#DTSWDT

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(Based on this ridiculously funny and escalated post)

During Endgame's portal scene...

Stephen: *looks around, takes a double-take*

Stephen: Are those... dinosaurs?

Steve: Don't ask.

Stephen:

Stephen: And is that... a dragon?! What's going on?

Steve: His name is Gwaine and he's Loki's.

Stephen: I think you really need to explain what's going on.

Steve: I'd rather not? Just thinking about it gives me headaches.

Loki lands Gwaine the dragon next to Stephen and Steve.

Loki: Hello. Everyone ready for the battle?

Stephen: Why is there an army of dinosaurs?

Tony: *landing next to him* They're called LORD.

Stephen: LORD?

Steve: Legion of Random Dinos. *groans* Aw damnit, now I'm one of you nutjobs.

Tony: Welcome to the club!

Bucky (on a Pterodactyl): Which club? DTSWDT or the Mischief Squad?

Steve: Mischief Squad? Also, what does DTSWDT stand for?

Tony, Bucky & Loki: Nothing.

Stephen: You still didn't answer my question. WHY is there an army of dinosaurs?

Loki: They're going to help us against Thanos, of course.

Stephen: Still doesn't really answer my question.

Thor: Loki has summoned them. I think they will be a great help. Thanos won't know what hit him.

Stephen: Why?

Loki: Dinosaurs make everything better.

Tony: They listen to Loki, so don't worry.

Stephen, to Steve: Do you have to deal with this every day?

Steve: You have no idea. They're usually worse.

Clint (on a T-Rex): Hey! Let's kick some grape butt!

Loki: The Hawk is right. Let battle commence!

The Avengers (minus Steve) and LORD charge into battle & they really kick some butt. It's the most epic battle in history.

Stephen: Huh. The dinosaurs really are quite efficient.

Steve: No, please. You are the only still rational person I know. Don't leave me too!

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Tags by @worstloki

I'm glad you enjoyed the fic! It's complete and utter nonsense, but it has dinosaurs and a dragon, so...

Tony and Steve both feel betrayed– Steve by Bucky for leaving him as the only mature person, and Tony by Loki because he isn't allowed to right the dragon. I just love it.

Inspired by a scene of the fic LORD by @dragonparagade! It made me laugh so much I had to draw it 😂😂😂

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Endgame, But With Dinos!

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3kzhuAR

by ShininPrism

Stephen: *looks around, takes a double-take*

Stephen: Are those... dinosaurs?

Steve: Don't ask.

Stephen: And is that... a dragon?! What's going on?

Steve: His name is Gwaine and he's Loki's.

Stephen: I think you really need to explain what's going on.

Steve: I'd rather not? Just thinking about it gives me headaches.

***

(Basically what the title says. I can't think of a good summary, I'm sorry.)

Words: 4906, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of LORD: Legion of Random Dinos

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Stephen Strange, Steve Rogers, Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Thor (Marvel), Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Peter Parker, Carol Danvers, Chewie | Goose (Marvel), Original Non-Human Character(s), Thanos (Marvel)

Relationships: Loki/Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Loki & Avengers Team

Additional Tags: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Crack, I Blame Tumblr, Based on a Tumblr Post, Nonsense, Ridiculous, Dinosaurs, dragon - Freeform, Avenger Loki (Marvel), Eventual Fluff, Dinos make everything better, DTSWDT, Don't Tell Steve We're Doing This Club, endgame rewrite, Kinda, messed up timeline, obviously not canon compliant, Canon sucks anyway, This is so ridiculous, i love it, And I still don't regret anything, I'm Bad At Tagging, I'm Bad At Summaries

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3kzhuAR

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The fanfic of this is now officially in the progress of being written. Probably will only take me like eons to finish...

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LORD: Legion of Random Dinos

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Bonus (Part 1) | Bonus (Part 2)

So, here we go now. @igonecrazy

This was actually so fun to write. Oh my, it’s so much nonsense! But I love it. I’ll post the chapters one after another (duh!) but it might take me a bit, I’m not used to using my laptop anymore.

Anyway, hope you like it even though it’s ridiculous. Enjoy!

