#Does Erectile Dysfunction Cause

[mummer]

they could never EVER neverrrrrr ever ever do this even ryan condal would never cede such an “iconic” setpiece & “memorable” dialogue and even if he wanted to HBO simply would not allow it but in my minds eye ideal hotd adaptation of the battle of the gods eye completely discards EVERYTHING supposedly recounted/editorialized in fire and blood no anime dialogue no ultra choreographed fight scene no cinematic beautiful shots of the dragons dancing no leaping from dragon to dragon its actually like incredibly fast and loud and incomprehensible to the audience just beasts colliding and ripping each other apart dirt and blood and horrific and disgusting and ultimately super SUPER pathetic ❤️ daemon and aemond dont get to make any epic last stands theres no glorious blaze out, no chilling last words, no grand narrative, in the end it really is just two men thudding to the bottom of a lake and getting eaten by fish. make the craziest climax in the world an anticlimax. ultimate antimoment

[lemontongues]

one thing about me as a batman fan is that im not 100% convinced his penis works very good. im completely fine with fanfic where hes horny as hell and fucks like a machine and all that but in my heart of hearts im like. this man has erectile dysfunction.

like first of all theres the psychological aspect, in the sense that that man is stressed the hell out and traumatized and paranoid and juggling like 600% more in his head than the average person, which im told doesnt usually contribute to great boners. so there's that part. getting the man to put down his schedules and business concerns and the three different cases hes working on in the back of his head and the updates he wants to make to the batmobile and all that shit. that guy is Distracted during sex. he loses his boner at least once a session because he starts thinking about killer croc or something and yeah hes freaky but not really in that direction, sorry. this is a thing that happens to him and is a known phenomenon to his partners.

and then second of all physiologically im not convinced that he hasnt mangled his penis to some degree in the course of all the training and crimefighting and whatnot. like even taking extra pains to protect it as im sure he would, all of the times that man has been exploded and thrown through walls and glass and all of the jumping off of buildings and swinging around he does?? i simply dont believe his penis has emerged entirely unscathed. you absolutely cant tell me that in the early days he didnt at least twice take a running leap off of something, misjudge his landing, and absolutely destroy his balls when he slipped and took a wrought iron fence full force between the legs. this must have happened. i know it to be true that this man has scars on his dick that he didn't ask someone to put there on purpose and i do kinda think it could eventually affect his sexual function, even aside from the impact of all of his other various and perpetual injuries causing him pain.

so what im saying is that my headcanon is that batman's dick game is weak as hell at least 50% of the time. what that dick do? today, absolutely nothing. tomorrow, who knows. which tbh i find kinda hot in a roundabout way actually, so. love that for him. sorry about your penis, batman.

[sillybeee]

The flaws and postives of dating leon.

cw: angst (substance abuse, etc), mentions of, suicide, substance abuse, erectile dysfunction and sex but never goes into too much detail. ends on a happy note <3 hurt/comfort (?)

Usually I picture older leon so anything having to do with damnation leon and older ^^

The flaws.

──★ substance abuse.

it's no doubt (almost) every leon struggles with using alcohol abuse as a way to cope with his issues. even if he's trying to quit. when he's drunk, he gets irritated easily. he's also really dramatic. and clingy. He's impulsive, and you'll have to scold him constantly when he does something stupid or unsafe. And don't get him wrong, he think you're beautiful, gorgeous, stunning even, but he can't get it up. So expect lazy soft sex with him if you guys have sex at all. Another part is he comes home at late times from drinking at bars at early times of the night. And he's so loud so he wakes you up, you can hear loud bangs, cursing, etc. His drinking also always leads to bed rotting to the point he has food everywhere, and bottles of whatever he wanted at the time scattered on his floor, trash, clothes, it's just bad. On a more postive note, he does quit shortly after the events of vendetta, it takes a lot of convincing himself to go but that leads to another set of challenges, since he's suffering from withdrawal, but during his time quitting, he goes to AA meetings, and therapy to find other things to cope, he even gets a sponser (his name is ken, he loves him), and if it gets really really bad, he'll go to rehab, then a wellness center where the nice nurse ladies will take off him, and he'll play uno with the rest of the depressed people. he honestly loves a hospital setting, he loves feeling taken care of. And as of death island, he'll have been sober for 8 1/2 months. So good for him.

──★ ptsd.

Another thing you might have expected. Leon's life hasn't been cupcakes and rainbows since his parents died. But Racoon city takes the cake for him. In some re6 documents, it talks about leon wanting to commit suicide, but didn't to protect Sherry. After RC, he has nightmares, panic attacks, and sometimes his fears can make him be irrational, like worrying about everyone being the sick, or worrying if his job is watching him to see what he's doing. However, his job makes it easier for him to bottle and mask (autism, hear me out please) his emotions until he's considered "safe", so rarely will he ever act out at his fears, but you can always tell his secretly freaking out. His hands get terribly sweaty, and he always seems to jump at loud noises. But, just you being there is nice to him. He loves being able to see alive, it relaxes him or something. So when you're cuddling, he'll listen to your heartbeat and hearing you breathe. Which eventually helps him fall asleep into an actual peaceful slumber. When it is considered safe to him, he has a meltdown from masking his emotions for too long. He is more sensitive and easily annoyed, and gets overwhelmed by things he normally wouldn't find annoying, like pen clicks, bright lights or his pants feeling weird, like why do jeans feel like that? it's like a mix of burnout and masking coming to him.

