Art, writing, meta, and shit-posting by Tom "Defiler Wyrm" Sims. Austinite. Double queer. Disconcerting. Kinda mean. CONTENTS MAY BE NSFW.
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"Caleb and Essek would be together for a while. Knowing that eventually, not too far off, Caleb will be an old man, Essek will be Essek" C2E141
My heart be damned 😭💔 The mortal and immortal will forever be that one ship that I love and hate at the same time.
I have completed my holy trinity ships of Caleb Widogast, one more C2 drawing from me then I'll be moving onto my favourite short king and his blue puppy (THEYRE ADORABLE), maybe I'll be back when M9 animation released! (can't wait for more new fics 🥰)
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*plays taps*
#skye (dog) lost mr. chicken in the river#mom sent daisy (dog) to get him#she swam out to mr. chicken. sniffed him. THEN SWAM RIGHT BACK WITHOUT HIM#mr. chicken was several dogs' favorite#i guess daisy decided his time had come#(daisy is a fucking asshole bc she has addison's disease & is only kept alive by prednisone shots)#dogs#pets#lol#funny#dark humor#drowning cw#like. I GUESS#rip in peace#meatspace#dog toys#id in alt text
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Thanks, everyone, her surgery is funded and scheduled for Sept 2, 2025!


Cassie saw the vet yesterday. She was so good and so brave! Even though she was poked and prodded and got two shots and her blood stolen she was an angel! Overally she's in exceptional health for a 14-year-old cat, with one exception.
It seems her microchip has, over time, migrated onto the edge of the shoulderblade and painfully adhered there with scar tissue. She's going to need surgery to remove it.
I've already paid for the pre-anesthesia blood work (which was actually more than what the estimate says because I'm having them do a senior panel, which is $134 instead of $97.50). The higher estimate is if it turns out that what we're feeling on her shoulderblade isn't actually her microchip and is instead a growth that requires a biopsy ($207).
Should you want (and be able to) donate to her surgery fund, you can do so here: https://ko-fi.com/A364QZK
Shares greatly appreciated too!!
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Cassie saw the vet yesterday. She was so good and so brave! Even though she was poked and prodded and got two shots and her blood stolen she was an angel! Overally she's in exceptional health for a 14-year-old cat, with one exception.
It seems her microchip has, over time, migrated onto the edge of the shoulderblade and painfully adhered there with scar tissue. She's going to need surgery to remove it.
I've already paid for the pre-anesthesia blood work (which was actually more than what the estimate says because I'm having them do a senior panel, which is $134 instead of $97.50). The higher estimate is if it turns out that what we're feeling on her shoulderblade isn't actually her microchip and is instead a growth that requires a biopsy ($207).
Should you want (and be able to) donate to her surgery fund, you can do so here: https://ko-fi.com/A364QZK
Shares greatly appreciated too!!
#cassiopeia#cats#kitties#crowdfunding#mutual aid#vet bills#cats of tumblr#pets#animals#cute#ko fi support#meatspace
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when i was a kid rummaging thru my mums cd collection to steal Good Stuff i accidentally stumbled across one called ‘songs for bonking’ which was coloured awful negative neon picture of ppls feet on top of each other in a bed and ALL the songs were like fucking ska punk
#no sorry AKSHULLY sadeness by enigma is a deeply sexy song#so much so that i don't think i could fuck to it. i'd get imposter syndrome in bed like sorry dude i'm not sexy enough for this#fucking dying lmao#absolutely incredible#music#blog together queue alone
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I'm late to the party, having just recently finally finished c3, but
A moment of appreication for Her Royal Majesty, Bright Queen Leylas Kryn and her BALLS OF STEEL that when an actual goddess showed up in the flesh and said "Hey you, I need that thing, gimme" she didn't hestiate a moment to be like "The FUCK you say"
#leylas kryn#the bright queen#critical role#cr3#cr c3#critical role spoilers#from like. several months ago. lol#plz how do i fandom
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apropos of nothing but having just blocked another today I am perpetually shaking my head in disappointment that all the porn bots that follow me to try to game their SEO are for straight porn. like don't they know where the fuck they are
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A friend recently lost one of their cats to a terrible and sudden illness, despite a very good vet’s best efforts. Drew this as a memorial sketch of their girl.
Let it be remembered that Honey Bunny was a queen among cats, strong-willed, peace-loving, and kind.
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Sorry it looks like this but this is what I think Caleb and jester would try once, just to see.