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CHAPTER 1: Velociraptor

Ever since Loki had moved into the tower and had become an active part of the Avengers, any kind of mischief was a daily occurrence. They had gotten pretty used to it by now. Steve didn't mind really. Not anymore at least. Loki's pranks were mostly harmless and he could admit that they were funny. His non-prank mischief was sometimes inconvenient but also harmless. What Steve hadn't anticipated—and how could he have—was that Loki's mischievous and frankly carefree, bordering on reckless, nature would affect the rest of the team as well. 

It had started with Tony and Clint, Steve supposed. 

One day, Steve had gone down to Tony's workshop to ask Tony something. He didn't even remember what he had meant to ask. He had never gotten around to asking it because his brain had short-circuited the moment he had stepped into Tony's lair. 

Now, you see, Steve was glad that Loki apparently finally felt comfortable around the Avengers and had even begun to call the tower his home. That was a good thing, by all means. It was also good to see that after everything that had happened, Loki got along with Clint very well. And with Tony. But Steve probably should've expected that that combo was about as bad as a nuclear bomb. Those three never should be left alone together. Because things like this might happen then. 

When Steve had walked into the workshop, he had almost immediately stopped dead in his tracks.

Tony was sitting on the floor with his legs crossed, Loki was standing behind him and in front of them was… a velociraptor. A dinosaur. A frigging dinosaur! Steve couldn't believe his eyes. Even less so when Tony reached out and actually petted the extinct creature and then gave it a piece of raw meat. 

"Uh, Tony? What are you doing?" Steve asked and slowly stepped closer. 

"Isn't it obvious? Feeding a velociraptor," Tony answered matter-of-factly and gave the dinosaur another piece of meat. 

Steve should've known better than to ask something frankly so stupid. "Why is there a dinosaur in your workshop?" 

"Loki summoned him," Tony said and pointed behind him at the grinning God. 

Steve looked at him incredulously. "Why would you do such a thing?" It seemed a reasonable question. They were talking about a dinosaur! Alas, Steve momentarily had forgotten who exactly he was talking to. 

"Why wouldn't I?" Loki answered, shrugging. "Also, his name is Rex." 

Suddenly the doors to the workshop opened again and in walked Clint carrying a huge container. 

"I have the meat for Rex!" the agent announced grinning and walked over to Tony and Loki, and Rex. 

Steve could only watch in utter disbelief as the three men stood around the quite excited looking velociraptor and one by one gave him small chunks of meat out of the container. He really should say something. Make Loki send the dinosaur back where it came from, approximately sixty-five million years ago. But he was too shocked to do anything right now. 

He expected quite a lot of ludicrous mischief from Loki but summoning a living dinosaur exceeded everything. This wasn't just ludicrous, it was dangerous. How had he even managed to do it? He knew Loki was powerful and he could do a lot with his magic, but summoning a living dinosaur? That seemed a bit much, even for the God of Mischief. 

"Ooh! You know what would be cool?" Tony suddenly piped up. "Another velociraptor and we let them race each other!" 

Before Steve could say anything at all, Loki had already summoned another velociraptor. It stood there looking around confused before it spotted the meat in Clint's hand and sniffed curiously. Clint smiled and gave him the meat which it ate happily. 

"What should we name this one then?" Loki asked as he also sat down on the floor; quite close to Tony, they were almost touching. 

"Bosco?" Clint suggested and patted the new velociraptor, which had red feathers. The first one had blue. 

"That's a dog's name," Tony argued. 

"So is Rex." 

"I like it," Loki chimed in. "What do you think, Scaley?" 

Steve hadn't noticed it before—he had been too distracted by the dinosaurs in the room—but on Loki's shoulder sat a tiny green lizard, which apparently was named Scaley. When had Loki gotten a lizard? Well, that was the least weird thing right now. 

The lizard seemed to understand Loki and bobbed its head in an affirmative answer. 

"Ha! Three against one!" Clint nearly yelled and grinned winningly at Tony. The velociraptors were startled by the sudden loud noise but Clint and Tony quickly calmed them with some more meat. 

"Bosco it is then," Tony gave in. 

"You know," Loki started then and Steve didn't like the sound of his voice. It promised reckless shenanigans. "For a proper race, we'd need at least one more, otherwise it isn't fun." 

Now Steve had to step in. He should've done so already. "DO NOT SUMMON ANOTHER!" he yelled. The velociraptors didn't like the noise and snarled at him. 

All three men were looking at him for a moment while the two velociraptors ate the meat straight out of the container. 

Then Tony looked at Loki. "Go, summon another!" 