── .✦ forgetful.

leon is the perfect boyfriend, who doesn't forget anything. And that is true most of the time, most of the time. He's very present, he knows everything about you, your favorite movies, favorite songs, shows, etc. But he forgets holidays, easily. It's probably his work schedule. He works so much, even on the holidays sometimes, so to him, it feels like a regular day. And he rarely checks calendars. It could be valentine's day, no gift, nothing, and when he realized, he gets now why you're ignoring him and acting so weird. He also forgets chores, rarely ever helps around the house, which is frustrating. Never had to help clean as a kid, cause a nanny or maid always did it for him. He gets irritated on why you're pissed at him for not doing the dishes. Like he did them last saturday! He think he's helping but he isn't. However, if you tell him, you feel overworked with doing everything, he tries doing chores more often on his days off, and you'll come back to a clean house. that won't happen again. sorry.

── .✦ boring and old fashioned.

leon likes mundane things, things most people find boring and unfun, and it will get worse the older he gets. he likes watching the news every morning, waking up and going to bed early, etc, etc. because he's old fashioned. he will have the same phone for years and won't think about changing it until it gets destroyed. he will judge you for getting a new phone even when your old one still works, or "buying something you don't need".

the positives.

──★ attentive.

I'll add more I promise and make a part two!!!

like i said in the forgetful category, he is good at remembering everything you tell him. Just not holidays. But he'll remember everything you tell him, for example, when you're shopping and he sees you stare at something to long. He'll buy it for you, oh you like this flower? Here's a bouquet of them! Oh you like this style of clothes? Here's a store full of them and he will be carrying the bags.

[dreamsofbroflovski]

Okay one, when Butters is super horny and it's just you two he'll hump your leg without realizing it and two can we have HCS of the main 4 + Butters with a reader that doesn't finish easily cuz they're on antidepressants? U don't gotta go into detail but it's a similar thing that I struggle with :3/nf

- 🐣 anon

 #1 - ABSOLUTELY. In your sleep too...

 #2 - Here it is! Hope I did it justice. I might've been a bit too honest about how I see these people. was it made clear i have a favourite? no?

Also, for the people that have sent me asks with requests and stuff: I did not yeet them into the void. I try to do the most I can, so if I haven't gotten to your ask yet, it's very likely I'm holding onto it because I either need another request done first (I guess y'all have noticed how slow I am) or need to converse with my three brain cells (which only awaken in a very specific planetary position) before I can actually write it.

MAIN 4 + BUTTERS HEADCANONS - ANORGASMIC READER

𓆩♡𓆪 STAN MARSH

Eeeeh… Well, sorry. But the very first thing this dude will do is blame himself.

After your first time together when he cums and realizes you didn’t, it’s an automatic shift in the mood from chill and sexy to absolutely dark. He fully sulks, thinking he’s the most selfish motherfucker on the planet, that you’re definitely going to leave him and you should because he doesn’t deserve you.

Which then makes it a shock when you actually explain to him what’s going on - it involves you opening up about some rather personal subjects, and he pays close attention to every word, slowly feeling even worse for making your problems about himself. Out of nowhere, it turns into the both of you butt naked talking about life.

You bond over something. He drowns himself in alcohol to escape his own depression, right? Alcohol can cause erectile dysfunction. At first he didn’t imagine his problem could be similar to yours - but, even if it’s not the same thing, he feels a bit… seen, in a way. Less ashamed of himself.

The concept of things maybe getting a bit more difficult moving on scares him a little bit, no doubt. Like, what if he ends up doing wrong by you and then it really becomes his fault? But he’s suddenly determined to not let something like this get in the way of your relationship - so he pushes through it, and you two end up emotionally closer as a result since you decide to face your problems together.

𓆩♡𓆪 KYLE BROFLOVSKI

The smartest about it. i love him so much i married him 3 times already actually

This is the type of knowledge he’d have even if he doesn’t take antidepressants himself. So, once he finds out you do (either by you outright telling him or by him noticing something around your house), the dots connect in his mind instantly.

So he knows the issue isn’t with either of you, rather it’s a side effect like all medications have, albeit a very bothersome one.

And what do we do with problems? We sort ‘em out. So this guy is doing research and reading scientific articles to try and approach it from a practical sense for you, especially if you’re getting in your head about it, he’s showing you actual information to drill into your head that it is normal.

To be real with you, I think that, in general, Kyle’s one of those people that heavily subscribes to the notion that ‘sex is more about connection and both parties feeling good rather than orgasms’. So he’d have your back in that regard, remind you of it often, and keep that philosophy whenever you two are together. i’m marrying him a 4th time right now

Extra little fact: He’s read through the medicine information leaflet for your medication like a dozen times to figure out everything that it does and any potential other side effects. And probably cornered himself into an anxiety attack of his own by doing so, tbh.

𓆩♡𓆪 ERIC CARTMAN

sighs I’m holding onto the hands of all the Cartman wives right now. But y’all knew what you were in for when you chose the hellspawn. And he’d by far be the hardest to come to an understanding with.

He wouldn’t comprehend it at all. Like, surely this couldn’t be a problem with him (and, for once in his life, he’s right on that!), right? He’s amazing! So that leaves out the other half of the equation, which is you, and he’s sure that’s where the ‘problem’ lies.

It’s entirely possible that you two might even fight over it. He feels a bit threatened by the prospect of there being an inadequacy in your relationship, and so he gets defensive.

Once he gives it a Google search and finds out it’s actually something that happens, though, boy does he regret arguing. And then you get something that you probably should’ve recorded because it’s a once-in-a-lifetime affair: an honest to God apology, complete with flowers on your doorstep, from Eric Cartman.

He ends up having to re-learn a lot of his preconceived notions about sex. A lot of newfound understanding about orgasms not being the end-all-be-all of the deal, and learning different ways to bring you pleasure, physically and mentally. But we know how he gets when he sets his mind to something, and he does deliver on that regard. Cartman growth arc what do you know

If he does make you cum, though? No one is ever hearing the end of it. So so smug.

𓆩♡𓆪 KENNY MCCORMICK

At first, this idiot sees it as a challenge. Like you’re being bratty or testing him out or something - which he’s down for.

