#and then grian goes to the roomies

[astrowarr]

the urge to write a roomies zombie apocalypse au is so strong right now. they're just the Most zombie apocalypse au people EVER like they would make so much sense as a little gang

[thecatspasta]

Thinking abt how in 3rd and Double Life Grian didnt want to ally with Scar just had to bc of the circumstances but in Secret Life when he tries to he gets denied and goes with the Roomies instead

[buzzfella]

i saw someone say something like "maybe in another universe they protected each other" about the roomies and i dont think that could be more wrong. even if they weren't successful, they did everything they could.

etho used both of his lives to help his team by running away. he is a runner and by god he will do what he knows how to in service of those who cared.

cleo isnt as obvious. she's used to being betrayed at this point, so her support for her team is subtle but there in her actions. early season she funnels hearts to her teammates. they stick together, and after etho dies she's trying again and again to make sure her remaining teammate doesnt die trying to defend her.

grian, in his own words, goes anyway the wind blows. not this time. this time, his final life is spent kicking and screaming, fighting like a cornered dog to survive. to stall. if cleo can have one more breath, one minute closer to living, anything, he would surrender his hearts as a human shield.

they were all loyal until their deaths, contrary to past seasons. they learned how to protect for their team. it didn't work, but god did they try.

[greeenchrysanthemums]

@thatlesbainmushroom and @jjlovesgoodies (hope you don't mind the tags, I was not sure how else to make sure you seen this<3) both said yes to hearing about my roomies zombie au, so here it is!! Though, I must admit that it is more of a half-baked idea than a fully thought out au. I'm not sure if I will ever actually write it, so it's free game with credit.

I suppose a TW is required before you read any further. It is a zombie au, so it is pretty grim. Mentions of death, blood, injury, and other apocalypse typical things.

Etho and Cleo were college roommates before everything went to shit. Cleo was a graphic design and arts student in her fourth year, while Etho was an engineering student in his second year. They have been together since the start, and were actually in their dorm room when the chaos started. Bdubs used to be with them, but they lost track of him (and his horse) months ago. They assume he is dead.

Grian was a first year architect student from a few towns over. His group consisted of his roommates, Jimmy and Joel, along with his work friend, Scar.

None of them had ever used a gun before the apocalypse, so it is none of their preferred weapon. Cleo has a baseball bat, Grian has a knife, and Etho has a machete. Etho and Grian both carry handguns but rarely use them. Cleo knows how to use a gun but does not carry one and would have to be in mortal danger to be convinced to use it.

Cleo is immune to the bite, something they found out at the beginning because a classmate had bitten her and she never turned. Though, this immunity would not hold any narrative weight. The world has fallen apart, there wouldn't be anyone left to try to find a cure from her anyway. They are just focused on surviving and trying to keep each other safe.

However, because of her immunity, she does take risks that Etho doesn't/can't. She used to be a real softy, not much a fighter who was all bark no bite, but she would do anything to protect Etho. She has many scars, from bites and scratches, because of this reckless behavior.

It would start with Grian having just been separated from his group and he's been wandering around the remains of a big city looking for them. He eventually gets overwhelmed by a hoard and ends up cornered in an alley, where he is then saved by Etho, who kills the zombies and offers to bring him back to his camp.

Grian says no and tells him he has to keep looking for his group, but Etho is persistent. Grian caves and agrees to go with him when Etho offers to help look for his missing friends; no strings attached.

The group traverses the remains of the burning world together for several months looking for Grian's group and slowly getting to know each other. Etho and Cleo share information freely, but Grian is more reserved. He only answers simple questions about his past. They barley know anything about this group they are trying to find. Instead of opening up as the months' pass by, he actually becomes more and more reserved.

He keeps asking why they keep helping him when they have no obligation to do so, especially since he's given them next to no information or reason to trust him, and they say why not? They don't have anything better to do than lend him a helping hand.

Grian leads them more and more northwest as time goes on, telling them that he was told to head in this direction to meet back up with his group, but still, they find no trace of them.

Around 6-7 months into traveling together, the group do a supply run in a mall that they thought was safe and end up getting trapped inside with no way out after Grian brings some kind of a display/structure down on top of himself on accident and it attracts a hoard that was hidden away out of sight.