Loki's grin was wider than Steve had ever seen as he summoned another dinosaur, this time with green feathers. "Thy name shall be… Don." 

Yeah, no, Steve had enough of this. He threw his arms up in frustration and turned around to leave the workshop.

"Just don't get eaten," he told them before he disappeared through the door.

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FYI

I'm also working on the Bonus for the LORD story, the Endgame rewrite. That's gonna take a bit longer though because it will be one quite long bonus chapter!

[igonecrazy]

THIS WAS SOOOOOOO AMAZING! I LOVED IT! EVERY BIT! EVERY CHAPTER! KAYOOOOOT!

You know what we should do next????? Send Steve and Bucky on a double date with Tony and Loki 🤣

STUCKY WAS SO CUTE! FROSTIRON IS ALREADY TOO CUTE! I LOVE GWAINE! SMOL BABIE SIZEFLUID KITTY DRAGON!

LORD: Legion of Random Dinos

(a very ridiculous Marvel crack fic involving dinosaurs and a dragon!)

And here is the masterpost!

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8

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A fanfic based on this post here.

@igonecrazy This has been so much fun and I hope you like the finished version!

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Chapters: 8/8 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Loki/Tony Stark, James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers, Loki & Avengers Team Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Loki (Marvel), Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Jarvis (Iron Man movies), Thor (Marvel), James “Bucky” Barnes, Bruce Banner, Original Non-Human Character(s), Nick Fury, Maria Hill Additional Tags: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Crack, I Blame Tumblr, Based on a Tumblr Post, Nonsense, Ridiculous, Dinosaurs, dragon - Freeform, Avenger Loki, Eventual Fluff, Dinos make everything better, DTSWDT Club, Don’t Tell Steve We’re Doing This Club, This is so ridiculous, i love it, Also i regret nothing Series: Part 1 of LORD: Legion of Random Dinos Summary:

Steve: Uh… Tony, what are you doing?

Tony: Isn’t it obvious? Feeding a velociraptor.

Steve: … Okay, why is there a dinosaur in your workshop?

Tony: Loki summoned him.

Steve: Why would you do such a thing?

Loki: Why wouldn’t I? Also, his name is Rex.

*****

Steve had seen a lot of things, but a living dinosaur was definitely new. He should’ve known leaving Tony and Loki alone was a bad idea. Well, it was only one dinosaur. It couldn’t get any worse, right? It had probably been Tony’s idea because he wanted to see a living dinosaur. This surely wouldn’t have any unexpected consequences. Surely…

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LORD: Legion of Random Dinos

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Bonus (Part 1) | Bonus (Part 2)

Now here we go!

Here is the Endgame Rewrite featuring dinosaurs and a dragon! It got WAY longer than it was supposed to. But ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. But because it is so long, I’ll divide it into two parts

Anyway, hope you’ll like it!

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Bonus:  Endgame, But With Dinos! (Part 1)

It was a sight like none before. So many people, all coming together to defeat a common enemy. Stephen just hoped they would be able to defeat Thanos. How were their chances anyway? They might be many but Thanos had the stones. Probably their chances were rather slim. But Stephen wouldn't let his hope be taken away. Somehow they would manage. They had to. 

He knew the Avengers had to be somewhere here, he just didn't know where (yet). He knew that even Loki was here. He didn't quite understand why they had made him a part of the Avengers but it didn't matter now. Any help was welcome. They'd need it. 

What he didn't expect though was, when everyone came through the portals, that there were also… 

"Are those… dinosaurs?" he asked, perplexed and had to make a double-take. Yes, those were definitely dinosaurs. How? Why? 

Captain America—Steve Rogers—came to stand next to him. "Don't ask," he sighed and looked very tired. 

When there was a thundering roar above them, Stephen looked up to see a huge creature fly across the sky. It looked like… But no, that couldn't be, could it? They weren't real. Or were they? He had to ask. Steve seemed to know about it, judging by his total lack of reaction. 

"And is that… a dragon?" Stephen asked. "What's going on?" 

Steve sighed and adjusted his shield. "His name is Gwaine and he's Loki's." 

Well, that only answered one question. But also opened more. How and where did Loki get a dragon? Why did he have one in the first place? Where had the dinosaurs come from? And why did the other Avengers ride some of the dinosaurs? 

Stephen turned to Steve. "I think you really need to explain what's going on." 

