#DO YOU HAVE BASIC READING COMPREHENSION.
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while i dont think higher education is or SHOULD be required to live life in any capacity, after seeing the shit my family just says and does, i think there needs to be some semblance of more education, but i dont know what that looks like. i just know that when my family cannot comprehend articles or research or even definitions within the basis of context, and instead warps these things in their minds to further push their own narrative.... it just makes me sick and frustrated
#i remember last year during the election we were discussing things and they kept making this weird conclusions and i was just like.#CAN YOU FUCKING READ. CAN YOU READ DAWG.#DO YOU HAVE BASIC READING COMPREHENSION.#i know im fortunate to have been educated well and to have become one of the smartest in my family but it worries me seeing my family#i dont know what the answer is. better school systems ofc is one but. god. its frustrating#freys babble#like my mom was so hung up on what theory meant. like girl. theory will mean different things in different spaces.#scientific philosophical sociological etc etc#im talking out of my ass but u get it
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how have I never thought about how Hawks' favorite hero was Endeavor, when he himself acknowledges that his quirk's greatest weakness is fire and Shigaraki's favorite hero was Eraserhead, the one hero who could take his quirk away
#i am unwell about the parallels between these two at all times but this hit me like a truck#something something the appeal of no longer bearing the responsibility of the thing people have been using you for almost all your life#or something#i've had emotions before about the whole 'you really are so cool eraserhead' thing but like i'm thinking about how technically#afo could have taken shigaraki's quirk away at any time#and shigaraki knew that#he could probably have even taken it and given it back to learn how better to teach him#kind of like what aizawa wanted monoma to do for eri#like. another layer to this for me to rotate in my brain#and also. both hawks' and shigaraki's quirks are so integral to the purpose they've been raised for be that to save or to destroy#me when i do basic reading comprehension: 😮#takami keigo#shigaraki tomura#liza blather#doing the theres no good tricks but old ones dvd commentary and i just stop and stare into the middle distance for a bit
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personally I think the best thing that the joker sequel did for me was expose the exact degree to which how much of internet/public criticism is not based on genuine analysis of the content using social and cultural resources to support an actual argument but is actually adult children whining because someone took their batman toys and put them up on a high shelf for once and they, as a consumer, feel like they're entitled to throw a tantrum about it
#one of those 'if everyone's a critic no one will be' kind of situations#like every day I have to see 30 youtube thumbnails saying 'joker 2 bad' and then they say 'this scene was bad' and the only evidence they#give for their reasoning on it is 'it didn't make sense' and I want to turn into my english teacher and give reading comprehension question#like. if something doesn't make sense then why not examine the deeper reasoning that led you to that conclusion? why not then also entertai#the circumstances in which the situation would be plausible? you know? find some actual answers? but that is too much to ask of people#truly the gulf between a really well educated opinion analyzing the actual content rather than knee-jerking and saying 'I don't like it' is#far and fucking wide. I literally have only found ONE video essay that actually does a decent job talking about theme and the cohesion#between the two movies about the gulf between reality and fantasy which I thought was REALLY a good and thoughtful take on it all#but the rest of them are just like 'OOOOH MOVIE BAD MOVIE SO BAD'#like. you can't just say that!!! I know it's the internet and it's edged your ego enough to make you think you can#but some of us would like you to unpack your actual reasoning. but you do not have the capacity for that. clearly#go back to ninth grade for god's sake like this is a really basic skill for actually analyzing narrative and film and you do not have it#joker#folie a deux#joker 2#arthur fleck
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I don't take anyone who says Tifa only likes Cloud when he does hero badass thing seriously, as if she isn't the first one to rush to him everytime he acts unhinged or has an episode. Like y'all, c'mon now, I don't care who you ship Cloud with, but open your eyes and play the damn game! Ever since Remake, she's always noticed when he has headache and in Rebirth she basically spends the whole game looking after him, especially in the Temple when he's on a killing spree. This girl cares about him so much, she always encourages him to do things he enjoys and steps in when he goes overboard. Saying Tifa only cares about Cloud doing badass shit is just laughable in everyway. Why do they make it sound like Tifa is some cheerleader on the side while in fact most of the time, she's right next to him doing bad ass hero thing too.
