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Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grownups so that grownups can go out and behave like teenagers.
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atleast you’re trying.
It’s the end of August and we’re literally still trying to pick ourselves from the floor, huh
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fair enough fair enough
Technically most flat earthers think the earth is round, they just don’t think it’s spherical.
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bro-
it’s sad how no one thinks the fact that literally all the sad songs ever, always go viral!??! I mean how many ppl are hurt about the same shit that they relate this much wtf
#fuck this shit#bruh#why did anyone not think of this b4#oml#bro-#idk anymore#depression#sad lyfe#dark academia#humour#uh#songs#relatable?
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It’d be cool if you could pull up a counter that shows you how many times you’ve said each word you’ve said in your life.
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having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch
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Spilling tea has gone on for centuries in a variety of ways
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microdosing on self-control by not writing a paragraph of response to every stupid hot take i read on this site
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sometimes people will disagree with u but that’s ok bc u can just kill them
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Makes a typo, goes to edit it, but someoe already reblogged it so the damage to my reputation is permanent and unavoidable.
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when lorde said “blow all my friendships to sit in hell with you” and when hozier said “i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight” and when taylor swift said “canceled my plans just in case you’d call”
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i’d like to make it clear that being well-read and having dumb bitch energy aren’t mutually exclusive. can i give you an in-depth analysis of an academic article? yeah. am i still a dumb bitch? yeah and proud
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i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful
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