#Caregiver!Stan pines

[littlebouncybunnie]

You re SO right! Ford is a little! Do you have more headcanons about him? I think he would be pretty timid but I'm not sure

I do!

He's got kind of a wide age range when he regresses, it can be anywhere from 3 to 12

Luckily for Stan, he's fairly calm and rarely ever gets fussy. If he's feeling older, he'll just sit and read most of the time, but if he's on the younger side, Stan will sit with him and put on a cartoon.

If he's sleepy, Stan puts on a documentary in the background because Ford enjoys educational stuff but the narrator's voice also helps him sleep

Ford doesn't wear his trench coat when little, he always takes it off and just drops it somewhere (unless he's old enough to hang it up). That's sometimes how Stan finds out he's little somewhere, is if he just finds his coat left on the floor

Stan will mostly call him Buddy or Bug, his real name will sometimes pull him out of regression

He has a paci! It's dark blue and decorated with stars. Stan got it for him because he's got a bad habit of chewing on his hands or putting things in his mouth when he's little

Head scritches all the way, he's such a big fan of physical touch and affection since he went so long without it. If you scratch his head it's a quick way to put him to sleep

On the middlespace side of things, when he's older, he likes to help around the house where he can. Stan will give him chores like dishes or sweeping

He likes to go outside and look for bugs, but Stan has to go with him to keep him from getting lost (or from running into the magical creatures of the woods)

He has a little notebook dedicated to just bugs he finds. I think he's super into entomology as a kiddo

He LOVES fantasy books and anything related

Stan has caught him pretending to be a dragon on more than one occasion

And random headcanon I didnt know where to put: Even Bill won't mess with him when he's regressed. The first time he witnessed Ford regress, he stopped whatever mockary he was doing and took him back home/ gave him a more pleasant dreamscape

[princessjammyjam]

He would be really confused about the concept of regression but he would totally do his best to! I think his favorite thing to do with you is take you out on his boat! He loves to make you laugh! It makes him feel really special when you get small with him. Awesome caregiver if you give him the chance!

[mooniebatz]

Aaaaaaaaaa

CG! Stanley Pines Headcanons!

Inspired by @lttl3babybug ‘s Cg! Stanford hcs :)

💰 Always happy to pull you onto his lap, often when he’s watching TV. He’ll involve you in what he was watching and explain things as they happen, making funny jokes and observations to make you laugh.

💰 Pets names such as “sweetie”, “pumpkin” and “kiddo”

💰 Involves you in his schemes, like letting you glue random appendages and horns to old taxidermy’s for new mystery shack attractions.

💰 Deathly protective, If somebody does anything to you or hurts your feelings he will hunt them down.

💰 Not really the best role model, if he catches you being naughty he’ll probably join you or at least help you cover it up before Ford finds out. (He is a CG that will lay down the rules)

💰 agrees to playing and games but ends up regretting it as it usually ends with him covered in makeup, glitter and a sore back. (From having to sit down on the ground to join a tea party)

💰 The only time he has would get serious and firm is if you were putting yourself in unsafe situations or being too reckless. It’s not much anger, it’s just the possibility of you being in danger scares him too much.

💰 Story time is much more fun with Grunkle Stan, often when he’s presented with a picture book he will attempt to read it. But he finds them a bit boring and sickeningly sweet, so he’ll add his own twists to the plot and characters to make you laugh.

💰 Always sneaking you little treats and candy, and conveniently leaving your sugar rush fuelled chaos to somebody else. (Usually poor Ford)

💰 If you hand him a piece of artwork, a response usually something like. “Wow! This is terrible. I can sell this.”

💰 He can’t do it for too long with his back, but he loves hitching you up onto his hip around the house and carrying you up to bed.

💰 Creates the BEST blanket forts, setting them up around his armchair so you can watch movies and cuddle up with snacks.

💰 If you fall over or hurt yourself he’ll be right over with a hug and bandaids. Letting you pick which ones you want and congratulating you on how brave you are, his tough kid.

[ur-fav-is-agere]

Stan Pines from Gravity Falls

Is a caregiver!

[earako]

Hm...

Okay, brains thinking of Parentified Stan twins aaand heres what I got so far

- Shermie is 8ish years younger than the Stan twins and spent a LOT of time with his older brothers

- Ma and Pa Pines had to work a lot so most of the socializing, playing, and helping with Shermie fell onto the Stan twins

- Up until the month of the science fair Shermie saw Stan and Ford as his safe people [Ma was also a safe person but she had to do a lot to keep the house running and relied on the twins to help]

- As Stan and Ford get older the affects of having to help raise their little brother slowly take their toll on them

- Shermie has to watch his big brothers start to have quicker tempers and fights more often and not understanding why it seems like his brothers are aging backwards [they're not, they're just starting to actually act their age to untreated caregiver burnout]

- Science fair happens, stuff in canon happens but now add on the guilt of feeling like they failed Shermie and a couple age regression tendencies

- Flashforward to post-canon and Shermie, after a whole 'what you mean Stan's alive/Stan acted as Ford' debacle and a lot of tears Shermie sees his brothers trying to low-key parent him again

-Brothers gotta deal with a new dynamic and Shermie finally reveals how he felt seeing his brothers as mini parents to just his brothers and how he used to think them 'aging backwards' was his fault

- And Mabel learning about parentification at some point and diagnosing her grunkles

[adhdbisexualramblings]

Post-portal Feral Mabel Pines Headcanons

Based on the amalgamation of the drifting stars au and the ‘feral Ford’ concept comes the Feral Mabel AU thingy! By that, I mean headcanons!

-She met Ford immediately after falling into the portal, ending up in the Nightmare Realm and being saved from Bill’s clutches.

-By the time she fell, Ford was already pretty animalistic. He saved her, but it took Mabel a few hours to convince him that they were family and that she wasn’t just a stray.

-Him being all animal-like freaks her out at first, understandably so, and she messes up when trying to introduce herself a few times (loud, bright, things are usually dangerous), but Ford understands her well enough to accept her as family and she needs him for survival.

-Eventually, Mabel starts copying Ford’s movements, reactions, and behavior to an extent. Things like moving slowly, hiding the way he does, etc., sort of like a human meowing at a cat. She really only starts doing it for Ford’s sake.

-The multiverse is large, savage, scary, and dangerous. Mabel starts realizing that her grunkle has developed the animal mindset for a very good reason. She stops copying him out of entertainment and starts imitating him for survival.

