblings, right? Right? Wrong.

Dan, Danny, and Dani constantly swap out for JL activities and no one has noticed. They all think either A. Danny is gender fluid, B. Danny has mood swing and or multiple personalities, or C. Nothing is wrong, what are you guys talking about everyone has their off days!

The Dannies find out and OBVIOUSLY have to make a game out of it because I mean - how does the JUSTICE LEAGUE of all people not notice the difference between THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE

[forecast0ctopus]

psych episode where shawn begins to have psychic premonitions (carbon monoxide poisoning)

[martisno]

I see them like this

[ghosts-and-glory]

I keep seeing this read that the Lamb is a sweet little guy while the Goat is cruel. I just so can’t help but read them as the Lamb murders you while smiling and giggling while the Goat has a wicked resting bitch face but needs someone else to place their McDonald’s order.

[chiyana]

this is the stupidest crossover possible but I want Tim to make House his doctor

yes that House

why? He needs someone who is very good, will not give up or send Tim out to a different specialist just because his medical condition is difficult, will not be overly concerned about the danger Tim puts himself in, and will lie on Tim's medical records AND to Batman/Bruce Wayne/all of the Bats without hesitation or fear.

House is and will do all of those things without hesitation. He has no shame, no boundaries, he WILL get into a public fight with Bruce Wayne if it means keeping that man out of his patient's (and House's) business. He will help Tim lie to and gaslight the rest of his family without hesitation.

in exchange, Tim is his favorite patient. Not because they get along, necessarily, Tim is a know-it-all little shit and they constantly bicker and House hates how practically every facet of Tim's existence is a lie (and Tim thinks House is a smug know-it-all jackass who is needlessly cruel and callous bc he thinks the world owes him and never delivers just bc he's in pain, news flash a lot of people are in pain and manage not to be assholes) BUT, 1, Tim brings him really interesting cases and problems, and 2, Tim NEVER lies to House about his medical conditions or what he was doing when they happened.

He lies about literally almost everything else under the sun TO everyone else, but he is 100% completely upfront and honest about his medical history and what is going on with him with House.

admittedly it takes a while for House to realize Tim ISN'T lying to him because some of the shit he says is completely insane ("the vigilante thing is pretty obvious but what do you MEAN you got the Apocalypse virus TWICE, AND SURVIVED, AS A FOURTEEN-FIFTEEN YEAR OLD")

but once he realizes Tim doesn't ever lie to him, he becomes House's favorite patient because at least TIM gives him all of the data he needs as best he's able the moment he asks. At least House doesn't have to waste his time following up on bogus information or figuring out the truth, he can just get right into the meat of the medical issue at hand.

also it's so fun to lie directly to Batman's face, know the man knows, and know he can't do anything about it

[helpimstuckposting]

I love a good fwb steddie fic where one of them thinks they’re dating and one of them thinks it’s just casual but I could also get behind a fwb steddie fic where they both think it’s casual and there’s zero misunderstanding between them but then they realize it’s been like five years, they live together, they have a cat together, they kiss and go out together, and they both just look at each other like????? Wait are we dating???? When did we start dating????? And they’re idiots but they’re in love your honor

[skyloftian-nutcase]

TotK Plot Twist: When Ganondorf swallows the secret stone and turns into a dragon he just… vibes. Like all the other dragons. Sometimes he tries to dip down too low to settlements and malice poisons the area until Link lands on his head and baps on the nose like NO BAD DEMON DRAGON and then he just goes “ok” and floats to a higher elevation.

He lingers more around the desert than anywhere else, so he doesn’t bump into the other dragons all that much. But eventually the Yiga figure out some kind of way to turn him back and he’s just like “what kind of weird fever dream was that 🤨” when he’s normal again.

[i-spilled-the-starjuice]

Twisted lil meow meows

look at all the silly little guys

[anemicjellyfish]

Stolas: I feel terrible about taking your bed, Blitzø.

Blitzø: No, Stolas, it's okay. I don't mind sleeping on the beanbag. Worse come to worst, I can just get an air mattress for me.

Stolas: We could find a way to share- or, I could just sleep at a different time than you...

Loona: I don't know why you don't just pull out the mattress from the couch and both sleep on that. Shouldn't it fit both of you?

Stolas: The what?

Blitzø: ...

Blitzø: Wait... *checks*

Blitzø: This has been a pull-out couch THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME?!

[cosmicpoutine]

tattoo the bat symbol as a tramp stamp

[clockwork-ashes]

i think it would be so fun if eris just reluctantly became elain’s friend, like he genuinely likes her but he’s not happy about it

[chamoemileclown]

when i draw the eggs with duck feet this is what i really mean

[newborn-vessel]

Alternate Worm storyline where they make Taylor completely change who she is for the PRT rebrand by focusing on the fact she can control simple sea creatures and crustaceans and making her like an aquaman type hero who does water rescues and is called like,,, Seaside or some junk. She hates this btw but ends up being terrifying anywhere near water, people are more scared of her than Leviathan