Steve grimaced. "I'd rather not? Just thinking about it gives me headaches." 

Stephen frowned. So there was probably more to this than he might've thought initially. Now he was even more curious. 

Suddenly the shadow of the dragon grew and soon it landed next to them. On top of it was Loki, smiling down at them. 

"Hello," he greeted them. "Everyone ready for the battle?" 

Might as well ask him, Stephen thought, figuring that Loki would answer his questions. "Why is there an army of dinosaurs?" 

Before Loki could answer, Iron Man—Tony Stark—landed next to them. He opened his faceplate. "They're called LORD," Tony explained grinning. Yeah, because that answered all of Stephen's questions. Also, how had he heard him? 

"LORD?" he asked after he had rolled his eyes. 

The answer surprisingly came from Steve. "Legion of Random Dinos." He groaned. "Aw dammit, now I'm one of you nutjobs." 

"Welcome to the club!" Tony cheered, hugging Steve who looked anything but happy right now. 

Then suddenly a Pterodactyl landed next to Loki's dragon (damn, the size difference!). Sitting on it was someone Stephen didn't know yet. But Tony was quite helpful and told him that that was Steve's boyfriend Bucky. He had heard that name before though. 

"Which club?" Bucky asked. "DTSWDT or the Mischief Squad?" Did they all have superhuman hearing?! 

Steve frowned at him. "Mischief Squad? Also, what does DTSWDT stand for?" 

Tony, Loki and Bucky exchanged glances and then all at the same time said: "Nothing." 

Stephen decided to ignore this and addressed Loki once more. "You still didn't answer my question. WHY is there an army of dinosaurs?" 

"They're going to help us against Thanos, of course," the God told him. Fair enough but still didn't answer his questions. 

"Still doesn't really answer my question," he tried again. 

"Loki has summoned them," came the answer from behind him. Turning around, he saw Thor coming towards them on a T-Rex. "I think they will be a great help. Thanos won't know what hit him." 

"Why?" It was a very reasonable question, in Stephen's opinion. Also the only question that mattered right now. 

"Dinos make everything better," Loki answered, shrugging. That, on the other hand, wasn't a satisfying and reasonable answer. It was an answer a child would give. 

"They listen to Loki, so don't worry," Tony pointed out. That didn't make the situation better but was good to know, in case he'd be maimed by one of them. 

Stephen looked around then and saw the rest of the Avengers on dinosaurs. They were laughing and racing each other. Looking over at Steve, the leader of the Avengers looked very tired and done. Stephen got an idea why. 

He leaned over and whispered, "Do you have to deal with this every day?" 

"You have no idea," the soldier sighed. "They're usually worse." 

Stephen's eyes widened. How could it be worse than this? Okay, this wasn't actually so bad. Yet. But Stephen really doubted these people's sanity. Not Steve's, but the others'. Riding dinosaurs seemed like an unnecessary risk. Something they really couldn't afford right now. Stephen got the feeling though that these people were beyond reason. 

Another T-Rex came heading towards them. On top of it was Clint Barton. "Hey," he yelled grinning. "Let's kick some grape butt!" 

Very immature but he did have a point. They were here to fight Thanos. They shouldn't waste time by discussing why there were dinosaurs. That was a topic for after the fight, if they could still discuss it then. 

"The Hawk is right," Loki agreed and Gwaine took off into the sky again. "LET BATTLE COMMENCE!" came the rallying cry from Loki before Gwaine charged forward. 

Bucky on his Pterodactyl and Tony took off too and flew after Loki. The rest of the dinosaur-riding Avengers followed them on the ground. And the army of dinosaurs was right behind them. Stephen followed with Captain America and watched quite impressed as the Avengers and the dinosaurs (and all the other heroes and warriors) fought against Thanos and his army. It really was an epic battle. Strange but epic. 

"Huh," Stephen noted when he was able to take a breather for a moment. "The dinosaurs really are quite efficient." 

Steve grabbed him by his collar (not the cloak collar though) and stared at him intensely. "No, please," he practically begged him. "You are the only still rational person I know. Please don't leave me too!" 

Wow, they ruined him, Stephen thought. 

***

It was some time later when they were able to catch a break and regroup. Everyone had fought valiantly but there was only so much a person could fight before they reached their limits. Thanos apparently was regrouping too. He had underestimated them and Thor had been right… He hadn't known what hit him when a bunch of dinosaurs had attacked him and heroically had given their lives for the greater good. 