-As the years in the portal and outside of it pass, the two become inseparable. Ford sees himself as her ‘pack leader’ and caregiver. They both see Mabel as Ford’s “kit” or “pup”.

-Mabel’s small stature and creativity have gotten them both out of a lot of jams when it came to escaping.

-Mabel uses the key sweater she came in with as bedding for many of their nests. It’s still soft and brings her comfort. Ford likes it because it has her scent.

-Neither if them recognized their twin when they returned. Ford started pulling her behind him and growling, so Mabel did the same, hissing aggressively. Poor Stan and Dipper had to wait for them to realize.

-When they get more settled in, Mabel gets confused when Stan or Dipper don’t follow the pre-established “rules” of the pack or do what she does (nests or scavenging). Dipper, meanwhile, gets concerned when she does those things, scared he’s losing his sister.

-Dipper starts taking notes of her behavior and what it means so he can copy it to make her feel better. Their progress improves, but they’re both aware that having to move back to California will be a struggle.

-A part of Mabel sees Waddles as food rather than a pet now. She’s ashamed of that part.

-Sometimes Ford and Mabel will be gone for hours or days, usually with each other, to scout the area, catch food (wild creatures) in the woods, or because they only feel safe with each other. Mabel is especially good at making traps. If she needs to kill out of necessity, like food, she will. This has concerned the others.

-Ford and Mabel see the other Pines’ as their “pack siblings” and would kill and die for them.

-When perceived danger arises, Mabel will panic and attempt to herd the others together before getting them to safety. While she has less trouble moving past those animal instincts than Ford does, they’re still there.

-Stan and Ford’s relationship is actually somewhat better. Mabel managed to convince Ford that Stan wasn’t as awful as he thought, and Stan is his pack brother that he feels protective over. Still, they’re not entirely OK, and Stan will blame Ford for how Mabel acts in times of heated anger.

And that’s it! It turned less into headcanons and more into a story outline (whoops) as they kept going but I have a lot to say about this AU.

[the-universal-sun]

my headcanon is fiddleford being the best caretaker for ford pre-portal incident and for stan post-portal (in my mind they are both regressors). fidds is so very oldest sibling energy to me, and i just know he would make sandwiches with crusts cut off and set up coloring pages or word searches.

- @lavenderslittlespace 💌

(Let’s say this is an alternative universe where Fiddleford doesn’t completely forget everything and Ford comes back sooner than 30 years)

Fiddleford is a father, not the most present, but a father nonetheless. I also like to hc him as an older brother to several siblings, so he knows how to look and after children of several different ages. I figure pre-falling out with Ford, Fidds started caring for him slightly in college, but it went into a caregiver/little relationship during their research. In college it was small things of reminding Ford to eat and sleep, to give himself a couple of hours of rest a day. When they began to work with each other, it started off the same as in college, but Ford seemed different this time, his ramblings seemed more childish, and instead of about advanced mathematics, they were about inane things such as Whales and Boating facts. He followed Fidds around everywhere he went, and seemed less inclined to argue, but more inclined to whine and pout, acting almost like Tate did. Fidds decided that he didn’t really mind taking care of Ford in this way, he was mighty cute, and it fulfilled those fatherly and brotherly instincts of his. It was an adjustment period-mostly for Ford-but they worked through it.

Fidds helped Ford destress and calm down when the work and research made him anxious and run himself ragged. I don’t think Ford would be as open with Fidds as he is with Stan when little, Stan’s his twin, his other half, they get each other like no other. But Fidds is his (second) best friend, he still loves him, so he lets himself let go around him, lets himself drift into that fuzzy headspace where he has no worries and no deadlines. And he trusts that Fidds won’t hurt him and won’t let anyone else hurt him, he trusts him to take care of him. He can trust that Fidds isn’t being mean when he calls Ford “Bookworm” or “Bubs”, and that he’s not tricking him when he brings Ford space themed coloring books with glittery crayons that Ford talked about to get the sparkle of the stars just right. He doesn’t call him a “know it all” when he talks about the books he read. Fidds even got Ford a stuffed Owl he named “Owlbert”. He can be free to draw and talk until his hearts content with his Fidds.

Until Bill gets into his head and Fiddleford briefly goes into the Portal, and leaves, Ford doesn’t regress again without him. And then everything happens in canon, Ford goes through the Portal and then there’s Stan. All alone, without his brother, his better half.

Stan does okay for the first year, he’s focused on supporting himself, paying off Ford’s mortgage and student loans, working through the night in the portal. But the second year happens and Stan starts feeling downtrodden and hopeless and he misses Ford so much that he just sobs and sobs until he finds himself feeling fuzzy and smaller sometimes. Those times he just drags around a coat of Ford’s, puts on a familiar show, he really likes Popeye, and colors. They mostly end up scribbles of color, but he still finds the act relaxing.

A few months of doing…whatever it is he’s doing that calms him down, Fidds comes into the picture. He comes to the cabin to stop Ford after a flash memory of the portal. He finds not Ford, but a sad man that looks like him, but with too few fingers and eyes too weathered. He’s confused, thinking Shifty must’ve broken out of the bunker or something happened with the portal, but Stan calms him down enough to explain that no he’s not a shape shifter and yes he’s human, he’s Stanley Pines, twin brother to Stanford Pines. That was a doozy to explain because Ford never talked about his family, not much beyond his father’s expectations of him. And when Stan explains that Ford went through the portal, Fidds’ remaining anger at Ford is put on the back burner for now because his Bookworm is out there and alone and probably scared. And he’s scared because he can’t work in the portal, not after everything, but the portal needs to work to get Ford back. Stan gets him to agree to work on the equations in the attic, as far away from the basement as possible, and only during the day.

Fidds does agree after a few weeks on needling to help out in the lab in the occasion, he has the engineering degrees after all, not Stan. But that time spent with Stan leads to a few revelations for Fidds. And the first one is that he’s a lot like Ford, in more ways than just their looks. He ends up having to remind Stanley to eat, sleep, to take a break just like with Ford. He notices that Stanley goes all fuzzy in the eyes sometimes, like Ford does-did-he sometimes catches him scribbling on a page while wrapped in Ford’s trench coat, chewing at the edges of his shirt.

