#Desmond is a bunny

[sneaky-eel]

I don’t think they want the carrots Desmond

[teecupangel]

I saw the Capybara ask and I was wondering if we could have Desmond who hangs out with potentially(?) dangerous animals and his ancestors just seeing him fine and not hurt while there is an obvious dead animal a few feet away from them

The Desmond becomes a Capybara idea for those interested.

I'm going to assume you meant that Desmond isn't an animal in this one but a Disney Princess that attracts dangerous animals XD

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“Altaïr! Altaïr!”

Altaïr rushed out of his office at the sound of Kadar’s panicking, almost hitting the younger Al-Sayf when he opened the door quickly.

Thankfully, Kadar’s reactions have been honed by years of training, saving him from being smacked on the face.

“What’s wrong?” Altaïr asked quickly, coming off as rude but Kadar panicking only meant it was urgent.

“There’s a pack of wild wolves!” Kadar had to pause to catch his breathing, “They surrounded Desmond-”

“Altaïr!” Kadar shouted as Altaïr leaped out of the window, fear gripping his heart as he remembered this was the fourth floor.

Whether it was luck or Altaïr knew a wagon of hay would cushion his fall, Kadar wasn’t sure.

He was sure that wagon wasn’t there this morning.

Yet he could not do anything because Altaïr shouted at him, “Get backup!”

Altaïr was already running out of the fortress, not hearing Kadar shout back, “How many?!”

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Desmond had always shone bright in his Eagle Vision, a swirl of gold and blue that was both vibrant and calming at the same time.

Contrasting descriptions but the most accurate Altaïr could be.

That was why it was easy for him to find Desmond, just outskirt of Masyaf, near one of the ruins that used to be a gate or an archway of some kind.

… Sitting on a rock as he cradled a white rabbit in his arms.

“Oh, hey, Altaïr.” Desmond greeted with a smile when Altaïr approached him.

Altaïr nodded at him as he greeted back, “Desmond.”

His eyes remained transfixed at the mangled remains of wolves a few feet away with Desmond’s dog, a dog named Connor, sniffing at them and dragging them to form what seemed to be… a line?

Even the bear cub that Desmond had found one day, a cub named Ezio, was helping the dog drag the bodies.

“Are you alright?” Altaïr asked instead as he prioritized.

… and ignored the weirdness that is Desmond’s ‘friends’.

“Oh, I’m okay.” Desmond grinned as he showed Altaïr the rabbit in his arms, “Oh, this is Jack.”

Altaïr stared at the rabbit with its bloodshot red eyes and…

Its white fur drenched in blood.

Making Altaïr wonder…

If this rabbit was not shivering because of fear but because of…

Bloodlust.

[c4n1d43cup1d]

beastars ish furry au doodles

[whosyourfavevoicedby-polls]

[messenger-of-stupidity]

HI HELLO WELCOMR TO UNHINGED SHIT MY FRIENDS SAY BUT AS REVERIE CHARACTERS BOWCHICKAWOWWOWBFJJEJHDHVJKD

"I've never had gay sex. Only an expo marker has explored the depths." (They were jokingbtw)

- Axel... probably also Gage tbh

"Yes. I know the car is that way. But I saw a bumblebee and I wanna follow so I can join my people."

- CASEY CASEY CASEY CASEY

"Give me five minutes and then you can have sexy squidward."

- Dion, Gage, Ellis, Bug

"I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! So yes, I do have initiative to bite the DM's dick off."

- Gage, Neo/Ellis (they both gives of DnD player vibes), Axel, Bug, Darling

"*mumble* Never thought I'd say this... *end of mumble* Keep the fifty dollars in your underwear, dude!"

- Neo, Bunny

"I have more dignity. I will not accept bribery."

"Two words. Free. Food."

"Fine."

- Desmond and Newbie, Law and Sweets, Dion and Bunny

"Let me be one with the stew."

- Gage, Bug, Darling, Nat, Ellis

"Skibidi toilet is not a smash. I need you to go back to the psych hospital."

- Neo, Sunshine, Desmond

[luckyshinyhunter]

🎃Spooky season photoshop dump!🎃

[inkzix]

er,mmmmmm,mmmmm,mmmmm,mmmmmmmmmm hi guys *smiles*

[randomkposts]

Security guard Desmond (FNAF)

A story I thought up once, that like many I'm probably not going to write out, was Assassin's Creed X FNAF, featuring security guard Desmond.

Desmond needs a starter job after running away from home, and look, this one needs no prior experience or background checks! Fantastic! All he has to do is watch cameras at night, and the pay isnt bad either. Great!

Upon getting the job, he swiftly realises the pay is not worth it, but decides to hang on for a week so he can get paid and move on.

Staying allive at his job is making him thankful for his past Assassin training, as the job is very haunted. He has mixed feelings about his thankfulness.

Clay is the Phone Guy. He will only realise this far in the future when he meets him in the Animus, but in retrospect the clues were there.

Each chapter was going to be named after a diffrent indie gameing song abut FNAF, by diffrent artists.

Upon getting out of there, he often makes the comment that whatever his current job is, it is at least better then that time he was a security guard at a pizza place. Everyone always assumes a diffrent reason for it.

A possibile ending involved having a templar come for him on night five, and end up distracting the animatronics from Desmond.. Some POVs would involve Templar tailing Desmond outside of work to establish routine. Templar guy gets suited, Desmond GTFOs. I decided Desmond didn't. I ultimately decided probably not the best way to end it, but also had no real plan.

[the-demon-rabbit]

why hello handsome and a happy new year to you!~

Happy New Year to you, too. And to everyone else as well.