Stephen had saved a raptor from an attack and now the sharp-clawed fellow followed him around. It was actually quite adorable. He hated to admit it but the dinosaurs were a great help. There's something he never thought he'd say… Also, they were dinosaurs! The child in him was freaking out about having a dinosaur friend. 

But it didn't go unnoticed to him that Steve wasn't so happy about his new friend. The super-soldier threw disapproving looks in his direction. 

"I'm so, so sorry," Stephen whispered to his dinosaur friend while shooing him away. "I promise I'll be there in a sec. I just gotta deal with your Uncle Steve, he's angry." 

Stephen never knew for sure if the dinosaurs understood what was being said to them. His dinosaur tilted its head looking at him questioningly. 

Stephen turned to Steve who was standing there with his arms crossed and such a displeased expression that Stephen thought he had been ordered to the principal's office. 

For several moments, no one said anything, until Stephen burst out: "Oh don't be so dramatic!" He pointed at his jurassic friend who had trotted back to his side. "I mean, c'mon! It's a dinosaur! Who doesn't love dinosaurs?" He gave his friend an affectionate pat on the head. 

Steve turned away from him. "I can't even look at you right now." 

Stephen wanted to say something but was interrupted by Loki landing Gwaine right next to him. Stephen was convinced that the dinosaurs saw Gwaine as their leader. He couldn't explain why though. It kinda just made sense that they would. 

Gwaine lowered his head for Loki to climb off. "So," the God addressed Stephen. "I see you have disappointed the Captain too." 

Stephen sighed. "I guess so." 

Loki spread his arms and grinned at him. "Welcome to the club!" 

Stephen raised an eyebrow. He could understand why Steve was done with his team but on the other hand, what did he expect when one of his team was literally the God of Mischief? 

Loki leaned in closer to him. "If you want to hang out more with dinos and all sorts of mythical creatures, DTSWDT meets every Saturday in Tony's workshop at Avengers Tower," he whispered. "The password is Petrie. JARVIS will let you in then." 

Stephen looked at him a bit dumbfounded and watched as Loki climbed back on Gwaine.

"There's also free food and drink and official T-Shirts," Loki told him, apparently not caring about the Captain hearing him anymore. "Or whatever you'd like clothing-wise. Toodles." Then he flew off again. 

Stephen looked after him, straining his neck doing so. His cloak poked him and Stephen knew what he meant to say. 

"Huh," he said and gave his dinosaur friend (he needed a name for him) a few gentle pats on the head. "Well, I guess that's worth checking out." 

To his side, he heard a frustrated groan. He looked over and saw that Steve had thrown his arms up in frustration. 

"HAS EVERYBODY GONE COMPLETELY MAD!?" he yelled to the sky. 

Out of nowhere came Iron Man flying and hovered a few feet above the ground. He raised his faceplate and grinned first at Stephen and then at Steve. 

"You should've seen him on Titan, Cap. Then you wouldn't be asking that," he said and winked at Stephen. 

Stephen cringed and glared at him. Did he have to bring that up? Also, what did it matter? This was an alternate timeline.

A huge shadow fell over them and Stephen looked up to see Loki on Gwaine there. 

"What does he mean?" he asked Stephen. 

Stephen, obviously, stayed silent and looked at Tony who lowered the faceplate again and flew away. Loki frowned and looked at Stephen more intensely. 

"What does he mean?" 

Stephen still didn't say anything. Loki didn't look too pleased. Should Tony face the consequences of his comment. And he would. 

Loki gave Gwaine some sort of signal and then the dragon flew after Tony at an incredible speed. 

"COME HERE, YOU ASSHOLE! WHAT HAPPENED ON TITAN?!" he yelled after Tony. 

Stephen didn't pity the man right now. Being the target of Loki's anger seemed like a very bad idea. He just hoped he wouldn't have to experience it as well. 

***

"HOW COULD YOU HAVE BEEN SO UTTERLY STUPID?!" 

Okay, Stephen did become the target of Loki's anger. And boy, he was terrifying. Even more so because he was on Gwaine hovering several feet over Stephen. And Stephen guessed that Gwaine could sense that Loki was angry because his look was just as angry. Stephen was in serious trouble here. 