If Tifa really just sees Cloud that way, she wouldn't have to the first to stop him from killing the Turks mercilessly, or the only one carries him out in Shinra mansion, or later stays with him when he's in comatose while the world is ending. Why risking her life and attention and time for a Soldier who can't stand straight? Think!
You don't even have to read Trace of two pasts in which blatantly states that Tifa likes Cloud for being a normal boy, you just have to play the game with open eyes. Maybe don't act like you have no idea about the lore and ppl won't call you so.
Does this look like a girl who only cares when her crush does "bad ass SOLDIER things"???
#PLAY THE GAME#READ THE LORE#IT'S RIGHT THERE#Acting stupid for what???#Acting like Tifa isn't the first to come aid Cloud when he's weak is so funny#She can just....not doing anything ya know. Yet she still does. Why? Cos she cares#it's not rocket science#Have basic comprehension I'm begging you#be so fr now#tifa lockhart#cloud strife#final fantasy vii#ff7r#ff7 rebirth#ff7 remake#rant
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Hot take: The people who are STILL insisting that Izzy is homophobic (despite the NUMEROUS instances of the cast/crew/David himself saying that nobody on the show is being targeted for their identity and ‘it’s not “I can’t believe he’s with a guy” but “I can’t believe he’s with THAT guy”‘ ad nauseam) towards Stede, Lucius, or Ed (I don’t believe I’ve seen anyone say anything about Fang or Pete, though I could be wrong, but I’m gonna touch on that in a bit too*)? They’re, unironically, being homophobic by stereotyping the characters and reducing them to just their sexuality.
If you recognize that Stede is a multifaceted character and you recognize the ways in which he is multifaceted - He’s a man born into wealth and raised on classist, colonialist ideals. Yes, he’s also traumatized by how he was treated by his father and peers but trauma doesn’t exempt people from blame when participating in, embracing, enforcing, and benefiting from classist and colonialist ideals - you will understand that Izzy is not being homophobic towards him just because he hates him.
If you only view Stede as a gay man and ignore everything else about his character then the only motivation for Izzy to hate him MUST be because he’s a gay man and therefore Izzy MUST be homophobic.
If you recognize that Lucius is a multifaceted character and you recognize the ways in which he is multifaceted - He’s a man who likely was born into some level of the middle class, given that he can read and write (It’s also possible that he was born into a working class family and he learned to read and write there, but it’s the unlikely option by default. None of the rest of the working class crew know how to read or write save Jim who was raised by a nun and would have been taught by her.), he also avoids doing work which is necessary for the function of the ship that they live on and depend on for their livelihoods and encourages the rest of the crew to do the same with his insubordination. He’s also in an unorthodox relationship that people who have not experienced the concept of consensual non-monogamy would not understand and might interpret as cheating - you will understand that Izzy is not being homophobic towards him just because he hates him.
If you only view Lucius as a gay man and ignore everything else about his character then the only motivation for Izzy to hate him MUST be because he’s a gay man and therefore Izzy MUST be homophobic.
If you recognize that Ed is a multifaceted character and you recognize the ways in which he is multifaceted - He’s a man of color, born into a working class family who worked hard to make a name for himself, to the point where he did not have to endanger himself or his crew to earn their livelihoods. He’s also some level of neurodivergent and understimulated by the environment he’s in (because he excels at his job) which leads him to make irrational and dangerous decisions and puts the lives of himself and his crew in danger. He’s also been making increasingly out of character decisions (corroborated by Fang and Ivan) by the influence of Stede - you will understand that Izzy is not being homophobic towards him just because he’s angry about his relationship with Stede.
If you only view Ed as a gay man and ignore everything else about his character then the only motivation for Izzy to be angry about his relationship with Stede (and only Stede, because he had no qualms about Ed and Calico Jack’s involvement with one another given that he sent Jack to get Ed out of the way of the English, but that’s another post I don’t have the spoons to make) MUST be because he’s a gay man and therefore Izzy MUST be homophobic.
