#Disaster Din

[josephinekhawaja]

Been seeing posts around proposing Satine and Bo-Katan Kryze as respectively the Star Wars Elsa and Anna...

...given obvious visual and probably other parallels. And I do see what they see, this is the way. But just immediately hilarious to me on another level as Anna endgames with a more working-class dude with 'zero social skills', who starts off as not exactly her favourite person in the universe or at that to be stuck with. And whose dearest companion is assuredly non-human because humans are overrated as at least half the song goes (facts though, Kristoff -- where is the lie). Perfection.

[captain-of-marvelous-dragons]

My contribution after watching the Ahsoka show

[realmothchu]

i know that dinluke situationship is crazy

[weirdnotal]

Somewhere in the multiverse, Ben Solo, Rey, Fin, Poe, and Grogu have tons of great uncles and an amazing great aunt

Luke thinks he's gonna freak, but Dins just like: obviously this what every family unit should look like duh

No, Hans does not know how to feel about all the Boba fett lookalikes. He doesn't wanna talk about it.

[mikeluciraphgabe]

This disaster lineage is so silly when you break it down

A goblin who Fucks and runs this bitch before going completely off the rails and moving to the middle of nowhere

^ that one’s son padawan who decided that his dad master’s rules we’re stupid - left - and became a wine aunt who is deranged but in a lowkey way

^ that one’s son padawan turned pothead that takes his own son padawan out to fight for ‘enrichment’

^ his dad master traumatized him and made him a whore, slut, booty call if you will as a result

Anakin

Anakin’s first daughter padawan who is a sweetheart - never done anything wrong ever and will stare at her enemies in the eyes before doing the most unnecessary and unexpected move

The ‘last’ Jedi who doesn’t even know how to do the most basic move with a saber - meditates while doing a handstand AND is a Twink (oh and Anakin’s illegal bio-son)

^ that one’s twin sister who is lowkey the most chill but is also Unhinged (don’t take the calm exterior seriously - she’s fucking crazy) (Anakin’s illegal bio-daughter)

The twink’s first ever padawan who is his great-great-great-great grandfather master’s bio-son but then decides that ‘nah this ain’t me fr’ and goes to live with a mandolorian for a couple of years

Boy who is going through a phase evil but falls in love with Anakin’s groomer’s granddaughter and acts like he doesn’t care for her when he Very Much Does (Anakin’s illegal bio-daughter’s son)

[archivistofnerddom]

Okay, so we talk about the Disaster Lineage. It started with Yoda and passed down through Count Dooku, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Anakin, Ahsoka, and Sabine. If we factor in that both Obi-Wan and Yoda trained Luke (thus bringing him fully into their Jedi line), that means that Luke, Leia, Rey, and Ben/Kylo Ren (and Grogu with his brief training with Luke) are all a part of the Disaster Lineage.

Therefore, this franchise shouldn’t called be “Star Wars” or the “Skywalker Saga”.

It should be called “The Disaster Lineage Strikes Again (And Screws Up A Galaxy Over Several Generations)”.

[phantom-of-the-501st]

Din becoming the ruler of an entire planet by accident is the most Din Djarin thing to ever happen to that man

[mando-lover]

🤦🏻‍♀️ Din Djarin: Human Disaster

[cross-d-a]

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars Legends: Jedi: The Dark Side (Comics), Star Wars Legends: Tales of the Jedi (Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Feemor/Din Djarin/Ezra Bridger/Luke Skywalker, Feemor & Disaster Lineage, Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker, Ezra Bridger/Luke Skywalker, Ezra Bridger/Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Feemor (Star Wars), Ezra Bridger, Luke Skywalker, Din Djarin, Boba Fett, Grogu | Baby Yoda, Ahsoka Tano, A-3DO (Star Wars), Huyang (Star Wars), Sabine Wren, Omega (Star Wars: The Bad Batch), CT-7567 | Rex, Dooku | Darth Tyrannus Additional Tags: Time Travel, not necessarily a fix-it, but Feemor does live, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Yoda's Disaster Lineage as Family (Star Wars), Mand'alor Din Djarin, Grief/Mourning, Trauma, what do you do when you wake up 50 years in the future and everyone you knew and loved are dead, you try not to go crazy and eventually build a new family of your own, Feemor Needs a Hug (Star Wars), Feemor-centric (Star Wars), Jedi as Found Family (Star Wars), Non-Human Feemor, Soft Din Djarin, Protective Din Djarin, Protective Luke Skywalker, Lonely Luke Skywalker, Ezra Bridger is a Little Shit, Half-Human Half-Mirialan Ezra Bridger, mentions of Ezra Bridger and Thrawn's Space Adventures, Found Family, Angst, Fluff, Jedi Appreciation (Star Wars), Grogu being adorable, mentions of Disaster Lineage, mentions of Jocasta Nu, Slow Burn, kinda??, Alien Biology

  Summary:

There’s a reason why Obi-Wan Kenobi never heard of Qui-Gon’s first Padawan.

Or: When investigating a long-abandoned Jedi Temple, Feemor touches something he shouldn’t. As Jedi so often do.

[kayedium-writes]

Last Line Tag

Tagged by @danceswithdarkspawn! Alright, so the tag may have been like a month ago, but who's counting anyway?

(This is definitely more than one line, but it's the first thing I've wrote in a long time and I wanna share lol)

Ben gave a tiny salute that made Luke snort and then ran off down the hall, leaving Luke alone with Leia’s not-quite-judgmental-but-sort-of face. “Must be nice to sleep in,” Leia joked. Luke looked to his nightstand, unable to hold back the groan when ‘7:32’ greeted him in bright red on the alarm clock. Sleep in. “It is, and this isn’t it.”

Tagging: @captainjimothycarter @oceangirl24 @mrsmungus @lena-hills @justanotherpersonwhowrites + anyone else who sees this and wants in. Soft tags all around, just want to see anything and everything you've been up to!

[rivrsin]

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[agentscamander-romanoff]

Both Din and Ragnar have the same horrible type of luck

[sabines-wrens]

we shouldn’t have to wait for the last two episodes to redeem an entire season

[aj-parker94]

jfc Din Djarin how the hell did you survive before Grogu came along?

[thehotpilot]

also words cannot capture how much i love din djarin like he is my comfort character for real

[allowaykirk]

Sickfic WIP 😈

Cobb: What if I take care of myself? Will you take care of yourself then?

Din: no :)