#CROSSOVER EDITION

[moirindeclermont]

Polin crossovers edition,

basically...In which fictional universe would you like to see Colin and Penelope?

I'll give you some but I want to hear yours too. Shall we begin?

The Mummy

She is a smart and beautiful librarian, he is a scoundrel with a heart of gold. The banter. The fights. They could kiss near a pyramid and kill mummies together. Now I want Nic and Luke to star in a remake. If someone wants to write the alternative universe, tag me please.

The Addams Family

They don't even need to be Gomez and Morticia, they could be some relatives or Colin could be an acquired brother of Gomez. They would compete with each other on who spoil their respective wives most.

Dirty Dancing

Considering Polin and their thing with dancing, it would b something else indeed. Also, Dirty Dancing has some of the most beautiful intimacy scene... Perfect for them.

Ever After

Best Cinderella movie, no I won't take criticism at this time. They would fit so well! And I'd love to see the part where Pen takes away Colin by putting him on her back.

The little mermaid

Of course... That would be something just to hear Pen sing. Also it's one of my favorite Disney movie paired with Beauty and the beast, also perfect for them.

[bluerose5]

Since I'm slowly but surely getting through the game and probably will wait til I get Astarion's full story before I write any fic, some starter thoughts on if he and Zevran met. Probably set within the context of BG3 because I feel like it's a more flexible setting to work with than DA.

Zevran still having pretty much his same background, working for an assassin's guild called the Crows. Maybe a powerful enemy of Cazador's knows not entirely of the ritual but that he believes Astarion is key to something. Puts out a contract. Most assassins aren't willing to anger the likes of Cazador or tbh they're in his pocket. Maybe there are even rumors that circulate in the shadows of his true nature. Either way, Zevran is the one that takes the contract for the same reasons as DAO. There's an ambush. Tav questions him. Tav recruits him. Astarion disapproves.

The expected sass and flirting occurs of course, but it soon turns into a situation of like recognizing like. They make it into an unsaid competition of sorts instead of taking any of it seriously, always trying to one-up the other. If any of the others complain, they both turn their words on them instead.

Zevran probably brings up their kills at first. When Astarion doesn't seem keen on opening up about what he did under Cazador, Zevran asks him about what he's done instead during his time adventuring, which he is more open to bragging about. Surprise, the two of them bond over tales of murders they've committed while the others listen in, some more disturbed than others by their flippant approach.

Yes, yes, have to bring up lockpicking! Zevran trying to show off on some tiny, little chest that's easy to pick. Meanwhile, Astarion is over here going, "Watch this." and picking every door and chest in sight. Zevran acts disgruntled but highly approves.

Likewise, any time they're in a populated area, they make a game out of it to see who can pickpocket/steal the most valuable items by the end of the trip. Tav is not amused if this ends up, on the rare occasion, alerting the guards and landing them in jail. Good thing they'd be more than happy to lead the jailbreak.

Any time they head out, both of them try to guess where the other has concealed any daggers. They switch up how many and where they keep them each time.

The first time Zevran happens to see Astarion's back —clearly he doesn't let just everyone see it or linger on it at least— rather than draw too much attention to it, Zevran probably makes light of it, says it's quite a display, and then draws attention to his own scars to make Astarion feel more at ease. Welcomes it when Astarion asks questions until they're both exchanging stories again, although their smiles are more wistful than joyous when they recount the torture they've endured at their masters' hands.

No, I'm not avoiding the obvious. Sex? Yeah, they probably had sex early on, but the instant Astarion grows distant, I could see Zevran withdrawing as well. Neither of them are stupid. Both of them are more perceptive than people give them credit for. That first time, honestly, probably felt "tainted" for both of them after the fact. They don't bring it up for a while really.

On another, similar note, the instant one of them brings up using sex or their body as a tool, all of it suddenly clicks. It's essentially the spiderman meme.

The pure frustration that comes up when the other calls them out on their bullshit because they know best when one of them is putting on airs rather than speaking his mind.

Whether Zevran lets Astarion drink from him or not, I'd say probably so. In the beginning, it happens only if there was something in it for Zevran to gain from the exchange. Later, he would be more open to it when he trusts Astarion, although he'd joke that he'd prefer it after a little charming and wooing.

I honestly could see them having a strong bond, romantic or platonic. Either one could work in my opinion. It, like any relationship, would just take a lot of work and effort on both ends. Both of them learning to simply exist with someone who understands them more than anyone else...

Seriously, think about them being comfortable around each other and getting all the hugs, cuddles, and kisses they can ask for. Need I say more?

[jemmalynette]

Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you. Barbie (2023) / Fight Club (1999)

[crystalbeastsquidney]

Halloween at the x mansion but it’s just everyone wearing starfleet uniforms. Charles does Not think it’s funny.

Bonus:

[nooooough]

[plaguedpriest]

just updated hades ii and this new npc just dropped hello ??

[hellspawnmotel]

I can't think of a nutcracker pun

[wcspriter]

Going through things to upload in my queue and forgot I had these edits from one of @akanemnon's Twin Runes pages from a long while back. I debated for a bit on whether this is something I'd throw up or not because of Kris' scar not being very visible from the angle used. Decided to share the edit since I was more interested on what Kris' appearance would be without the shade over their face.

[vanmarkus]

9-1-1 • S1E01 || 9-1-1:LS • S2E03 || 9-1-1 • S6E11 ↳ how it started vs. how it's going

[paintedcrows]

Some Fords! (and Martin K Blackwood is also there)

[cozylittleartblog]

Columbo and the Knight (1984)

put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.

Autism W!

[r3ynah]

Oh hey, forgot about you..

Imagine Danny(still alive and living in amity park) in a very on and off anonymous relationship online, and him ranting to Sam and Tucker on how he loves the online person who's name is Jason (this was before the joker incident) so much, even though Jason often forgets to text him back or even see his messages for three days after Danny texts him(Tucker offered to look deeper to why Jason ghosts Danny so often, but danny just waves it off and stops Sam and Tucker from doing anything more chaotic and destructive.)

Anyways Danny just decides to ghost(hah) him back as payback(petty he knows but it's what he deserved Danny thought) and they just didn't talk for like a whole year, because the both of them have egos bigger than there bodies can handle or they just forget that they even had formed this relationship somehow.

I don't know who did it, but timeskip to both accidents, one of them certainly in the most nonchalant way (and probably high from blood loss) texted the other party:

"I just died not a good experience -10/10 would not recommend."

and the other person just replying with:

"Oh cool, same."

And that's how there old distinguished love, burned once again.

[snobgoblin]

happy new year! 🎊

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy Halloween! 🧼🥩🎃

[beluza]

"You're getting an apple."

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🎃 happy halloween 🎃

[ghostbsuter]

Robin¹ aka Nightwing had Batgirl... (the ginger one), then Robin³ had his own (The blond), and then the blond Batgirl (he's pretty sure she was a Robin too?) became spoiler–

The dark shadows, Danny swears, that was a Batgirl too, she goes by BlackBat now tho, had a major upgrade and everything!

But, Danny nods, the current Robin doesn't have a Bat partner.

And he did say he wouldn't be Phanton anymore. No hero (or at least solo) and...

Would Sam really be mad if he got himself the Bat title and kicked ass with Robin?

(It would be fair, Robin saved Cujo's life. That's the rule of ghosts, give back what was given. He saved Cujo's afterlife, so Danny as Cujo's behalf will make sure Robin does not die.)