#Definitely Hypothetical

[chaoticcalico]

How many pigeons are needed to take over New York City? Ft. @starsailing101

A Definitely Hypothetical Plot by Peregrine Falcons Evil Inc.

An average of 225 million pigeons are in the United States.

8.25 Million people in NYC

25 Pigeons per person

Working plot: So first we take out all the billionaires to get their money. Something something wall street it’s fine corruption can’t be that hard to do. Since hypothetically we are billionaires now, we sell body wash only in NYC for insanely cheap. We market it as an exclusive deal, and play their egos up by saying they are so special for living in New York. What we don’t tell them is that it has pheromones that make pigeons territorially aggressive. Then, since there are approximately 389.67 million tons of Corn produced in a week in our great nation, we hijack all corn production for one week and pile it into dump trucks through major metropolitan areas. We coat the corn with mating pheromones to lure them (the pigeons) to NYC. So then, a bunch of pigeons attack the new yorkers, dispose of them, and make a happy, urban, pigeon-run city.

[sanjisblackasswife]

Toji’s Body Irl:

Bonus, this is Toji’s body in his late 40s/early 50s😚:

[bacchuschucklefuck]

slowly chipping away at a full set of PC illus for ASO because I need something nice to put on the label of these definitely legally acquired DVDs I've got lyin around in my room anyways I got two done so far. marge and sidney

[teddybearty]

💕 S-M-I-L-E everyday!! 💕

[fizpup]

valentine, you're a horse ❤️

[applejorka]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Hey guys! I'm trying to improve and post art more often so… Ta-da! This is probably the most labor-intensive art in the last year, but I enjoyed drawing it. You know, I love crossovers where Bendy characters are shoved into the Cuphead universe, and my favorite type of AU is the one where Bendy is made the son of the Devil, so this can be called a sketch on a personal AU, maybe I'll reveal it somehow, and a little later I'll post a couple of sketches for this art. If you're interested, I can listen to suggestions and questions (maybe I'll open an ASK someday..) Ahem!.. In general, this is probably the only way for me to celebrate this holiday, because in my country it's a "Product of the decaying West!" hehe, Okay, as always, I talk too much.. ________________________________ Хей ребят! Я стремительно пытаюсь исправляться и постить арты чаще так чтоо..Та-да! Это наверное самый трудозатратный арт за последний год, но мне было так приятно это рисовать. Знаете, я обожаю кроссоверы где персонажей Bendy запихивают во вселенную Cuphead, а мой любимый тип АУ, это те где Бенди делают сыном Дьявола, так что это можно назвать зарисовкой по личной АУ, возможно буду как нибудь её раскрывать, и чуть пойзже выложу пару зарисовок к этому арту. Если вам бкдет интерестно могу выслушать редложения и вопросы(может быть когда нибудь открою АСК..)Кхм!..Вообще это наверное единственный способ для меня отпразновать этот праздник ибо в моей стране это "Продукт загнивающего запада!" хехе, Ладно, я как всегда слишком много болтаю..

[batcavescolony]

Xavier: if the ghost gives me permission can we dig up their grave legally?

Sheriff Baxter: ummm how... *trying to be a good dad* Hypothetical is this question?

Xavier: we were just wondering.

S Baxter: please tell me if you're gonna dig up a grave. I PROMISE I won't be mad. If you just tell me first.

Xavier: ... We'll definitely tell you.

[vellichorom]

now, people are free to think whatever they like, i won't tell them that they're wrong, but i'm not sure i entirely agree with the idea that 432 is responsible for the skip button ending happening the way that it did,

rather... i think, quite literally, that they had no hand in it.

[sualne]

i only wanted to help (wip)

[cottagecore-raccoon]

As a celebration for the release of S3, I'm thinking it would be fun to host a "block party" where everyone posts Good Omens themed creations during a one day time frame (which would be about a week before the release date)

I would of course make slightly more structure closer to time, including a dedicated blog for it (similar to ineffable wives weekend)

[slutforpringles]

In the words of Max Verstappen: “If my mum had balls, she would be my dad."

[pupkinpumpkin]

Was thinking of making a poll asking if Hawke would be able to make it out of the Regret prison and originally I thought no because of how fucking guilty they feel about literally everything that's ever happened with their family, but now I'm also thinking of the idea that they'd never want to leave because it's the only place they would be able to see and talk to Varric

[astrowarr]

the urge to write a roomies zombie apocalypse au is so strong right now. they're just the Most zombie apocalypse au people EVER like they would make so much sense as a little gang

[venti-death-watch]

my current favorite thing to think about is lyney thinking he knows freminet better than vice versa but freminet knowing that he knows lyney better than lyney knows him

[kishavo]

sooo totally hypothetical but...is there an audience for NSFW DBH fanart on tumblr? Connor-centric? asking bc I've noticed that quite a few people in the fandom are ace and lots of you headcanon Connor as ace but like, I read all the tags and comments on my art. i know some of y'all are horny.

I just wanna know if there's any point in posting that stuff on here or if I should make a patreon or something. tell me on anon if you want but I'd really appreciate some feedback!!

[thegreatyin]

i am legitimately tempted to let the scoundrel lose her soul. not permanently, but just as like. An Incident™, y'know. a one-off goof. a gag, if you will