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josephinekhawaja · 2 years ago

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Been seeing posts around proposing Satine and Bo-Katan Kryze as respectively the Star Wars Elsa and Anna...

...given obvious visual and probably other parallels. And I do see what they see, this is the way. But just immediately hilarious to me on another level as Anna endgames with a more working-class dude with 'zero social skills', who starts off as not exactly her favourite person in the universe or at that to be stuck with. And whose dearest companion is assuredly non-human because humans are overrated as at least half the song goes (facts though, Kristoff -- where is the lie). Perfection.

#Way too many candidates out of 3 seasons to be singing Fixer Upper to Bo-Katan...way too many.#And every clan of the Mandalorian diaspora are the trolls.#Saying fixer-upper would be the most diplomatic way of putting the Din Djarin damsel-in-distress era we are in.#Disaster Din #Din Djarin x Bo-Katan Kryze #Din x Bo-Katan #Din-Katan #Din Djarin and Kristoff Bjorgman both be thick boys.#Would Sven be more of a pet though?#Hard to think of him as anything less than family.#Even if more sibling dynamic than anywhere near the sacredness of parent-child.#Olaf and Sven are the brothers-in-law of each half of the family...why am I even secondguessing myself.#Din's zealotry would be more the counterpart for Anna being called out for getting engaged to someone she just met that day though #so gender flip with that.#You can DIE TRYING to redeem yourself to your cult if It's True Love.#enemies-to-friends-to-lovers road trip shenanigans #the Armourer and all the rest would be the Prince Hans equivalent in terms of potential villain reveal then #They better sleep with one eye open for me after possibly sending Din Djarin to his Admiral Akbar trap in the mines of Mandalore.#The entirety of the internet is losing its mind over literally one episode #and I am just chilling here and cackling🍷🍾.#crack for the tag #Thought we could use a little lightheartedness in here given all the incoming infighting in this fandom should this ship sail⚔.#dinbo

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captain-of-marvelous-dragons · 1 year ago

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My contribution after watching the Ahsoka show

#ahsoka #ahsoka show #sabine wren #grogu #din grogu #the mandalorian #the disaster lineage #star wars

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realmothchu · 2 years ago

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i know that dinluke situationship is crazy

#din asks “what are we?” after randomly disappearing for 4 months #he is hopelessly in love but doesn’t push things bc he respects luke’s whole jedi no attachment thing #luke respects din’s privacy so they don’t progress past quick hand jobs #he doesn’t think din likes him like that bc HES ALWAYS DISAPPEARING FOR MONTHS AT A TIME #idk they’re a disaster #and they’re like oh we’re taking care of this baby together of course we’re catching feelings haha… it doesn’t mean anything tho right #star wars #dinluke

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weirdnotal · 8 months ago

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Somewhere in the multiverse, Ben Solo, Rey, Fin, Poe, and Grogu have tons of great uncles and an amazing great aunt

Luke thinks he's gonna freak, but Dins just like: obviously this what every family unit should look like duh

No, Hans does not know how to feel about all the Boba fett lookalikes. He doesn't wanna talk about it.

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mikeluciraphgabe · 8 months ago

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This disaster lineage is so silly when you break it down

A goblin who Fucks and runs this bitch before going completely off the rails and moving to the middle of nowhere

^ that one’s son padawan who decided that his dad master’s rules we’re stupid - left - and became a wine aunt who is deranged but in a lowkey way

^ that one’s son padawan turned pothead that takes his own son padawan out to fight for ‘enrichment’

^ his dad master traumatized him and made him a whore, slut, booty call if you will as a result

Anakin

Anakin’s first daughter padawan who is a sweetheart - never done anything wrong ever and will stare at her enemies in the eyes before doing the most unnecessary and unexpected move

The ‘last’ Jedi who doesn’t even know how to do the most basic move with a saber - meditates while doing a handstand AND is a Twink (oh and Anakin’s illegal bio-son)

^ that one’s twin sister who is lowkey the most chill but is also Unhinged (don’t take the calm exterior seriously - she’s fucking crazy) (Anakin’s illegal bio-daughter)

The twink’s first ever padawan who is his great-great-great-great grandfather master’s bio-son but then decides that ‘nah this ain’t me fr’ and goes to live with a mandolorian for a couple of years

Boy who is going through a phase evil but falls in love with Anakin’s groomer’s granddaughter and acts like he doesn’t care for her when he Very Much Does (Anakin’s illegal bio-daughter’s son)

#I was giggling making this #I think my favorite part is ‘Anakin’#like that’s it #master yoda #count dooku #qui gon jinn #obiwan kenobi #anakin skywalker #ashoka tano #luke skywalker #leia skywalker #leia organa #din grogu #grogu djarin #grogu #kylo ren #disaster lineage #star wars

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archivistofnerddom · 1 year ago

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Okay, so we talk about the Disaster Lineage. It started with Yoda and passed down through Count Dooku, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Anakin, Ahsoka, and Sabine. If we factor in that both Obi-Wan and Yoda trained Luke (thus bringing him fully into their Jedi line), that means that Luke, Leia, Rey, and Ben/Kylo Ren (and Grogu with his brief training with Luke) are all a part of the Disaster Lineage.

Therefore, this franchise shouldn’t called be “Star Wars” or the “Skywalker Saga”.

It should be called “The Disaster Lineage Strikes Again (And Screws Up A Galaxy Over Several Generations)”.

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phantom-of-the-501st · 2 years ago

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Din becoming the ruler of an entire planet by accident is the most Din Djarin thing to ever happen to that man

#if someone had just explained how things in star wars work #man just wanted to get his son back #and he did #for five minutes #then he lost the child and was left in charge of a whole ass planet he didn't want #this man is a walking disaster #star wars #the mandalorian #din djarin #mando #din and grogu #mando and grogu #grogu

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mando-lover · 2 years ago

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🤦🏻‍♀️ Din Djarin: Human Disaster

#the mandalorian #din djarin #mando #the mandalorian spoilers #pedro pascal #mando spoilers #bo katan kryze #human disaster din djarin

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kayedium-writes · 1 year ago

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Last Line Tag

Tagged by @danceswithdarkspawn! Alright, so the tag may have been like a month ago, but who's counting anyway?

(This is definitely more than one line, but it's the first thing I've wrote in a long time and I wanna share lol)

Ben gave a tiny salute that made Luke snort and then ran off down the hall, leaving Luke alone with Leia’s not-quite-judgmental-but-sort-of face. “Must be nice to sleep in,” Leia joked. Luke looked to his nightstand, unable to hold back the groan when ‘7:32’ greeted him in bright red on the alarm clock. Sleep in. “It is, and this isn’t it.”

Tagging: @captainjimothycarter @oceangirl24 @mrsmungus @lena-hills @justanotherpersonwhowrites + anyone else who sees this and wants in. Soft tags all around, just want to see anything and everything you've been up to!

#last line tag #dinluke #I finally started the single dad din fic???#with a side of luke is a disaster

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rivrsin · 6 months ago

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#longest day ever #what should i order for din bc i am not in the mood to cook after this disaster of a day #i totally jinxed myself rip #work wise obvi everything else is fine lol #luckily i do have my favorite wine on hand

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agentscamander-romanoff · 2 years ago

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Both Din and Ragnar have the same horrible type of luck