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it’s me and my rotary cutter again the world

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i am at work and looking at testicular tissue under a scope rn anyone wanna see

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louliver incorrect texts 3/?

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The mortifying ordeal of getting caught mid-messy hookup in public by your sort of stepmom

bucktommy, 707 words, M, crack adjacent, getting back together

“Really?” The call down the alley is enough to stop Buck’s heart. Damn shame it doesn’t really stop Tommy’s mouth sucking against his neck, or his hand down the front of Buck’s jeans or, if Buck’s being honest, the rocking of his hips into Tommy’s giant, careful, hot hand– “This is how I, and half of West Hollywood, find out you’re back together?” “Athena it’s not–” Buck desperately drags Tommy’s hands back above the waistband and bites down a whine. His blood is on fire and his body aches for Tommy again, finally, and Tommy does not bite back his growl of complaint and shoves his thigh between Buck’s which is so fucking hot– but Athena is close enough to really frown at them and if there’s one thing that will kill even the ‘getting back together’ boner it’s Athena’s sternest cop glare. Tommy pounces on Buck’s distraction and gets his paws back inside Buck’s jeans and Buck is mortifyingly helpless against the relieved sigh out of his mouth. “Thomas Kinard, get those hands where I can see ‘em,” Athena warns.

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look i know chris and eddie’s parents are in el paso and not austin and the shows aren’t on the same network anymore but i need to know what 911 is going to do about the literal asteroid headed for texas in lone star

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when I close my eyes it's just you and I (here under the mistletoe)

written for @bucktommywinterfest prompt: December 15-21: holiday-themed calls/a q-word shift and/or mistletoe kiss huuuuuge thank to you @louisferrignojr without whom this fic would not have happened, ily, you're the best 🫶

rated: G words: 4.9k

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Buck has been taking the long way to work for about three months now just to stop by a coffee shop that’s totally out of his way and stare at the cute barista and embarrass himself by being way too awkward each and every time. He’ll deny it if anyone asks. Which, they won’t. Because he’s never late or anything, he just- he leaves for work a little bit earlier than usual, that’s all.  It’s just… really good coffee. Yeah, best he’s ever had. If he gets some eye-candy while he’s there, that’s just a bonus. Not the sole reason he’s there every morning before shift… and maybe nearly every morning on his days off. But the barista – Tommy – is just so cute. His eye-crinkling, nose-scrunching smile is the most gorgeous thing he’s ever seen in his life – and with that adorable cleft in his chin, it’s a deadly combination, Buck can hardly look away. His blue eyes are so pretty and warm and Buck wants to look into them forever. And big arms that certainly would never make Buck think he’s a barista of all things. He must be so strong – Buck would lie if he said he didn’t want to see just how strong exactly, to see if he could throw him around a little… in a certain context, which he’s not thinking about, ever. And, god, those hands. Those long, thick fingers that Buck wants to- well. Every time he watches Tommy make his coffee, he gets a little mesmerized, transfixed on those hands, working with such ease and precision, moving so fluidly.  But that has nothing to do with why he goes there, of course. At least that’s what he’s trying to tell himself and, more importantly, Maddie, when they walk into the coffee shop one late morning and Tommy’s at the counter.

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i need to read jade city/the green bone sage again ASAP. i can’t believe i stopped thinking about hilo…the character of all time

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tommy drawing E + T with a heart around it in the dust accumulated on buck’s jeep and buck finding the faint markings on the windshield post-breakup.

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buck accidentally participating in no nut november

because he and tommy didn't fool around after he dislocated his shoulder and when was cursed with boils in the beginning of the month and then they broke up and he was too sad to even jerk it and then it was just like what's the point? it wouldn't feel as good as with tommy, so why bother?

and then it's suddenly mid-december and he hasn't gotten off since the last time he and tommy were together and he's got that same itch he had when he couldn't jerk off before donating his sperm, only it's worse because he and tommy have started talking again recently and he thinks they have a chance at getting back together

so he waits and he waits and he wants and he wants

and maybe they reconcile right before the holidays and buck has a spare, remorseful thought about the sheets he's about to ruin because he's going to come like a firehose the moment he gets tommy inside him again

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i love microwave popcorn. with extra butter. life can be so simple

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my kingdom for tommy kinard in tighty whities

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we could have had it all (buck calling tommy “tom”)

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my brothers cats normally eat in separate rooms but they just moved and are still figuring out the feeding situation so for now i have to stand guard so arlo can eat while willy plots my demise in the hallway

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Probationary firefighter Evan Buckley, trying everything he can to get his Captain's attention - but even his best rescues get him nowhere, no clap on the back, not even a damn compliment.