They are very low on ammo, Etho was bit while getting Grian out from under the display, Grian was injured by the accident, and they're all too exhausted and malnourished to fight. They make it into a staff area, but there's no exit that they see, so they barricade the door. It is only a matter of time before the hoard breaks through.

Sitting inside of the small room, Grian admits to them that his group was already dead and had been for a while. He tells them that he had actually been ready to die that day Etho found him. He felt bad letting Etho's kindness (which was a rarity in this dying world) go to waste, so he went along with it.

He was just along for the ride at first, leading them on a wild goose chase while waiting for a chance to leave them, but then he grew to care for them. He never thought he would find friends again in a world like this, but, somehow, he did. They gave him a purpose, a reason to keep going. They made him want to live again. They made him happy. They made him laugh; something so simple and yet so important.

He didn't want them to leave him behind once they found out the truth, so he'd kept lying to them and pretending like he was still searching so that they would have a reason to keep helping him, a reason to have him around.

He was closing himself off all that time in an attempt to hold onto the one good thing in his life. He tells them that he's sorry, that he loves them, and that he's scared.

Cleo and Etho say they don't care that he's been lying, and that he's just as important to them as they are to him. They say that whatever happens next, they'll do it together.

And then in my mind it would end somewhat ambiguously/open ended as the zombie's break through.

[jjledragon]

Things I hope will happen next session

All the reds have the same task: "Turn everyone red". Some alliances will turn their teammates immediately, some will wait until they're the last yellow.

When all the yellows are gone, everyone gets a new task, which is "Be the last one standing", which gives them the same free reign as the reds in previous series.

The main conflict will be Mounders vs. Gem and the Scotts. Joel is still salty about Scott causing Lizzie's death, BDubs is still angry at Gem turning him red, and Pearl is probs still annoyed at Impulse's "Boogey" shenanigans. Their hotheadedness would cause Gem and the Scotts to act against them.

The Heart Foundation allies with Gem and the Scotts because of their close proximity to each other and minus the boogey apocalypse, they haven't really wronged them unlike Grian, Etho, and Scar, who are allied with the Mounders.

The Roomies ally with the Mounders because Etho has a soft spot for BDubs and Mumbo (rest his mustache) was his bestie for a session, and while Cleo has a soft spot for Scott, she doesn't have one for BigB, who is on the other side, and she and Pearl have a Pupper Alliance.

Martyn made a deal with BDubs last session that once everyone is red, they would deal with Gem. So he'd pretend to be allied with Gem and the Scotts, and eventually, betray them.

Scar would go to every team to try and make up for his villainy actions last session. The Heart Foundation (and by extension GatS) reject him because he burnt their heart down, so he goes to the Mounders/Roomies, who only accept him out of necessity due to the looming war.

War happens, blah blah blah, only one person is still alive (hopefully a new winner). They succeeded in their task, so they go to the Secret Keeper and press the button. The SK does it chant thing, and afterwards, the winner dies.

[katkat030]

Hey Kat! o/

Could you answer your favourite question from your recent reblog '40 questions - meme for fic writers'?

I'm curious which one is your fav! (And what your answer would be ^-^)

(No pressure of course! :P)

Hello hello!

4. How many fic ideas are you nurturing right now? Care to share one of them?

A fair few! From a glance at my documents, I'd say about nine, three or four of which are half-formed ideas that probably won't see the light of day unless I get a sudden burst of inspiration to finish them.

I know fic usually means fanfic, but I do also have a poetry-style project I picked up a few days ago for chipping away at as atmosphere building practice, based on an irl setting!

Among my wips is a college au that I decided to create solely because it's debilitatingly funny to take Life Series and Hermitcraft events and translate them into real world scenarios.

The cactus ring? Grian accidentally punched Scar as a fight-or-flight response and, embarrassed, crashes at his older sister Pearl's house, who just so happened to need someone to look after it while she goes away for a few weeks. When he returns to school, Scar isn't there, so he tells his friends jokingly that he murdered the guy.

Cleo's stitching like tattoos? Every time someone asks why she has them, Joe, her best friend and resident literature student, gets to come up with even more elaborate and blatant lies. That's where the rumours that she's a zombie came from. He takes great pride in quoting Frankenstein and insinuating she's some modern-day version of his monster, and they both find it hilarious.

