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reverse gatekeeping. I am on my knees begging people to engage with the source material

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Gelphie Howl’s Moving Castle AU 👀

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Glinda and Fiyero both find the only girl with a brain cell available in a country mile and latch onto her like lamprey eels

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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It is AGONIZING waiting till November 21st 😫

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‘i’m not that girl’ is SO funny actually. Elphaba is like “Ah Galinda and Fiyero are both so pretty and nice…and they love each other so much…it’s a shame no one will ever love little ol me 😔” all wistful and tragic meanwhile Galinda and Fiyero are spending every “date” talking to each other about Elphaba and nothing else probably

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My conspiracy theory is that one of the reasons they fired Stephanie J. Block for the role of Elphaba in 2000 and replaced her with Idina Menzel at the end of the OBC workshops is because SJB played the role SO gay that it was quickly crossing the line of plausible deniability. Like she doesn't seem to be able to help herself.

And thank god she eventually got to play the role on Broadway (arguably one of the best - if not THE best - actresses who ever did), because we finally got to see her get super fucking handsy and stare lovingly into Glinda's eyes inches away from her face for three hours:

Like holy shit why do you keep looking at Annaleigh Ashford like you want to eat her alive??

Plus I cannot emphasize enough just how effective and moving this particular version of For Good is. Straight up feels like wedding vows.

(Ironically, she also has the best chemistry with Fiyero's character, and arguably the very sweetest performance of As Long As You're Mine in the entire slime tutorial universe.* So I'm just reading this as a Thropple Truther performance.)

*But that's just because she was (and still is) literally married to him. So they get uh. A little carried away in their performance. *cut to Sebastian Arcelus holding lantern up, his face covered in green makeup from aggressively making out with his wife on stage for several minutes* Apparently the makeup team HATED that song for them.

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lucy st louis really feeding us gliyeraba truthers ♡

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Close Your Eyes, Look At The Mountains had some bangers

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I'm sorry. "Polyamory would have saved them in wicked". Untrue. Fiyero was doing his damn best to keep the polycule together and fascism still defeated it.

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pink goes good (well) with green

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With keeping in mind that this fic does contain sex

Go read this fic it made me ugly sob for an hour

New chapter, yay!

Okay, so this time we have Elphaba trying to talk and touch their way through every shit they went through, with some success? Fiyero is very eager to comply with whatever she has in mind.

And the whatever in this case is soft and fluffy and sweet for these two touch depraved idiots.

I would love to know what you think, so kudos, comments, likes and reblogs are highy appreciated!

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I raise you: Fiyero is good at cooking by campfire but is a hairs breadth away from burning down a kitchen

Gelphie Cannot Cook however.

One would think Fiyero would burn down the kitchen, but he's a great cook.

No, it's Elphaba who could burn water.

Glinda knows, she's seen both

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Artwork Copyright © Tyler Spangler

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Original Fiyero concept art made by Darrell Warner in 2022 (prior to Jonathan Bailey’s casting). Warner chose to pick a ‘placeholder’ face to complete the sketches, and used Anthony Ramos as inspiration as he “knew was not available or even in the running for the part…[but he] certainly had a great face.”

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These are my stupid little goobers and I love them both very much.