#Christian texts

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

You shall not turn away the needy, but shall share everything with your brother, and shall not say that it is your own, for if you are sharers in the imperishable, how much more in the things which perish?

οὐκ ἀποστραφήσῃ τὸν ἐνδεόμενον, συγκοινωνήσεις δὲ πάντα τῷ ἀδελφῷ σοῦ καὶ οὐκ ἐρεῖς ἴδια εἶναι· εἰ γὰρ ἐν τῷ ἀθανάτῳ κοινωνοί ἐστε, πόσῳ μᾶλλον ἐν τοῖς θνητοῖς;

— Didache or The Teaching of the Twelve Apostles (Διδαχὴ Κυρίου διὰ τῶν δώδεκα ἀποστόλων τοῖς ἔθνεσιν) (ca 120-170 CE). The Didache is of equal antiquity with the earliest texts later assembled into the New Testament, of which early church fathers considered it a part. It provides an excellent glimpse into the thinking of the leaders of the early church, and it directly contradicts the "prosperity gospel" of modern American white Evangelicals on virtually every issue.

[Robert Scott Horton]

[existennialmemes]

Christmas Movie, but it's from the perspective of Jesus Christ, who sneaks back to Earth, and is immediately confused why everyone is celebrating his birthday in December.

He wanders into a Megachurch on accident, thinking it was a mini mall, and hears an evangelist (who lives in a mansion) taking the Lord's name in Vain to guilt donations out of people. Then he gets arrested for rushing the stage and beating that guy with a whip.

A significant chunk of the movie is just his elaborate escape from prison, wherein he starts a riot upon learning how cruelly the prisoners are treated by a blasphemous carceral system.

The movie ends with him using God Magic on the president of the US, and being formally declared the Anti Christ by the Catholic Church

[piosplayhouse]

Why does every drawing of Jesus being crucified make him so hairless and smooth like an oiled seal. Are you telling me he had time to shave his pussy before he got sentenced to death ? No fucking way . I know Judas went down on him au naturel the night before he got him arrested

[800db-cloud]

oohh i haven’t posted in a while… please take this sniperspy doodle dump as an apology

[and-her-saints]

Remember those in prison.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in a Christian version of Roblox, you had to type a prayer along with your chat message or the message would display backwards.

[gratiae-mirabilia]

[godslove]

[shinyjolteon]

"jesus turned water into wine" ok ya well i can turn water into soup. watch me.

[geryone]

The Gleaming of the Blade, Christian J. Collier

[secondbeatsongs]

[euqinim0dart]

Happy gay month cause you know, you gay and stuff Here go your gay balloon cause it's got all the colors, cause it's gay and I got skittles cause it got a rainbow on it. And I got you a cookie, it says BE WHO YOU ARRRRRRE FOR YOUR PRIIIIIIIIIIIAAADE

[killyridols]

salvation mountain by theresa escobedo, 2020, polaroid emulsion lift, 3 × 3 inches

[800db-cloud]

brootal doodle

[and-her-saints]

St. Sebastian by me! (andhersaints)