The roomies get to be roomies, because I say so. <3 When left to their own devices, Etho and Bdubs sometimes stretch the duvets and blankets between the top bunks in some sort of blanket fort to sit under while they play video games together. They dub the tradition the making of snow forts (Last Life my beloved) because it's really cold in winter without blankets. If Etho lends Bdubs his puffer jacket, that's between them.

Before becoming roommates with Scar, Grian occasionally saw two smaller Jellie look-alikes (she often accompanies Scar to classes, and since they both take architecture he's learnt her name), and assumed that by some witchcraft, Jellie must somehow spontaneously split into two. They're actually just a pair of trouble-making kittens, Katy Bee and Mr Finnegan. After moving in, Grian, resident pranker, takes them under his wing and teaches them how to properly get up to mischief.

[worldsworststairs]

The cletho dynamic for the finalize just stays winning I'm so sorry this was awesome because.

What do you do in the face of certain death? It's a question that informs a lot about your character.

The roomies just. Had no chance of winning. Individually they all knew this (grian too low hp, etho talking a lot about how stacked the opposing side(s) are, Cleo acknowledging this. And the way they handled it is just... soooooo ough. Grian decided that it's not certain, that he just needed to reposition. He's crafty like that, I think. Picking people off, playing the long game, dipping out to lay low and fight dirty. He splits off for the most part to pursue that, though still loyal.

Cleo and etho though... man. There's half an attempt to do something but they remain.. aimless for a bit I think. They fortify the egg, kind of, and then step aside. It's half an attempt. They realize there's better things to be doing, that this is the chance to spend time instead having fun while everyone's looking away and they had the ability handed to them. Stealing, burning, summoning the wardens, they most telling part of it all I think is when they're about to summon the first one and Cleo says something along the lines of "if I die doing something stupid that's fine". And it's soooo. Like the repeated thing with Cleo is always choice. If she goes out or if she does something it should be of her volition, often in a subversive way. And then etho finally having the chance to do red life stuff kind of while no one's watching (I think it's a neat contrast to the fact that he still plays nicely even while red in other series because it's always at the end. This is like, the first true red life behavior from him etc. I think this is why I liked last life so much bc w the boogey stuff we got some of this from him). They never even try to return to their base. It's no use.

And then when they're all climbing the tower laughing and having fun w it joking around... OUGHGHGH

What do you do in the face of certain death? You get silly.

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

Struggling to sleep because ✨uterus✨ so may I direct y'all's attention towards the idea of Roomies helping Grian deal with his periods?

They're really not too bad, but that doesn't stop Grian from being an annoying little drama queen about it anyways. That is, until Etho and Cleo actually care about it immediately and start offering various things to help, then he's all "hey now- wait a minute- back up-" and gets a bit ruffled up about the 'babying' (he doesn't like being anything less than self sufficient)

Once the he gets over that and settles in a bit he goes back to preening from the attention and being the smug little cat he is, though

Anyways, I imagine Cleo would be a bit more firm and bossy about it, like "go on, take a pain killer. No, no you don't wait until it gets bad first. No, not grinning and bearing it. Take the dang pill" because she's pretty familiar with dealing with periods (either she used to have them pre-zombification or she just has had a lot of friends who do)

Etho would be a bit more awkward about it all because he's just like that, but also because he finds the whole thing about uteruses and menstruation and what not a bit scary and icky because he's never actually had to deal with it first hand before (Cleo not having them and not having a lot of other close friends who do) but he's doing his best, and is generally a pretty sweet guy, so he still helps out even if he's a bit kinda squicked

[mcytrecursive]

Nomination Update - Art

We're coming up on the close of these nomination updates, but there's one last group that we had to cover before we called it done. And that's art. We've had a lot of fics nominated, but we've also had a marvellous selection of art nominated. There have been some incredible, inspiring pieces nominated, including AUs, web weaves, an entire zine, comics, and more. Take a look!

Title: 52 hertz Link: here Fandom: Lifesteal SMP Author: oneirogen Relationships: Ashswag & Squiddo, background Reddoons/Ashswag Characters: Squiddo, Ashswag, Reddoons Length: 4,370 words and web weave Genre: AU, Character Study, Horror, Post-Apocalyptic AU, Weird formatting Summary: > SQUIDDO: So the plan is simple. We’ve got around thirty-six hours of driving to do until we reach the source of this weird frequency, then we figure out whatever is making it and then drive another thirty-six hours back so we can report to the Professor. Easy :D > ASHSWAG: How the fuck did you do that with your mouth. or: squiddo goes on a roadtrip.

