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Yet another strong female character to look up to in the starwars universe

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Oh yeah, they were bickering like an old married couple long before they actually became an old married couple.

Did you guys know that they actually invented married bickering

(Vers w/out speech bubbles under the cut!)

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Being in my 30s is a hell of a lot more fun than being in my 20s.

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Can verify. My cat will follow me into the bathroom whenever she can get away with it.

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Crosshair: You just wanted an excuse to steal the Emperor’s shuttle, didn’t you?

Omega: Yep!

Crosshair: Tech and Echo have raised you too well.

Omega: And Wrecker would think it’s hilarious.

Crosshair: . . .

Omega: Plus, Hunter would absolutely hate it.

Crosshair: Sold.

Omega: truth or dare?

Crosshair: this is *not* a slumber party!

Omega: but it kinda feels like one!

Crosshair: we are in a prison cell!!

Crosshair:

Crosshair:

Crosshair: dare.

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I absolute agree that Wrecker knows how to sew. He probably has also done repairs to Lula over the years. (With how much he loves her, she’s probably gotten a few ripped seams that require repairs.)

Sewing requires patience and precision, two things that also are necessary for building and disarming ordinance. Wrecker being able to sew makes perfect sense. It translates well into making and altering clothes for him in civilian life. He probably also had to do it while in the GAR as well, since he’s so much bigger than every other clone. Something tells me that the GAR and the Kaminoans probably didn’t always keep clothes his size in stock, so he had to make do with what he had.

But yes, Wrecker being an avid sewer is a good headcanon. 🥰🥰🥰

Been seeing a lot of thirsting over Hunter in civvies but maybe two or three about Wrecker

I’m always happy with a clavicle Wrecker

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Tech: *frustrated, running on six minutes of sleep* Oh, kriff.

Hunter: Whoa whoa whoa!

Wrecker: *gasps and grabs Lula*

Echo: What is with you guys? All he said was kriff!

Wrecker: Exactly!

Hunter: Tech doesn’t say that unless he’s about to snap. Any form of curse word or placeholder means he’s reached the end of his cold logic and is coming up on murderous rage junction.

Tech: You are all overreacting to the friggin’ nth degree.

Crosshair: Quick, grab him before he kills somebody!

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New home, new tree, and now the boys are up.

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Well, the Domino Twins had to learn their Chaos Gremlin tendencies from someone.

People always talk about how Echo and Fives were the Chaotic Twins or how the 501st is full chaos all while Rex is in the background trying to hold himself together.

But people forget that this man received his Phase II Helmet brand new, looked at it and said: "nah"

Then proceeded to cut in pieces both Phase I and Phase II helmets and merged them into a customized bucket that is unique only to himself.

And it was still perfectly functional.

Just because he wanted.

Rex is not the exception of the chaos.

He has always been the Chaos and everyone else learned from him.

Problem is... Some troopers learned a little too well.

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Yes! Now we need a short of Crosshair playing around with different hand prosthetics (and Echo reacting with nothing but absolute glee.)

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Crosshair definitely deserves all the hugs. (It’s part of his healing process.)

they finally hugged ʕ´•̥̥̥ ᴥ•̥̥̥`ʔ

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Where is this? I want to read it!

i'm genuinely having so much fun writing a jock protagonist. can't believe i never tried this before. all these years i've been limiting myself needlessly

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Yes. He needs to show up.

I live for any and all situations where Ezra takes an age to realize that Alex/Alexsandr = Agent Kallus. (He tries to play it cool, but everyone knows he doesn’t realize the connection yet.)

Zeb finds it hilarious, and he uses it to tease Ezra mercilessly. (He’s been waiting for 10 kriffin’ years to tease Ezra again, so he’s not going to hold back.)

And Alex? He’s too busy being a doting uncle to Jacen to be bothered.

Ahsoka season 2, and Ezra meets Jacen and absolutely loves him of course. That's his little brother, no questions asked. But he also figures out that Jacen absolutely admires his "uncle Alexsander" but has no clue who that is cause he never learned Kallus' first name. (Hera does not tell him, she thinks it's funnier if he figures it out on his own.) Eventually Zeb and Kallus join the plot, and Ezra doesn't even recognize Kallus at first cause he mostly just knows him being overworked 24/7 with a constant frown (no matter on which side) and that guy probably has an actual sleep schedule . So he's still just super confused who that even is, even though he's suspiciously tall and somehow familiar. Also he's still pissed cause that apparent stranger is Jacens favorite adult (sabine is his cool sister) for some weird reason.

Until Kallus greats him with "Jabba" and his typical sarcastic grin. Now Ezra is:

Weirded out because Kallus had a name this whole time

Pissed that he wasn't there to become Jacens favorite

Weirded ou X2 cause apparently Kallus and Zeb are a thing and he was to busy to notice the obvious tension between them before he dissapeared into wild space

But somehow also understands why Jacen admires him. Cause even if they used to be enemys, Kallus is an almost 2m tall trained special agent, has like a librabry in his head, probably knows how to use almost every weapon in existence and Ezra might or might not have realized Kallus is kinda cool after he became Fulcrum. (He would never tell him obviously)

In conclusion, Kallus seriously needs to show up again.

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Echo: (groggy, handcuffed to a chair) Where am I?

Bountyhunter: None of your business! 

Echo: You… kidnapped me?

Bountyhunter: How else am I supposed to get paid for delivering you?

Echo: So you’re gonna keep me here? By myself? 

Bountyhunter: Well, the payout on the other four wasn’t as good, so, yeah.

Echo: Oh thank the kriffing Force — You have no idea how badly I need a break!

Bountyhunter: Wh–what? I just kidnapped you!

Echo: Yes but Tech was infodumping. He’s been at it since 3 AM. 

Bountyhunter: That's worse than being held for ransom?

Echo: *nods vigorously* Especially when I don’t know half the words he uses. 

Part One of "Echo Gets Kidnapped" | Part Two

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The (shorter) devoted rebel arguing with their (taller) assigned reluctant rebel love interest.

The one devoted rebel + their less-eager-but-soon-to-be-fully-committed rebel Hallway Chat