#Disaster Din

[josephinekhawaja]

Been seeing posts around proposing Satine and Bo-Katan Kryze as respectively the Star Wars Elsa and Anna...

...given obvious visual and probably other parallels. And I do see what they see, this is the way. But just immediately hilarious to me on another level as Anna endgames with a more working-class dude with 'zero social skills', who starts off as not exactly her favourite person in the universe or at that to be stuck with. And whose dearest companion is assuredly non-human because humans are overrated as at least half the song goes (facts though, Kristoff -- where is the lie). Perfection.

[captain-of-marvelous-dragons]

My contribution after watching the Ahsoka show

[realmothchu]

i know that dinluke situationship is crazy

[weirdnotal]

Somewhere in the multiverse, Ben Solo, Rey, Fin, Poe, and Grogu have tons of great uncles and an amazing great aunt

Luke thinks he's gonna freak, but Dins just like: obviously this what every family unit should look like duh

No, Hans does not know how to feel about all the Boba fett lookalikes. He doesn't wanna talk about it.

[mikeluciraphgabe]

This disaster lineage is so silly when you break it down

A goblin who Fucks and runs this bitch before going completely off the rails and moving to the middle of nowhere

^ that one’s son padawan who decided that his dad master’s rules we’re stupid - left - and became a wine aunt who is deranged but in a lowkey way

^ that one’s son padawan turned pothead that takes his own son padawan out to fight for ‘enrichment’

^ his dad master traumatized him and made him a whore, slut, booty call if you will as a result

Anakin

Anakin’s first daughter padawan who is a sweetheart - never done anything wrong ever and will stare at her enemies in the eyes before doing the most unnecessary and unexpected move

The ‘last’ Jedi who doesn’t even know how to do the most basic move with a saber - meditates while doing a handstand AND is a Twink (oh and Anakin’s illegal bio-son)

^ that one’s twin sister who is lowkey the most chill but is also Unhinged (don’t take the calm exterior seriously - she’s fucking crazy) (Anakin’s illegal bio-daughter)

The twink’s first ever padawan who is his great-great-great-great grandfather master’s bio-son but then decides that ‘nah this ain’t me fr’ and goes to live with a mandolorian for a couple of years

Boy who is going through a phase evil but falls in love with Anakin’s groomer’s granddaughter and acts like he doesn’t care for her when he Very Much Does (Anakin’s illegal bio-daughter’s son)

[archivistofnerddom]

Okay, so we talk about the Disaster Lineage. It started with Yoda and passed down through Count Dooku, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Anakin, Ahsoka, and Sabine. If we factor in that both Obi-Wan and Yoda trained Luke (thus bringing him fully into their Jedi line), that means that Luke, Leia, Rey, and Ben/Kylo Ren (and Grogu with his brief training with Luke) are all a part of the Disaster Lineage.

Therefore, this franchise shouldn’t called be “Star Wars” or the “Skywalker Saga”.

It should be called “The Disaster Lineage Strikes Again (And Screws Up A Galaxy Over Several Generations)”.

[phantom-of-the-501st]

Din becoming the ruler of an entire planet by accident is the most Din Djarin thing to ever happen to that man

[larkoneironaut]

🪐 Everything and more 🐚

My OC Elikai Vidis from my Din Djarin romance fic Beyond Beskar on AO3

[mando-lover]

🤦🏻‍♀️ Din Djarin: Human Disaster

[kayedium-writes]

Last Line Tag

Tagged by @danceswithdarkspawn! Alright, so the tag may have been like a month ago, but who's counting anyway?

(This is definitely more than one line, but it's the first thing I've wrote in a long time and I wanna share lol)

Ben gave a tiny salute that made Luke snort and then ran off down the hall, leaving Luke alone with Leia’s not-quite-judgmental-but-sort-of face. “Must be nice to sleep in,” Leia joked. Luke looked to his nightstand, unable to hold back the groan when ‘7:32’ greeted him in bright red on the alarm clock. Sleep in. “It is, and this isn’t it.”