But then he goes serious immediately when you explain what actually is going on, and he does apologize. It is all a little bit confusing in his mind, to be fair - for him, arousal and sex are the only actual easy things in life, so this feels out of left field to him. 

Honestly? It would take a bit of explaining to him that your situation is a side effect from medicine. I feel like his household is one where the concept of depression is spoken of as ‘laziness’, so his knowledge about the subject is zero when you first talk.

He’s willing to make amends, though. He does provide a lot of emotional support - in the usual Kenny way; there’s a lot of non-sexual touching involved - and makes sure you understand that it’s not gonna be a problem for him and that he doesn’t think less of you for that at all despite his initial misunderstanding.

And from then on, whenever you two meet for that, he’s a man prepared for battle. Sex toys, lube, water and snacks to replenish energy, anything he can possibly try on you to bring you that pleasure. And if still by the end of the ordeal you don’t finish at all, he’s gonna have made sure you felt good. 

𓆩♡𓆪 LEOPOLD ‘BUTTERS’ STOTCH

So sweet it gave me a cavity, as usual. 

Does blame himself a bit as well at first, but doesn’t get in his head nearly as much as Stan would. It just takes a little bit of talking and that sadness gets quickly replaced by legitimate concern.

Another guy who wouldn’t understand antidepressants very well because his parents would’ve probably given him the belt if he even thought about saying he was depressed. He’s a fast learner, though; the explanation amps up his concerns for you a bit, but it also brings him back to his regularly scheduled programming, which is…

You get absolutely smothered with support and reassurance. He’s not gonna let you feel bad about a single thing if he can avoid it; so if you have any insecurities in that regard, he’s helping get rid of them with loving words and a little bit of careful insight he’s picked up from his limited understanding of the matter.

He’s eager to go through with any possible suggestion to sort things out and make things better for you. Different positions, actions, or sex toys? Why not! Sex therapy? He has no idea what it actually entails, but sure, go right on. He needs you comfortable first and foremost, whatever shape that takes.

Dividers by @cafekitsune

[mossy-green-aka-ferrythem]

Hong Lu ID Attractiveness Rating (THIS IS NOT AN ORDERED LIST)

(By the way, I think every single Hong Lu's cock size is the same, in that they're all absolutely MASSIVE, at least a foot long. Some exceptions are made though.)

LCB Hong Lu: The gold standard. Shining example. Our beloved Jia Baoyu. Always love to see him get down with it. Always want to see him get down with it. He's amazing.

Kurokumo Clan Hong Lu: Fucking amazing. Clearly lacks conviction to do the entire syndicate bad stuff. It's okay babe. You can rest with me anytime~ I'm sure I can convince Kurokumo Captain Ishmael to take the edge off, maybe even bring Kurokumo Heathcliff in and make it a threesome. Amazing ID in terms of attractiveness. Love it. Can just imagine his clothes coming off so easily...

Liu Hong Lu: Very good. Okay on a more serious note his ID really does show the kind of emotional maelstrom he has brewing inside in his ID story :(

Either way. He's beautiful, and I'm sure that beauty can easily be stripped, laid bare, for all to see. Also a lot of amazing pairings for Liu Hong Lu, you got Yi Sang, Faust, Ishmael and Rodion... Ryoshu and Gregor as well. Ryoshu is really hot in that tanktop of her's... mmmmm~

Anyways onto... oh.

W Corp Cleanup Agent Hong Lu: No. Just no. Warp Corp is off limits. Sure there's probably downtime after hours but I'm not letting someone explore someone's insides (sexually) who so frequently explores other people's insides (non-sexually). Not fucking a butcher. Besides, light's completely left this one's eyes. Different cock ranking for him as well. He gets.... erectile dysfunction 💔.

Hook Hong Lu: He's kind of. Well on one hand he has that Baoyu beauty but at the same time he's just like. Too murderous. Too little reason as well. Rebel without a cause really. This one's too lost in this world. Dunno if I'm that into him. He's plenty beautiful, but his outlook on life is sort of a dealbreaker for me, I can't lie.

Fanghunt Hong Lu. No. Fucking. No. I am not gonna fuck a racist. I am not gonna vouch for a racist to fuck. I don't even think a racist should even be ALLOWED to fuck. Shoot this Hong Lu on sight. He's lost his way. Kill both him and Jia Huan, put them out of their misery 💔.

Anyways. Moving on from. That. Hehe. Don't mind that entire things right there ^_^

Tingtang Gang Hong Lu: Somewhat half and half on him, but at the end of the day... Oh FUCK YES. HE'S SO HOT. Also. Those arms. People forget Hong Lu is toned. Some people see him as a twink. Those people are wrong. Also his attitude leave a bit to be desired, but I'm sure he still has potential to change his ways here. Either way it's pretty hot. Also. His little dialogue about wanting to gamble against Rodion. That made me think. If he was gonna go up against Rodion he'd get his shit clapped. His legs will be trembling as he tries to walk it off. She would drain him of every last drop... erm, of his confidence of course! Yes, that! Eheh~

K. Corp Hong Lu: Beautiful princess locked away in a tube. He can probably get it but also reading his story... makes me sad. Does he really feel that refreshed by that tube? So happy to have a mind bereft of thoughts and desires? Either way, what really brings him joy actually, upon finishing reading that, is experiencing new things. Lovely general sentiment, but here, his new experiences are mostly fighting and killing people... 💔

Anyways time to sexualize him. I bet K. Corp's serum could make him more virile than normal. Length is practically unchanged, he's pretty much always consistently packing down there, but he can stay hard for way longer and cum more frequently. No more can he shoot out one or two volleys of cannon-quality cum shots, I'm sure he could do a little bit more. Continuous effort adding up to the kind of excessive cum you'd see in gay furry porn. Good stuff.

