#Dead Buttons
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*sirius and remus are debating intensely*
sirius: there's no way james would ever get a belly button piercing. he's a sports guy ffs
remus: wanna bet on it?
sirius: sure
*a few days later*
james: yo moony you were right, i do look amazing with a belly button piercing
sirius, to remus: no. fucking. way. how did you do it?
remus: i told him regulus would love it
sirius: where is he anyway?
regulus: *screaming into a pillow at the top of his lungs*
#i'm getting my belly button pierced in 2 weeks#consider this my celebratory post#also i'm a “james potter has a belly button piercing” truther#incorrect wolfstar quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#marauders incorrect quotes#wolfstar#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#sirius black#remus lupin#james potter#regulus black#marauders#marauders era#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards
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young adult, it's your time to make silly decisions
#mp100#metukikart#mob psycho 100#teruki hanazawa#shigeo kageyama#terumob#comic#teru is like ooh kageyama wants to try something new go kinggg and mob is like im done for. im dead. im in so much trouble. im nev-#teruki fucked up buttoned up shirt hanazawa
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i like the way u draw fiddleford i want to squish him
consider him squished
#no fiddleford don't press it!#that is NOT the gay sex button!#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#myart#he is dead now
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Senator Feinstein's team have announced that, regardless of her passing, it will not impact her job performance and she will not be stepping down.
#m#im pretty sure she's been dead for years at this point#this announcement was just because the new intern broke one of her mummified arms#and they need that to puppeteer her corpse to push the button
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“jewelry” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 386 words
Regulus is sitting at the table trying to read while James is puttering around in the kitchen. Regulus is desperately trying to focus but his eyes keep drifting over to James.
At one point, Regulus glances over just as the sunlight catches on James’ gold-rimmed glasses and Regulus can’t help but think how beautiful the gold looks on him. It’s a shame James doesn’t wear any jewelry. Regulus thinks he would look stunning with a gold chain around his neck or maybe an earring that would peek out every time he runs his hands through his hair. His hands that would look so good with a few gold rings scattered across his fingers. Â
Regulus is watching James’ hands as he reaches to the top shelf, but a small glimmer of gold catches his eye. His gaze drops to where James’ shirt is riding up and Regulus’ eyes widen as he chokes on air drawing James’ attention. Â
“Are you okay?” James asks.
His shirt has fallen back down but Regulus hasn’t stopped staring. “Yeah.” He chokes out. “I uhh… I didn’t know you had a umm…” Regulus trails off.
James follows his gaze, glancing down and lifting his shirt to give Regulus a proper look at the gold bar that’s pierced through James' belly button and Regulus can’t help the way his breath hitches. Â
“Oh, this?” James smirks.
Regulus tries to say something, or at least pull his eyes away, but he can’t. All he can think about is how beautiful that gold bar looks against James’ bronze skin. Regulus was right, gold jewelry looks stunning on James and it’s criminal that this is covered more often than not.
After several moments, James clears his throat and drops his shirt breaking Regulus out of his trance. James stares at him shamelessly with one eyebrow raised and Regulus shakes his head to clear his thoughts.
“Sorry.” Regulus croaks. “I just uhh… I just didn’t know you had that.” Regulus tries to regain his composure as he focuses back on his book.
“It’s alright.” James shrugs. “Glad you like it.”
“I never said I—” Regulus starts to protest.
“I’m sure you’ll like my nipple rings also.” He adds casually and Regulus’ eyes snap back just in time to see James’ smirk before he turns away, unconcerned with the chaos he’s caused in Regulus’ mind. Â
@under-pink-skys i thought of you when i was writing this! đź¤
#james with a belly button piercing#i want him#i need him#we always talk about reg’s slutty waist#(which i worship)#but james fleamont potter with a belly piercing#a slutty little gold piercing#my mouth is watering#let james have a slutty waist#bar or hoop? i kept going back and forth but i think he would wear both?#regulus loves james#james loves regulus#jegulus#jegulus microfic#jegulus fanfiction#marauders fanfiction#regulus black#james potter#marauders#james x regulus#regulus x james#marauders era#harry potter marauders#harry potter#hp#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards#starchaser#sunseeker#jeggyverse microfic
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Hultén at it again, this time with a Mother-32, TR-08 and Microcosm combo (Sweden, 2023)
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my illustration of when tsp resets after a particularly harrowing ending
#YOU CAN PRY THE STANLEY PARABLE (2013) OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS I WILL BE PARABLEPOSTING UNTIL I DIE#the stanley parable#original post#this post is about the skip button.#tsp
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Just like Justin Mcelroy's callbacks to the chilean miners I have once again emerged to deliver this, More Team Greed Nonsense, this time featuring stupid questions ed asks to get out of work
ngl drawing this is the most clear headed I've felt in weeks if i go longer then seven days without drawing greedling I start going through withdrawl
to that end have a second bonus:
Team Greed Doodles Masterlist
#slapping this out right before i have some outdoor adventures of my own#also tumblr's new post editor wants me dead specifically i see#moving images is So slippery now jeez#playing with breaking up the text a bit since i sort of have 2 bonuses and wasn't sure how to play that lol#fma#fmab#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#greed#greedling#ling yao#edward elric#team greed#comic#doodles#my art#oh and we've gotten rid of the preview on blog button too now haven't we great#time to draft more feedback forms! my favorite!