If you IGNORE that Izzy is a multifaceted character and you IGNORE the ways in which he is multifaceted - He’s a gay (we’re not having this argument) working class man who earned his high ranking position on an extremely respectable pirate’s crew. He’s capable and is rightfully angry when he’s looked down on because of his class. He recognizes the importance of ship maintenance and is rightfully angry when those tasks are ignored. He doesn’t understand Lucius’ relationship dynamic and thinks he can use (what he thought was) him cheating on his partner (seriously, how is ‘I’m going to tell the man you were fucking that you were fucking another man’ threatening to out him?) as a motivation to make him do the necessary ship work. He is rightfully angry when his orders are ignored because he’s the highest authority on the ship next to the captains. He is in love with Ed and is jealous because Ed is in love with Stede - you can pretend that Izzy is homophobic because of how he behaves towards the other gay men on the ship.
If you ignore that Izzy has valid reasons for his actions (which does not mean that the actions are all entirely justified) then the only motivation for them MUST be because he’s homophobic.
(* The persistent neglect of Fang and Pete in these discussions is also rooted in homophobia. Fang and Pete are the only explicitly gay men on the ship who don’t, at any point, present ‘femininely’** and therefore don’t fall so easily into the bubble of the stereotypical gay man and so they get ignored in these discussions because they aren’t suitable to push the narrative that Izzy only interacts negatively towards ‘feminine’/’gnc’** gay men.)
(** The insistence that Stede, Lucius, and Ed are in any way, at any point, LEGITIMATELY presenting ‘femininely’ or are ‘gender non-conforming’ is ALSO rooted in homophobia - and I’d argue a touch of racism via Ed’s hair and beard as they relate to his indigenous roots. The assumption/association with those three being considered feminine comes from their identity as gay men. That is homophobia.
Stede wears men’s clothes. He wears RICH men’s clothes. Bright, colorful, patterned fabrics are worn by RICH men in the 1700s - if you want to argue that, say, king George presented femininely or was gnc because of the way he dressed be my guest but you won’t because he doesn’t and he isn’t. Lucius wears men’s clothes. His clothes are perfectly at place amongst the rest of the crew’s clothes. Ed wears men’s clothes. His leather is in direct relation to gay leather-men which is a hyper-masculine aesthetic in the same way drag is - typically - a hyper-feminine aesthetic. His appreciation for Stede’s clothes comes from the wealth and privilege that centers around the easy possession of those types and quantities of fabrics.
None of them behave in ways that are stereotypically feminine. Having and expressing emotions is not a uniquely or inherently feminine trait. Caring for and maintaining your appearance is not a uniquely or inherently feminine trait. Even if they were, Izzy also does those things. Izzy frequently expresses his emotions - yes, anger, a stereotypically ‘masculine’ emotion, but others as well. He also puts a great deal of care into his appearance, aside from the materials, the only difference between his and Stede’s outfits are the type of shoes and the presence of a jacket. If those traits are to be considered inherently feminine then it is disingenuous to not apply that label to Izzy as well.)
#the dork is being a dork#izzy hands#the izcourse#always feels like i'm swinging at a hornet's nest tagging them but#edward teach#stede bonnet#lucius spriggs#seriously tho we're not doing the 'izzy isn't canonically gay' shit.#if you're still peddling that at this point you're basically saying that your opinion is only worth dismissal#because you don't know how to listen or pay attention to anything that isn't spelled out for you in a goddamn picture book#and MAN have we been given practically kindergarten level reading comprehension tests by the cast/david#it's okay to admit you were wrong about this by the way#you're not going to be forgiven for the constant and consistent harassment you've engaged in towards people who were saying the right things#from the beginning (izzy is gay and none of what he does is motivated by homophobia) but you're at least not digging yourself deeper for#when your INSISTING on it being true doesn't pay off
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i don’t understand why people hate gale.