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Title: Hels to Pay AU/From Eden Link: here Fandom: Crossover Fandom Author: aquaquadrant/lunarcrown Relationships: Tango/Jimmy is the main one I can think of?  Characters: Tangotek, Jimmy Solidarity, ImpulseSV, Helsmits Length: 105,000+ words and art Genre: Angst, AU, Character Study, Hurt/Comfort, Whump Summary: Tango is a Hermit, a redstoner, a Life Series member, and Jimmy's soulmate. However, before that, he was Tangotek from Hels, a blaze hybrid turned into a living blaze farm by Hels corporation Tek Industries. When Tango manages to break out of the Tek Industries lab and stumbles across a portal near Hels spawn, he doesn't hesitate before diving in, heedless of the potential consequences. Consequences such as his overworld counterpart, Bravo, being stuck in Hels for the next decade, looking for revenge, and ending up at Tek industries to get it.

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Title: Together till the very end Link: here Fandom: 3rd Life SMP Author: Avi-mation Relationships: Grian, Cleo, Etho (platonic) Characters: Grian, Cleo, Etho Genre: Canon-Compliant, Fluff, Family Summary: (This is a comic of the secret life roomies) After the gruelling hard task, Grian feels insecure about his place in the team with Cleo and Etho. As the yellow, he is a liability, especially knowing his track record. Cleo and Etho work together wonderfully, is there even a need keeping him around

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Title: Good News! Ghostbur Comic Link: here Fandom: Dream SMP Author: sidecast Relationships: Ghostbur & Technoblade, Ghostbur & Niki, Ghostbur & Tommy Characters: Ghostbur Genre: Canon-Divergent, Character Study, Fix-It, Fluff, Family, Friendship, Found Family Summary: Ghostbur happy ending comic! Based on blackout poetry of Wilbur's post about Ghostbur's limbo. 

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Title: DSMP Comics vol. 1 Link: here Fandom: Dream SMP Author: DSMP Comics Zine Relationships: all of them Characters: yep. all of them Genre: Action/Adventure, AU, Modern AU, Superhero/Superpower AU Summary: In a city brimming with heroes, vigilantes, and villains, a mysterious organization known only as E.G.G. has stepped out of the shadows. Their goal? Total chaos. In their quest to overrun the city, they've developed a device that shuffles people's powers— and nobody is safe…

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Title: another visit  Link: here Fandom: Dream SMP Author: yuker Relationships: Quackity/Karl Jacobs Characters: Quackity, Karl Jacobs Genre: Angst, Canon-Compliant, Hurt/Comfort, Time Travel, Character Study Summary: [sometimes I see him in the middle of the night but he doesn't really remember me.] In which Karl visits Quackity in between his time traveling, and Quackity cannot be sure he isn't dreaming.

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Title: El nido de cuervo - The crow's nest  Link: here Fandom: QSMP Author: wizardsandrain Relationships: Philza & Chayanne & Tallulah Characters: Phliza, Chayanne, Tallulah Genre: Canon-Compliant, Domestic/Slice-of-life, Fluff, Family Summary: A painting of the basement where Chayanne and Tallulah sleep

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Title: RvB/HC au Link: here Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP Author: gingermaple Relationships: platonic Etho&Cleo, platonic Scar&Bdubs Characters: Etho, Scar, Bdubs, Cleo, Grian Genre: AU, Crossover, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Space AU Summary: Hermitcraft characters in a Red vs Blue AU, loosely following (or ignoring) RvB canon. RvB is a space opera in a general war setting with a lot of silly shenanigans. Some angst, found friendship-family, and generally just a bunch of idiots getting themselves into crazy situations.

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Title: Desert Duo Vigilante AU [DDVAU] Link: here Fandom: 3rd Life SMP Author: kitsuneisi & xmaruu11 Relationships: Scar/Grian [Romantic], Grian & Jimmy [Platonic], Cub & Scar [Platonic] Characters: Grian / CuteGuy & Scar / HotGuy Genre: AU, Superhero/Superpower AU Summary: Hero HotGuy fights crime with Vigilante Cuteguy. There is a love dynamic going on [Grian loves Scar, Hotguy loves Cuteguy, but Scar only thinks of Grian as a friend & Cuteguy thinks Hotguy is annoying] They don't know each others super hero identities but fight crime together. Scar and Grian teach at a school together outside of their hero duties.