And it's not like Captain Kinard is incapable of them. Buck's seen him shoot the shit with DeLuca, play Chimney in basketball, praise Hen for her quick thinking. He only dislikes Buck.

Buck starts acting out more. He's taking risks in the field he hadn't been previously, and the first time Kinard rounds on him, after a dangerous rope rescue that left Buck bruised and bloody, he's happy.

He keeps it up until Kinard has no choice to pull him into his office. Kinard keeps it professional, says he's concerned, Buck's fellow firefighters are concerned, and if Buck keeps this up he might not have a job soon.

Buck promises to do better and god, he tries. He does everything by the book. And Kinard goes right back to ignoring him. The slaps on the back from DeLuca, Chim and Hen's quiet support - they're not enough. He needs Kinard to notice him. He hooks up while he's working through his feelings, asks her to tell him he's doing good while he's eating her out. It helps. It's still not enough.

Next shift, he pulls his riskiest move yet. It gets him pulled into Kinard's office, and Kinard is standing this time, and he looks pissed. Buck is thrilled.

"Do you get off on this?" Kinard asks him. "Is this your current stop in your adrenaline seeking adventures?

Then, quieter, like he's admitting something to himself - "Maybe I'm not the right Captain for you. Maybe you'd do better at a different house."

Buck panics. He's come to really like working here. "No - I think you're a good Captain, I like working here, I want to stay."

Kinard breaks eye contact. "I don't know what you need, Buckley. But you can't keep doing this. You're going to get yourself killed and I -" Kinard looks upward, and Buck is fascinated. He's never seen the Captain like this before. "I don't know if I could watch that. If you want to stay here, we need to work out a strategy."

Pay attention to me, Buck wants to say. I need you to pay attention to me.

He takes a step towards Kinard and notices Kinard's breath hitch.

"Buckley," Kinard starts, and Buck kisses him. In the split-second before Kinard pushes him off, Kinard kisses him back.

"Buckley, I can't." It's a weak protest, and Buck steps back up to him again, holds Kinard like he'd hold a lover. Kisses his jawline.

"Buckley -," Kinard says again, then "Evan," and that's when Buck knows.

Kinard bullies him back against the wall, crashing his lips against Buck's. Kinard gets both of their dicks out, and his hand is huge and hot around them both. Buck buries his head into Kinard's shoulder, breathes out his name into his ear, and he's thrilled when he feels Kinard shudder. He doesn't expect the next words.

"Tommy," Kinard says. "My name is Tommy."

Buck comes straight into the curve of Tommy's hand. Tommy covers Buck's mouth with his free hand. Buck puts his tongue to good use, swirling it around Tommy's fingers, until he feels Tommy's hips stutter and then stop as he spills.

They're breathing heavily against each other for a moment until Tommy shifts away. He tucks himself back in, and Buck does the same. Buck's happy and satisfied; Tommy noticed him and he got a great orgasm out of it.

Tommy's wiping down his hands with one of the rags they use for cleaning engines. He looks up at Buck again. "I'll see you next shift, Buckley," he says. "You're dismissed."

Buck leaves Tommy's office with a spring in his step and plans to suck Tommy's dick the next time he gets the chance.

Three days later, Buck comes in to his next shift find a new Captain, Bobby Nash, and the news that Tommy has stepped down.

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Have you been Naughty? Or have you been Nice this year? 👀

Congratulations, everyone! You didn’t ask for the job but now you’re officially a helper at Buck’s Holiday Café Workshop.

Not to worry! It’s a simple task: Just choose a recipient, and decide if they belong on Buck’s Naughty or Nice list.

Various surprises will be delivered to everyone December 22-25, according to which list you’ve placed their name on.

(Even if you've been naughty, you'll still receive something special~)

Buck and Tommy's lovely and festive delivery outfits were designed by the wonderful and talented...

I hope everyone is excited to see @aainiouu's beautiful work!

The form closes Friday, December 20th! So make your list, check it twice and tell Buck if your friends have been naughty or nice!

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Thank you @hunnysfwart for the bucktommy artwork for this event poster <3

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hello. today i’m thinking about buck’s, “oh, so i am gross,” all half-brat, half-adorable and tommy, with sincere and immediate concern at the thought of his baby getting the wrong idea, responding with, “that’s not what i said.”

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Buck was ecstatic to hear from Tommy again.

But he wanted to be cautious. He doesn't want to lose him again.

Maybe this promise will lead them back to each other.