[httplovecraft1890]

SxF Plot Bunny

Damian, for some reason, develops a crush on Yor. For her part, after initially getting annoyed with his infatuation (because Becky already likes Loid), Anya finds herself increasingly jealous of the attention Sy-on Boy is trying to give her mama. Because this is the kind of thing that he'd definitely do, she enlists Yuri's help to break the spell on her friendship scheme target. Yor, of course, being both initially oblivious to her admirer as well as eventually letting him down gently because [insert excuse for minor Twiyor content here].

[sneaky-eel]

That Bunny!Desmond art is causing me to have very... Impure... thoughts... Especially involving his ancestors

They just want the chance to love their bunny

But Desmond knows they’re just trying to fatten him up.

[teecupangel]

hiiiiiii teecup! How are you? I hope you're doing well.

I wanna ask you so many things, and have so many ideas to dump, but those ideas involve plot and I cant afford to write right now so I'll just asking something lighthearted.

I just finished reading all the Catboy!Desmond AU posts and my...... bunny-maid-costume days came rushing back to me..... (those were some... unique times haha. not that the things I'm into right now are considered normal...)

so I was thinking about a Bunny!Desmond AU. Bunnymond? Bunsmond?? Oh God, Bunsmond sound so cute TT o TT

(I'm sorry if my English come off as awkward it's not my first language!!)

I'm doing alright thank you! Feel free to leave asks in my inbox. Just note that I am a month late hahaha

Considering this came into light because of catboy Desmond, I’m going for bunnyboy Desmond in this one instead of Desmond being reincarnated as a bunny.

Desmond would be wearing his hood all the time and wouldn’t speak because he is only able to converse using bunny noises because we show our love for him by making him suffer.

He would try his best to not get caught and pretend to be a nameless informant/thief.

And then…

He got into an accident with the Assassin of your choice and they both fell on the waters. After a moment of panic because neither of them expected to fall into the waters, they manage to get themselves out.

They’re both drenched and Desmond’s hood had fallen off his head.

And two pairs of long rabbit ears greeted the Assassin.

Unorganized Notes:

If you want Desmond to be able to hide his ears easier, his rabbit fur can be the same hue as his hair. Otherwise, he’ll have white rabbit ears and tail.

Desmond can jump really high as a perk of being a bunny boy.

The whole ‘fuck like rabbits’ thing? Yeah, we’ll give that to Desmond because it would be funny and it would annoy him so much.

If he wears a mask, he’d wear a white rabbit mask because Desmond thought that he could pretend his ears as part of his mask.

I don’t know how yet but we’re going to give Desmond a maid outfit one way or another lol

… wanna make it harder for Desmond to hide his ears?

Make it longer.

Better yet.

Make it longer AND bigger.

Make it impossible for Desmond to hide the fact that he is a bunny boy XD

[manyfandomocs]

Plot Bunny: Joe Cole (Peaky Blinders), Fandom: Harry Potter, Love Interest: Tom Riddle

I haven't seen Peaky Blinders so I was like "why is this name is familiar" and yes it's because he's the brother of my Kaz brother fc like duh

Desmond Diggory (Tom Riddle ship)

Being from a Wizarding family, it was expected that Desmond would go to Hogwarts, and he did. School was fine, he was bored pretty often and ever the Ravenclaw, did extra studies to combat it, but then he was invited to join the Slug Club. Professor Slughorn had deemed his talents at occlumency and his family's name to both be good reasons to join his exclusive little group of other talented students. It was there that he officially met Tom. Tom Riddle, a Slytherin boy in his year that seemed to have more ambitions than anyone he has ever met. And it did intrigue him, so he enjoyed starting to spend time with him out of the Slug Club, but as Tom spoke more about his plans, he started wondering how deep his ambitions ran, and what would happen if Desmond doesn't agree.

Send me a fandom / love interest / faceclaim (one or all of those) and I’ll make a plot bunny

[kingbob2-0]

aftfdtrdyffgubjhbuh gfcyfcj!!!💖💖💖💖💖💖❤️💘iloveit!

they look like they’re having so much fun! Thank u!

made a sketch! dunno if i'll have time or energy to clean it up or color it, we'll see hehehe

anyway, this is my sphinx Desmond playing with @kingbob2-0 's sphinx Desmond!

[perfectlovevn]

Unsure if this has been asking before but what kind of costume would each current character wear for Halloween?

I'm jamming these asks together. Happy Halloween Everyone!

PreMilo and Eris as the Junimo and Joja Mart guy from Stardew.

He's too big to fit through doorways. Eris has to kick him through doors to get anywhere.

Manipulation Milo as a sexy cat and Violence Milo as a serial killer. Wait, what do you mean it's not a costume.

Mummy Desmond and Valli Chiaki from Danganronpa. Her costume is way too good though- why didn't you help Desmond on his??

Uh oh.

How is he hovering like that??

Don't worry, Poison bowser will take him down!

Here's a bonus premilo in a bunny outfit. Everyone say thank you Luz.

[reverieaudios]

CAN I GET A REFRESHER ON ALL THE LISTENER'S NAMES AND WHO HAS THE SAME LISTENER BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER NEOS LISTENER FOR THE LIFE OF ME

Sure!

Axel - "Sunshine"

Casey - "Honey"

Cyril - "Dove" (or Terror lol)

Desmond - "Love"

Dion - "Bunny"

Duncan - no nickname currently

Ellis - "Gem"

Gage - "Bug"

Jacob - "Dearest"

Kane - "Vasserva"

Law - "Sweets"

Marlowe - "Detective"

Nathaniel - 2 different listeners, "Subject 328" and "Sidekick(?)"

Neo - "Darling"

Roman - "Pip"

Also spoiler under the cut for Gael:

Gael - "Tyrant" and eventually "Cutie"