“he’s annoying” or “he talks too much” or “he’s too clingy and got offended when i was in a relationship” (which was a BUG, it takes two seconds to do some research before jumping to conclusions) are the most stupid reasons to actually hate a character.
he’s the one that has the warmest personality when you first meet him as well, so i just don’t get it?? i’m not saying you’re not allowed to dislike him, and this doesn’t apply to everyone, but SOMETIMES it feels like people just hop on a “hate bandwagon” because i see so many comments (especially on tiktok… where most of the people only started playing because it’s “trendy” now) about him that are the exact same as each other and it’s like people have lost the ability to think for themselves and form their own opinions after actually playing the game properly and learning about the characters.
so many people even go on about how it’s a turn off that he “doesn’t shut up about his ex”… like maybe actually continue playing the story to understand why it’s a significant conversation to have and why it’s a huge part of his character arc, and stop being weirdly bitter/jealous/annoyed when the man is also a VICTIM that has been manipulated and abused in a relationship with a massive power imbalance.
#gale#gale dekarios#baldur’s gate 3#bg3#the amount of people that have the audacity to pick up an extremely intense fantasy roleplaying game with ->#extremely deep and complex well-written characters but then don’t even bother TRYING to get to know them and ->#instead just reduce them to things they’re not is SO unbelievably frustrating#like if you’re going to be lazy why pick up the game#if you lack basic media literacy and don’t understand a single thing about character analysis why are you even bothering ->#to talk about the characters#sorry if that’s harsh but it’s exhausting#and fyi i’m specifically talking about toxic people who constantly hate on characters without understanding them#people are obviously allowed to dislike characters but when you’re spreading things that aren’t even true it’s wild#like how can you talk when you DO NOT UNDERSTAND#don’t even get me started on the literal BUG#people are out here saying gale is an obsessed creep that won’t leave you alone and it wasn’t even supposed to happen#and it’s not even just people who hate characters it’s also ones who are weirdly obsessed but still lack reading comprehension#cough those astarion fans that sexualise him and treat him like an object#do you even know how much his character would despise hearing you talk about him that way#like come on now#my posts
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(stumbles out of jojo's bizarre adventure covered in blood) well that was fun! I don't recommend it
#part seven COULD have been my favorite but I will never forgive it for what happened to Lucy Steel. growling and biting#anyway johnny joestar huh! wow!#live jojoblogging#I should do a speedrun analysis of my personal opinion on every jojo part sometime but basically about Steel Ball Run#my opinion is: great story with a bleeding corpse sprawled in the middle! Araki I will murder you for what you did to Lucy Steel#and also this story just so completely misses the point of Christ it's honestly funny. like. come on man#no reading comprehension at ALL here#Christ gives people luck?? and redirects bad luck away from them? dude thats not how it. not how it works#it's not a zero sum game........ that's like......... the entire point....#Christ saves people by giving us UNDESERVED GRACE. like. EXTRA. on top of what already exists. ANYWAY
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people will really come onto your post, WILDLY misinterpret it, and then demand that you hold their hand and explain it to them like they're first graders and if they still don't get it then you can expect a callout post within the hour
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how i feel about TBYS causing a shockwave effect of everyone dogpiling on and harassing Illymation and spreading extremely easily disprovable and malicious misinformation about her and putting her in a lot of danger for literally no legitimate reason
#big rant in the tags incoming hold on to your hats:#i swear drama commentary youtubers are actually some of the most dense people on the fucking planet#like holy SHIT i have never seen a bigger display of collective stupidity than every drama commentary grifter harping on illy based on shit#-she didn't even say that they heard from a guy who sounds like budget ben shapiro. how are you that dense. like how. actually how.#it's just a big stupid game of idiot telephone with how much basic shit people are getting wrong because they heard it whispered from-#-another person. istg if i have to see ONE more person say that ''oh but she's encouraging obesity'' ''oh but she said [thing she literally#-didn't say]!!!'' im going to SCREAM. i am going to throw my phone against the wall if i see one more malicious misinterpretation of a-#-basic statement that even a fucking doorknob could understand with more grace and nuance than these idiots#i swear to god this is all so STUPID#drama commentary youtube is where basic reading comprehension and common sense go to die. it is the 10th circle of internet hell-#-just below 4chan.#anyway rant over glad i got that out of my system.#i hope illy is doing well and that she and her partner and her cats are safe <3#sorry for being so angry. this whole situation literally makes my blood boil and i'm so upset that an innocent person got put in danger-#-because of some nerd emoji sounding wackass blatantly lying about her and being a dickhead#this is the first and last post i'll ever make about internet drama (unless something really REALLY funny happens) i just needed an outlet-#-to scream into for a few minutes#drama commentary youtubers delete their entire channels and leave the internet right now challenge#shitpost#youtube drama
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y'know what this is really petty of me, but I'm gonna do it anyway. Don't mind this post, I'm complaining about something minor in the tags.
