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spiralstereo · 1 year ago

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everyone say happy birthday

#pokemon #pkmn #colress #colress achroma #pokemon colress #its his birthday!!!#hes 30 now #you're old now colress #COUGH I MEAN #CONNOR HARRIS #anyways ghetsis's birthday is the next important event #its april fools day to ME

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lotus-pear · 2 years ago

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clowns in court

#i haven't played genshin in four months so lmk if this is accurate #bro i forgot how much pain it causes me to draw genshin outfits there’s so many stupid details #this is all from memory btw so idk if it's accurate i was just looking at past drawings to double check outfits💀#anyway it was so fun seeing chuuya COUGH i mean childe!! in fontaine!! my fav ginger <33 #genshin #genshin impact #lumine genshin impact #lumine #childe genshin impact #childe #furina #focalors #fontaine #chilumi #lotus draws

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mikkeneko · 2 years ago

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PSA to fan creators who don't have a lot of regular contact with children: They are almost always bigger than you think. A 1-year-old baby may already be walking. A toddler is likely already hip-high. A 10-year-old may already be taller than at least one of their parents. A 14/15 year old may already have reached their adult height.

#this is by no means a complaint re artists I am just always tickled #when people draw LWJ or WWX with A-Yuan #and he's the size of like... a cat in their arms #TV and movies do not help this misperception #they will cast small adults as teens and use camera tricks to make kids look smaller than they are #(cough michael j fox cough)#mikke's greatest hits (unfortunately)

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danger-bird · 3 months ago

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POV: You just got handled by Ais, and now someone's coming 👀

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ps: I wasn't there when it happened, ask @sparrowsupportgroup - it was their bday party and they saw everything!

#u decide what “handled” means #and who's.. coming #*cough*#its probably Leander #his spidey senses tingle when ur having fun w/o him #*plops my bird butt on ur screen* hi im back what did i miss :D #also HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the BIRTHDAY BIRD!!!!#go give them a birthday smoochie #go go go #ais #ais touchstarved #touchstarved ais #touchstarved fanart #touchstarved art #touchstarved #touchstarved game #bird arting𓅪 #this is about as 'horny' as my “horny art” goes lmao

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rendevok · 1 year ago

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“Promise” - a nrmts + trucy comic

This comic is for @metaphorical-goblin for the Nrmts creators server art/fic trade!

#narumitsu #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #trucy wright #7yg #once again telling everyone to go join the server bc it’s fun there!!!!#HUUUUUGGGEEEEE shoutout to willow for having a huge brain and for being such a wonderful trade partner! it was an honor to work with you <3 #i love seeing edgeworth and trucy together….#trucy be like ‘this performance SUCKS. BOOOOOOO :tomato::tomato:tomato:’#i saw it was sicktember and tbh i laughed because i didn’t even mean to do this… i’d been planning it since august so JHLKSDJF #anyway *baby coughs on phoenix*#beanix #fan art #fan comic #aa #rendevok

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puppetmaster13u · 11 months ago

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Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…”

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…”

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-”

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Alfred is Clockwork #AndCW having adopted Danny means Danny gets to meet his new big brother from another timeline #Bruce (Once Alfred confirms) is absolutely attached within moments #Autistic bois unite & talk for hours about hyperfixations #Clark has had time to make an entire homemade pie at this point #No Danny isn’t ghost king nor is Clockwork Cronus #Bruce: I have only had a baby brother for 5 hours but if anything happens to him I will let my kids break all the rules & kill everyone her #Signal: Yeah definitely Alfred’s he glows like him and everything #The rest of the bats: Alfred does what now-#Danny with dozens of big star eyes to Bruce: How would you feel about sisters #Bruce holding 3 children & 1 young adult: I am big brother now #Alfred scathingly says that Someone in the family *cough Jazz cough* will at least finish college & get their degree #Sometimes CW enjoys turning off his future-vision and vibing as a mostly-mortal #And Gotham is an old war buddy of his (Yes Gotham is the city equivalent of an Ancient) from the [Redacted] era of the Realms #And xer son & daughter are adorable- Bludhaven & Arkham love the vigilantes lots

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mofsblog · 16 days ago

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"This is some gay shit" Good. Silly. Fair enough. Doesn't inherently invalidate other interpretations of the relationship. Honestly yeah, it is kind of gay regardless of their canonical relationship status

"There's literally no platonic explanation for th-" WRONG!! KILLING YOU WITH AMATANORMATIVITY KILLING LOBSTERS 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞

