#Desmond is a bunny

[sneaky-eel]

I don’t think they want the carrots Desmond

[teecupangel]

I saw the Capybara ask and I was wondering if we could have Desmond who hangs out with potentially(?) dangerous animals and his ancestors just seeing him fine and not hurt while there is an obvious dead animal a few feet away from them

The Desmond becomes a Capybara idea for those interested.

I'm going to assume you meant that Desmond isn't an animal in this one but a Disney Princess that attracts dangerous animals XD

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“Altaïr! Altaïr!”

Altaïr rushed out of his office at the sound of Kadar’s panicking, almost hitting the younger Al-Sayf when he opened the door quickly.

Thankfully, Kadar’s reactions have been honed by years of training, saving him from being smacked on the face.

“What’s wrong?” Altaïr asked quickly, coming off as rude but Kadar panicking only meant it was urgent.

“There’s a pack of wild wolves!” Kadar had to pause to catch his breathing, “They surrounded Desmond-”

“Altaïr!” Kadar shouted as Altaïr leaped out of the window, fear gripping his heart as he remembered this was the fourth floor.

Whether it was luck or Altaïr knew a wagon of hay would cushion his fall, Kadar wasn’t sure.

He was sure that wagon wasn’t there this morning.

Yet he could not do anything because Altaïr shouted at him, “Get backup!”

Altaïr was already running out of the fortress, not hearing Kadar shout back, “How many?!”

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Desmond had always shone bright in his Eagle Vision, a swirl of gold and blue that was both vibrant and calming at the same time.

Contrasting descriptions but the most accurate Altaïr could be.

That was why it was easy for him to find Desmond, just outskirt of Masyaf, near one of the ruins that used to be a gate or an archway of some kind.

… Sitting on a rock as he cradled a white rabbit in his arms.

“Oh, hey, Altaïr.” Desmond greeted with a smile when Altaïr approached him.

Altaïr nodded at him as he greeted back, “Desmond.”

His eyes remained transfixed at the mangled remains of wolves a few feet away with Desmond’s dog, a dog named Connor, sniffing at them and dragging them to form what seemed to be… a line?

Even the bear cub that Desmond had found one day, a cub named Ezio, was helping the dog drag the bodies.

“Are you alright?” Altaïr asked instead as he prioritized.

… and ignored the weirdness that is Desmond’s ‘friends’.

“Oh, I’m okay.” Desmond grinned as he showed Altaïr the rabbit in his arms, “Oh, this is Jack.”

Altaïr stared at the rabbit with its bloodshot red eyes and…

Its white fur drenched in blood.

Making Altaïr wonder…

If this rabbit was not shivering because of fear but because of…

Bloodlust.

[whosyourfavevoicedby-polls]

[c4n1d43cup1d]

beastars ish furry au doodles

[messenger-of-stupidity]

HI HELLO WELCOMR TO UNHINGED SHIT MY FRIENDS SAY BUT AS REVERIE CHARACTERS BOWCHICKAWOWWOWBFJJEJHDHVJKD

"I've never had gay sex. Only an expo marker has explored the depths." (They were jokingbtw)

- Axel... probably also Gage tbh

"Yes. I know the car is that way. But I saw a bumblebee and I wanna follow so I can join my people."

- CASEY CASEY CASEY CASEY

"Give me five minutes and then you can have sexy squidward."

- Dion, Gage, Ellis, Bug

"I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! So yes, I do have initiative to bite the DM's dick off."

- Gage, Neo/Ellis (they both gives of DnD player vibes), Axel, Bug, Darling

"*mumble* Never thought I'd say this... *end of mumble* Keep the fifty dollars in your underwear, dude!"

- Neo, Bunny

"I have more dignity. I will not accept bribery."

"Two words. Free. Food."

"Fine."

- Desmond and Newbie, Law and Sweets, Dion and Bunny

"Let me be one with the stew."

- Gage, Bug, Darling, Nat, Ellis

"Skibidi toilet is not a smash. I need you to go back to the psych hospital."

- Neo, Sunshine, Desmond

[luckyshinyhunter]

🎃Spooky season photoshop dump!🎃

[inkzix]

er,mmmmmm,mmmmm,mmmmm,mmmmmmmmmm hi guys *smiles*

[the-demon-rabbit]

why hello handsome and a happy new year to you!~

Happy New Year to you, too. And to everyone else as well.

