#Devil?

[luizianalmao]

Him?

[cambion-companion]

Kinda going off my latest post about DnD Devils vs Demons. I was watching Critical Role Campaign 2 where they fight the "demon toad" and they kept using demon and devil interchangeably describing the creature. And I was just like...which is it? 😆

[istherewifiinhell]

SHERLOCK ad on pluto. fhdbjabdf

[offsidekineticist]

Theoven playthrough update #2

you ever have stern conversations with your OCs when they start getting "ideas"?

Theoven: you know what? No devils in the crusade! Hellknights are fine, but I draw the line at devils! I'm gonna tell that Melies guy to fuck off! Me: yeah, you tell em, Theo! [Goes to tell Melies to fuck off. Comes back] Theoven: Melies knows so much interesting stuff about hell! Oh and I decided Melies is allowed to sign contracts with my soldiers. Theres no law against it and, yknow, aeon, I am the law..... Me: wait, what? Youre neutral good! You weren't supposed to find ANY of that appealing! Theoven: every day since I started this damn crusade is emotional and occasionally physical torture that is literally destroying me. Do you have any idea how wonderful it would be to know there's a purpose to the torture? Me: Oh. Uh... Theoven: Also I get the feeling the whole "evil torturers" thing is overhyped because they want to seem cool and edgy. Me: YOU ARE AN IDIOT.

So now I need to stop writing shit I haven't gotten to yet in my playthrough because Theoven "WIS is my dump stat" Derenge thought Melies is super cool and knows a lot of interesting stuff and isn't actually THAT evil, so I don't actually know what he's going to do and hellbros might be a thing. -_-

[cupfullofpapas]

Hurry for sleep deprivation! How I have not been thrown in the loony bin yet is beyond me :')

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[closingremarks]

[ducktracy]

sharing a very sage bit of advice from The Simpsons' own John Swartzwelder that i've been trying to hamper down in my writing and drawing alike. let your inner crappy little elf do his worst

[gracerings]

daniel molloy character of all time once again: like imagine you’re a 20-something drug addict and a terrible journalist on account of being 20-something and a drug addict and you randomly meet a vampire at a gay bar and you think wow I might get drugs, gay sex and a story out of this and instead what you get is psychologically and physically tortured by his husband and your memories of it all erased and then 50 years later you’re DYING and those vampires show up in your life again to ask you to write the story of their happy marriage and your memory might be fucked but ON GOD you WILL ruin that marriage if it’s the last thing you do. and then not only do you succeed and walk out of it alive, but also with a bestseller, millions in your bank account AND immortality AND the knowledge that your annoying human ass was somehow the one thing that made that 500+ year old predator so mad that he broke his lifetime vow to never turn anyone. AND, on top of that, you’re out of the CLOSET.

[cryptocism]

It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:

[ararebreedstory]

For the longest time, when people would say "Cryptocurrency," this is what I'd imagine.

[themetalhiro]

Jealous types.

[softersynths]

halloween’s over but here’s kigus

[hinamie]

trick or treat!

[omagpies]

think of all the horrors that i promised you i’d bring

[ more mouthwashing x the amazing devil art ]