Dieci Hong Lu: FUCK. YES. Potentially my favorite. He's so hot. I would teach him so much about sex. I would get Rodion out of that stagnating stupor to join me. Tag team. Still dripping wet after his time with me and seeing him just start to go down on Rodion. IDGAF I NEED TO SEE HIM FUCK!!!!!!! SPEAKING OF WHICH, god damn this ID would look so perfect to me doing both. Dieci Hong Lu probably has a fat ass. Fatter than usual. Hong Lu probably normally has a fat ass, but Dieci is probably next level. Also. For his level of being clothed. I think he'd look best fully clothed while sucking dick. I mean come on. Look at him. Got a perfect dick-sucking get-up with how he looks here, arguably more so than usual. For everything else though, I'd like to see him completely nude. Maybe he could keep that golden cloth thing he has draped over his shoulders, but. Nude. Wanna see him doing all sorts of things. Meursault pounding his ass. Him fucking Rodion is so many wonderful ways. Him and Yi Sang locking fingers and making out. I will show him a world of wonders. I need him so bad. He needs to fuck. Like wild. Please. 😭😘😍🥰🤤🤤🤪🥺

ANYWAYS

Yurodivy Hong Lu: Absolutely love his attitude here, shows how astute our beloved Jia Baoyu is when push comes to shove. However. That outfit...

Dude he's got that Hoyoverse shit on 😭😭😭

He's got the british twink get up 😭😭😭

He's not even a twink like he said but he dresses like a lame twink here 😭😭😭

PLEASE JUST STRIP HIM NAKED. NOT ONLY WOULD IT BE HOT BUT ALSO. THAT OUTFIT IS SO. NAH. LMFAO.

(to be honest it can look cool sometimes and Yuro HL is amazing in Gameplay. However. I strongly believe more-so that his outfit is not it here. He is NOT serving 😭😭😭)

Anyways, last one for now.

Full Stop Hong Lu: Most pleasing indeed. Not that into the hair normally, but I think it's a very nice haircut at the end of the day. Very practical. Fits his profession. This one is more cool than anything. Arguably the coolest Hong Lu. Looking at him more... I would be lying if I said he didn't make my heart a flutter. He should get behind me and fuck me. I normally don't give out that honor, because I don't like anal. Hong Lu though... he's earned it. Also. I think him, Heathcliff, and Sinclair should have a massive gay orgy. Normally not that much of a fujo, not that into BL sexually speaking, however. Think of it. The cocks. The cum. Yes please. You just know Sinclair is packing. Just around the same size as Hong Lu. Either a few centimeters shorter, or straight up equal. Sinclair and Hong Lu frotting, him laughing in delight as their two massive erect cocks make such intimate, intense contact... mmmmphgggg...~~~

Anyways, that's my list closed! Nice way to cap off Season 5 of Limbus!

I love Hong Lu so much holy fuck.

Hope he comes out of Canto 8 the best he can be though. However... I do know it will be painful for him. That makes me sad 💔💔💔

Anyways. Yeah. Hong Lu. Yay! Mmmmphhgggggg...

[kuntprodukt]

Anymore thoughts about Vendetta Leon I love how you write him

OMFG!!!! Ofc anon 💗 Im a yapping machine actually LMAO

Vendetta Leon is moody also tends to do irrational shit, like very irrational and moody. When he is drunk his mood is so easy to swing - alcoholism is at fault. And I knew some people avoiding drinking alone cause they believed it is a first sign of addiction(silly and weird btw) so every time Vendetta Leon(and not sober!!) is with reader he’d force you drink too laik forcing to swallow whiskey and watch you gag and if you spit it he’d slap you - no wasting food/drinks in front of him :3

also really handsy, wouldn’t even think twice to slip his fingers in your underwear and with lazy motion rub your clit - maybe when you cockwarm him sitting on his lap with clear command to not squirm cause it would annoy him, but also he likes to put a spoke in the wheel by applying pressure on your clit and watch you try to stay still - also better for him cause your pussy would grip so good his cock :3

Also erectile dysfunction vendetta Leon it is so yummy for me, he’d be soo insecure sometimes when alcohol does its job (whiskey dick) cause hey he is a man and men don’t have trouble with their cocks. 🙂‍↕️

Probably would watch you jerking off in front of him, directing you and if he is sober and you didn’t cum quickly, he’d complain about wasting his time (even though he likes to watch you and see you try your best to satisfy his dumb demands) after all his leisure time is a rare thing LOL

[basu-shokikita]

If you’re still doing the kiss prompt, may I request 9 for skwistok? (in public)

Goddamn right you can!

From this ask game

9. (Kiss) in public

"The female public wants to know why you're not sleeping with them anymore, Mr. Skwigelf!"

"It's been reported hordes of woman have been forming lines outside of Mordhaus, only to be rejected by the staff!"

"Mr. Skwigelf, are you aware that the birth rates are plummeting partly because of you ?"

"Eugh..." Skwisgaar adjusted his sunglasses, as he faced the crowd of journalists and camera flashes. Charles had scheduled an emergency press conference to put an end to the rumors surrounding the lead guitarist. Problem was, Skwisgaar's hangover wasn't cooperating much.

"Is it true you've been hospitalized because of the several sexually transmitted diseases you've contracted over the years?"

"Whats?" Skwisgaar rubbed his temple, his headache was killing him.

"Can you confirm you're suffering from premature erectile dysfunction due to your promiscuous lifestyle?"

He snorted. "My you-know-whats ams perfectly fine, thank yous."

"Could it be you're going through a second guitar breakdown, following the failure of your mother's marriage?"

