#andreas englund

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10/12/2024 - LAK @ NYI

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Andreas Englund

[bclarke]

hi eveyone i was looking through soccer highlights and found my silly boys 🤲

[kasperikapanenisbetterthanyou]

hockey team thickness - Los Angeles Kings 2024 VERSION (roster as of 27.07.2024)

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[lakings9]

Credit: LA Kings

[pierrelucdisaster]

The boys cursing feat. Andreas Englund and Trevor Lewis.

Kings vs. Coyotes – 23.9.23 (preseason)

[samanthasgone]

Going to have to cheer for the Kings tonight

[giganticism]

@LAKings: That's what friends are for 🖤

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5/02/2025 - MTL @ LAK

“VLAD TO SEE IT”

[ID: The LA Kings in their dressing room taking a silly group photo with the player of the match. Top row left to right: Andreas Englund, Kyle Burroughs, Mikey Anderson, Vladislav Gavrikov (wearing the player of the match firefighter helmet and crossing his arms), Joel Edmundson and Brandt Clarke (leaning very far in and being held up by Edmundson). Bottom row left to right: Quinton Byfield (shirtless as usual), Jordan Spence (making a silly “o” expression with his mouth), and Jacob Moverare (reaching back and holding onto Clarke’s knee)/. End ID.]

Bonus:

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Andreas Englund

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2023-24 1st NHL Goals

October 11, 2023

Connor Bedard (Chicago) at Boston.

October 12, 2023

Brock Faber (Minnesota) vs. Florida.

October 14, 2023

Will Cuylle (New York Rangers) at Columbus.

David Jiříček (Columbus) vs. New York Rangers.

Matthew Coronato (Calgary) at Pittsburgh.

Marco Rossi (Minnesota) at Toronto.

Thomas Bordeleau (San José) vs. Colorado.

October 15, 2023

Pavel Mintyukov (Anaheim) vs. Carolina.

October 16, 2023

Matthew Phillips (Washington) vs. Calgary.

October 17, 2023

Yegor Zamula (Philadelphia) vs. Vancouver.

October 19, 2023

Leo Carlsson (Anaheim) vs. Dallas.

October 21, 2023

Adam Fantilli (Columbus) at Minnesota.

Alex Laferriere (Los Angeles) vs. Boston.

October 22, 2023

Matt Poitras (Boston) at Anaheim.

October 30, 2023

Dmitri Voronkov (Columbus) at Dallas.

October 31, 2023

Andreas Englund (Los Angeles) at Toronto.

November 1, 2023

Brandon Biro (Buffalo) at Philadelphia.

Connor Zary (Calgary) vs. Dallas.

Logan Cooley (Arizona) at Anaheim.

November 4, 2023

Martin Pospíšil (Calgary) at Seattle.

November 6, 2023

Johnny Beecher (Boston) at Dallas.

Mason Lohrei (Boston) at Dallas.

November 9, 2023

Kevin Korchinski (Chicago) at Tampa Bay.

November 10, 2023

Uvis Balinskis (Florida) vs. Carolina.

November 18, 2023

James Hamblin (Edmonton) at Tampa Bay.

November 22, 2023

Zach Benson (Buffalo) at Washington.

November 24, 2023

Spencer Stastney (Nashville) at St. Louis.

November 30, 2023

Tristan Jarry (Pittsburgh) at Tampa Bay.

Tristan Luneau (Anaheim) vs. Washington.

December 7, 2023

Šimon Nemec (New Jersey) at Seattle.

December 9, 2023

Jayden Struble (Montreal) at Buffalo.

December 11, 2023

Michael Kesselring (Arizona) at Buffalo.

December 13, 2023

Sam Malinski (Colorado) vs. Buffalo.

December 15, 2023

Adam Edström (New York Rangers) vs. Anaheim.

December 16, 2023

Bobby McMann (Toronto) vs. Pittsburgh.

December 19, 2023

Angus Crookshank (Ottawa) at Arizona.

December 21, 2023

Nick DeSimone (Calgary) at Anaheim.

December 27, 2023

Valtteri Puustinen (Pittsburgh) at New York Islanders.