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Title: the handgun is no longer sexy Link: here Fandom: Dream SMP Author: regicidal-optimism Relationships: Quackity/Wilbur Characters: Quackity, Wilbur Genre: Canon-Compliant, Character Study, Romance Summary: Web weave about Las Nevadas Quackity loving a man who wants to die and not being over Pogtopia.

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Title: the wedding before everything went wrong Link: here Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP Author: terracottakore Relationships: etho/cleo  Characters: cleo, etho  Genre: Angst, Drama, Family, Humour, Slow Burn Summary: etho and cleo wedding 

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Title: Frankenstein Cletho AU Art Link: here Fandom: 3rd Life SMP Author: cerealdog Relationships: Cleo/Etho, Cleo & Etho, Cleo/Bdubs, Cleo & Bdubs, Joel Smallishbeans & Etho Characters: Cleo, Etho, Bdubs, Joel Smallishbeans,  Genre: Action/Adventure, AU, Canon-Divergent, Crossover, Drama, Horror, Romance Summary: Full-color art of Frankenstein's Monster!Cleo and Frankenstein!Etho in his lab, as well as three primarily black and white lineart pieces of other scenes from the book reinterpreted with Joel, Bdubs, Etho, and Cleo.

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Title: Portal AU Link: here Fandom: Dream SMP Author: lemontarto Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Philza, Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit Characters: Tommyinnit, Tubbo Genre: Action/Adventure, AU, Fluff, Fantasy AU, Friendship Summary: Tommy & Tubbo r two lads living in the woods with their big brother wilbur (who is overworked stressed and tired) when tubbo stumbles upon a strange,magical portal formed by entwined tree branches ! Its mostly them engaging in shenanigans in this new world and going on adventures(led by sprites/spirits in the shadows) & wilbur getting to relax a bit!

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Title: the statue queen and her knight Link: here Fandom: 3rd Life SMP Author: greenix Relationships: Ethoslab & ZombieCleo Characters: Ethoslab, Zombiecleo Genre: character designs Summary: Cleo as a gorgon and Etho as a weeping angel.

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Title: Blood for the Blood Child Link: here Fandom: Dream SMP Author: @beckyblah on tumblr  Relationships: tommyinnit & technoblade  Characters: tommyinnit, techno Genre: Canon-Divergent Summary: Tommy holding an axe and a wither skull saying, "Blood for the blood child."

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Title: Not applicable Link: here Fandom: 3rd Life SMP Author: lockspick (locksock) Relationships: Ethoslab/TangoTek Characters: Ethoslab, TangoTek Genre: Smut, Action/Adventure Summary: personally, i think almost drowning in a 1x1 tube with ur teammate is a little homoerotic, don’t you?

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Title: Last of Us + Tntduo Link: here Fandom: Dream SMP Author: ashthefrogprin Relationships: Quackity/Wilbur Characters: Quackity, Wilbur Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Post-Apocalyptic AU, Romance, Slow Burn Summary: A series of images depicting quackbur in a The Last of Us AU, followed by a brief summary of a few scenes the artist was imagining. Wilbur has a shotgun; Quackity has an axe. They're both traveling across the country together trying to find a safe harbor with other survivors-- and, as it turns out, being in close quarters with someone during life-threatening situations means the two of you tend to bond. Odd thing, that.

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Title: Scar & Grian TMA AU Link: here Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP Author: qhideduo Relationships: Grian & Scar Characters: Grian, Scar Genre: Angst, AU, Crossover, Horror Summary: In which Scar is an avatar of the End and Grian is an Avatar of the Slaughter. (Grian has trouble finding people to kill to feed his patron. Scar suggests that Grian kill him since he'll come back anyways. Grian has concerns and hesitates, but does it with Scar's assurances.)

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Title: super_not_evil_mayor.png Link: here Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP Author: cornpapers Relationships: Scar & Bdubs Characters: Scar, Bdubs Genre: AU, Canon-Divergent Summary: A season 7 swap AU where Scar is mayor of the shopping district, but fighting to preserve the mycelium instead of get rid of it. He’s, uh, not doing so hot.