Tagging: @captainjimothycarter @oceangirl24 @mrsmungus @lena-hills @justanotherpersonwhowrites + anyone else who sees this and wants in. Soft tags all around, just want to see anything and everything you've been up to!

[starfightertrauma]

since i'm hiding in my room until i have no choice but to go out there and cook (i'm easily drained by people), here's some modern au thing where the Disaster lineage celebrates christmas.

Yoda comes every year and brings gifts for everyone. He brings one less gift for Anakin because he likes seeing his great-grandson lose his shit discreetly. Even Padme gets the same amount of presents as everyone else, and Yoda doesn't even talk to her very much.

It's hosted at Dooku's place, because it's the largest place between all of them. He doesn't decorate though, so Qui-Gon tends to come over a week before they meet up and just goes all out. Dooku says he hates it, but he likes the company of just his son.

Qui-Gon, as previously stated, is the decorator. He also wraps his gifts the best, usually doing something fancy. That being said, he will come a week early to everything and still, somehow show up late for dinner and gift-giving. Usually it's because he got lost in the forest and brought back new plants.

Obi-Wan only comes for Christmas. He tends to forget that everything else exists in the world, and by the time he remembers that People Exist, it's December again. They never actually tell him when to come, he just ends up showing up on the same day, the same time, every year. (He was once an hour late and everyone had an anxiety attack. Turns out, there was just traffic.)

Anakin is the first person to actually bring someone to Christmas. Everyone else is adopted. He's shitty at gift wrapping, so he either stuffs it in a bag or just hands the gift over. He's 90% sure that Yoda dosen't get him the same amount of gifts as everyone else because Yoda hates him. His gifts are usually homemade or expensive. Bonus: Padme does the shopping if it's expensive.

Ahsoka was brought over once when she was fourteen, and now she's an official member of the family. She's the precious one. She was the only girl among sons/grandsons, so Yoda spoils her. He usually slips her an extra gift. She's always there to help in the kitchen.

Luke and Leia were the babies of the family. The only two to ever actually be born in the family. Luke is the cutie who thinks going outside and playing in the snow is his rebellious phase. Leia is the terror who joins her grandfather in the woods and ends up bringing home bugs. They're both spoiled as fuck, but everyone agrees it's necessary.

Grogu is brought over for one christmas while his dad had to go on a last minute business trip and they keep bugging Luke to bring him again.

[rivrsin]

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[agentscamander-romanoff]

Both Din and Ragnar have the same horrible type of luck

[ranahan]

Book of Boba Fett, Chapter 6: the Jedi continue their generational traum… traditions.

There’s this kid, developmentally looks like a toddler. Isn’t even talking yet. And sure, he has this weird space magic and probably needs help learning how to not fuck shit up with it. Apparently, learning that involves:

“Helping him remember” the violent assault that killed everyone else in his primary residence and reliving their deaths.

Denying access to the one stable and reliable adult in his life who has proven he will stick with this kid even if he can’t be the primary caregiver for magic reasons.

Giving this toddler an ultimatum: he can choose said adult (with whom he understandably has a strong connection due to circumstances alone) or learn to be a space wizard. Essentially, “I can make you great, but it’s my way or the highway.”

(The laser bolt shooting droid and combat practice would make it to this list but arguably, the kid needs age-appropriate self-defence lessons due to his circumstances. That means dodging laser bolts and running away, not a kriffing laser sword of death as a reward.)

What manipulative bantha poodoo is this? Is it a requirement to have insecure attachment to stay on the light side? Give this kid back to the dad who’s not a deadbeat and has functional empathy.

[sabines-wrens]

we shouldn’t have to wait for the last two episodes to redeem an entire season

[aj-parker94]

jfc Din Djarin how the hell did you survive before Grogu came along?