January 5, 2024

Vasili Ponomaryov (Carolina) at Washington.

January 9, 2024

Henry Thrun (San José) at Toronto.

January 16, 2024

Jason Polin (Colorado) at Ottawa.

January 17, 2024

Joshua Roy (Montreal) at New Jersey.

January 20, 2024

Jackson LaCombe (Anaheim) at San José.

Brendan Brisson (Vegas) vs. Pittsburgh.

January 23, 2024

Sheldon Rempal (Vegas) at New York Islanders.

January 25, 2024

Mitchell Chaffee (Tampa Bay) vs. Arizona.

January 31, 2024

Alex Turcotte (Los Angeles) at Nashville.

February 6, 2024

Kyle MacLean (New York Islanders) at Toronto.

February 13, 2024

Brandon Gignac (Montreal) vs. Anaheim.

February 14, 2024

John Ludvig (Pittsburgh) vs. Florida.

February 17, 2024

Brandt Clarke (Los Angeles) at Boston.

Declan Chisholm (Minnesota) vs. Buffalo.

February 19, 2024

Justin Brazeau (Boston) vs. Dallas.

Mason Morelli (Vegas) at San José.

February 24, 2024

Zachary Bolduc (St. Louis) at Detroit.

Matt Rempe (New York Rangers) at Philadelphia.

February 26, 2024

Logan Stankoven (Dallas) vs. New York Islanders.

March 2, 2024

Jonathan Gruden (Pittsburgh) at Calgary.

March 6, 2024

Jean-Luc Foudy (Colorado) vs. Detroit.

March 7, 2024

Ivan Miroshnichenko (Washington) at Pittsburgh.

Jacob Moverare (Los Angeles) vs. Ottawa.

March 22, 2024

Ryker Evans (Seattle) at Arizona.

March 26, 2024

Josh Doan (Arizona) vs. Columbus.

March 31, 2024

Olen Zellweger (Anaheim) at Vancouver.

April 4, 2024

Ryan Shea (Pittsburgh) at Washington.

Akil Thomas (Los Angeles) at San José.

April 6, 2024

Adam Ginning (Philadelphia) at Columbus.

Olle Lycksell (Philadelphia) at Columbus.

April 7, 2024

Matt Kessel (St. Louis) at Anaheim.

April 10, 2024

Landon Slaggert (Chicago) at St. Louis.

April 12, 2024

Sam Colangelo (Anaheim) vs. Calgary.

Marat Khusnutdinov (Minnesota) at Vegas.

April 13, 2024

James Malatesta (Columbus) at Nashville.

Liam Öhgren (Minnesota) at San José.

April 14, 2024

Frank Nazar III (Chicago) vs. Carolina.

April 16, 2024

Jiří Smejkal (Ottawa) at Boston.

Luca Del Bel Belluz (Columbus) vs. Carolina.

April 18, 2024

Nikita Chibrikov (Winnipeg) vs. Vancouver.

Adam Klapka (Calgary) vs. San José.

[miketownsends]

you know one hockey team i have absolutely zero concept of is the Kings

i frequently forget they exist. i could not tell you a name of a single player on their roster. in fact i had this exact conversation with my best friend less than a month ago and we went and looked up their roster and went through every player on it and did not recognize a single one. and now less than a month later i have forgotten them all again. i don’t think i have ever met a single Kings fan. i am sorta convinced they might just be a money laundering organization??????? who are they.

“warren foegele” “pheonix copley” “andreas englund” these are fake names. they have two guys named trevor on their roster?????? half these guys look AI-generated somehow. nhl video game ass team.

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BLOGTOBER 10/22/2024: THE GRUDGE (2020)

I had no idea that this movie even existed when I stumbled upon it one night and figured it would be an OK waste of time. The film's invisibility is explained by the fact that it was released right at the beginning of 2020, which was a lousy time to do anything, but that doesn't clarify for me why everyone hated it so much. I have a few theories, the main one of which is GRUDGE burnout. Various factors make it hard to describe how many GRUDGE movies there actually are, but let's generously say there are 7 original Japanese features, 2 Japanese reboot films, the SADAKO VS. KAYAKO movie, then there are 3 American remakes and this reboot. The present film is the only one I like.