But Stan’s a bit different than Ford was, his interests are simpler, not that Stan is simple or anything but he just as a whole seems…younger in mind. He doesn’t talk as much as Ford did, he doesn’t really talk at all, and he still seems to guarded. Towards Fidds and towards himself. Slowly, over the months, as Fidds shows his dedications towards Stan and his health and well being, Stan slowly begins to lower his guard, to let himself enjoy it whenever he feels little, and to let himself trust Fidds to take care of him, that he won’t hurt him like everybody else has. And he doesn’t. No matter how many messes he makes or how irritating he thinks he is (he isn’t), Fidds doesn’t yell, scream, hit, or otherwise at him. He uses soft touches, soft voices, and soothing hums. Stan likes it, he likes that he can trust Fidds, likes how he gets called “Lil’ Captain” and “Pumpkin”, and he likes how he’s encouraged to let himself go and feel like this.

And Fidds likes it too. He’s not using Stan as a replacement for Stanford, they both have their special place in his life and in his heart, and nothing can change that. When they get Ford back, Stanley will still be his little Captain, and if Ford will have him, he’ll welcome his Bookworm back into their little family happily.

[littlekoifishes]

Little! Stanford Pines Agere Stimboard!

I heavily believe that ford would regress, I think from what happened to him alone with bill is reason enough for him to be a regressor. Also I think he regressed to cope with the fact of missing stan after their big fight and his parents clear disapproval of him as a person and only seeing him for his grades.

I can see stan being a caregiver and Dipper as a little too and Mabel is a flip but is very much leaning towards little but is super awesome big sister to dipper when little and big.

[baby-mystery-twins]

💜Complete MOGAI Head Canons💜

Dipper Pines is a straight trans boy and uses He/Him pronouns, demiplatonic and allofamilial, a toddler regressor, autistic and has GAD. His caregivers are Stan and Ford. He is in a trans for cis relationship with Pacifica.

Mabel Pines is a demigirl that uses neopronouns She/Mew/Sparkle/✨, panromantic asexual alloplatonic and allofamilial, a toddler regressor and AuDHD. Mews caregivers are Stan and Ford. Sparkle prefers romantic relationships.

Pacifica Northwest is a straight cis girl and uses She/Her pronouns, alloplatonic and afamilial, aesthetickin and has depression. She is in cis for trans relationship with Dipper.

Ford Pines is an aromantic vinician cis man and uses He/Him pronouns, demiplatonic and allofamilial, a caregiver and a pet caretaker, autistic and has C-PTSD. He is in a cis for trans queer platonic marriage with Fiddleford.

Stan Pines is a GNC birose cis man who uses He/Him pronouns, polyamorous, alloplatonic and allofamilial, a caregiver, AuDHD and has depression. He prefers familial relationships. He is in a throuple with Eda and Rick.

Fiddleford McGucket is birose trans man that uses He/It pronouns, alloplatonic and demifamilial, a raccoon therian and raccoon regressor, and has C-PTSD. He is in a trans for cis queer platonic marriage with Ford, his caretaker.

Luz Noceda is birose bigender and uses neopronouns She/He/😺/🐾, alloplatonic and demifamilial, cat therian, a toddler regressor and has ADHD. His caregiver is Eda, her found mother. She prefers platonic relationships, like her found cousins Dipper, Mabel and Morty. 🐾 Is in a relationship with Amity

Amity Blight is a lesbian cis girl and uses She/Her pronouns, alloplatonic and allofamilial and has GAD. She is in a relationship with Luz.

Eda Clawthorne is a birose trans woman and uses She/Her pronouns, aplatonic and allofamilial, a caregiver and has PTSD. She is in a throuple with Stan and Rick.

Lilith Clawthorne is an aroace trans woman and uses She/Her pronouns, demiplatonic and allofamilial, autistic and has PTSD.

Morty Smith is a bicurious cis boy and uses He/Him pronouns, alloplatonic and allofamilial, dog therian puppy regressor and toddler regressor, has GAD and AuDHD. His caregiver and caretaker is Rick.

Rick Sanchez is a demiromantic pansexual trans man and uses He/Him pronouns, aplatonic and afamilial, caregiver and per caretaker, autistic and hypersexual. He is in a throuple with Stan and Eda

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Transmasc, Straight, Demiplatonic, Familial Atraction Flags, Trans Loving Cis, Toddler Regressor, Autistic Flag, Anxiety, Demigirl, Neoprnoun User, Asexual, Alloplatonic, Panromantic, AuDHD, Girl/Woman, Aesthetickin, Depression, Aromantic, Gay Men Flag, Queer Platonic, Caregiver, Pet Caretaker, C-PTSD + PTSD, Man/Boy, Gender Non Conforming, Bisexual, Polyamorous, Throuple, Demifamilial, Raccoon Therian, Raccooon Regressor, Bigender, Cat Therian, ADHD, Lesbian, Transfem, Aplatonic, Bicurious, Dog Therian, Puppy Regressor, Demiromantic, Pansexual, Hypersexual.

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[twincaptains]

Obsequium: Part I: Chapter Four

TITLE: Obsequium Part I: Chapter Four: Mabel's September PAIRINGS: Dipford (Ford x Dipper), Bipford, (Bipper x Ford), Pinecest (Dipper x Mabel), Stancest, (Stan x Ford), and possibly others. Gotta see where this thing takes me. SUMMARY: Mabel e-mails some friends and .... frenemies? Between her erotic RP with Grenda and her terse exchange with Pacifica, our girl is working through some things. Included are helpful (and traumatic) illustrations. They appear in the body of the text. NOTES: There is a LOT more lycan sex than I initially anticipated. Warnings under the cut!

CHAPTER WARNINGS: Graphic werewolf sex, graphic werewolf death (gore), sibling incest OVERALL WARNINGS: Incest, sibling incest, minor, coercive control, mind control, caregiver neglect, physical abuse, emotional abuse, sexual abuse, dubious consent (dubcon), body horror, suicidal ideation, food restriction, sleep deprivation, self-harm, drug abuse, being drugged, lost time, and I’m going to specifically going to warn for “Ford being cruel to Stanley”, because it made me upset when I wrote it so I want to warn for it. If I forgot anything, please let me know and I will fix it IMMEDIATELY. I will add more if anything else comes up. 

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To: dipper@mysteryshack.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-02-2016 08:22:16 Subject: Just saw you off.