Skwisgaar's jaw tensed. "I don'ts-"

"Hey, you leaves him alone!" Toki walked into the crowd with a scowl. When all the attention turned to him, he seemed to realize his misstep. "Um..." He glanced in panic.

"Euh, thanks you, Toki..." Skwisgaar awkwardly spoke into the microphone. He watched Toki walk to the side and get scolded by Charles. His eyebrows knit when he saw Toki looking down in shame. He opened his mouth again, before realizing calling out Charles would do him no good at this point.

The whole thing was surreal. Having to reassure the world that he was still single and available when he had found love for the first time in his life was surreal. He didn't mind lying to the fans, they did that all the time anyway, but it was kind of a pain in the ass to feign indifference to Toki in public.

And, to be honest, he kind of hated it.

"Mr. Skwigelf." A feminine voice called him and he turned. It was a young female journalist that pretty much hadn't said anything ever since the conference started. "Some fans are theorizing that you've finally settled down."

"...Rights." Skwisgaar nervously glanced to the side and saw Toki dramatically gulping. There was a conscious effort to be made not to laugh at that.

"What do you have to say about this?"

"Eugh..." He tried to appear solemn when gazing at the journalist. "Wells..."

"Is that true?"

"Who's the lucky lady?"

Skwisgaar shook his head, the weirdest form of disappointment washing over him. A part of him had expected to be discovered, to have his cover blown up.

And yet, besides the conspiracy-prone fangirls online, nobody seemed to even fathom that the person Skwisgaar was seeing was in the band.

"Do you understand this will cause a mass of suicides of the likes we haven't seen before?"

"Can we get a name?"

"No comments." Skwisgaar tiredly pushed up the sunglasses.

"Is it a musician? An actress, perhaps?"

"Can we expect an official announcement soon?"

"I'm hearing reports that there are Dethklok fans shooting themselves as we speak-"

"Looks, dere's not anyones." Skwisgaar interrupted them. "Ams not seeing anybodies, just taking some sweet times to mine self." From the corner of his eye, he could see Charles' nodding in approval. "Dat is all I has to says."

"But, Mr. Skwigelf-"

"Ams not takingks any more questions, thanks you." Skwisgaar turned off the mic and stepped away from the lectern.

"Please, give us a name!"

"How long have you been together?"

"Are you keeping her identity a secret because she's a fan?"

Skwisgaar covered his face with his hand as he left, not wanting his expressions to be used against him later.

"By time to yourself, do you mean you're stepping away from Dethklok?"

"Mr. Skwigelf, will she be bearing your children?"

"Does she know her partner is the world's most prolific deadbeat dad?"

"My accounts wouldn'ts agrees." Skwisgaar grumbled. Gracelessly, he climbed off the platform.

"How do you plan remain faithful to one partner after a life of promiscuity?"

"Do you want a traditional family because you couldn't have one as a child?"

Annoyed, he turned towards the journalists. "Okays, fucks off now."

"Gentlemen, I think it's time to put this conference to an end." Charles stepped in with his hands up. "The Klokateers will direct you to the exit now, thank you."

Watching the gossip-hungry herd walk away, the irritation swept inside Skwisgaar.

He knew the rumors about him. And the cold facts, too. By this point in his life, he was untouched, he didn't care what people said about him. If they thought he was a cold, unfeeling monster that constantly broke women's hearts, he didn't care. It was meaningless.

Mentioning his family was always a low blow, though. It made his blood boil.

"Ams you okay?" Toki appeared by his side, seemingly worried.

Skwisgaar gave him a long look, like he was unsure himself. Why did he have to keep up this facade for, anyway? It wasn’t even his choice.

That’s right, it wasn’t even his choice.

Abruptly, he turned towards the group. "Heys! Don't goes yet, I has an announcement to make!"

Eyes locking, Toki seemed to read Skwisgaar's mind. "Ams you sure?"

"Pfft, no." Skwisgaar snorted. "But I don't cares."

Charles gave him one of his don't-make-my-life-harder stares and he almost felt bad for what he was going to do. The journalists were swiftly coming back in, reading their cameras and microphones for whatever Skwisgaar was going to reveal.

"I lies earliers." He said, nonchalant. "I ams seeing someones. The most special someones in mine stupid lives, honestly." He felt Toki's wide-eyed stare on him, like he couldn't believe this was actually happening. "And I'm tires of havingks to hide dis shits."

"Skwisgaar..." Charles said in the tone of a warning.

Suddenly indecisive, he glanced at Toki, the hopeful blue eyes he found making the choice for him.

"Fucks it." He muttered to himself, before closing the gap between them.

It happened in a flash, his arm wrapped around Toki's waist before swinging him downward. There it was, that starry-eyed look he loved so much. With a pleased hum, Skwisgaar dipped his head to have their mouths meet. Toki held the sides of his face enthusiastically, passionately reciprocating the kiss.

The collective chattering and non-stop flashes were instantaneous. His heartbeat was thundering in his ear when they broke it off, uncertainty looming.

"I thought you hates clichés." Toki said, smiling.

"I hates dese people more." Skwisgaar replied with a chuckle.

Trying to salvage the situation, Charles stood in front of them. "Gentlemen, there's nothing to see here, please follow the nearest exit, thank you."

Pretty instantly, an army of Klokateers surrounded them to hide them from the media people and a giddy Toki kissed him again. Skwisgaar smiled into their embrace, choosing to ignore the familiar feeling of anxiety.

He wasn't sure he was ready for what would come, but he wanted to be.

[spork88]

Dylanns Medical worries Before Prison

In August of 2013, 19 year old Dylann had reported swelling below the right angle of his jaw, which he thought to be a "lymph node." His fear was sparked from when one of his mothers boyfriends with lymph nodes had gotten cancer. 

