some hockey: NCAA, KHL (Spartak and Dynamo Moscow) and DEL (Nürnberg IceTigers). live blogs are tagged elle.khl and elle.del (temporarily have no AHL or ECHL teams lol)
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He signed with SKA... I am so fucking angry.
I was so fucking suspicious of why Spartak was posting zero content with Nikolai Goldobin on social media and them getting rid of him was not what I was thinking. I am going to curse this team, so help me god.
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What really ticks me off when talking about ai is when people are like "it's unavoidable" or "you'll have to learn to use it someday" or "its going to be part of the future" like no it's plenty avoidable actually if you have a spine stronger than a dandelion. You simply say "no" and continue to use your own goddamn brain.
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Why the hell did I login to this site to see a blazed post that was someone talking about something terrible they're going through like bro why are you blazing that?!?!
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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content
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Pinterest in your email: you stupid fat fucking cunt. It’s you again huh. We literally just deleted another disgustingly vile and heinous post that YOU pinned. Doesn’t matter that it’s not originally yours. You interacted with it didn’t you? Didn’t you fatty? We don’t allow this despicable behavior. You’re sick. Please take some of your precious fucking jobless time to go through your tacky Pins and remove any that may conflict with our pristine policies or we may take further action against your flop account. God I wanna fucking kill you.
Thanks,
The Pinterest Team
#this has happened to me twice#neither pin was an original from me#I've never posted anything original on that site#one time i happened to catch the post in question before it being deleted#it was a fucking quote from tumblr#it was a screenshot from tumblr#it was so stupid
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threesome but only two survive
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Ok, he didn't sign until today and Admiral are really hyping him up, and they signed him to a two year deal and I cannot wait for them to terminate his contract in February lol
Last night i was like well i have no one in Vladivostok so no need to care about the time and weather there and Dmytro Timashov is like you'll never guess where I signed today.....
#elle.khl#again#Dmytro are you sure about this?#are you sure you want to do the khl again?#what a day#this league really fucks with me lol
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so many things happen how are u supposed to get over all of them
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I was so fucking suspicious of why Spartak was posting zero content with Nikolai Goldobin on social media and them getting rid of him was not what I was thinking. I am going to curse this team, so help me god.
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So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live
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Kunlun was like oh fuck the new KHL season starts in three weeks? Time to rebrand, keep playing in Moscow for some reason, name a shitty coach, and create a full hockey team bc we only have four players singed. Vityaz is gone and yet I think Shanghai is the most embarrassing team in this league.
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hang on I’m trying to see something
don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name
#beautiful baby boy#enojón#enfadoso#niño enfadoso#so many more Spanish ones#and weird endings added on to the spanish ones#you have to hear them#they are not words per se lol
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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually
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Forget Me Not Flower Earrings by chescatheillustrator
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