Just got you all packed up in the car and watched you drive away. I hate this. I hate this so much. You hate it, too. I know it. Why can't you just say that?

Speaking of things you won't say, you're not fooling me. I know, Dip. It's okay. It would be okay if you just told me, but you won't. Are you really that afraid that I'll hate you? After everything we went through? Give me more credit than that!!!

Give me more of everything...

XoXo Mabel

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To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf From: dipper@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-02-2016 08:22:56 Subject: Re: Just saw you off.

I'm sorry, but I'm unable to answer your e-mail at the moment! I am temporarily losing access to this account so I can better concentrate on my studies. I hope to have everything in order and be back at it by the end of 2014!

-Dip

***THIS IS AN AUTO-RESPONSE. USER HAS BEEN UNAVAILABLE FOR 1,076 DAYS***

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To: straightblanchin@gotmail.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-05-16, 22:45:16 PST Subject: Re: I saw Mr. Pines!!!

Really glad you were able to get out to see him! The place he's living isn't as bad as he likes to say it is, he just misses Gravity Falls. I go down there whenever I get the chance, but as soon as I start school my free time disappears. I suppose I could go down there on holidays, but that's the only time I ever get to spend with Dipper. He should be coming up to Washington for Thanksgiving, but he was supposed to come LAST year and he changed his mind.

Do you still call Grunkle Stan? Dipper says he needs more phone calls. I know the cell service there is really whack, but you guys still have a landline, right?

Speaking of Dipper!!! I got to spend the last week of August with Dipper for our birthday, as usual. He seems a bit stressed out, I don't think Grunkle Ford is giving him enough breaks. There's also something he's keeping from me, and in typical Dipper fashion he's doing an extremely bad job of it. I think he's trying to tell me without telling me, but I can't let that slide. He has to just ... say it. I tried to get it out of him all week, but I didn't get anywhere. Maybe I can make some more progress when I see him at Thanksgiving.

I've already gotten a letter from him! He says he's going to try and keep up this year, but ... he never does. He always tries, though, and that's something, right?

Let me know if you plan on visiting Grunkle Stan again anytime soon. Maybe I can try and meet you both!

XoXo Mabel

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To: : lumberjaneinthecity@gotmail.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-07-2016 22:16:34 PST Subject: Re: New addy!

Hey, Wendy! Glad to hear you're settling in at your new place up in Portland. I don't think I could handle living with that many roommates, guess having all those brothers finally came in handy?

Just curious, do you ever plan on going back to Gravity Falls to visit?

XoXo Mabel

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To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf From: lumberjaneinthecity@gotmail.co.gf Date: 09-08-2016 07:49:06 PST Subject: Re: New addy!

Nah!

-W

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To: boycrazyyyyyyyyyy@gotmail.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-08-2016 21:10:43 PST Subject: Re: Princess Grenade and the Lusty Werewolf ((OOC: Sorry for my late reply, been distracted with Dipper and school. Can you send me an updated copy of the Master Doc? The one I have is really out of date; Princess Grenade is missing a bunch of the abilities I know her to have. Plus the List of Lovers is like, half as long as it should be lmaoooo.))

"YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ME???" roared the werewolf, who's name was actually Steve, "I CAN'T HANDLE ME!!!"

The air filled with the sound of tearing fabric as he tore his pants from his bulging, werewolf legs. They were mostly off already, the transformation had seen to that,  but he knew that he needn't preserve his modesty in front of this royal beauty: her reputation preceded her. Every werewolf in the land knew that one day they may be confronted by the power of her erotic charms and have no choice but to act. And act Steve did, letting his bare body glisten in the moonlight for her and her alone.

"BEHOLD, PRINCESS! A MEMBER THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN!!!"

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To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf From: boycrazyyyyyyyyyy@gotmail.co.gf Date: 09-09-0:1:32:36 Subject: Re: Princess Grenade and the Lusty Werewolf

((OOC: NO WORRIES!!! I know you've been busy!!!! It was just a CRAPPY place to break the scene, I've been waiting almost TWO WEEKS for this horned up lycan take off his threadbare pants!!! UNF!! Master Doc attached!!))

Princess Grenade drooled, staring disrespectfully at his massive werewolf cock.

File Attachment: PRINCESSGRENADESEXCAPADESAGAMASTERDOC.rtf

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To: boycrazyyyyyyyyyy@gotmail.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-12-2016 21:10:43 PST Subject: Re: Princess Grenade and the Lusty Werewolf

((OOC: Thanks!! Are you still updating the GroogleDoc? Candy says she'll try and draw some art of this scene when we're done. You know she doens't like to work off stuff we haven't finished. She wants the whoooooole enchilada. Says it makes us better writers for it, and I think she's right, you know?))

Massive it was, looming over the Princess like a throbbing baseball bat of love, twitching with desire as he breathed heavily, "THEY USED TO CALL ME STEVE!!!" he growled, taking a threatening step towards Grenade, "BUT I ATE EVERYONE THAT CALLED ME STEVE!!!! AM I STILL STEVE????"

Even in peak arousal; the torment of his stolen humanity was evident. Poor Steve. Will no-one reach out and touch Steve?

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To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf From: boycrazyyyyyyyyyy@gotmail.co.gf Date: 09-13-2016 03:11:23 PST Subject: Re: Princess Grenade and the Lusty Werewolf

((OOC: TOTALLY!! God, I just feel so bad for Steve, you know? Don't worry, Steve. You can cry it all out after you thrash me with your hog!!!))

 "Steve, STEVE!" Princess Grenade bellowed, holding up her hands, "You really need to CHILL! Of COURSE you're still Steve." She reached out and took his hand-paw in hers, "Deep down inside, you will always be Steve."

Princess Grenade took a deep breath and powered up her level seventeen void throat. //This one's gonna be a DOOZY!!//

Without any fanfare, the busty princess swallowed Werewolf Steve's twitching cock whole, her void throat working overtime to stimulate the needy beast. He yowled. He growled. He made noises that defy description, releasing them into the night as the best throat game in the seven kingdoms worked to free him from his madness.

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To: boycrazyyyyyyyyyy@gotmail.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-15-2016  20:30:02 PST Subject: Re: Princess Grenade and the Lusty Werewolf

((OOC: Level seventeen??? Nice. Nice. Also, Grenda, if you reply to another one of these at 3 am on a school night I won't reply again for a week. We promised we wouldn't let this get away from us like it did last year.))