I was a total sucker for J Horror when it hit the states, but even at the height of my mania, I didn't get anything in the extended JU-ON franchise. None of them have the depth or convincing dread of RINGU or KAIRO or any of the other allegories for festering trauma and alienation. They all just seem extremely silly to me; oooh, a spooky cat, oooh, a spooky child. Every time the ghosts start making that noise, it's almost impossible for me to stop myself from also making the noise. It's a noise you learn to make as a little kid to be annoying. It makes me think of this every time:

The 2020 version, on the other hand, really works for me. Not that it's never silly, but considering that it's built on a foundation that is so fundamentally ridiculous, it's pretty accomplished. It's intensely atmospheric, effectively scary, and it has an absolutely stacked cast; with all that in mind, I find the de rigueur silliness pretty forgivable.

Andrea Riseborough (yesss) is a recently widowed cop whose first case in a new town involves a string of seemingly-unrelated deaths tied to a certain house. As per GRUDGE tradition, the asynchronous story unfolds over three years, during which: - A grudge-infected woman returns from Japan to kill her family and herself in the house. - A pair of husband-wife realtors, who are expecting a potentially-severely disabled child, contract the grudge as they try to sell the house, resulting in a murder-suicide. - An aging couple moves in, and they temporarily host a woman who performs assisted suicides, hoping she will help the wife, who suffers from advanced dementia. Soon, they all start to see the angry spirits of the first family.

I really enjoy the way that this story is layered, with a character who recently experienced a death; a couple who are seeking death (Lin Shaye and Frankie Faison); and a couple who struggle to decide whether their baby will live or die (Betty Gilpin and John Cho). It's a lot to pack into a 94-minute movie, but the cast is so strong, and the atmosphere is so well-developed that nothing feels half-baked. I especially enjoy Jacki Weaver (of PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK among many other things) as the assisted suicide professional who brings a touch of Tangina to her segment, without going over the top. This is certainly Lin Shaye's finest moment; I've always been a fan, but in this role she balances tragedy and terror very successfully. She's someone who has that Robert Englund quality where she just really knows how to be in front of the camera, she knows what her angles are and has an excellent sense of timing, but here she also gets to do a bit of proper drama. It's nice.

All that aside, I just find this movie really appealing materially. It has a couple of the best movie corpses I've ever seen, and it has an interesting way of presenting haunted houses. One of the few things that I like about the other GRUDGE movies is how they tackle the challenge of making a new, cheaply constructed house look scary. The big old Victorian that the movie centralizes is an easy one, but Andrea Riseborough's suburban ranch-style place is a less obvious candidate, and they still manage to spookify it pretty well. I used to think about what makes a new building disturbing when I would see images of Jeffrey Dahmer's parents' place, which was so ordinary in most ways, though it was also shoved back into the shadows of the trees...I always wondered whether I was just projecting that it looked sort of grim. I also think about my in-laws' suburban home, which I don't personally find spooky--perhaps due to comfort and familiarity--but it crazily doesn't get any light at all, from any angle. It's perpetually cold inside because of this, and I always ask myself if I would find the place frightening if I were a stranger there.

William Sadler FTW!!!

Anyway, that's enough about me. I can pick out things about this movie that don't work as well (like I find Demian Bichir deeply ridiculous although I don't exactly blame him, I think it's just the way he is), but I don't find that the problems stand out farther than the virtues, and I think that makes this a success. I did browse through some of the negative reviews just to see what I might be missing, and I found that the vast majority of them said things that I just didn't think were true; I think it's objectively not true that the performances are shallow, I think it's objectively not true that it's overly predictable and cliched. I think that sometimes people preemptively tell themselves what a movie will probably be like--especially horror movies, and most especially an American reboot of a remake of a Japanese horror movie--and then when they see the movie, they only see what they told themselves they would. Of course I can't prove that that's what happened, it's just what I think, because almost no negative review made me feel like we had even seen the same thing. I'm here to tell you not to be afraid of THE GRUDGE (2020). Go ahead and see what you think, without all the baggage. If you really don't like it, it can be my fault.