Previously his physician had noted on July 10 that he did appear to have a swollen Submandibular enlarged node for 1 month and she wanted to keep it monitored. And she observed how much of a great stressor this had become for Dylann, but she saw no other symptoms supporting reason to cause so much panic. And even after being reassured that the node had not gotten bigger or could impair him he was not convinced.

Visiting the doctors again he complained the node had only gotten worse. She ordered him two blood tests a CBC and CMP. As well as offering him an an HIV test which he declined. Despite his concerns he would never go through with any type of treatment. 

Dylann in general does not have much of a record of receiving medication nor worrying medical issues to tend to. But his mother seems to describe him in a hypochondriac manner. She thinks that he has seen many different physicians, and is overly concerned with various things that he finds could be possibly wrong with him.

He claims that he doesn't experience many of the common symptoms such as headaches, difference in eyesight, nausea, vomiting, etc. But one notable mention is his possible "erectile dysfunction." He reported how he had noticed his erections lost its normal firmness and found it harder to reach ejaculation.

[isdalinarhot]

i used to have encyclopedic dalinar knowledge that was 100% complete but i dont anymore because i havent really reread wind and truth so i couldnt tell you off the top of my head every single thing he does in it. actually THINGS I KNOW FOR CERTAIN DALINAR DID IN WIND AND TRUTH, A LIST:

-exploded and died

-had appetizer bread so good that it caused him to become god

-sent love to navani apologies to adolin and 🏳️‍🌈pride🏳️‍🌈 to renarin as he was dying to death

-saw him having too-drunk erectile dysfunction on he and evi's wedding night

-saw him carrying water to his grandparents or something i wasnt clear on details

-punched vision sadeas in the face for literally no reason

-stopped himself from beating up elhokar and went man i am not on the battlefield every single day anymore this guy is stronger than me

-stopped rathalas from happening even though rathalas was fake

-used a scholar metaphor when navani used a war metaphor

-"adopted" kaladin (and dami, and aladar, and sebarial...)

-got into an argument with adolin i think

-kissed a singer before renarin did

-went to see a bunch of herald visions which i largely did not care about but which navani was like hooooooly shit about

-the stormfather kept offering to take him and navani and gavinor out of the vision back into the present and dalinar kept on going no we gotta stay here

[foone]

I gotta get a regular doctor checkup before I can get scheduled for bottom surgery and the questions were amusingly, just: 1. do you drink? 2. you got diabetes. has that made your feet fall off? 3. does diabetes make your dick not work?

like... reasonable questions I'm sure, but see, even if diabetes did cause erectile dysfunction, you could say I have a somewhat radical solution to that problem already in mind. that's why I'm here, after all.

[rigoshtz]

Do y'all think that Arthur ever gets an erection? Active stress can cause that; also, just for the fun of it, sometimes shit happens and it just stands in his trousers. I don't think they've never had to deal with it, and it's not awkward. John definitely wiped his ass before, too. But how did it go the first time? When they had beef and hated each other .

*Arthur has an erection.*

John: ARTHUR, ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW? WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE!

Or does he have massive erectile dysfunction , no libido, because he also doesn 't have a will to live?

[defilerwyrm]

Hey, trans guy here, and while I’m not personally interested in getting bottom surgery, I am interested in writing t4t erotica involving guys who have. Do you have any writing tips on that front or just stuff you wanna see from what I imagine is a pretty underserved niche?

Howdy and that’s awesome!

One thing that would be cool to see represented: not everyone who gets bottom surgery is a top! I’m sure not, though strangely my interest in playing that role has increased since I had the work done. You can be the biggest anal queen this side of Pornhub and still get bottom surgery. Only makes sense, right—if we can accept that having a dick doesn’t automatically make a cis man a top, the same is also true of trans men & transmascs.

Some things about a healed-up phallo dick from my experience, under a cut:

The head is VERY sensitive, and the base is very sensitive. Everything in between that has erotic sensation but in an “Mm that’s nice” kinda way until you add pressure too. Once it’s healed up, it is definitely possible to orgasm from stimulating it. How long that takes will vary, though. I was told it might be up to a year, but I have a crazy healing factor and had it back in like 2-3 months.

If you couldn’t successfully kill the hair follicles on a permanent basis via electrolysis and/or laser prior to surgery, there’ll be hair. (It’s not THAT weird. Plenty of cis men out there have hair on their shafts too!)

If you had a tattoo on your donor site, you’ve got a tattoo on your dick now, lol. It might be unrecognizable depending on where it was originally (especially on the inner wrist/forearm).

There’s a scar up the underside right in the middle and all around the base. The scar up the middle of your scrotum will look similar enough to the natural seam of an OEM scrotum that it’s not really notable.

The scrotum won’t have all the wrinkles an OEM one does at rest.

No foreskin, more’s the pity, but the head looks VERY much like a circumcised OEM penis once it’s healed.

Different donor sites tend to produce different results. The non-dominant forearm is preferred because they take a stretch of nerve with it and it’ll typically have the least subcutaneous fat, so you tend to get the best sensation and shape. With the back or thigh, bigger guys might end up with a Coke can cock, which cis men THINK they want but it’s a different story when it’s always that size.

Yep, it’s always the same size. Which means you’ve got something the size of an average-for-your-height erection at all times.

Without an implant, it’s quite floppy as you can imagine. If you manspread at all, you might have to shake a leg out when you stand up ‘cause your dick’ll go between your thighs, and you’ll notice real quick as soon as you start walking. Masturbation can be awkward depending on how you do it, but “double bagging” (wearing two condoms at once) will keep it stiff enough to top.

There are two types of implants you can get: a flexible rod made of silver encased in biostatic silicone that gets sutured to your pubic bone to make sure it stays in place (how metal is that?!), or an inflatable rod that has a pump & release in the scrotum. Look for “erectile dysfunction implant” if you’re researching these. With the former, you basically always have an erection, but it’s posable; not great if you wear a lot of Speedos, as my surgeon put it. With the latter, you choose when it stands up and when it lies down. These implants, along with testicular implants for those who get them, are always done at least 6-9 months after the initial surgery.