#they so would#lmfao#caleb widogast#jester lavorre#critical role#cr c2#the mighty nein#comics#not my art#plz how do i fandom#blog together queue alone
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For every ember glow, a shadow cast. For what every future holds, an equal past. As above so below.
If Dunamancy has taught us anything, it’s that second chances are real.
#i have a lot of feelings#shadowgast#caleb widogast#essek thelyss#clean-shaven caleb my beloved#critical role#cr c2#not my art#plz how do i fandom#blog together queue alone
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if im understanding the sequence of events correctly, cognouza successfully escaping the fall of aeor and surviving only to eventually get destroyed by the mighty nein is. sorry to say. kind of hilarious to me.
like. you flee the city as it is destroyed by the literal gods, like Actual Fucking Gods Meteor Storm-ing it up, you manage to escape with your skin intact, you float in the astral sea as a flesh city, but you survive, for a long time.
and then some idiots with a bright pink haversack and a dream (threatening) come in and beat you with the power of friendship and a manifestation of a huge egg dick. can you imagine. you survive the gods and then the mighty nein kill you. they fell ass over teakettle out of a huge tree. twice. they went to a fancy party and one of them spent the whole night high as balls and they still uncovered a huge spying plot that altered the course of a war. they tried and failed to do three-way rock paper scissors. twice. you were a part of aeor and escaped its downfall and survived the wrath of the gods and the betrayal of the betrayal gods and its aftermath. unfortunately the mighty nein had a friend who they miss dearly and some people they care about in a place you were threatening so. you know. game over.
#objectively hilarious#lmfao#the mighty nein#this is all true#critical role#cr c2#critical role meta#plz how do i fandom#blog together queue alone
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Good US news because I think we all could use some of it:
The Marines are to be withdrawn from LA. The extreme escalation many of us feared did not happen thanks to the people of LA and the soldiers themselves who said "no".
The "Good Trouble Lives On" protests may not have been as big as the previous "Hands Off" and "No Kings" protests (likely due to heat + being planned on a weekday), but still 1.6k protests were held across the USA with thousands joining in with the peaceful protest.
The Trump administration has been ordered to restore $6.2 million in grant funding to nine LGBTQ+ and HIV-related nonprofits. This is fantastic.
Pittsburgh City Council has passed bills to protect its LGBTQ+ citizens.
California has stepped up to partner with and support The Trevor Project. Let's go, Cali!
Another win for California: Reports show that California is powered by two-thirds clean energy. This is a historic first and it keeps getting better!
The ACLU of Louisiana has secured the release of two wrongfully detained Iranian LSU students.
The Republican governor of New Hampshire has defied her party and shot down a book banning bill.
Shareholders have pushed back on corporations' anti-DEI proposals, forcing companies to face the fact that diversity is good for business... And reminds us that the majority does not agree with the removal of DEI, no matter what MAGA wants us to believe.
Since November, 69 of the 110 Supreme Court lawyers tasked with defending the Trump admin's policies have quit.
Don't let anyone tell you that there isn't hope, that there aren't people fighting and working and just as scared and angry as you are. You are not alone. Peaceful protests, contacting reps, and simple non-cooperation is how we sustainably and successfully push back against authoritarianism.
"We're cooked" is the devil talking. Giving up, rolling over, and perpetuating the idea that we've already failed is exactly what MAGA wants. Don't give them the satisfaction. Don't make it easy. Continue to look after each other and support your communities where you can. Keep protesting, keep calling, keep writing, keep loving. The heart is a muscle the size of your fist; we can get through this as long as we continue to stand up and say "no".
#the heart is a muscle the size of your fist#FUCKING METAL#resistance#some good things#current events#us politics#queerdom#blog together queue alone
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I hate to be all "cis good" on main, but if it weren't for the cis queer women that welcomed me into womanhood idk where I would be
#this is beautiful#humans are good actually#likewise: shout out to all the cis gay men who have accepted me as a man both before & after medical transition#solidarity#trans matters#queerdom#third wave feminism#trans rights#blog together queue alone
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my vape pen. joke's on you, that's gonna kill me anyway

#don't smoke or vape kids#i'm so fuckin' serious about that#reblog bait#blog together queue alone#addiction
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Sharing this cos I love this binding!
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caleb wordlessly building a snowman next to beau and asking if she'll help and then when she starts a snowball fight with him he uses magic to fling her into a fluffy pile of snow and beau gives him a thumbs up and walks back over and he's built a two-headed snowman with a happy face and a sad face and he goes "look that's us." and then when she is confused about who's who he makes it so that both faces look grumpy. the way this man shows affection makes me insane sometimes
#cr c2e114#ngl that is one of my all-time favorite scenes#empire siblings#caleb widogast#beauregard lionett#im lov themb#the mighty nein#critical role#cr c2#i hope they animate this ;w;#it is so so important to showing how far caleb had come!!#plz how do i fandom#blog together queue alone#f
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it's almost been two years since i drew essek for the first time!! there's a little improvement comparison under the cut for anyone interested <3
this is wild. what the heck. i love improving!! gone is his weird blocky mantle and his strangely flat hair!! he has been gifted an ear cap that fits and a pretty colour palette!! huzzah!!
i hope some artist out there who's stuck knows that they can and will improve. my new piece isn't perfect - i kind of hate it - but i love how far i've come.
and i love this damn WIZARD
#hot boi#the mighty nein#critical role#essek thelyss#cr c2#not my art#plz how do i fandom#blog together queue alone
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