Steve was no match for the princess; folding into his desires immediately. They had been building so long, long before this encounter had ever happened. He spent his days, even as a normal human being, daydreaming about finally being able to lay his hands on Princess Grenade. To cover her in kisses so tender they bordered on savagery, to short-circuit her over-anxious brain to stop her from thinking too much, to force a physical connection that it would be impossible for her to ignore. As decadent as Grenade's throat void was, he needed something more out of her: ecstasy.

He forcefully pulled Princess Grenade away from him, lifting her by the shoulders. "I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE!!!! I'M COMING TO TAKE IT!!!!"

Taking the princess' enthusiastic whooping as a go-ahead, he threw her to the ground and pinned her with his meaty wolfman body. He paused a moment to rest his snout in the crook of her neck, savoring the way the scent of the dirt under them mixed with her sweat. Not distracted for long, he ripped away her clothes with his claws, careful not to graze her flesh.

There it was. The naked body that had consumed his dreams. A gift and a curse, a nightly visitation by the most perfect thing he had ever seen ... yet was always so painfully out of reach. In his dreams he let that beautiful body consume him, and he consumed it right back, aching and striving to make the face of its owner twist in pleasure so intense it made them forget why they shouldn't be doing this. And, like clockwork, just when it felt like he was finally going to experience the ultimate climax, it was ripped away from him as he joined the waking world. Left to lay there panting in bed, listening to the worst morning DJ in the world make unfuny jokes about subjects that are none of his business. A nightmare more terrifying and tortuous than turning into a monster once every twenty-eight days: unrequited longing.

But it was okay ... this wasn't a dream, and his nightmare was about to end.

Steve descended on Princess Grenade with wolfen fury, satiating himself using her body as the means. Not that her needs were being ignored, quite the opposite in fact, getting her off was getting HIM off, and quickly. He thrust into her with wild abandon, moaning something that might have been her name, but it also might have been a plea for mercy. Before he knew it, his body was being wracked by an orgasm so powerful that it undid his transformation -- but not before he ejaculated dubious ropes of his essence deep into Grenade's womb.

Steve the human, who really wasn't all that handsome actually, panted on top of the princess as he struggled to find his breath. Now that he'd been freed of his curse, at least for the time being, he was sane enough to remember his true mission: Kill Princess Grenade.

He smirked, even though his original plan had been derailed and ruined a good portion of his life, he was still going to look like the smartest person in the world even though it was completely by accident. He was just better than everyone else that way, including the princess who he had just used for his own joy and now was ready to discard like trash just because of a nebulous order from an even more nebulous being that promiesd him nebulous rewards. He reared up, eyes blazing, violence in his heart.

"Aha!" he crowed, triumphant. "I have outsmarted thee, Princess, and I--"

Steve's voice melted into an unsettling squelch as several crossbow bolts pierced his skull, erupting with his useless brain on the other side. His steaming gray matter covered the forest floor, his pathetic body slumping to the dirt as his tainted blood drained from the open wounds in his head. His eyes stared skyward, milky and full of terror, perhaps he realized just before the life left his body that he had truly messed with the wrong princess. Grenade had friends, powerful ones.

"Princess, it is I, the Lady Maybelle." the high-level holy knight stepped from the shadows, her armor gleaming in the moonlight. "I came to find you because I need to talk to you about something.... important. I saw that you were having a bit of fun with a werewolf, so I was just gonna hang around until you finished. But... That man meant to kill you, so I killed him first."

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To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf From: boycrazyyyyyyyyyy@gotmail.co.gf Date: 09-17-2016 23:15:26 PST Subject: Re: Princess Grenade and the Lusty Werewolf

((OOC: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! That's a LOT!!! Lemme address some things. 1) I was not "up until" 3am, I happened to wake up to go to the bathroom and saw that you had replied. I got excited and dashed out my reply, I promise I won't do that again in the future. 2)This is literally the hottest thing you have written to date and I hope you're proud of yourself. 3)Unrelated, are you still seeing that therapist your dad set you up with? Just wondering how that's going. 4)I think this reply can count as the endcap on the scene. I'll compile this and send it to Candy so she can put that Bacom Wamboo tablet to WORK!!! 5)If you wanna go ahead and start a new e-mail thread, cool!! Or if you want me to do it just let me know, either way!!))

"HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!" Princess Grenade screamed, wiping dumb man viscera off of her face as she sat up, naked and satisfied. "Wow! Good thing you always have my back, Lady Maybelle! Sounds like you need ME to have yours! What's up??"

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To: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-19-2016 19:16:01 PST Subject: Hey...

Hey, Pacifica

It's Mabel Pines.

Just wondering how you're doing lately, and I'd like to remind you that you owe me a favor.

XoXo Mabel - To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf             From: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf Date: 09-19-2016 19:58:21 PST Subject: Re: Hey...

Wow. Really?

-PNW

Sent from my Fruitphone

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To: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-19-2016 20:05:14 PST Subject: Re: Hey...

Yes, really!!

XoXo Mabel

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To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf             From: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf Date: 09-19-2016 20:14:38 PST Subject: Re: Hey...

I'm fine, thanks. A year from now I'll be settling in at the Ivy Junket school of my choice, and if I manage to get all A's daddy said he'll let me choose a species to knock off the critically endangered list. I'm thinking bonobos, I hate their noses.

What do YOU want from me? Other than my money and attention?

-PNW

Sent from my Fruitphone

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To: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-19-2016 20:19:32 PST Subject: Re: Hey...

Bonobos! Sounds ... great!

Have you seen my brother at all lately? If not, can you try and get a look at him?

XoXo Mabel

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To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf             From: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf Date: 09-19-2016 20:26:38 PST Subject: Re: Hey

No.

Why?

-PNW

Sent from my Fruitphone

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To: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-19-2016 20:30:31 PST Subject: Re: Hey...

I just ... want you to check for anything weird!!

XoXo Mabel

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To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf             From: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf Date: 09-19-2016 20:38:21 PST Subject: Re: Hey

A 17-year-old boy cloistered away in the woods with an eccentric old man that never leaves the house? Nothing weird there. Sounds perfectly normal, actually, especially for you Pines freaks.

You're going to have to be more specific.

-PNW

Sent from my Fruitphone

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To: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-19-2016 20:43:59 PST Subject: Re: Hey...