[httplovecraft1890]

SxF Plot Bunny

Damian, for some reason, develops a crush on Yor. For her part, after initially getting annoyed with his infatuation (because Becky already likes Loid), Anya finds herself increasingly jealous of the attention Sy-on Boy is trying to give her mama. Because this is the kind of thing that he'd definitely do, she enlists Yuri's help to break the spell on her friendship scheme target. Yor, of course, being both initially oblivious to her admirer as well as eventually letting him down gently because [insert excuse for minor Twiyor content here].

[manyfandomocs]

Plot Bunny: Joe Cole (Peaky Blinders), Fandom: Harry Potter, Love Interest: Tom Riddle

I haven't seen Peaky Blinders so I was like "why is this name is familiar" and yes it's because he's the brother of my Kaz brother fc like duh

Desmond Diggory (Tom Riddle ship)

Being from a Wizarding family, it was expected that Desmond would go to Hogwarts, and he did. School was fine, he was bored pretty often and ever the Ravenclaw, did extra studies to combat it, but then he was invited to join the Slug Club. Professor Slughorn had deemed his talents at occlumency and his family's name to both be good reasons to join his exclusive little group of other talented students. It was there that he officially met Tom. Tom Riddle, a Slytherin boy in his year that seemed to have more ambitions than anyone he has ever met. And it did intrigue him, so he enjoyed starting to spend time with him out of the Slug Club, but as Tom spoke more about his plans, he started wondering how deep his ambitions ran, and what would happen if Desmond doesn't agree.

Send me a fandom / love interest / faceclaim (one or all of those) and I’ll make a plot bunny

[teecupangel]

hiiiiiii teecup! How are you? I hope you're doing well.

I wanna ask you so many things, and have so many ideas to dump, but those ideas involve plot and I cant afford to write right now so I'll just asking something lighthearted.

I just finished reading all the Catboy!Desmond AU posts and my...... bunny-maid-costume days came rushing back to me..... (those were some... unique times haha. not that the things I'm into right now are considered normal...)

so I was thinking about a Bunny!Desmond AU. Bunnymond? Bunsmond?? Oh God, Bunsmond sound so cute TT o TT

(I'm sorry if my English come off as awkward it's not my first language!!)

I'm doing alright thank you! Feel free to leave asks in my inbox. Just note that I am a month late hahaha

Considering this came into light because of catboy Desmond, I’m going for bunnyboy Desmond in this one instead of Desmond being reincarnated as a bunny.

Desmond would be wearing his hood all the time and wouldn’t speak because he is only able to converse using bunny noises because we show our love for him by making him suffer.

He would try his best to not get caught and pretend to be a nameless informant/thief.

And then…

He got into an accident with the Assassin of your choice and they both fell on the waters. After a moment of panic because neither of them expected to fall into the waters, they manage to get themselves out.

They’re both drenched and Desmond’s hood had fallen off his head.

And two pairs of long rabbit ears greeted the Assassin.

Unorganized Notes:

If you want Desmond to be able to hide his ears easier, his rabbit fur can be the same hue as his hair. Otherwise, he’ll have white rabbit ears and tail.

Desmond can jump really high as a perk of being a bunny boy.

The whole ‘fuck like rabbits’ thing? Yeah, we’ll give that to Desmond because it would be funny and it would annoy him so much.

If he wears a mask, he’d wear a white rabbit mask because Desmond thought that he could pretend his ears as part of his mask.

I don’t know how yet but we’re going to give Desmond a maid outfit one way or another lol

… wanna make it harder for Desmond to hide his ears?

Make it longer.

Better yet.

Make it longer AND bigger.

Make it impossible for Desmond to hide the fact that he is a bunny boy XD

[kingbob2-0]

aftfdtrdyffgubjhbuh gfcyfcj!!!💖💖💖💖💖💖❤️💘iloveit!

they look like they’re having so much fun! Thank u!

made a sketch! dunno if i'll have time or energy to clean it up or color it, we'll see hehehe

anyway, this is my sphinx Desmond playing with @kingbob2-0 's sphinx Desmond!

[perfectlovevn]

Unsure if this has been asking before but what kind of costume would each current character wear for Halloween?

I'm jamming these asks together. Happy Halloween Everyone!

PreMilo and Eris as the Junimo and Joja Mart guy from Stardew.

He's too big to fit through doorways. Eris has to kick him through doors to get anywhere.

Manipulation Milo as a sexy cat and Violence Milo as a serial killer. Wait, what do you mean it's not a costume.

Mummy Desmond and Valli Chiaki from Danganronpa. Her costume is way too good though- why didn't you help Desmond on his??

Uh oh.

How is he hovering like that??

Don't worry, Poison bowser will take him down!

Here's a bonus premilo in a bunny outfit. Everyone say thank you Luz.