Tony was in the air near Loki but for now kept silent, just as Stephen and the Captain. There wasn't anything they could say right now. Loki wouldn't let them anyway. 

"GIVING UP THE TIME STONE!" Loki kept on yelling. "TONY WASN'T IN ANY DANGER! HE'S UNDER MY PROTECTION! HE WOULD'VE SURVIVED ANYWAY!" 

"WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, NOW DID I?" Stephen yelled back now. Why was Loki yelling anyway? Sure, he was angry, but he could be angry at a reasonable volume. 

"HE WOULD'VE TOLD YOU, IF YOU WOULD HAVE JUST LISTENED!" 

"Why are you yelling, Loki?" Steve asked now. 

Loki looked at him and frowned. "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LOUD THE SOUND OF THESE WINGS ACTUALLY IS RIGHT NOW?" 

They didn't sound loud to Stephen but he also wasn't directly next to them. Or maybe Loki was going deaf. He had talked to them while on the dragon earlier and hadn't yelled then. Maybe the wings were only loud now because Loki was angry and Gwaine therefore too, so he was flapping his wings in anger? Did that make any kind of sense? Why bother wondering about it now? There were more important things to worry about than the volume of dragon wings. Again one of those things Stephen had never thought would go through his mind. 

"ALSO," Loki continued, "YELLING SEEMS APPROPRIATE IN THIS SITUATION!" Okay, fair point. 

Tony finally took action and tried to calm his raging boyfriend. He flew closer and opened his faceplate. "Babe, it's alright. We will defeat Thanos," he tried. 

But apparently Loki wasn't done with him yet either. "I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!" 

Tony looked at him slightly shocked but didn't say anything. He knew there'd be more, and he was right.

Loki fully turned towards Tony. "YOU ALWAYS GET SO MAD AT ME WHEN I PUT MYSELF IN DANGER! BUT WHEN YOU DO IT, IT'S OKAY! YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED ON TITAN UNTIL NOW!" 

Tony was quiet for a moment. When he spoke, Stephen had to really carefully listen or he would've missed it. 

"I thought you were dead…" 

Loki actually scoffed. That seemed a little insensitive to Stephen. Tony had a good point. It must've been hard for him to think his love was dead. 

"WHO AM I, STARK?! WHO?!" Loki yelled at Tony but Stephen heard something else than anger in his voice. He just couldn't place it. "YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT I'M FUCKING HARD TO KILL! AND I'M ALSO BAD AT ACTUALLY STAYING DEAD!"

Next to Stephen, Thor inhaled sharply. "Oh boy, he's called him Stark," he whispered. "Someone is in trouble." 

"I SWEAR, IF YOU PULL ANY SELF-SACRIFICING SHIT TODAY, I WILL KILL YOU! I WILL RESURRECT YOU AND THEN KILL YOU AGAIN!" they heard Loki. That was an interesting threat, and he probably meant it literally. 

Tony wasn't able to respond to that anymore because Loki just flew off. Stephen wondered how exactly he flew the dragon. Were there specific signs? Did they talk? Was there something like a dragon language? And if so, was Loki able to speak and understand it? 

Tony landed next to them, looking like a kicked puppy. "He's never been that mad at me before…," he mumbled sadly. 

Tony was quiet for a few moments, in which Stephen figured he was contemplating what to do now. Stephen wondered if Loki would even be mad at him for long. They seemed to fit together perfectly, like two puzzle pieces. Considering that, Stephen could understand why Loki was so mad at Tony. 

"Thor!" Tony suddenly exclaimed. "How can I make it up to him?" 

Thor looked at him rather surprised and a bit lost. Then he shrugged. "Why are you asking me?" he answered. "You know him better than I do." 

Stephen frowned at him. Didn't he always claim that Loki was his brother, no matter what, and he loved him? Shouldn't he know him then? 

"Ah fuck!" Tony whined and then flew after Loki. "LOKI! WAIT! I'M SORRY!" he yelled but Stephen doubted that the Trickster could hear him. 