I really can't be more specific at the moment. He writes to me, but some of the things he's been putting in his letters lately have me pretty worried. I just want to get some eyes on him to make sure he's okay. If you manage to run into him in town, could you try and snap a picture and send it to me? Also: Have you heard any weird whispering from the woods? Seen anything unusual? I mean, unusual for Gravity Falls.

XoXo Mabel

- To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf             From: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf Date: 09-19-2016 20:50:19 PST Subject: Re: Hey I can TRY and get a picture of him??? We don't exactly make a habit of crossing paths, but sometimes I see him out driving. IF I manage to see him I will ATTEMPT to take a picture, but I'm not going out of my way to get it done.

No, no whispers or anything. At least not that I've noticed. I don't tend to make a habit of going near the woods. Don't like the scene, you know? The town seems a bit dour lately, if that counts for anything. Just an icky sort of ... yuck, that's all over the place. Really harshing the homecoming vibes this year. BTW, can you please tell Grenda that if she submits 'Lycan Lovers' as her idea for prom theme one more time that I'm going to have her drawn and quartered? She won't take my calls, for some reason.

-PNW

Sent from my Fruitphone.

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To: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-19-2016 20:52:31 PST Subject: Re: Hey...

Thank you!!!!

And yeah. I'll tell her.

XoXo Mabel

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To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf From: gigglewiggle@gotmail.co.gf Date: 09-21-2016 16:48:54 PST Subject: questionnnnnn ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )

what color is the werewolf steven's fur??? you never say in the text. i want to make him green, if it is up to me. (๑>؂•̀๑)

btw btw

this one was SO good. you and grenda are so talented. (๑>◡<๑)

-can

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To: gigglewiggle@gotmail.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-21-2016 22:01:28 Subject: Re: questionnnnnn ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )

Omg I think green would be amazing, actually. Go with that!

Thanks for the compliment, I've been putting a lot into my writing lately. It's pretty much the only outlet I have, lol.

BTW, have you seen Dipper around town at all?

XoXo Mabel

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To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf From: gigglewiggle@gotmail.co.gf Date: 09-22-2016 16:30:21 PST Subject: Re: questionnnnnn ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )

green it is!!! hehehehehehe

i did not see him recently, no. i did see him over the summer. i made a sketch of what that looked like. (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

-can

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To: gigglewiggle@gotmail.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-23-2016 17:22:08 PST Subject: Re: questionnnnnn ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )

I've seen him since the summer, so this isn't really helpful. It's also unhelpful for other reasons.

Can.

Can?

IS THAT AN ORE NO PIKU SCREENCAP REDRAW???

XoXo Mabel

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To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf From: gigglewiggle@gotmail.co.gf Date: 09-24-2016 16:10:13 PST Subject: Re: questionnnnnn ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )

ohohohohohohoho miss mabel (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶), i don't know what you mean? (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

how do you know what that is?  Don’t you try and goody proctor me! (¬`‸´¬)

-can

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To: gigglewiggle@gotmail.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-24-2016 22:51:08 PST Subject: Re: questionnnnnn ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )

Firstly, never mind. Secondly, I'm begging you not to send me the colored version if you do it. Thirdly, how's that werewolf coming along?

...Also, if you see Dipper in town, try and get a close look at him? I'm not sure he's okay. I'm getting worried about him.

XoXo Mabel

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To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf From: gigglewiggle@gotmail.co.gf Date: 09-25-2016 18:52:49 PST Subject: Re: questionnnnnn ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )

will do! i will be looking for him harder than usual. ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

and here is the latest version of the illustration. ( > 〰 < )♡

-can

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To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf             From: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf Date: 09-27-2016 17:01:13 PST Subject: As you asked...

So, I was trying to take some selfies for Gramsta by the 24-7-365, when guess who I spotted in the parking lot?

Sorry for the filter; I wanted to get the picture as quickly as possible and did NOT want to be like ... obvious about it. I tried to send it in the parking lot but I couldn't get it to go through, so I did it as soon as I got to my home wi-fi.

IMO he's looking a little stressed out. I remember him looking that way most of the time? But it's particularly noticeable; like he's having a reeeeally bad day. The bags under his eyes say he's not sleeping great, either.

That means he's fine, right?

-PNW

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To: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-27-2016 17:45:20 PST Subject: Re: As you asked...

I don't really think so. Thank you for doing this for me.

XoXo Mabel

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To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf             From: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf Date: 09-27-2016 18:10:38 PST Subject: Re: As you asked...

It wasn't any trouble, really.

What do you think is wrong with him?

-PNW

Sent from my Fruitphone

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To: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-27-2016 18:17:22 PST Subject: Re: As you asked...

I don't know.

XoXo Mabel

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To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf             From: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf Date: 09-27-2016 18:25:38 PST Subject: Re: As you asked...

Are you like, gonna try and find out?

-PNW

Sent from my Fruitphone

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To: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-27-2016 18:28:22 PST Subject: Re: As you asked...

I don't know!

XoXo Mabel

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To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf             From: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf Date: 09-27-2016 18:36:03 PST Subject: Re: As you asked...

Well, if you figure anything out, maybe let me know. Or don't, do whatever you want.

-PNW

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To: 2rich2furious@northwest.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-27-2016 18:38:49 PST Subject: Re: As you asked...

I will.

XoXo Mabel

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To: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf From: boycrazyyyyyyyyyy@gotmail.co.gf Date: 09-28-2016 22:55:31 PST Subject: What's Up With Lady Maybelle

((OOC: Candy sent me the updated art and MAN!!! She really knows how to capture the moment. You hadn't sent a new start post so I'm taking initiative. Princess Grenade doesn't want to leave her most treasured friend hanging!!!!))

Princess Grenade walked arm and arm with the Lady Maybelle through the woods. When they were together, nothing could harm them. Their friendship was stronger than any bond, could endure any test, and was the safest place for any and all secrets. The envy of everyone in the land, the equal of none.

"So what's up, Lady Maybelle?" Grenade asked, "You seem really upset. Is everything alright? Obviously not, so, tell me what's not right! Let's make it right!"

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To: boycrazyyyyyyyyyy@gotmail.co.gf From: mabel@mysteryshack.co.gf Date: 09-30-2016  02:13:21 PST Subject: Re: What's Up With Lady Maybelle ((OOC: I had almost forgotten, thank you for sending this starter!!))