#i like a good ship as much as the next guy. in fact im mostly a shipper but good lord this phrase pisses me off sometimes #especially when its a relationship that canonically is explicitly platonic to highlight the importance of platonic relationships. COUGH #malevolent #COUGH. <- i ship private eyes. i dont have an issue with it. i think its just when people phrase like that specifically that its a bit HHHH #uhm uhm uhhhh. slips.#jayvik #WOAH. how did that get there (obligatory: i literally ship them. again its just.. the phrasings kind of insanely dismissive of friendships)#amatanormativity #fandom critical #fandom discourse #txt #johnlock #<- AS IN LITERATURE. LIKE. LIKE NOT BBC SPECIFIC (BECAUSE THAT WAS A QUEERBAIT I'M AFRAID)#sashannarcy #<- theyre like. in a polycule to me but that doesnt mean their canonical friendship isnt worth celebrating #dare i say #bnha #mha #rwby #<- I SHIP BUMBLEBY THIS IS NOT ABOUT THEM #lord of the rings #<- again not the ships specifically thats the issue but its just the implication that a romantic reading is like inherently superior #to a platonic one #this isnt even a critique of shipping. i think shippings fine as long as youre willing to acknowledge its not inherently canon (and doesn't #have to be) and dont invalidate or devalue non romantic interpretations

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lucabyte · 5 months ago

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Different standards

#didnt mean to do this one in quote unquote colour but it wasnt legible without it so. heres a treat i suppose #isat #isat spoilers #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #isat fanart #isat loop #isat bonnie #lucabyteart #coughs up a lung. anyway. ramble time as per usual. this is what i was warming up for btw in case it wasnt obvious #besides being another entry in the 'letting bonnie read loop for filth on accident' series. this is mostly self indulgent musings on #headcanons (and i will just use that word here.) ive previously rambled about in other tags and posts #namely: in the scenario that loop integrates into the party as a New Person for quite a while before The Truth Come Out. i feel they have #a decent chance at really scoring a slam dunk in becoming a guardian figure for bonnie? loop's demeanor is already colder and a tiny #bit more level-headed than siffrin's in the way they seem to discuss bonnie with them. namely pointing out that bonnie #never really hated them. it seems to be one thing they're genuinely at peace with? they've seen by now the truth that bonnie #was just scared and upset. and likely now knows that what bonnie wants is to be treated with grown-up respect within reason. plus loop #already scores bonus points with bonnie since they didnt 1. fuck up bad like sif did in act 5 and 2. saved sif in the party's eyes #... but then when it turns out that this clean-slate relationship with a stranger was siffrin being deceitful? must have been odd.#bonnie seems to really dislike being lied to. the question is whether they'd see it that way? would they feel betrayed there?#anyway. this is set after all those emotions are at least settled some. loop able to be more physically affectionate... and yet #still not letting themselves be quite as close as they'd like perhaps. perhaps...#anyway translucent pyjamas because i dont care if you're comforting a crying child you've GOT to SERVE!!!#and also i feel like the party probably wouldn't let loop stay completely naked for that long. especially not post-reveal anyway

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taro-pdf · 20 days ago

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#id in alt text #meme #archive of our own #no i am always so concerned when it trends #what do you mean #has my wife come down with a cough?#is she ill?#is she DEAD???

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 1 year ago

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Halloween prompts year 2 day 29

Dont get him wrong, Danny had some big feelings about finding out his mom had cheated on his dad. He had even bigger feeling about the divorce and the whole shipping him off to live with his bio dad.

He wasn't going to lie. The new school was actually really nice and he had made friends quickly, though at first it was tough to weed out the ones who just wanted to get close to the Wayne family name and not him as a person. He didn't get to chat with Tucker and Sam a whole lot due to thier schedules but he and Jazz always made time for eachother.

His life had surprisingly taken a massive upturn. Vlad had been arrested soon after Danny warned the Waynes about him, making Danny believe either his dad it felt wierd calling him that but da-Jack made it perfectly clear he should never call him that was Batmans sugar daddy or somthing or maybe the Waynes got kidnapped so much that the bats bugged the whole place. Danny hoped not, he had done a whole karaoke thing with Jazz during thier video call the other night and he really didn't want anyone to hear thier shared cat screeching.

Jazz was super happy to learn Danny had joined the Volleyball team and Astronomy club. He used to play Volleyball in middle school and played defense a lot. He was even the best on the team but he stopped playing after one too many times of his parents forgetting to show up or causing a ruckus whenever they thought a ghost was nearby.