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Title: the arrangement Link: here Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP Author: cornpapers Relationships: Grian & Scar Characters: Grian, GoodTimesWithScar Genre: Superhero/Superpower AU Summary: Art of a meeting between Hotguy and the (seemingly antagonistic) Poultry Man, with a really intriguing dynamic.

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Title: tazercraft kagerou days Link: here Fandom: QSMP Author: routeriver Relationships: Pactw & Mikethelink Characters: Pactw, Mikethelink Genre: Angst, AU, Time Loop Summary: Tazercraft Kagerou Daze AU - you know that animated music video with the boy and the girl in a timeloop where they keep having to watch the other die in horrible accidents? This art is a redraw of that video's thumbnail with Pac & Mike as the two characters in the timeloop.

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Title: Space Mining AU Link: here and here Fandom: 3rd Life SMP Author: wszczebrzyszynie Relationships: Team Ranchers, Cledubs, Ethubs, Scarian, Treebark, Convex brothers, ImpSkizz, Flower Husbands. Zedaph, Doc, Pearl and Gem are also characters. Everything mentioned as platonic, except romantic Jizzie. Characters: Tango and Jimmy Genre: Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, Post-Apocalyptic AU, Space AU Summary: Space Mining AU. Tango was an engineer, became a wanted terrorist after he blew up Callisto, a moon where he was doing illegal skulk mining. He blew it up alongside other miners after finding out that skulk is alive, parasitic and infecting people, but he ended up being the sole survivor of the explosion, and the skulk wasn't completely sealed off. He ends up living with Desert Duo for a while (a pair of also dangerous criminals), and that's where he meets Jimmy. It kind of all goes downhill from there.

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Title: i think i would like a quiet life Link: here Fandom: Dream SMP Author: pidgedee Relationships: tommy&a healing arc Characters: TommyInnit Genre: Canon-Compliant, Character Study, Fix-It Summary: A gentle-ending poem comic about c!Tommy.

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[thenopequeen]

🌟 & 🖕 for Grian? maybe from secret life specifically?

Roomie Grian? My take is that he desires time. Time before it all goes wrong, time to prepare just a little more, time for whatever behind the scenes happy moments lead to him asking for a Zombie dance from Cleo, and to Etho knowing how to teach it back to her after they became HumanCleo and forgot. He doesn't desire victory, because that is a thing you can only have alone.

As for anger? His anger is a cold stone at the base of his throat. Just a little discomfort at first, but it grows with each bad moment, each hurt he can't fix, each Roommate death, until he feels like he hasn't breathed since Etho fell. It's ok, he doesn't need air. He just needs this trap to work, this last stand to make a difference. (He never looked to see that Cleo died in a hole just before he did. He didn't know he couldn't save her. He had no way of guessing that his determination and resilience chipped enough hearts off Gem and the Scotts that the killer of both his teammates would have a fighting chance against the team who had been previously stacked to high heaven. He just knew he wasn't stopping until he was dead)

[life-series-losers-blog]

well i wish you luck Roomies

DL Grian do you see anything interesting

SL!Cleo: Let's just get looking before something goes wrong

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DL!Grian: Can't I just peacefully sleep for 10 minutes? anyway he's behind the clocktower near the very border of the void

[cm-lily]

(Context: I have no idea what identified as a romcom) I am so going to info-dump on you I'm so sorry

The monopoly mountain is (of course) Monopoly game session the crew have One night (Grian finally bonded with Scar and began to tolerate him after this game and them working together)

Last Life is just Among Us with the addition of Etho playing the “boogeyman song” randomly and somehow most of the time when he does it someone dies (which made it a 50/50 chance when you suspect him)

Martyn and Ren is the theater club kid of course, infamously known for their acting rehearsal that can be heard across multiple room. (I pray for whoever lived below their floor)

Also wouldn't it be funny that the majority of people that are “hermits” lived on the same floor while the rest are either floor above or below? Like, if a fire alarm suddenly blew out you can pretty much predict the source of it are probably from the hermits. “Damn it Grian which machine did you touch this time?”

Mumbo and Grian are roomate before, they have to move out because Grian and redstone do not mix well together. He now lives with Etho and Cleo (The Roomies!!) sharing one apartment, the only reason this works is because Grian respect Etho so he never touch his stuff.

Mumbo is slowly corrupted by the life series member the longer he live there so much that he can roast people now. Apparently. *insert Grian in the background with a proud face while wiping a fake tear*

They are also highschool friend while BigB might be childhood friend? To a newcomer, he is incredibly cryptic for no apparent reason.