Lady Maybelle was quiet for a long time, focusing on the sound that her and the princess' footsteps made on the leaves of the forest floor. There was so much to say, where did she even begin?

"It's really complicated." she finally breathed, "...But it concerns Sir Ursa. I don't see him very much since he opted to stay and train with that shady wizard, and the letters he's been sending me lately have been keeping me up at night. The thing is, there's nothing overtly ... wrong ... with the letters, they're just ... not right. He's not right, and I don't know what to do. I'm worried that something terrible is happening to him, and I'm powerless to stop it."

- TBC in Obsequium Part II!!

[littlebouncybunnie]

CAN I HAVE A CAREGIVER FORD HEADCANNONS PEASEEEEE

-🍄

Absolutely, Friend :3

Caregiver Ford Pines Headcanons

The most he'll let you see are fairies, gnomes, and occasionally unicorns (from a distance because he doesn't get along with them)

He doesn't take his kiddo on monster hunts, but he will take you on a walk in the woods with him to look for bugs, birds, or plants. If you're not into any of those, then maybe he just takes outside on a walk with him, but you gotta hold his hand so you don't get lost

He strikes me as the kind of Caregiver to water down your juice so you take in more water and a little less sugar (boooo /j)

He keeps a cabinet full of just stuff for you, like sippy cups, pacifiers, blankets, toys, movies, etc. The same day he found out you were a regressor, he did his research, and went out and bought a bunch if stuff just for you because he wanted you to be comfortable

He absolutely holds you in his lap if he's working and can't play at the moment. He'll just work around you

Unfortunately you're not allowed in the lab in the basement, it's too dangerous. He tries his best to stay upstairs with you, but if he has to, he'll get Stan to babysit for an hour or two, but he comes back as soon as he can (don't worry, Stan adores you)

With anyone else he's insecure about his hands, but you get the special privilege of being allowed to play with his fingers as long as you're gentle

He lets you wear his trench coat :3

He reads out loud to you! Whatever book you want, he'll read to you. He starts off not doing the voices at first, but the more he reads, the more he gets into it and he starts getting into character

He will make sure you eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He may even feed you himself, depending on how young you are

He'll prepare snacks for you :) He'll cut up bananas, strawberries, apple slices, etc. Most of your snacks are fruits or vegetables, it's usually Stan that sneaks you sweets

You get lots of cheek and forehead kisses, he's very affectionate

He sits with you until you fall asleep, then he'll turn on your night light <3

With how extra he made the Journals, he's definitely an arts and crafts person. This applies not only to doing arts and crafts with you, but he also hand sewed a plushy just for you that matches your favorite creature out of his journal

You get nicknames like munchkin, gremlin, troll (if you're a mischievous kiddo), prince/ princess, or sweetheart

He carries you around on his hip if you're young enough, but if you're a toddler/ middle regressor, he'll hold your hand

He absolutely will play pretend with you. With how much he got into DD&MD he definitely has a wonderful imagination and he'll make the game fun no matter what. He always gets into character

If you're having a rough day, he'll sit and rock you in his lap, speaking quietly and gently until you're feeling better or fallen asleep

For Neurodivergent or easily overstimulated kiddos, he's almost always got headphones and a fidget toy on hand. He's always prepared <3

[agerefandom]

(For the "ABC game")

Hm... How about... Stanley Pines from Gravity Falls? I know most people would usually see Dipper and Mabel as Regressors (and it's really cute, no arguing there), but Stan is my favorite character and older regressors need representation too!

Yesss!!! Anon I couldn't agree more, Stan is such an age regressor and older regressors are incredibly valid and deserve more rep!! I did write a headcanon set specially for Stanley last year, but I'm excited to write more about him.

Thank you for the follow-up message with letter prompts! When people don't specify letters, I'm just doing an acrostic of the name (Stan would be S, T, A, and N) but I'm glad that you told me what you were most interested in hearing about ^-^

(abc headcanon game)

Baby- Do they have any nicknames that people give them while regressed?

Stan likes the classic boyhood names: sport, buddy, big guy/little guy (both are nice)

Caregiver- Do they have a caregiver? Do they want one?

Stan has never had a caregiver before, and he's never really wanted one: if he's being honest with himself, he feels like he's already disappointed enough family members, why add more? But I think that after reuniting with his brother and they do some travelling together, he might come to trust Ford with that side of himself.

Difference- What changes about them from being their usual self to regressed self?

Stan is usually pretty hard to impress, but as a regressor he's enthusiastic about toys, swimming, rubber ducks, and theme songs. He's also less bound to his adult routines, where he tends to get up at the same time, eat the same food, and visit the same places.

Gear- Do they have any regression gear?

Stan splurged on a stuffed bear with a big sweater that he really loves. He takes stim toys from the lost and found or from the shop itself (he really likes the cryptid snowglobes). He has a VHS box set of the Land Before Time. Nothing from his actual childhood: he didn't take anything nostalgic when he left.

Involuntary- Is their age regression through choice?

Not usually. He can sometimes choose whether to force himself out of it, when he wakes up feeling regressed, but sometimes it's too much work to get out of it.

Object- Do they have a comfort item while regressed?

His bear! With the sweater. They have matching sweaters. It's adorable.

Relationship- Do their partners or friends know about their regression? Are they supportive?

Ford had the slightest idea about it when he and Stan were teens, but he mostly brushed it off thinking that it was Stan being goofy. I don't think he's really opened up to anyone about it since then.

Yuck- Is there any part of their regression that they don't like or feel embarrassed about?

Stan used to really hate crying when he regressed, but as he's gotten older he's come around to the whole business. He does sometimes hurt his knees while playing with trucks though!