#yeah sorry I do stand by the statement of#''since this sentence's meaning is carried partly in implication#ignoring the implications makes it look like it means something else''.#also if you say a thing won't happen and don't specify a timeframe#then you're saying the thing won't happen ever.#so adding “ever” to the sentence doesn't do anything but emphasize that meaning. doesn't actually change it.#if I say ''you won't explode from eating normal ice cream''#(to use an absurd example)#then it means exactly the same as “you won't ever explode from eating normal ice cream”.#none of this is me having bad reading comprehension#it's me being pedantic#(and perhaps a bit overly literal)#(but being a bit overly literal does not actually mean that I can't read past basic phrases thank you)#is this my first vagueposting? possibly.#delete later
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recently I've been taking a bunch of speed reading tests (competition w/ my friends) and I never realized the whole thing ab speed reading not sticking was like. real. I thought it was just like. a learning differences analogy in Impulse (1995).
#fastest ive read w/ full comprehension was 1128 wpm#and I could tell you the basic gist of the story I read rn#but if you asked ab super fine details I might not be able to answer.#but also like. it's stories that are kinda interesting so ofc I can rember. and even the ones that are just like facts and research#are also interesting#so basically#I WOULD read this fast if im trying to cram it in right before class cause I forgor to do my HW.#maybe not if I have a discussion on a reading and enough time to think it through or if im reading for leisure.#bonemeal says silly stuff#sorry guys whole nothing sandwich post. yeah im still posting it unfortunately.
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They’re still on Twitter calling Naruto the worst mc out of the big three simply because he was having panic attacks over Sasuke and gazing up at the stars thinking about him I see.
#and they’re going on about how sasuke never thought about Naruto ever and only started to do so after Naruto became stronger uhhhhhhh my#head my head-#I can ignore these ppl I don’t follow fandoms anyway or barely anyone into the stuff I like but I hate when people just start talking out#of their asses about something that’s as old as Naruto like if you don’t get the characters and their motivations by now then idk man#Naruto isn’t even that hard to follow it’s very simple man open up the schools please#you learn how to use context clues and how to develop your comprehension skills in middle school#I’m not even being mean I just feel like if you can’t even understand something that’s as basic as Naruto and completely shoot down#sns because it’s gay™️ despite the story and their relationship being written so bluntly then man… like you don’t even have to ship them to#know that they were written that way for a reason kishimoto does not play about sns lmfao#I don’t expect much from dudebros especially but still they’re just as bad as shippers when it comes to purposefully misinterpreting text#I just feel like you can’t read or something man#rambling#sorry for talking about n at 5am I didn’t get any sleep and I have work in a few hours man this sucks
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I'm gonna let you in on a badly kept secret. most of my dazai analysis is truly just me projecting. but being decent enough at bullshitting to make it sound convincing so ppl usually end up agreeing with my takes
#what i lack in actual reading comprehension and analysis abilities i make up for in charisma and fake confidence#ahdjfllhh or maybe my projections just fit! maybe i accidentally do make good analysis! or at least offer alternative readings!#anyway i was thinking abt his relationship with pain again. and i started writing an essay in my head#before realizing I'm basically describing my own relationship with it. and that my experiences are not universal esp in regards to that#but just bc they're not universal doesn't mean they're nonexistent! who's to say dazai doesn't have them as well 😩#fr tho i think with a character like him that hides a lot of himself and his true feelings. insisting on one 'canon' reading is dumb#the whole point is you view him through your own personal experience. imo. that's what he'd want too#the emptiness inside him is meant to be filled by his audience. whether inside the story or outside it. i think.#that's why he is one thing around fyodor and another around atsushi and i see him one way and you see him in another one#and all these readings are right and all these versions are still him. you don't know what's inside the donut after all#but again :) even this part could be just me projecting :) but see how nicely i bullshitted through it to make it sound deep?#(<- being sincere but hiding it with irony as to not get rejected. as one does) (<- admits it bc who tf would get this far into my tags)#(but thank you if you did ily) (also shoutout to anyone who ever validated my unhinged analysis/projection mwah)
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🫵 pompous
Thank you! 💖
#on the no reading comprehension website being called pompous is basically reinforcing that you have media literacy lol#the pompous bar is so low all you have to do is not like marvel movies and you're in the club#i mean even w this ask alone you can tell anon got entirely the wrong takeaway from my tags just to get upset 💀#wonder why it struck a nerve
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I will not stand for this botw zelda slander!!! she’s so awesome and there’s a lot of zelda characters that act worse to link at first but then change for the better bc they met him like midna and linebeck and groose. and botw zelda had a very good reason for acting how she did towards link and their eventual friendship is one of my favorite parts of botw bc they care about each other so much!!!! ack dude I love zelda in botw and her british accent and i cant believe she’s ppl least favorite zelda character when malo exists
Like there are some actually terrible Zelda characters, like people who are extremely creepy and abusive parents and who are assholes without redemption arcs and so many people get mad at a girl for having feelings and eventually dealing with them maturely. Like people LOVE Groose but he starts out as a total douche who only wants some tail.
