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parchmentknight · 4 hours ago

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FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

#doing 90% of this already. im ready #this is what Men do #me with the random brooklyn accent I CANT STOP IT IT JUST APPEARS #reblog

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parchmentknight · 5 days ago

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#this is canon to me #also op i love your artstyle #hanzo shimada #genji shimada #overwatch #not my art #video

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parchmentknight · 7 days ago

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can you do gay hanzo? and bi cassidy maybe (or just hanzo :P)

I would like to formally apologize to anon and whoever made requests during the month of June. I’m finishing up the rest as we speak 😞

(Also happy birthday cowboy)

#OOHHHHH MY GOD #YES #YES YES #IM EATING IM DEVOURING THIS IM ANNIHILATING THIS IN MY MOUF #THANK YOU OP #my day has been made #the world is a better place #every part of this.... i love the line art... the poses... the hair.... the Guys #explodes #not my art #overwatch #hanzo shimada #cole cassidy #yeehan

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parchmentknight · 8 days ago

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curious about the gender breakdown of my followers. just choose what feels right.

#i too flipflop between guy in a guy way and guy in a nonbinary way #polls #reblog

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parchmentknight · 8 days ago

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dude.

#big fan of the mutations here!#personally when i got to see the cadavers at a hospital for class #(for context i am studying to be an embalmer)#i too got to see someone with situs inversus totalis! he was one of the (if not the) oldest cadavers in the lab #and it was only discovered after his autopsy #the story was that he suffered a heart attack and the EMTs tried defibrillating him back #which did not work since his heart was pointed in the opposite way so the shocks crossed it improperly #he did have his body donated to science so it was pretty cool! and the instructors left it as a kinda finale for the lab #i also did work on someone during my practicum (embalming for a funeral home) whos right subclavian artery branched really high up #and we were trying to put the cannula (tube that goes in arteries to distribute embalming fluid) down to the aortic arch #(which allows the fluid to go through most of the body)#so when we started pumping only her right arm was receiving fluid? so that wasnt supposed to happen #we talked to our head embalmer. she double checked the insertion point. found out we were injecting into her arm's artery #but it was so far up??#anyways #we removed the cannula and reinserted it into the right branch.#tw: death #tw: gore #(?)#tw: bodies #embalming #reblog

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parchmentknight · 10 days ago

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Meow

#yeag 👍#this is him btw. if you even care #alex j mercer #prototype 2009 #not my art

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parchmentknight · 14 days ago

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TAG GAMES I LOVE TAG GAMES!!!! (thank you for tagging me @shimadalesbian :D)

Last Song: "Fool U" by Incredible Polo. He's the guy who did the music for the Incredibox game and i love his music so much

Favourite Colour: UH i really like earthy/muted colours, but currently ive been really digging sage green

Last TV Show: Tamagotchi! (the anime series from the 2000s) (erm i was desperate to find my fav tamagotchi gozarutchi.... hes in there.... the voice acting leaves something to be desired in the english dub but my Ninja Baby is There)

Last Movie: NIMONA!!!!!!! LOVE THAT MOVIE, 5th time watching, this time with friends! :D

Last Book: Alberta Driver's Handbook... 😩

Favourite Flavour: Um, I like vanilla.... its really good if its high quality okay T.T but ive been going crazy with the matcha lattes so that too

Tea or Coffee: ooh i love both but im a coffee fiend

Relationship Status: Single (thank the lord, im aro)

Last Thing I Googled: ...different Tamagotchis and whether or not they have Gozarutchi as a character.....

Currently: trying to calm my mind cause i cant sleep

Looking Forward To: actually finishing all my crap and getting to write and rp PLEASE

Current Obsession: okay so tamagotchis aside, Hanzo Shimada from the hit first-person shooter Overwatch 2 (i fear all of my friends are absolutely SICK of listening to me talk about him. its been over a year of him non-stop, not to mention the Sickness got to a point where i made a whole-ass blog to yap about him), fishing (just spent another 20 dollars on tackle and a mini rod... havent caught a fish yet this season), tatsugiri the pokemon (peesh :]), date everything (do not ask me who my favs are i cannot stop myself from saying what id do to them)

Tagging @alex-mercer , @germynon , @drmowww , and @tinker-13 !

#rivera writes #rivera lore #tag game #dash games

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parchmentknight · 14 days ago

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rewatched nimona for the 5th time today why havent i ever drawn fan art of the sad wet pathetic man and his pink child

#also me going “CLIP THAT SCREENSHOT THAT” whenever ballister gets beat up #and saying “omg my new pfp i love pathetic men” when he... also gets beat up #anyways #also who animated his big wet puppy dog eyes i need to kneel before them and proclaim them as my leige #also everyone say thank you to into the spiderverse for irreversibly changing the animation industry in the best way possible #rivera writes #nimona

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parchmentknight · 15 days ago

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ARTFIGHT.... IM DROWNING

#its always the end of month panic #gotta draw 5 pieces in less than 5 days #and then i also have my online driving school test? and then i have to find a job?#but first i have to finish my resume? and then write a cover letter?#but also do my irl driving test? and i dont know if my job will accept me anyways?#whatever me and my snake and my fish and my bonsai will get me through #and thinking about hanzo #which i cannot write about because i am swamped #will be back from the trenches soon #rivera writes

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parchmentknight · 18 days ago

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im not a huge fan of past spuriken -> current yeehan bc the idea of cass dating both brothers is always gonna be weird no matter the circumstances but i have to admit that hanzo getting genjis sloppy seconds is objectively hilarious

#prev tags >#its what he deserves #i just in general dont want these brothers to b romantic rivals i think thats odd and uncomfortable #but this IS very funny and funny > my personal discomfort #< prev tags #exactly my thoughts #keeping spuriken and yeehan in separate cages #cole being that much of a slut for hot ninjas is kinda funny #seeing him go big heart eyes awooga for the next big tiddie baddie and it happe s to be genjis older brother #(him disregarding that said brother was the one who performed supermarket bread slicer on genji HIS EX BOYFRIEND)#if its funny enough i can push past my icks because i will do anything for the bit #still i prefer it not be spuriken to yeehan pipeline as i just dont dig it #rivera writes #overwatch

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parchmentknight · 18 days ago

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you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT'S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon

#haha #knight already in bed. im cozy #reblog #knightposting

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parchmentknight · 18 days ago

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