[skelebun--adventures]

Pinned Post / Intro

Moved over from Insta, Just wishing to share my art without AI bs or it getting taken down for stupid ass reasons

-Basic Info-

Name: Bonnie, Bon, Bunny, Bun, B

Age: 19

Birthday: 8/10

Feminine Presenting GNC NonBinary Trans Masc Demi Boy

They/It/He

Bisexual + Polyamorus + NeroDivergent

24/7 Fluid Little & Middle

ABDL / Diaper Lover

Pro Kink & ProFiction

Kink Lifestyle with 24/7 Dynamics

In a relationship with IRL partner and F/Os

IRL Partner is my Caregiver & Dom

-Do Not Interact-

I block freely, don't take it personally

Minors/Minors in Kink/Ageless Accs

Agere/Petre/Dreamre/NonCommunity/SFW Littles

AntiShippers/AntiProShip/ProHarassment

Pro Harmful Contact/No Consent Paras + MAPs

Anti Kink + Anti Ageplay/DD/MD x LG/LB

Think kink is only sexual or that it can be SFW

Against sexual littles

If I go against your DNI

Generally hateful people

-Other Info-

Do not repost my personal art or content that I create

I do not mind sharing F/Os, I try to check other ppl but its on you to block me if you mind

I cope with C-PTSD threw taboo fiction and kinks

-My F/Os-

Cartman (South Park)

Alastor (Habzin Hotel)

Rosie (Hazbin Hotel)

Lucifer (Hazbin Hotel)

Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)

Stan Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Bender (Futurama)

Monty (FNAF SB)

Freddy (FNAF SB)

Sun (FNAF SB)

Moon (FNAF SB)

Tom Nook (Animal Crossing)

Pete (Human Resources)

Jeff the Killer (Creepypasta)

-My Other Accounts-

@xxbon-bunnyxx

@SubbyLittleSelfShips

@KinkySelfShipUserboxes

@cartmansbunnyboyfriend

[subbylittleselfships]

Pinned Post / Intro

Kinky & Subby Little + SelfShipper

I will make content for your selfship!

-Type of Posts-

Moodboards

Stimboards

Little Space Art

SelfShip Art

Art Requests

SelfShip Activities

LittleSpace Activities

General Positivity

SelfShip Journal Prompts

LittleSpace Journal Prompts

Reblog Games

Ask Games

LittleSpace Resources

Paci Edit

Caregiver Headcanons

LittleSpace Headcanons

Kink Headcanons

Relationship Headcanons

___ is Proshipper/Caregiver/Little/Dom/Sub/Switch

Stickers

Emojis

-Do Not Interact-

I block freely, don't take it personally

Minors/Minors in Kink/Ageless Accs

Agere/Petre/Dreamre/NonCommunity/SFW Littles

AntiShippers/AntiProShip/ProHarassment

Pro Harmful Contact/No Consent Paras + MAPs

Anti Kink + Anti Ageplay/DD/MD x LG/LB

Think kink is only sexual or that it can be SFW

Against sexual littles

If I go against your DNI

Generally hateful people

-Admin Info-

Name: Bonnie, Bon, Bunny, Bun, B

Age: 19

Birthday: 8/10

Feminine Presenting GNC NonBinary Trans Masc Demi Boy

They/It/He

Bisexual + Polyamorus + NeroDivergent

24/7 Fluid Little & Middle

ABDL / Diaper Lover

Pro Kink & ProFiction

Kink Lifestyle with 24/7 Dynamics

In a relationship with IRL partner and F/Os

IRL Partner is my Caregiver & Dom

-My F/Os- (I love sharing, its on you to block if you dont want to)

Cartman (South Park)

Alastor (Habzin Hotel)

Rosie (Hazbin Hotel)

Lucifer (Hazbin Hotel)

Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)

Stan Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Bender (Futurama)

Monty (FNAF SB)

Freddy (FNAF SB)

Sun (FNAF SB)

Moon (FNAF SB)

Tom Nook (Animal Crossing)

Pete (Human Resources)

Jeff the Killer (Creepypasta)

-My Other Accounts-

Main: @Skelebun--Adventures

@xXBon-BunnyXx

@KinkySelfShipUserboxes

@CartmansBunnyBoyfriend

[jellybeanium124]

Reginald Hargreeves as Stan Pines

(Obviously Stan Pines is beautiful and fantastic and a great caregiver, this is for the memes only)

Reginald adopting new kids in the Sparrow timeline to avoid responsibility for the Umbrellas:

Reggie when Vanya broke his monocle:

Reggie about to wreck shit on the majestic 12:

Reggie building a robot version of his ex to raise his children:

Reggie deciding to kill the president:*

(*author’s note: is anecdotal evidence based on the testimony of one Diego Hargreeves, known to have been recently hospitalized in a mental institution)

Reggie brainwashing and drugging up one of his own children because he’s too much of a pissbaby to deal with her powers:

[earako]

More Parentified!Pines au thoughts

I think around 14-15ish is when the Stan twins start to get caregiver burnout and when Ford wanted to find an identity outside of just 'the stan twin'

I imagine it starts sort off slow, Ford starts wanting to do more stuff on his own or he'll invite Shermie out when Stan's busy with something else.

Meanwhile Stan still tries to have their trio walks but Ford makes an excuse about studying so he can get a scholarship and make more money so that they no longer had to rely on Pa and Ma for an income and Ford would provide for all of them while working as a prominent, well respected scientist.

But Stan also starts to argue that Shermie is growing up and he won't be this little forever, Ford. And while part of that is true Stan is also scared of the day Shermie starts to pull away like Ford.

The night Stan gets kicked out Shermie is tugging on Ford's sweater asking for 'Lee Lee' and Ford, still angry and hurt, snaps at Shermie.

Shermie gets scared, Ford instantly feels bad cause he was -always- one of Shermie's safe people and he leans down to ruffle his hair going "Lee Lee did something very very bad and Pa wants him to think about it."

Shermie doesn't undetstand, he's only eight years old, and he keeps asking for Lee Lee for the rest of the month only for Filbrick to finally snap at him one day.

Caryn steps in, threatens make a scene with her wailing outside about Filbrick being an abusive husband, and Filbrick keeps yelling until Caryn runs out the door and starts to yell.

He eventually snaps his mouth shut, grumbles for Ford to grab his mother, then stomps to his room.

Stan's name becomes taboo, Ford leaves for Backupsmore the month after, Caryn keeps Shermie far away from Filbrick, going so far as to have him stay at her aunts house for a week, then when she sees news on Stans death she wordlessy packs a bag for her and Shermie and leaves.

On Stans end he wants to go back so badly, especially for Shermie but knows Pa won't let him back in easily so he spends all his time trying to make it big.

And through all his frustrations, no matter how hard things get, Stan wants to make it up to his family.

But, as is the case with a lot of parentified kids, the Stan twins sorta revert to more 'childish' tempers, they always feel the need to defend or justify themselves even if they're just being asked a genuine question.

And that quick temper keeps getting them in trouble.