Pearl is his self-proclaim sister that went unhinged every time she's nearing her deadline. (One time people thought she's a ghost) Oh and also the one in charge of keeping the garbage organized most of the time.

Gem is everyone's self-proclaim sister who everyone constantly forgot is a menace.

Scott is the luckiest man in the story and only appear to the background at most, that's how far off he is from the heart of the chaos (read: Grian and Scar) usually. Also he has insane luck in games that is impossible to be explained by logic.

Jimmy, In contrary, is the unluckiest man alive because most of the time, he didn't stir the chaos but because he was doomed by the narrative (read again: Grian) he is constantly dragged into that said chaos.

Joel and Lizzie are fiancé/married (whatever float your boat), since most of the time she's associated with animal, I think it'd be nice for her to be a vet.

There is one moment where Mumbo revealed Grian and Joel and Jimmy goes all the way back in highschool, and they used to be part of a gang (Yes. Yes it's Bad Boys. Yes they are emo.)

The “clocker” family is Etho and Cleo who's also a roomate with each other, Bdubs is a good friend of Etho so he hang around a lot, Scar is just there at first because he likes their sculpture art.

In Halloween, Cleo made statues of Weeping Angel. For the fun of it, Etho pretend to be one once.

The Watcher is basically the landlord Grian and Martyn collectively decide to antagonized, the name Watcher stem from the fact the apartment have CCTV and are always “watching”.

Lol help me out with a fanfic idea

So I’ve had this idea floating in my mind for while what if the people from the life series lived in an apartment building together. Like a modern au basically focusing on Scarian with maybe a few other side ships , with the tone of a romcom. I got this idea from the saying it takes a village to raise a child, but without the child so it just takes a village. And I think it would be fun to explore that dynamic with everyone being neighbors. Thoughts and or opinions?

[lockoutkey]

CRYPTID ROOMIES AU MASTERPOST

The best way to read the au is to start at “the beginning” post and just scroll up from the cryptid roomies tag because that’s how everything panned out. I changed everything to what I believe would be chronological order even though asks were very random. This is incomplete as I can only put 100 links in a post.

Have fun!

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[the-royal-bat-snake]

you know that one myth with Orpheus and Eurydice, the one where they couldnt look back if they wanted to get out? ,,,jimmy and scott.

You come into my house and bring up Hellenism??? You fool! you dug into a special interest!

For those unfamiliar with the story, a Greek dude named Orpheus goes down to hell, as you do, and asks Hades for his love, Eurydice, back. Hades says yes, but with a catch, he has to lead Eurydice out of the Underworld without looking back at her, and in some versions not talking to her. Now how this goes from here always goes the same way, Orpheus looks back too soon, and Eurydice goes back to the Underworld. how/why he turns back differs from telling to telling, as Hellenisim was mostly oral storytelling so it has a lot of deviation. Now, for maximum pain, we can go to one or two of my favourite versions, where Orpheus walks out, he sees the sun again, and when he turns back to hug Eurydice in pure joy of getting out- and Eurydice is still in the cave. She fades away back in the overworld, not mad at her love, but understanding the amount of joy he felt.

Anyway I’m going to assume this was at least partially about @lockoutkey‘s cryptid roomies au. So imagine instead of walking his way through the hellscape alone, he has Scott with him!! And everything is good, great, even,.. but Scott won’t look at him, he won’t speak, he won’t answer Jimmy’s questions about where they’re going or why they’re doing this. Do you sill love me? Did I do something wrong? Are Iskall and Grian okay? Scott stays silent, but tries to hold onto Jimmy’s hand harder, tries to communicate how much he loves him. It doesn’t work. Jimmy gets increasingly more desperate and Scott turns around to reassure him and-

Jimmy is gone. He questions if Scott leading him out was a delusion made up by his subconscious to keep him sane.