Recovery can be rough. I took 3 months off work and needed it. The first two and a half weeks were the worst because I had a suprapubic catheter in, and dear gods I hated being cathed. Felt like I had to pee at all times, even right after emptying the bag. Worth it, though, absolutely worth it.

If you do radial arm flap, you’ll end up with two scars aside from the ones on your groin: a rectangular graft that goes most of the way around (NOT all the way around; that leads to necrosis!) the forearm from the wrist to about halfway to the elbow; and a less-obvious rectangular scar shaped like an open book on the top of one thigh where they take a split-thickness (meaning, only part of the way down) skin donation for your arm graft. The graft is pretty obvious, especially if you’re chubby, but my leg scar is extremely subtle and continues to get fainter as my skin cycles itself out.

The graft will be forever hairless.

People will probably glance at the graft, and they might stare if they’re rude, but in the…what’s it been, almost two years I’ve had it, exactly one person has actually asked about it and that was when it was still fresh and extra gnarly-looking. I told her “It’s a graft, it’s not as bad as it looks” and there were no follow-up questions.

Because there’s nerve harvested from the inside of the forearm, sensation comes to the penis faster than it comes to the graft. The cut nerve DOES regrow! But for the first…I’d say 6-9 months? Ish? I could only feel pressure on the tissue UNDER the graft. Sensation is still duller there, but at this point I can feel temperature, moisture, and texture well enough.

Recovery includes physical therapy for the donor arm. The more you move that wrist early and consistently, the less stiff it will be when it heals. I’ll never be able to touch my thumb to my wrist again, but I also can’t do that on the right either now, so I think that’s more to do with my age than the surgery (I used to be a lot more hypermobile, but I am no longer a spring chicken).

Learning to pee standing up is a messy affair that involves cleaning the toilet and doing laundry a lot. Once you’ve got it down, though, it’s pretty awesome.

Chasers will now ghost me the instant they find out I am not biologically available to be their sexual experiment.

There are a LOT of other options for bottom surgery, but I only have passing familiarity with them based on hearing firsthand accounts and what I learned from my surgeon. Personally, I weighed meta vs phallo heavily; being able to get a natural erection with meta or Centurion was a very attractive prospect, but it just doesn’t produce a size that I would find satisfying in terms of my own self-image, so I went with phallo. There was never a question in my mind as to wanting vaginectomy with it. Beyond the unbelievable convenience of being able to pee standing up without an STP device, I fuckin’ HATED my front hole, and I REALLY hated being pressured about having things done to it (mostly by cis men, but not always) all the time.

[lover-of-mine]

I just saw someone genuinely argue "as a Buddie shipper" (which I don't believe) that Buddie shouldn't happen because: their close friendship is too important, the text of the show doesn't support Eddie being gay the way it supports Buck being bi, Eddie is "not ready", and that Ryan Guzman plays Eddie "too straight" to be able to pull off acting Buddie and this feels like to me someone who doesn't actually ship Buddie but is claiming to cause they think it'll give them more credibility in criticizing it.

1) if I see one more argument about how their close male friendship is too important because of toxic masculinity and that making it romantic would ruin it I'm going to lose my marbles because this is the dumbest take. TV is FULL of vulnerable platonic male friendships - 9-1-1 is FULL of them. Also them becoming romantic does not mean they would no longer be friends.

2) So we're just pretending queer-coding doesn't exist now okay.

3) I'm sick to death of the argument of Eddie not being ready. When is he allowed to be ready??? Does he have to suffer for a decade before he's allowed to figure things out??

4) They have to be watching the show with their eyes closed to think Ryan Guzman who has been playing Eddie "Heart Eyes" Diaz for 6 seasons couldn't pull off Buddie.

I'm gonna talk about all points, but the Eddie is too straight thing drives me INSANE. Four months ago, if I said "oh, Eddie is straight, no way buddie is happening" I would have whole essays on how he's gay thrown my way before I hit post. We're talking about a character who had panic attacks about his girlfriend. Who this season had literal erectile dysfunction with another girlfriend. There is no heterosexual explanation for the way Eddie was looking at Buck during the poker game. That man looks at Buck like he's the sun, the sky, the stars, and the moon. Like Buck is somehow the best thing he ever laid eyes on. Yeah, there are threads to pull. With Buck. We only need Eddie to be into one man. And boy, do we have threads to pull there. And honestly, if you wanna see Ryan play painfully straight men, go watch anything else in his filmography, that man knows how to act painfully straight. It's not what he's doing with Eddie. This narrative that Ryan is somehow sabotaging buddie's chances is so beyond ridiculous. Personally, I don't subscribe to Eddie being strictly gay, but I legit don't care anymore as long as he's out of the closet soon give him whatever label, but even if there weren't threads to pull to make it seem like Eddie is in love with Buck, and there are a lot of them, this idea that Eddie being gay is only valid if he's a stereotypical gay man from the beginning is NUTS. Why does gay have to look a specific way to be valid for y'all? This is such a harmful point of view. You want rep but it needs to fit in this one specific box or else it's not valid? What is wrong with you?

The male friendship thing, please tell me where are we lacking vulnerable male friendships in media? Media is made of male friendships. Everything everywhere is about male characters. And Buck and Eddie dating would not negate their friendship all of a sudden. Yall do realize you're supposed to like the person you're dating, right? Isn't literally everyone on the planet telling everyone to marry their best friend? How would that ruin their friendship? It just makes them a stronger couple because they have that foundation. And there literally isn't a show or movie that had two guy best friends who weren't introduced as queer who started dating. Literally, does not exist in media, how would losing exactly one friendship suddenly destroy male friendship representation everywhere? And we weren't even be losing the friendship, the friendship is gonna be a core part of buddie forever. You want strong male friendships? Go watch literally anything else. Every procedural ever has two guy best friends. Go watch house, any of the ncis, h50, the one chicago shows, hell, go watch lord of the rings or something, there are so many male friendships in media. No one is gonna die if Buck and Eddie kiss.

