#Cannon? Probably

[1ruby-sapphire]

[himulrai]

previous one went stratospheric so this came about lmao??

part 3 is now up!

[fireflysugarpie]

I think it would be funny if Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu decided to get married, not for tax purposes per se, but for marriage/sex curse immunity. secretly, of course ;)

why would they do this, you may ask? why wouldn't they? excluding aphrodisiacs, there are plenty of curses and/or magical objects just laying around the SVSSS world just waiting for an unsuspecting Peak Lord to trip over them. And since Shen Qingqiu has decided to travel to see all the worldbuilding and cool flora/fauna he missed out on in the original PIDW, he's dragging Shang Qinghua along with him for the ride. Of course, they would need protection against the more serious afflictions they could catch or be caught by, and getting married was the perfectly logical solution!

and if they ended up getting sex-pollened and needed to rail each other anyway? if they both said no-homo after, then it didn't count! and if they had started to sleep in the same bed and woke up in each other's arms, that's because it's cheaper than getting separate rooms! Who cared that Shang Qinghua started to sleep over at Shen Qingqiu's peak when they were both back at the sect? And brought him gifts and food? And that he reciprocated? They were obviously just hanging out as friends.

And friends are supposed to be affectionate and show care towards each other! They're the only transmigrators in this world, so they need to stick together! Watching the other jerk off can be a bonding activity, you know!

And if Shen Qingqiu noticed one day that they stopped saying no-homo? They already know they aren't gay, so it would be redundant to keep saying it. Carding your fingers through your fake (real) husband's hair while he lays in your lap and complains about the merchant's trying to weasel out of a deal with the sect is completely straight behavior!

[civetside]

When I was thinking about my own headcanons for TLT, I realized that as the only other surviving "child", Ortus as the "older brother" probably had to keep the feral lesbians from killing each other with their teeth.

And of course being encouraged in his poetry by (probably) Gideon, to piss off Harrow.

(I just like how the three surviving children are two feral lesbians, and a mucusy poet.)

[theshamelessselfinsert]

*Papyrus’ voice barely registers in my mind as Sans and I have our own goals in mind to focus on together…

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even if someone has never been on the surface, unhinging your jaw to catch rain water is just instinct

[sircarrieart]

A doodle and lore dumb for the lamb and goat!! (Btw this is all subject to change once I actually start my 2nd play through)

So in my little headcannon the goat and lamb are still mirror images of each other with the same build and height but are very very different personalities wise.

My lamb’s much milder then the goat and even though he’s good at fighting he only does so when he need to (as in he only goes into the dungeons when it’s necessary for quests and such). He leads his cult with a kind and gentle hand, and mainly focuses on maintaining his base and caring for his followers post game. His flock absolutely adore him and aren’t afraid to come up and talk to him or just hang out with him.

The goat on the other hand is a loud mouth and a bit meaner than the lamb. Sure he cares for his flock but he’s not quick to give them gifts or do anything special for them like the lamb is. His cult lowkey fears him but also admire his strength and determination. When it comes to fighting he’s all for it, even continuing to go through the dungeons and purgatory in the post game even when he doesn’t really need to. At this point it’s just a fun pass time.

Now on to their Narinders!

They’re also sort of mirror images with the goat’s narinder (who I’m gonna call Indy) being somewhat kinder than the lamb’s. He’s also fucking hugeeee since after the goat defeats the bishops and frees Indy instead of demanding his crown back he thanks the goat and acknowledges his hardwork, letting him keep the crown and the cult. The goat offers him a place at his side instead of as a follower which allows Indy to keep some of his power and his size.

The lamb’s Narinder is pretty close to the cannon Narinder personality wise and keeps up his grumpiness even after forgiving the lamb. He and the lamb do end up together but Narinder swears he’s only indulging the lamb in hopes of gaining his trust and eventually over throwing him (he’s lying. He’s just not used to someone being so sweet to him anymore) (also I really wanted to mention that the reason he’s in a pink picnic attire is bc the lamb he should wear something pretty bc he thinks he’s pretty. (The meta reason is bc I thought it was hilarious and he’s currently wearing it in my game lol)

[s1eepyfr0g]

theyre so frenemies coded

[aipurjopa]

nuclear cannons / making amends / getting closure

I miss them

[trekkie-polls]

For bonus points - are they good or are they terrible? Is this comedy or is it art?

[playtheshadw]

“If you can still save your love — if you still can loop days bygone…”

[arushofbulletstothehead]

Guys who are most likely dead in canon

[local-diavolo-anon]

as said, i watched one punch man again, and remembered why i liked saigenos as a ship, so have a pretty genos, and a story in 3 parts

[dvcky-duck]

more Frowning Friends doodles :P

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Bruce Wayne Says ‘Never Too Old For Uppies’

Darling billionaire and former Gotham heartthrob turn DILF Bruce Wayne was spotted at his latest Gala wearing the latest season’s top designer suit.

This is of its self wasn’t surprising but the scene that unfolded sure was!

Now it isn’t a surprise for anyone who has been keeping track of the posts and polls about the most attractive men in America that Mr. Winner of 3 years in a row is quite ripped under all those layers he usually wears and when asked why he exercises to such a degree that it could rival the big bat, Mr. Wayne seemed to fumble for a bit before responding with a dazzling smile that he does so that he could carry all of his children.

Another reporter made comment about how all of his children were well past the age of being picked up.

Mr. Wayne proceed to state quite seriously to the reporter,

“They’re never too old for uppies.”

Apparently Mr. Wayne’s two eldest sons had heard their father’s statement as they shared a look before taking a running leap towards their dad with Dick Grayson Wayne bellowing “uppies!” In response.

Mr. Wayne, despite his well known clumsiness, caught both of his sons with a spin before calmly stating to the reporters that he had guests to talk to and then walked away with one boy sitting on each hip.

And let us remind our readers that neither men Mr. Wayne caught weigh less than an estimated 170 lbs!

The rest of the gala had our reporters spotting Mr. Wayne carrying his various children in various ways.

Message was well received, Kids are never too old for uppies, just too heavy!

But nothing less can be expected from the dad of the year.

Though, he may have competition here in Gotham, as eye witnesses have stated that they had seen our own Big Bat taking after our resident rich man.

But who can say? Maybe the two have a closer relationship than we know.

It had been stated that both Bruce Wayne and Batman have a similar physique to each-other with Batman being just slightly larger in size.

Maybe they share a workout routine?

We can only speculate.

What we can be sure of, is that Bruce loves his kids and would be willing to do anything to make them smile.

As always I am Vicky Vale.

*there are two photos shown along with the article. One of Bruce Wayne carting a staggering number of his children. With Cassandra and Damian Wayne on his shoulders, Dick Grayson Wayne and Jason Todd under each arm and Tim Drake Wayne clinging onto his front like a koala. It is noted that Duke Thomas is to the side seemingly recording the entire scene.

The second photo is of Batman with an annoyed Red Hood slung over his shoulder, trying to get loose.”

[fuzy-i]

Solarians as semi realistic cats part 2 :

[kit-the-gaygent]

Lucifer created his own rose bush right ... did he do it by cross pollination/breeding roses or did he use magic?

Because in one hand, aww cute Luci likes roses and made his own out of his magic.

Or the other hand

Lucifer is a huge fucking plant nerd and loves gardening and is a plant dad/mom and that is even fucking cuter