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just got followed by a bot account titled bracing-sea... they're getting smarter
#the bot stumbling dead-eyed after me: Adventure on the High Seas! Salt Spray in Your Face! Hot Single Lieutenants near You!#me with my hand trembling over the block button: you lie. i know you lie#cedar barks
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james got a belly button piercing, part 2
*james is sporting his belly button piercing and looking for regulus*
*regulus is having a crisis in his bed*
james: hey, babe. what is it? what's wrong?
regulus: go away
james: have i done something wrong?
regulus: i can't even look at you right now
james: reg... *touches his arm*
regulus: OW *jolts away in pain*
james: what? oh my god have i hurt you?
regulus: you're too hot
james: reg i'm so so- wait, what?
regulus: YOU'RE SO FUCKING HOT
james: ...
james: *wheezes*
#part 2 because today is the day people#i'm getting my belly button pierced#say yeehaw#marauders incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#jegulus incorrect quotes#incorrect jegulus quotes#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#james potter#regulus black#james fleamont potter#regulus arcturus black#marauders#marauders era#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards
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"the moralorel fandom is okay with liking flawed and traumatized characters until it's Cecil creepler" is the trauma not being able to molest/groom a 12 year old
#sorry. I remembered seeing this take a while ago and i thought it was so brain-dead and funny i couldn't hold it in.#be a little self aware at least. please#mumbles#tw csa mention#moral orel#<- you know what yeah im tagging it lmao#so fucking thankful for the blocking button#not so thankful because of the stupid news in twitter#WHAT do you mean people you blocked will be able to see your account
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If you have a blue long sleeve button up you can be anyone
(as long as youre gay and/or trans according to tumblr)
#saw#saw 2004#lawrence gordon#dr lawrence gordon#rdr2#red dead redemption two#arthur morgan#house md#gregory house#brokeback mountain#jack twist#reanimator#re animator#herbert west#evil dead#ashley j williams#ash williams#i know jack is actually gay but he never said it so im counting it#and tumblr loves him#contenders for the caption:#i have a type#dumb ugly men and their dumb ugly shirts#the blue long sleeve button up in my closet is calling out to me as a siren does to sailors
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Honestly the funniest thing about TDP to me is that Rayla for some reason always thinks Callum isn't 100% ride-or-die with her on any given situation. Seriously, she could decide she's jumping off a cliff and he'd do it too--oh wait.
I get that half of it is 'protecting' him but like. Girl he has been ready to die and kill for you since the first snake chain incident. It has not lightened up since. In fact its gotten worse. She's his special little guy and if anything happens to her he will kill everyone in the room and then himself. She physically cannot ever sacrifice herself for anyone because Callum WILL be following her straight into the afterlife in no less than a minute. I'm fully convinced he can and would go even further than Claudia and he'd barely have to think on it for five seconds before shrugging like "damn this sucks, can't believe I have to turn evil" "you literally don't have to--" "no I'm gonna"
And honestly I think that's peak teenagers first girlfriend behavior.
#tdp#the dragon prince#tdp rayla#tdp callum#text post#tdp season 5#rayllum#talk#funny#its so funny to me girl he would KILL EVERYONE FOR YOU (except ez)#HOW WERE YOU SURPRISED HE WAS SO DEAD SET ON HELPING YOUR PARENTS ITS CALLUM#not only that bestie you could put the blade to his throat & he would let you. he wouldnt even fight he'd just let you#he would go so feral for you. release his chains. free him.#he wouldnt say 'please let me kill for you' but he would dramaticaly get on 1 knee & say 'rayla i would kill for you if it came down to it'#as if he wouldnt just do that if someone pushed him enough. i want someone to push his buttons enough. set him off it'll b funny#absence did make the heart grow fonder but i think he overdozed a bit. like just a smidge. theres like way too much fondness now#also its great bc MMMMM how do those callum & viren/claudia parallels FEEL BOYS#WILL DO ANYTHING FOR FAMILY SO TRUE. and also communication issues BUT MOSTLY THE SACRIFICE#hes the number 1 rayla defender. he supports her rights AND her wrongs
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Dream Team is going to turn 10 this year, so a decade passed with me giggling at Luigi on the bottom screen doing a little jolt in his sleep whenever I jump.
Also; headcanon that he has been nothing but sleepy since he arrived on the island and Mario is constantly worried Luigi's gonna fall flat on his face during battles in real life/is hurting him while traveling through his dream world.
#mario#luigi#nintendo#mario and luigi#asil and art#his character arc is so cute pleaseeeee#and yeah mentioning it once again but my B button is messed up so Luigi keeps getting hit#I've been dealing with this for 4 years I refuse to give up on my 3DS#I put ALL of my extra points and beans into his defence/hp#so he has a single fighting chance#while Mario gets the attack and speed boost#he has to take those enemies down in one shot or Luigi is dead next round ksjdhkd#the beehosses are the most infuriating just get away from me
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woke up at two am in the morning with this idea
#saroart#dead cells#the beheaded#proceeded to then have insomnia for an hour and a half#haunted by the specter of this dumb joke#the fish probably want them dead too lets be real#i really love dumb shirts and casual mode beheaded#they would wear socks with sandals and loudly patterned button down shirts#because this is my headcanon and i get to make the rules and i like ugly button down shirts from the thrift store
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when i started playing rdr2 there was a glitch where rev. swanson would stand in line for stew but never actually got himself any. he would just wait right in front of the pot with his spoon and bowl... which would be okay if it was just him BUT kieran would always line up behind him and wait for his turn, and because swanson would stand there and never leave for the rest of the night kieran would go off with his empty bowl and stare at it for the rest of night sadly :(
he was so excited for soup.... no soup for kieran :((((((((
#HE WOULD JUST SIT THERE HOLDING HIS SPOON AN BOWL FOR A SOLID 20 SECONDS AND THEN THROW IT AWAY#AND CONTINUE SITTING THERE#:(((((((((((((((((#where is the give soup button#also. where is the get a second serving option i want my arthur to eat more#rivera writes#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#kieran duffy
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