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Loki/Tony Stark, James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers, Loki & Avengers Team Characters: Stephen Strange, Steve Rogers, Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Thor (Marvel), Clint Barton, James “Bucky” Barnes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Peter Parker, Carol Danvers, Chewie | Goose (Marvel), Original Non-Human Character(s), Thanos (Marvel) Additional Tags: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Crack, I Blame Tumblr, Based on a Tumblr Post, Nonsense, Ridiculous, Dinosaurs, dragon - Freeform, Avenger Loki (Marvel), Eventual Fluff, Dinos make everything better, DTSWDT, Don’t Tell Steve We’re Doing This Club, endgame rewrite, Kinda, messed up timeline, obviously not canon compliant, Canon sucks anyway, This is so ridiculous, i love it, And I still don’t regret anything, I’m Bad At Tagging, I’m Bad At Summaries Series: Part 2 of LORD: Legion of Random Dinos Summary:

Stephen: *looks around, takes a double-take*

Stephen: Are those… dinosaurs?

Steve: Don’t ask.

Stephen: And is that… a dragon?! What’s going on?

Steve: His name is Gwaine and he’s Loki’s.

Stephen: I think you really need to explain what’s going on.

Steve: I’d rather not? Just thinking about it gives me headaches.

***

(Basically what the title says. I can’t think of a good summary, I’m sorry.)

[igonecrazy]

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Particular Lol at Steve curling into a ball and crying and Tony be like Dw! That happens biweekly! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LORD: Legion of Random Dinos

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8

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Chapter 6: Et tu, Bucky?

A few days had passed since Gwaine had escaped the tower and given New York another shock. This city had seen so much already, a dragon really shouldn’t come as that big of a surprise. But it had. And how exactly do you explain that there’s a dragon in Central Park? How?! That was beyond Steve’s comprehension. But Fury had somehow managed it. Steve didn’t even want to know how he had done it. 

Keep reading

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MAJOR AWWWWWW!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍

LORD: Legion of Random Dinos

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8

And we are at the end! 

I didn’t read over this before I posted it, btw. So… sorry for any mistakes!

Well, hope you liked it even though it’s total nonsense.

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Chapter 8: Gwaine Duty

After Steve and Bucky had disappeared, presumably to have some horizontally fun (maybe even vertically, depending on how horny exactly they were), the rest of the Avengers just hang around the common area with the TV as background noise while they planned new mischief. 

After some time though, conversation faded and they mostly watched some stupid movie which none of them would remember anyway. 

Tony got up and knelt before Loki on the couch, who just raised a questioning eyebrow. “So what do you say to going on a candlelight dinner with me, your Highness?” he asked, smirking. 

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LORD: Legion of Random Dinos

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8

Almost done!

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Chapter 7: Get A Room

A few weeks later… 

“I no longer care what shenanigans you lot do,” Steve announced during a perfectly normal and quiet movie night. 

Okay, not that quiet because just before everyone had gathered in the common area, there had been an explosion in Tony’s workshop. And they didn’t have the decency to at least clean themselves up before coming here and taking their seats. No, all of them—that was Tony, Loki, Clint, Bucky, Natascha and Thor—were covered in dust. Bruce and Steve were the only ones not looking like they had been rolling around in it. 

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The amazing @snarkyship did some fanart for this ridiculous fic, and it's amazing!

Find it HERE!

@igonecrazy Have a look at that!

LORD: Legion of Random Dinos

(a very ridiculous Marvel crack fic involving dinosaurs and a dragon!)

And here is the masterpost!

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Bonus (Part 1) | Bonus (Part 2)

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A fanfic based on this post here.

The bonus is based on this.

Have some fanart too!

@igonecrazy This has been so much fun and I hope you like the finished version!

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The fanfic of this is now officially in the progress of being written. Probably will only take me like eons to finish...

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LORD: Legion of Random Dinos

So, here we go now. @igonecrazy

This was actually so fun to write. Oh my, it’s so much nonsense! But I love it. I’ll post the chapters one after another (duh!) but it might take me a bit, I’m not used to using my laptop anymore.

Anyway, hope you like it even though it’s ridiculous. Enjoy!

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CHAPTER 1: Velociraptor

Ever since Loki had moved into the tower and had become an active part of the Avengers, any kind of mischief was a daily occurrence. They had gotten pretty used to it by now. Steve didn’t mind really. Not anymore at least. Loki’s pranks were mostly harmless and he could admit that they were funny. His non-prank mischief was sometimes inconvenient but also harmless. What Steve hadn’t anticipated—and how could he have—was that Loki’s mischievous and frankly carefree, bordering on reckless, nature would affect the rest of the team as well. 

It had started with Tony and Clint, Steve supposed. 

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