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And Zeb is very blatantly engineering a situation where he gets to kiss sober!Kallus. (Y’know, so he can scientifically compare how sober!Kallus kissed versus how drunk!Kallus kisses.)

Kallus getting drunk and kissing Zeb is definitely not the healthy way for them to have their first kiss, but I also absolutely could imagine him being a messy drunk who decides to pull shit like that and say "that's a problem for sober Kallus." Oh boy does sober Kallus want to strangle drunk Kallus

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Omega is what happens when a Disney princess gets raised by a bunch of frat boys.

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Yep. And their chapter in the books makes it abundantly clear that there is no settling with these two.

Comments that Éowyn was “settling” for Faramir when she couldn’t have Aragorn make me laugh so hard.

She didn’t settle for Faramir.

If she’d married anyone other than Faramir, THEN she would’ve been settling.

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Hey everybody go read Sanctuary

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Only about five chapters into “Sanctuary” and I’m fully convinced of two things:

Lamar Giles was definitely on here and saw the many posts about an Oceans Eleven style Bad Batch heist (and Tech and Phee going under cover as a “couple”). The opening heist hit enough wishlist items of that concept to be coincidental.

Omega is so Disney Princess coded, and I love it. She makes friends with animals too frequently to be otherwise.

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Listen, I’m going to need to see all the fanart of the Batch (plus Phee) playing their various roles in the heist at the beginning of “Sanctuary.” (Bonus points if you include Teacup.) Those shenanigans had me giggling when I stared the book last night.

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Which makes Hunter’s advanced senses even funnier because he can definitely hear them talking. Just, can you imagine him hearing Jesse and Kix shit-talking about the Batch and being offended?

Now, imagine how Jesse and Kix would react when they’re talking crap about the Bad Batch in what they assume is private and Hunter yells from the other side of the room, “Hey fellas, I heard that! Bad Batch, Plan 1, Target Practice.”

(Plan 1 was developed when the Batch were cadets and facing ridicule from other clone cadets. It involves them gleefully practicing their aim with (often unwilling) live targets.)

so we know how Clones can talk with each other over their buckets, mute their speakers and all, talk on private frequencies

JESSE AND KIX WOULD BE RELENTLESS ON BAD BATCH

„He a clone? scrawny ass looks like he’d bent with the wind”

„DO YOU SMELL THAT, no way he has enhanced senses and CAN’T smell that”

my meanies

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Anakin Skywalker didn’t need to be granted the rank of Master. (He was a literal political appointee to the governing body of what was supposed to be a non-partisan independent organization.)

What Anakin Skywalker did need was therapy and a massive amount of accountability.

“Maybe if the Jedi council wasn’t so mean to Anakin and made him a master then he wouldn’t have gone dark”

Boo fucking hoo, Anakin got his feelings hurt, so what ?! That doesn’t mean the jedi deserved to die, that they brought it on themselves .

Anakin did nothing to earn being a Master.

I’ve seen someone say that because he won so many decisive battles that they should have made him a Master….thats not how you earn the title!

I’m so sick of people blaming everyone but Anakin for his actions. He “got his feelings hurt” so that means he can just kill children and all the Jedi and it will somehow be their fault.

The council was never mean to Anakin and even if they were it doesn’t justify the genocide of the Jedi

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Look, this man’s bunk might be an OSHA violation, but don’t tell him that! Just let him sleep.

[LOUD DISGUSTING SNORING]

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Honestly, the Empire would’ve fallen far sooner if these two were allowed to team up. I mean, yes, they’d spend so much time bickering like siblings, but that’s more to do with Ezra being able to make grown-ass men revert to their twelve-year-old selves. The bickering would just happen while they’re pulling off some truly impressive nonsense.

The reason we didn't get Kallus and Ezra working together once Kallus joined the Rebellion is because everyone realized that as soon as Ezra fully realizes Kallus is cool, they'll be the most chaotic duo ever. They both have zero impulse control and far too creative ideas. Could you imagine what would happen if they were left alone for five minutes?

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Kallus showed up on the Ghost at the end of Zero Hour looking like this:

And Zeb has never been the same.

(Also, Sabine probably started screaming on the inside out of excitement when she realized that she can finally fix Kallus’s hair.)

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Also, Cody being ready to lock Obi-Wan down as soon as the penny drops and Obi-Wan realizes that he’s in love with Cody and the feeling is mutual. He’s got the rings and the paperwork ready to go. All he needs is Obi-Wan’s signature to make the marriage legal and official. (The man already asked the Jedi Council and got their blessing, so now the Council is actively waiting for news from the sidelines.)

and while we’re at it, headcanon that cody figures out that he’s in love with obi-wan first, but ALSO figures out that obi-wan is in love with him first, because obi-wan is a raging bisexual mess who has never met a healthy emotion in his life and cody has read several extremely dry psychology books for fun.

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Yes! Give me Kallus grappling with the moral ramifications of doing shady shit for a good cause after years of doing shady shit for terrible reasons.

Sometimes I think about how Kallus would react if he was asked to do morally dubious things for the Rebellion. He was obviously willing to do such things in the Empire and was able to justify them to himself. Like assassinating Minister Tua to frame the Spectres, since she was committing treason and would likely have been executed anyway. And poisoning civilians as bait for a trap, since they were rebel sympathisers and receiving stolen goods. But I feel like once he defected, he would have started to rethink a lot of things including whether the ends always justified the means. And I think once he was on Yavin he would have wanted to work towards being a better person and not have to do those types of things anymore.

But I think it would be a really hard decision for him, whether or not to become the kind of rebel operative that Andor was in Andor and Rogue One. On the one hand, he wants to move on from his past and become a better person. On the other hand, his hands are already stained with blood and by choosing to do that kind of work he would be able to spare someone else the guilt.

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These two dumbasses deserve to live happy ever after together.

after seeing rots in the theater, as George Lucas intended, I am once again reminded how much Commander “spinkicks droids despite having a blaster” Cody and General “kicks Grievous in the shin before remembering he’s made of metal” Kenobi belong with each other.

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Can you imagine the gossip session that they had once they got Echo full-time? Like, they all want to know what’s going on between Rex and Anakin, and they’re not ashamed to pester Echo for answers. (One of the reason why Echo is so grumpy is because he doesn’t have answers on that front. Rex still won’t give him a straight answer.)

Rewatching the episodes of Clone Wars where the Bad Batch first appears and based on that interaction where Anakin's like "We have to do that thing" and Rex is like "We don't have time for that thing" and Hunter is like "I'm going to let you two sort that out," I'm 100% convinced Hunter went back to Clone Force 99 and was like "I think Captain Rex is fucking a Jedi."

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EVEN AI CANT COMPETE WITH THE POWER OF ME TRYING TO SVOID TALKING TO MY FAMILY MEMBERS

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Hera Syndulla and Alexsandr Kallus’s friendship has (or should have) the same energy as that of Rebecca Walton and Roy Kent from “Ted Lasso.”