But it was better now

The portals were shut down by the bats. The GIW where expertly obliterated from existence. His parents are getting court mandated mental help. There are no more ghosts. No more ghost hunters.

And no need for Phantom

Danny doesn't think he's ever felt this free. He could go out to eat with friends with his way too big allowance that his...dad gives him and he didn't have to worry about having to ditch them to go fight a bad guy. He could eat dinner with a family who was a little awkward but surprisingly open to him and the food was delicious and didn't attack him. He could actually sleep at night and feel safe doing it. His siblings liked spending time with him and getting to learn anout him and thier "bonus sister" Jazz.

He had no reason to use his powers.

Until the grandfather clock he was walking past swung open like a door and he locked eyes with Nightwing coming out of it. They just stared at eachother before Danny just said, "I don't want to know which one your dating. Just know I have a bat and im willing to use it in the most ungodly of ways." And walked back to his room.

He wouldn't be a superhero, but he was willing to be a supervillian to protect his new family. Or in this case make sure Nightwing, a rumored playboy, knew better than to go breaking hearts in this household.

#halloween prompts #dpxdc #danny phantom #danny fenton #fanfiction prompts #prompts #nightwing #poor nightwing #imagine if danny thinks he found out who nightwing was supposedly dating and they were mad about something #probably something bruce did ngl #and danny tells Tim while theyre in the kitchen: brb i think Nightwing is cheating on Jason. Gotta go beat him up #and leaves Tim coughing after a bad spit take #im dying #so is tim #tim gets no explanation and is forced to stalk his new brother for answers. he instead finds out his new little brother has superpowers #even funnier if danny thinks Nightwing is dating Dick and fully expects Damian to be on his side for this.#danny might go full phantom supervillian to protect the waynes from the bats and the bats would have to reveal thier identities to him #danny: does...does this mean im grounded?

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deserteduo · 2 years ago

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big fan of their little interaction in the new episode

#grian #zedaph #hermitcraft #the big tiddy #i mean clean #cough cough

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demaparbat-hp · 2 months ago

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soooo… any news on the kyoshi warriors au?

The girls are fighting

#*cough*#That's Zuko actually #But you see what I mean #dema answers #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla fanart #atla art #prince zuko #kyoshi warriors #Kyoshi Warriors AU #Kyoshi Warrior Zuko #azula fanart #atla azula #princess azula #azula #zuko fanart #atla au #Kyoshi Warrior Ursa AU #Zuko looks weird because I don't tend to include his scar in lineart. Let's all pretend it's there shall we.#Anyway I love their dynamic so much #fire hazard siblings #They're a mess and they fight all the time but their relationship (while far from perfect) is much healthier than in canon #Azula is much more reserved in this AU. She doesn't truly feel like she belongs in Kyoshi Island. She still thinks of herself as a Princess.#But this...this isn't where she belongs (this isn't where she wants to belong)#She's awkward and bossy and intense. Her social skills are near The-Beach level of nonexistent. She also holds some resentment towards Ursa.#Meanwhile Zuko adapted to Kyoshi. Ursa tried to erase her past completely and thus became Noriko of Kyoshi wholeheartedly. Azula rejects it.#But Zuko accepted both parts of himself. He's in a better place than in canon. He's still angry and moody and reckless—he's Zuko after all.#He had support and love and validation. Not everything is perfect—he's a mess and doesn't love himself much—but he also knows who he is.

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soft-pine · 1 month ago

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so much supernatural discourse boils down to claiming a thing we actually see dean do on the show is something he would not do, claiming a thing we see dean specifically not do on the show is something he would do, claiming something all the main characters do is something dean alone is doing, or claiming something sam does on the show is something dean did.

and im so confused. because the answer is comically simple and it's a thing we all allegedly love doing and that is... watching supernatural?

#you have invented a man to be angry with but i have never seen this man before in my life?#and i dont mean like left up to interpretation shit #i mean like claiming dean always hates monsters and sam always supports them #or like how people totally memoryhole dean criticizing john #and sam often defending him #shit like dean sam and cas all having a plan to kill and or lock jack away at various points #like please just rewatch the show #or maybe watch it for the first time cough cough #a few weeks ago on twitter people were yelling at me because dean kills demon vessels with the knife #and none NONE of them listened when i was like... well literally all of them kill demon and angel vessels like... a lot.... ?#me: enjoying watching and talking about supernatural #versus #some people: enjoying *talking* about supernatural #many such cases

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outromoony · 3 months ago

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Seeing Tiktoks asking: "What's a Marauders ship you don't like?" and finding people in the comments saying "Jily" makes me lose faith in humanity.