#David kemp

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David Kemp - King Coal (1992)

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"Man, I don't need your help... you Oompa loompas, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!"

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Bulls at Stratford Bridge by David Kemp (2010)

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Navigators sculpture by David Kemp. A Steampunk ship in the Hayes Gallery on the Thames riverside at Southwark, London.

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i love how no matter what, all fansies agree that davey jacobs is gay. no doubt about it.

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I know it's hard, but this is for science:

rip to my own local production that cast the blondest guy known to man as David 😭

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spring weekend

Since the weather is getting better David has been working on the treehouse in the backyard and William has really been enjoying the new hopscotch feature!

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Ancient Forester

David Kemp

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the kings players on their favorite halloween candy, really interesting answers here. i love laf's skittles lore (he got into skating cause of them 😭) qb saying candy corn??? turcs (🦃) having two answers, just some really great stuff here guys

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Los Angeles Kings || 2024-25 NHL Season

(Opening Night Roster vs BUF)

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Jordan Spence - not on this poll, 1 vote

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Boy, 14, arrested after school shooting in US state of Georgia

Colt Gray, 14, would face a murder charge after four people were killed and nine injured in a shooting at Apalachee High School in Winder, Barrow County.

The boy was arrested by two officers on campus, a US official reported. Gray will be tried as an adult. Local sheriff Jud Smith called the attack “pure evil.”

Within minutes law enforcement was on scene, as well as two school resource officers assigned to the school who immediately encountered the subject. The subject immediately surrendered. He gave up, got on the ground. And the officers took him into custody.

It turned out that the FBI questioned Gray last year after receiving anonymous reports of online threats of a school shooting, but agents did not arrest him at the time. According to the FBI, investigators visited the suspect in May 2023 and questioned him and his father about the online threats, which included pictures of guns.

The father stated that he had hunting guns in the house, but the subject did not have unsupervised access to them. At the time, there was no probable cause for an arrest or to take any additional law enforcement action on the local, state or federal levels.

One of those killed on Wednesday was 14-year-old Mason Schermerhorn. Family members posted his picture on social media after they could not find him. Teacher and coach David Phenix was wounded after being shot in the leg and hip, according to reports by his family on social media.

Georgia State Governor Brian Kemp said he was “praying for the safety of those in our classrooms” and that he was directing “all available state resources” to help. Meanwhile, Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris called the shooting “a senseless tragedy.”

It’s just outrageous that every day in our country (…) that parents have to send their children to school worried about whether their child will come home alive. It doesn’t have to be this way.

Read more HERE

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“a regular beat for a star reporter!”

davey im literally giggling and kicking my feet

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[voice of an anthropologist] after careful research and data gathering (5 mins of dicking around on the pages of a bunch of kings replyguys/beat reporters/pundits) eye believe i may have cracked the code : u can tell how frothing mad someone on kingstwt is by what naming convention they use to refer to a player.

Non-exhaustive List:

nicknames them (i.e. juice, Q/QB, kopi, arvie, real deal akil, big save dave/BSD): good bet they’re pretty happy with the player, usually followed up by a clip of said player popping off or some reportage of a stat that makes the player look good.

last name: they’re in Analysis mode and want to seem objective — they aren’t. they never will be. yeah twitter user clarke for norris, you definitely have no biases here babe!!! (they’re just like me fr CALL CLARKIE UP TO THE NHL RN IM SO SERIOUS JIM HILLER)

initials+player number: they’re a tumblr sleeper agent and this is their dogwhistle? (<- working theory)

SPECIAL subcategory!!! Pierre-Luc Dubois Derangement: they never call him dubie (that’s reserved for the actual la kings players and the apologists girlies [gn]) but they will call him PL, PLD, Dubois, 80 — and no matter what, without fail, they will find a way to point out his contract.

using NUMBER ONLY: they’re killing this player/players to death with rocks and want to seem objective but likeee… it comes off as MAJOR overcompensating 2 me <3

common/key phrases:

engaged: vibes-based barometer of how hard they think my disasterwife PLD is trying during the game, varies from person to person but generally stays within the same neighbourhood of agreeing with each other

intangibles: ok i wasn’t present for this one when it happened but jim hiller/kings management is obsessed with Andreas Englund “having intangibles” , which means Clarkie can’t come up from the AHL and everybody disliked that to the point “intangibles” is a meme.

sidebar — things i know about englund: he’s a swedish guy who looks like he churns butter in an apron while living in a cottage, but is actually the kings’ playoff goon (???) he’s STAPLED to jordan spence, who is a much better dman analytics wise and also eye test wise (funniest shit ever is how well spence does away from englund, even funnier is how often kingstwt brings it up)

the 1-3-1: the la kings’ hockey system. 1 guy out the front, 3 guys clogging up entry lanes through the neutral-zone/their own d-zone, 1 guy hanging back. no1 on kingstwt likes it and has wanted it gone for years — still, when the discourse comes around they immediately close ranks to become the biggest 1-3-1 proponent EVER. they will protect the sanctity of their hockey god-given right to play whatever the fuck system they want to!!! even if it’s incredibly annoying <3

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just so you know. they're My Doctor Who AU Davey, Kath, & Jack.