#Damn it Tim

[trashogram]

Me listening to MacArthur Park for the first time: “Hm, weird.”

[chicgeekgirl89]

Well. Of the things I expected, murder wasn’t on the list. 

[sabertoothwalrus]

accidentally drew tallmen au again

[c-tepx]

soooo to laios chilchuck is roughly the size of his dogs. huh. i am so normal about this.

[morganbritton132]

I want a fic where Tim unwittingly becomes the rebellious kid after his dad dies because he has a hard time adjusting from his latchkey kid with absentee parents life to the almost constant adult supervision at Wayne Manor.

Like, Tim spent years sneaking around to do Batman shit and even when he got in trouble, if he waited long enough his parents would either leave town or forget about it.

Now he’s getting the ‘I’m not mad, I’m disappointed’ talk from Bruce for skipping school and supplementing half his meals with energy drinks and is just like: ???? Nothing has changed??

Tim gets hurt on patrol and Bruce tells him that Robin will not be out in Gotham the next night, and then gets mad when he finds Tim on a rooftop in his civies taking pictures. Tim is just like: Robin’s not out. I followed your order. What’s the problem?

Tim disappears for a few days following a lead and gets grounded for not telling anybody where he went (even though he did. It’s in the Batcomputer) and for missing school which he interprets as meaning that Robin is grounded (can’t patrol). So it’s confusing when he gets in trouble again for inviting Kon over to hang out because he’s ‘grounded’ which doesn’t even make sense because Bruce isn’t even home??

[frownyalfred]

“You wanna fight someone, you fight me” seemed like a silly rule at first. but after there was more than one batkid living in the Manor at the same time, suddenly the prospect of having to spar with Bruce on the mats because you couldn’t stop yourself from throwing a punch at Tim earlier is terrifying.

[violent138]

It would be so funny to have Bruce reckon with his kids' weird forms of schooling. For obvious reasons, a bunch never finished much/are in the process, but he turns to Tim, and goes, "At least you've got your high school--" and Tim gives him a look.

In the midst of babysitting Bruce, concocting a fake uncle, and dealing with vigilantism, and the inability to crawl of out bed after training, Tim hasn't been to school in years.

[reyislikesotired]

grayson, ready to go in guns blazing: mama didn't raise no bitch

duke, trying to descale the situation: no no mama raised a bitch, we're going

tim, tired and wanting to get it over with: mama didn't raise no one actually, mom was absent

[charhounds]

[redsray]

Urban Legends was FOUL for showing us this panel of 'Bruce's dream version' of the Batfam. DC when i CATCH YOU

[ky-landfill]

“No, Tim.”

[trashogram]

My only thought after watching the Beetlejuice/Delores clip:

‘Ohhhhh, it’s giving Dark Shadows 😬… Awww…

Dark Shadows sucks though…’

[shadowkira]

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[lingi-15]

I guess someone might already draw this before,but still want to try it anyway 🤣

[bruciemilf]

Just thinking about an AU where Thomas and Martha get resurrected, meet their flock of grandkids, and Thomas immediately assigns them special nicknames.

Is this an easier way to keep track of them? Maybe. Keep quiet, Alfred.

Specifically:

Jason: Punk (affectionate)

Dick: Flipper (affectionate)

Cass: Danger (affectionate)

Damian: Big guy ( affectionate)

Tim: Spike (affectionate)

Steph: Toots (affectionate and she’s annoyed about it)

Duke: Sunshine (affectionate)

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