‘Well, she yelled at him once and that reminded me of my middle school bullies so now I hate her and think that she’s toxic and won’t think critically about her as a character she’s just a meanie and is worst than EVERY OTHER ZELDA CHARACTER’
Give me a break.
#god forbid women do anything#god forbid women have complex relationships and emotions#she’s been fighting evil incarnate for a hundred years and you still have the audacity to say that she’s selfish#like the capitalism baby is so much more annoying and there are some gross people in Zelda and you think SHES the worst character#more people need basic reading comprehension and a class on not being misogynistic#ask andromeda
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Novhen and OC Codex 10. a description of your OC by someone who hates them 🥧
cw: fantasy racism
A decrypted letter found among Bann Esmerelle's possessions after her death. My dear friend and cousin,
I empathize with your plight entirely. The Queen was all too quick to forget that vulgar rat's crimes the moment it favored her to do so, but I will always remember what he did.
He killed my sweet Jonaley in cold blood. He killed Arl Urien and his only child. He was with the Wardens when they delivered our kin and countrymen and good King Cailan to the darkspawn at Ostagar. Then, as if he needed to prove his disloyalty further, he killed Arl Howe. If we had any sense, we would have hanged this murderer the moment he stepped foot into the Landsmeet Chamber. Instead, he was allowed to command the floor.
You should have seen the way that viper twisted the truth and drew upstanding members of the nobility to his side as if they did not understand his crimes. They Grey Wardens wanted to feel important again, and they acquiesced him every step of the way.
The idea should not be dismissed that he may have a blood mage in his employ swaying the minds of his betters. I cannot otherwise imagine what possessed Her Highness to name this depraved elf our hero in her father's place even after he sanctioned his execution before her own eyes and all present at the Landsmeet. This elf's tongue corrupts the minds of all around him. It deserves to be torn out.
If he were, against all odds, telling the truth when he accused Loghain of permitting slavers in Denerim's alienage, it is a great shame he was not able to arrive there sooner, preferably without the backing of his Order.
The Grey Wardens have too long been a haven for thieves and murderers like him. We were foolish to ever let them back into Ferelden, and with the Blight over, there is no reason to allow them to stay and desecrate Amaranthine. Whatever support you need, I am at your disposal.
Yours, Bann Lorena
[Ask Game]
#askbox#icylook#novhen tabris#i saw this one sitting in the pile and couldn't bear to leave it untouched#i think this counts as a description but it's definitely by someone who hates him#<- struggling with basic reading comprehension 😎#jonaley is one of vaughan's lackeys from the ce origin#people have to know that the guy who killed vaughan and them was conscripted into the wardens. or at least the other nobility have to know#novhen's tips and tricks for establishing a posistive reputation among the nobility! number 1: murder.#i know i boast his maxed coercion but turns out that's not a cure-all#people don't like when you kill their allies and family! who'da thunk it!#the easiest ways to do codexes is letters but for this one i do genuinely think it was the best approach#might try to shake it up a bit for one of the others in my inbox
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