He shakes his head, and looks toward the direction the “Helper“ pointed, and starts walking, seemingly for the second time, this time with an empty spot by his side

[gumy-shark]

NO IT WAS WORSE THAN THAT. ETHO DIDNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE AT THAT POINT. it was like in an apocalypse movie where the guy who's hiding his zombie bite goes back to talk to the group. like. etho didnt even realize how much danger he was in at that point. he was alone with the killer. bdubs was Already failing his task a little bit for etho.

and etho wasnt necessarily lying to bdubs. he said "i wouldn't go that far for you." like when they were zombies together and etho was protecting cleo, bdubs specifically called him out for it.

and the thing about the zombie apocalypse task is that it was a shared task, right? their whole goal is to infect every non-red player by the end of the session, and if they don't do that, they fail. and one of the things about secret life that i didn't realize until this week, is that red-names (aka the players on their last life), are punished for failing their tasks. so when etho was sabotaging team zombie, he wasn't just failing his own task for grian and cleo- he was failing ALL of their tasks for grian and cleo. including bdubs' task (and bdubs Was a red name, so like.)

bdubs and etho have a bit of a history with crossteaming for each other/joining their factions (the only series they didn't do this in was 3rd life, the original) (like. in this series bdubs literally has a spare BEDROOM in the roomies base. etho, grian, and cleo don't have bedrooms there but bdubs does. thats the level of what theyve got going on), but here we see etho actively Choosing to turn on bdubs for his teammates even after bdubs had told him that he would fail his own task if it meant saving ethos life. and that disconnect is just very fun for me

ok so. i already told you about the task gimmick for secret life smp, and the lives gimmick for the whole series, right. the episodes from recording session 7 came out yesterday and im so normal about it

the session starts out pretty normal, pretty casual. everything seems fine. sure, some people are acting a little off, but this is the “people being secretive and acting weird” series, so most people just brush it off.

and then people start dying. and then they start hanging out with the people who killed them, and don’t seem that upset about it. and then those victims start hunting down other players as well.

about halfway through the session, the players start figuring out what’s going on: someone got a task telling them to essentially start a zombie apocalypse. the remaining survivors (about half of the server) band together and hole up at probably the most defensible base on the server, belonging to the Roomies faction

(the Roomies being the players ZombieCleo (yeah, ironic), Etho, and Grian) (i don’t think that’s their official faction name but i also don’t think they have one) (also, all three of them are at that point uninfected)

the zombies attack, and grian attempts to trick them into looking at an enderman. this backfires, and directly leads to etho’s death and subsequent conversion to a “zombie”. (they’re actually called “Boogeymen” after a mechanic from some of the previous seasons, but i like zombie better)

during his whole time on Team Zombie (not the official name), etho did not attack grian or cleo, his factionmates, once, several times risking his own life to cover for them and sabotage the zombies’ efforts to kill them (sometimes subtly, sometimes not so much)

after you die and join the apocalypse, your task changes to become “infect all non-infected.” etho chose to actively fail his own task rather than attack his team.

about a quarter into etho’s episode, he had a chat with bdubs (the first player to be “turned,” and who was infected at that time), where they talked about the game (note: bdubs and etho have been friends for over a decade, and within the life series have a really weird gay thing going on). bdubs confidently declares that he’d choose to fail a task if it involved killing etho, and etho said he probably wouldn’t go that far for bdubs.

but he did for cleo and grian. do you understand how insane i am abt this

in the end, both cleo and grian survived the apocalypse without becoming zombies, and while im not sure how much etho’s actions specifically had to do with it (there was one point at the end of the session where he Definitely saved their lives), it’s just. he tried. he failed in his task but he succeeded in his goal.

(also, right after etho got infected, he went back to the Roomies base/survivor hq (don’t remember why), and cleo warned etho that she Would kill him too. except in their episode, she has a little subtitle that pops up on the screen when they say that, and it says “I won’t.” like even if he turns on her, she wont follow through on that threat and do the same. these block people make me go crazy)

they had a zombie au episode 🥺🥺🥺

[ivi-prism]

Question. Does Hermit rival Tech get a superior donkey/mule? So he can Level Up at Dream?

I think even if Techno enjoys pocking at Dream who’s mind is melting with everything happening around him… he would stand in the window and see a Level Up scenario and just go “well this has been a day” and then close the window and call it a day

Doubt his roomie could handle it… now maybe Techno doesn’t do a level up situation close to Dream but it would be hilarious for him to ask Mumbo for one for Mumbo to go “no” and Grian ever the enabler goes “Mumbo pleaseeeee Tech asked nicely”

Mumbo probably allows it because a) techno can be intimidating b) Grian is on his side

Techno goes around the server one (1) time and never does it again