[maithall]

both snakes and sharks have no legs, so it means Maithall is canon, chat, believe me. Everybody elses animal mofits have legs. Bear, spider, flamingo, butterfly, swan, owl, raven, sheep, chameleon, coyote, gator, bunny, dragon, lion. THE ONLY ANIMAL MOTIFS WITH NO LEGS? SNAKE AND SHARK. THEY BOTH START WITH S AND DAMON AND DESMOND STARTS WITH D, SO LIKE IDK BUT THEYRE CANON. (Im going insane.)

who even cares if its canon!!! im gonna ship it ANYWAY! (mashes my two favorite characters together like barbie dolls). good post sora

[the-demon-rabbit]

How are you handling the summer heat?

"About as well as can be expected."

[httplovecraft1890]

Spy x Family AU Fic Idea

I finally managed to catch up with cour two of Spy x Family's season one. While watching episode 14, I specifically wondered how things might've ended up had Anya and Bond been unable to save Loid from Keith Kepler's bomb. Story idea? Maybe... It would probably be hard to understate how devastated Anya would be from the loss of Loid in her life. After all, she really thought she could turn things around for Papa, but came up short when trying to do so. Any goodwill she felt from getting her first Stella Star probably evaporates overnight. The mission, after all, is now meaningless - or at least appears to be. I do wonder if she'd actively avoid watching Spy Wars from that point on (since it's a potential traumatic trigger) or if she'd sink deeper into her obsession given that it provides her a safe, child-friendly version of spycraft to live vicariously through. I don't think she'd blame Bond; she knows what it feels like to be abandoned so she'd probably still ask Yor if they can adopt him.

For Yor… she blamed herself for Loid going off to the bathroom, even in canon, due to her cooking and she might very well swear it off entirely if she perceived it as having resulted in his accidental death. I suspect she'd still come to the realization that she loved (loves?) him in hindsight but who knows when that would be. At this point, I don't think there's a doubt she would go all in on being Anya's mom since she'd probably feel obligated to do so, besides the fact she also clearly wants to be hers anyway. Does Anya tell Yor about her telepathy and about Operation Strix? I think she very well might. I can't imagine a scenario where she lets Yor wallow in self-hatred, even if she's terrified that her mom might blame her for not saying something earlier and return her back to the orphanage. The war that was speculated to erupt does, I think, and that makes them both needing to be safe paramount. WISE is almost certainly operating in a reduced capacity after it just lost its best agent, not to mention that the border is no longer as porous as it used to be. What happens between Nightfall, Yor, and Anya could be quite interesting but I"m not really sure how that'd play out (though maybe this could lead to a Fiona/Yor ship since the main obstacle for both is now, uh, not around). No doubt Fiona, if she encountered Yor, would hate her here even more than she does in canon. Maybe she'd even end up taking the Twilight moniker to honor him as well as not let it slip he was KIA? There are certain things that frustratingly unclear. For example: is Ostania able to engage in a war successfully or did Kepler jump starting it mean that it's doing so with more limited resources? The National Unity Party would seize on it and I'm assuming Donovan Desmond ends up as prime minister in the event of some snap election but who knows how it would pan out for them. The SSS might be able to suppress internal dissent but that might not matter depending on how things go militarily. All of that said, I do still think Anya would try to proceed with Operation Strix in some form or fashion. She wanted it to succeed before so Loid would keep her around after it was finished if she proved herself useful but it'd be even more pressing now to do it in his memory. I'd also assume that Yor would probably try to involve herself as well, with perhaps Franky and Fiona doing so too somewhere along the way. I had a bit of fun with a plot bunny on an older post with the idea of Yor posing as a secretary for Desmond to secretly act as a bodyguard and that could very well be applicable here - only the intent being to assassinate him instead rather than imagining the Garden as a secret tool of his to eliminate opposition (or who knows, maybe they still are, but Yor ends up breaking with them over Loid's death and their potential unwillingness to help her). Not gonna be a good time for poor Damian in this scenario. Yuri's a bit of a cipher. He might want to do everything in his power to keep his sister safe, but would that include betraying his position and country to do so here? Once he finds out she's doing it for Loid, of all people, he might not be so keen but she is his primary obsession in life. Regardless, definitely leaves the possibility of fun cat-and-mouse games between the two Briar siblings as they try to tiptoe around their secret identities with one another. Then again, without Loid in Yor's life, it's possible he might soften to Anya's presence a bit; he'd be a weird as hell paternal replacement, but she might cling to him because he's a familiarity in a now very unfamiliar world.

Melinda could also totally factor in, but I dunno how.