And the whole Eddie not being ready thing. Are we watching the same show? The show where madney started while Maddie was running for her life or bathena started while Bobby was actively suicidal? Or that even henren was presented to us when Hen cheated? Buck's own definition of love is "So every day is the best day ever. Is that really love? Right? Shouldn't it be when you're at your worst, they're at their worst, you have every reason to give up, and you still decide you want to try again?" loving someone at their lowest is the definition of love for that show. It's working through the bad to appreciate the good. And again, this idea that someone needs to be healed to be worthy of love is fucked UP. Eddie is never gonna be fully healed. Recovery isn't linear and he has ptsd. He will forever grieve Shannon. Does that mean he's never gonna be allowed to be loved because he is a human being who has been through hell? What does it take for someone to be "ready for love", huh? What's the threshold here? He was in a helicopter that was shot down and got shot 3 times, he was abandoned by a wife he later was forced to watch die, he was shot at again in broad daylight, he watched his best friend die and had to save him, his own parents just stole his kid. What does he have to do to prove that he is worthy of love, how does he have to handle all that? What I'm getting here is that someone who's been through shit can't be loved, is that the message we're sending? Really? No one seriously wants Buck and Eddie to open season 8 dating, but they are partners and best friends and they don't have to have everything figured out before they go there, they can figure it out together, they do it together anyway. Why can't they take that step and figure things out as a couple? Jesus.

[senatortedcruz]

people saying the apprentice is sympathetic to trump makes no sense. he literally gets liposuction and hair replacement therapy, has erectile dysfunction (caused by abusing diet pills), can’t give his wife an orgasm, and goes bankrupt several times (all historically accurate) and it’s all treated as a joke… that film does nothing but humiliate that man. where is the sympathy lol

all that and he's just not a good guy in the movie. Doesn't seem to have a single moment of human connection or empathy. Do you know how awful you have to be to make Roy Cohn seem relatively sympathetic?

[satancopilotsmytardis]

Once established in their relationship, Dabi likes to wear the little cock cages that shrink his cock, and gives him a nice little cilt. The perfect size to just pop into Tomura's mouth and play with. He gets to feel so incredibly embarrassed about how small his cilt is and just how much bigger Tomura now is.

(The shrinking isn't permanent cause it's fiction, so he gets his regular sized pierced dick back after a little bit)

Adorable! He deserves to feel cute, and small, and completely taken care of! Dabi already thought his lover was obsessed with making him feel good, but he didn't know how much more he would be once he got to literally reshape Dabi's body for his amusement. When he's not in his cage, Tomura is constantly sticking his hand down his pants and playing with his clitty until he's making messes, telling him how cute and perfect he is all the time 💕

(And I actually did more research into this before writing Mindbreak, and it turns out if one can even manage significant shrinking with cages (which not everyone does no matter what they try), it isn't permanent! Compressing erectile tissue doesn't make that tissue disappear, surgery is needed for that. It can lose elasticity and take a while to go back to normal, but it will unless you damage the tissue to the point of causing actual problems and then ope, we're back at medical intervention. It's also not common for extended cock cage wear to cause erectile dysfunction even if shrinking is the goal of the cage! But it is a fun kink, and I will continue to use it anyway!)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hello! is hair (similar to pubic in "texture") growing around the nipples a sign of hormonal imbalance or some shit for an afab person? i'm 27 and this has never been sth my body does, i started noticing the hair maybe two months ago and there is more and more of them... for the context ive never been on any hormones and i am most definitely not underweight (i know body hair does weird stuff when people are malnourished)

hi anon,

hair growing on the areola (the pigmented skin surrounding the nipple) is extremely typical for anyone, regardless of the gender they were assigned at birth or what hormones are most prevalent in their body. humans are hairy creatures, and it's considered "normal" for hair to grow pretty much everywhere except for on our lips, the bottoms of our hands and feet, and right out of the actual nipple itself.

for most people the growth of body hair begins in earnest around puberty, although there's no reason why it couldn't happen in your twenties - bodies are always changing!

the only reason I'd say this might be cause for concern would be if you've also noted any other changes consistent with certain conditions that can also cause unexpected hair growth. polycystic ovarian syndrome (PCOS) is a common offender, as it causes people with vaginas to experience a higher-than-average amount of "masculine" hormones. those can cause more hair growth than is typical, although the big tell with PCOS is usually going to be an irregular menstrual cycle that swings from missing periods altogether to painful, heavy, long-lasting bleeding.

the other option is cushing syndrome, which results from having unusually high levels of cortisol in your body. this can cause such a buckwild buffet of symptoms that it's simply going to be easier for me to borrow this handy graphic from our friends at Healthline rather than list them all out:

and that's not even all of them; my personal favorite is that is can also cause erectile dysfunction! and, yes, for people with vaginas, it can also include an excess of hair in places where hair wouldn't usually be.

anyway, cushing syndrome is triggered by an over-production of cortisol and is most often triggered by a significant source of last, chronic stress: physical injuries and illness, pregnancy, rigorous athletic training, severe malnutrition, or mental health issues like depression and anxiety.

in all likelihood there's no reason to be alarmed about the hair on your areolas, but if you're experiencing any other notable physical changes that sound like they could align with PCOS or cushing syndrome I'd definitely recommend doing a little research on your own to see how well the symptoms match up and decide if you want to take your suspicions to a healthcare provider.